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Liberal Utopia

What your world would be if everything liberals wanted, they got. Open the door at the bottom of its Elysium façade and take a glimpse of hell.

With Conservatives Like These, Who Needs Liberofascists?

 

"No, we can't shut down the government our swamp!" –DemocrAss-Kisser of the House Pauline Ryan-o


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he very first things on the list of government stuff to shut down should be the so-called careers of those worthless elected-for-life backstabbers infesting that fetid cesspool commonly known as Crapitol Hill. Do it whether or not they pass this joke of a spending (like there's no tomorrow) bill:

Additionally, there are no cuts in funding to sanctuary cities, something a federal judge said last week would be required for the Justice Department to follow through on its threats. And there is also no money for a deportation force.

What a surprise. Wouldn't want to offend any undocumented Democrook voters, now, would we? Or Planned Parenthood Infanticide, or environmental midgets, or the exorbitantly subsidized, or any of that parasitic party's other unctuous minions Demokowtower Ryano is gleefully wading up to his beady eyeballs in the most putrid bog slop to kinkily, orgasmically and thus disgustingly please. If only he she and they would do the public an unprecedented favor and get a room already, all mankind would be ever so grateful.

No wonder these enemies of the people included stealing huger chunks of our money for their feculent fortress and, of course, their palace police.

They make Benedict Arnold look like George Washington. Literally.



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Democrats Hate Freedom of Speech

 

You see,
If with me
You disagree,
Your speech will be
No longer free.
 
–Democrook Senate Overlord


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he Heritage Foundation's Hans von Spakovsky explains:

Reid displays no concern whatsoever over the many liberals, such as George Soros and Tom Steyer, who spend enormous amounts of money in the political field. Or the many unions that support Reid and his political party almost exclusively and who, as Kim Strassel of the Wall Street Journal has pointed out, spend far more on political campaigns than the Koch brothers.

Although the amendment sponsored by Udall and supported by Reid would limit fundraising and spending on political speech for Americans, there is one glaring exception in the amendment: It would not apply to the press.

The New York Times and MSNBC could continue to spend as much money, newsprint and airtime as they want supporting liberal candidates and attacking conservatives, but other non-media corporations would be strictly limited in what they could do, including conservative advocacy organizations such as the NRA and Heritage Action, which are nonprofits.

Candidates and ordinary Americans who wanted to fight back against the attacks of the liberal mainstream media would have their hands tied by a Congress filled with members who want to make sure individuals trying to unseat them (and their supporters) are strictly limited in the amount they could spend to publicly criticize them.

Reid seems to disagree with Benjamin Franklin, who wrote that "freedom of speech is a principal pillar of a free government." And for those who say that restricting the money that can be spent on political speech and activity is not the same as limiting speech, that is like saying that the government limiting the amount of newsprint a newspaper can buy does not limit the newspaper's speech.

It is a nonsensical argument — just like the arguments being made by Reid to cull the most important amendment in the Bill of Rights.



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Democrats Hate Women!

 

"Census Bureau data reveals that women would actually be disproportionately harmed by the [Democrook] President's minimum wage proposal: Of the 500,000 jobs that the CBO projects would be lost when the minimum wage increases, 285,000 of them — or about 57 percent — are jobs held by women."


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t's a classic case of projection. When pathologically lying Demoliars lie that the Republican Party is waging a war on women, these psychotic imbeciles are actually trying to defend themselves against extreme radioactive fallout from their very real crimes against womankind by denying their heinous and despicable thermonuclear war on our mothers, sisters, and daughters, while always blaming somebody else for the unprecedented damage and destruction their party constantly causes.

Make no mistake: Øbandit and his Democrook accomplices in Congress plan to raise the minimum wage because they want to exclude even more women from America's workforce. They hate women so much they'd rather force them to "live" on the taxpayer's dime than ever see them willing and able to earn a buck themselves or otherwise make it on their own. These hating haters and the hatred they feel towards women — these lying liars and the lies they tell women — have but one end in mind: Keep Women in Their Place™; that is, in perpetual poverty, forever voting for the lying Democonartist liar who promises to flick them off the most crumbs from the government's increasingly luxurious banquet table where he and his party greedily and selfishly feast alongside all their big-donor pals.

Let me be absolutely clear: Not only is their extremist, misogynist, sanctimonious party utterly full of lying liars, lies, hating haters, hatred, and overall crap, it reeks of massive, unmitigated hypocrisy:

On Average Senate Democrats Pay Men $5,500 More Than Women


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A Turd By Any Other Name Would Smell...

 

just like "Affordable" "Care" Act Øbankrupt"Care".


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ust because, no, no one can afford it, doesn't mean it's not affordable. Let me be absolutely clear: The millions upon millions of people who lost their health care insurance plans that lying Øliarman and his party promised* they could keep if they like them, had plans that were too affordable. So, no, he and his party can't let them keep those. Instead, he and his party made them buy plans that, no, no one can afford because, that way, they'll get ones that are better* because they won't be so affordable. See? So when he and his party said "like," he and his party actually meant "can't afford," as in, "If you can't afford your plan, you can keep your plan. Period*." Same for their doctors. But since, yes, they could afford their doctors and their plans, lying Øliarman and his party thought felt that, no, he and his party can't allow anybody to keep them. Period. Because that wouldn't be fair. As long as, yes, even one person can afford his/her/etc. plan or doctor, then, no — lying Øliarman and his party can and does think feel — nobody should. Because it's only affordable when, no, no one, not even his/her/etc. employer, can afford it. So what if he/she/etc. likes his/her/etc. full-time job but can't keep it because lying Øliarman and his party's act forces employers to pay for plans that make it far less affordable for businesses to keep the same number of full-time workers on their payrolls? That's so joblocky. Anyway, by losing it, s/hetc. is afforded the opportunity to follow his/her/etc. dreams and become an artist or something. That's why you should call lying Øliarman and his party's act "affordable*." Because he and his party "care*."

* Another of the countless lies the Democrat Lying-Liar Party keeps telling the American people.


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LieRA

 

"Barry Bonds" are just another Øliar scam.


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f you like your retirement savings plan, you can keep your retirement savings plan... until MyPARTY and I steal it from you and use it to bribe more and more and more voters with, and make them become completely dependent on more and more and more Big Government programs Bribes-4-Votes™, so they'll vote more and more and more of MyPARTY's members into office in order to keep more and more and more of those 'promised'* bribes coming their way, all while singing 'Eat, Drink, And Be Mired In Debt, For Tomorrow Our Country Dies.'"

* "Teh Moon 'N' Teh Stars — so long as they keep giving me and MyPARTY more and more and more power to do whatever we want for to easily manipulable suckers, bitterly covetous and stupidly stuck on greed and selfishness, like them! In other words: Ends. Justify. Means. Much dissembling required."



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Obama Lied, Your Health Plan Died

 

How did you like your "lower premiums by $2,500 per year" he promised you, too?


None of this should come as a shock to the Obama administration. The law states that policies in effect as of March 23, 2010 will be "grandfathered," meaning consumers can keep those policies even though they don't meet requirements of the new health care law. But the Department of Health and Human Services then wrote regulations that narrowed that provision, by saying that if any part of a policy was significantly changed since that date — the deductible, co-pay, or benefits, for example — the policy would not be grandfathered.

Buried in Obamacare regulations from July 2010 is an estimate that because of normal turnover in the individual insurance market, "40 to 67 percent" of customers will not be able to keep their policy. And because many policies will have been changed since the key date, "the percentage of individual market policies losing grandfather status in a given year exceeds the 40 to 67 percent range."

That means the administration knew that more than 40 to 67 percent of those in the individual market would not be able to keep their plans, even if they liked them.

Yet President Obama, who had promised in 2009, "if you like your health plan, you will be able to keep your health plan," was still saying in 2012, "If (you) already have health insurance, you will keep your health insurance."

"This says that when they made the promise, they knew half the people in this market outright couldn't keep what they had and then they wrote the rules so that others couldn't make it either," said Robert Laszewski, of Health Policy and Strategy Associates, a consultant who works for health industry firms.

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f you voted for this Lying Liar-in-Chief because you believed all these lies he told you, yes you can and should feel extremely betrayed.

Premiums for employer-provided family coverage rose $3,065 — 24% — from 2008 to 2012, the Kaiser survey found. Even if you start counting in 2009, premiums have climbed $2,370.

What's more, premiums climbed faster in Obama's four years than they did in the previous four under President Bush, the survey data show.

There's no question about what Obama was promising the country, since he repeated it constantly during his 2008 campaign.

In a debate with Sen. John McCain, for example, Obama said "the only thing we're going to try to do is lower costs so that those cost savings are passed onto you. And we estimate we can cut the average family's premium by about $2,500 per year."

At a campaign stop in Columbus, Ohio, in February 2008, Obama promised that "We are going to work with you to lower your premiums by $2,500. We will not wait 20 years from now to do it, or 10 years from now to do it. We will do it by the end of my first term as president."

More lies this lying Øliar told you:

"I can make a firm pledge. Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes."

That's quite the promise and one that's even more difficult to keep when you throw a new $1 trillion dollar health care entitlement into the mix. Americans for Tax Reform posted today a list of taxes that will put the American middle class into the [tax-increase] crosshairs.

First, there's the Obamacare individual mandate tax, which target six million families directly. There's also the Flexible Spending Account Tax, which puts "30 - 35 million Americans who use a pre-tax Flexible Spending Account (FSA) at work to pay for their family's basic medical needs face a new Obamacare cap of $2,500. This will squeeze $13 billion of tax money from Americans over the next ten years." And there are more items to this butcher's bill.

1. Obamacare High Medical Bills Tax....

2. Obamacare Medicine Cabinet Tax....

3. Obamacare Tax on Union Member and Early Retiree Health Insurance Plans....

4. Obamacare 10 Percent Excise Tax on Indoor Tanning....

5. Obamacare HSA Withdrawal Tax Hike....

Øliar lied. Your hopes for Change® died.

Already 1.5 million have had insurance they were happy with stripped from them. If the Congressional Budget Office is correct, this will happen to millions more.

That is one broken promise.

Sunday, the LA Times reported that middle-class Californians face, on average, a 30% rate increase "due to several factors ties to" ObamaCare. That is just one state, and it is another broken promise.

One could also argue that these premium increases are nothing more than tax increases to pay for ObamaCare. So that is another broken promise.

Finally, how many of the millions losing the health care plan they like will lose their doctor in the process? [Answer: very likely.] That is yet another broken promise.



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HelpIdentityThieves.gov

 

I mean, Healthcare.gov.


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he Øfascist regime's pet political cronies like SEIU and power-abusing IRS will all have access to your "private" information. What could possibly go wrong?

It's not that you can't trust the most nontransparent, unethical, dishonest, extremist, law-breaking glitchestration in the history of the country. That's a given.

It's that you shouldn't ever voluntarily give any information to known criminals which can help them victimize you. (Unless, of course, you enjoy being victimized. Evidently, some people* do.)

Just because a website has a .gov extension doesn't mean it's not run by crooks. Because in light of the clear criminality of Queen Stompy Foot the Unaccountable and her globe-trotting troupe of totalitarian thugs, it does.

Most certainly, in fact.

"Under us, you have no reasonable expectation of privacy." Translate that into Latin and you'd have what passes for the official motto of the whole Baracrook Øtyrant dictatorship.

Somewhere down within the deepest, hottest caverns of hell, Joseph, Benito, Adolf, Mao, and other notorious Progressives are looking up and smiling wearing the Biggest. S-E-Grins. Ever.

* I.e., Demøcrat voters.



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'More and more government in health care has proven to make it worse, not better!'

 

"America needs to go the other way, trusting our people and our doctors to work out a system that's best for healthcare, not marching to the senseless beat of some far off government drum." –Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, Republican Candidate for Governor


“Everywhere you look, there’s more evidence that ObamaCare was fundamentally broken even before it started. And while our citizens bear the brunt of the law, it seems like big corporations and special interests have gotten exempted. Even Members of Congress are getting preferential treatment, yet everyday Virginians, of whom I am privileged to count myself, are paying the costs and experiencing diminished freedoms.

“President Obama’s ideas are deeply flawed and the implementation of this law has been a national embarrassment. Let me be plain, the law that carries the President’s name is the hallmark of a reckless federal government that has lost its way.

“As Attorney General of a Commonwealth which was one of our nation’s first 13 colonies, and the birthplace of American democracy, I’ll never stand by and watch as our hard fought freedoms are taken away.

“We can do better. We need to provide flexibility and choice within our health care system. Our citizens shouldn’t be forced to choose insurance providers and doctors who’ve been preselected by government bureaucrats. We need to open up the insurance market and allow cross state purchase of insurance to drive competition and lower premiums.

“Physicians are fleeing Medicaid because they’re paid so little and have to spend more time completing regulatory paperwork, time they would rather spend treating their patients. Our citizens should be able to choose the health care providers who they believe will provide the best care for their needs, and we shouldn’t have to make our healthcare decisions with 16,000 IRS agents looming as the ObamaCare enforcers.

“Most importantly, we need to reverse the perverse incentives that have raised the cost of insurance premiums and have forced employers to drop health care benefits and full-time jobs in order to stay in business.

“Our health care system should be transparent at all levels and provide pricing to inform and empower American families.

“We should support market based solutions for health care reform and empower patients free of government control.”



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'We're doing things right'?

 

We're spying on you smarter, faster, and better! We're lying to you smarter, faster, and better! We're leaving your diplomats behind to die smarter, faster, and better! We're violating your press's First Amendment rights smarter, faster, and better! We're using the IRS to seek political revenge against you smarter, faster, and better! We're letting muslim terrorists bomb your cities smarter, faster, and better! We're giving your enemies in the Middle East aid and comfort smarter, faster, and better! We're getting your doctor to snitch on you smarter, faster, and better! We're trying to disarm you so thugs can rob, rape, and murder you smarter, faster, and better! We're running guns to murderous Mexican drug cartels smarter, faster, and better! We're turning your military into a "fighting" farce smarter, faster, and better! We're wasting your money on useless programs smarter, faster, and better! We're covering up Hilliary's State Department spending your money on prostitutes smarter, faster, and better! We're playing golf and taking vacations on your dime smarter, faster, and better! We're destroying your full time jobs smarter, faster, and better! We're jacking up your health insurance prices smarter, faster, and better! We're burying you under mountains of public debt smarter, faster, and better! We're devaluing your dollar smarter, faster, and better! We're unlawfully bypassing your Congress smarter, faster, and better! We're helping interlopers cross your "border," violate your laws, steal your tax dollars, and force your wages down smarter, faster, and better! We're devastating your minority communities smarter, faster, and better! We're chaining you to the government plantation's handouts smarter, faster, and better! We're fundamentally transforming your America into a third-world hellhole smarter, faster, and better!


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aracrook Øfascist's tyranny government is "doing things right" the same way Fidel Casto's is.


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MSNBC: The Evel Knievel of Shark Jumpers

 

I know. One should never speak ill of the dead.


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o, instead, I'll write as flattering an obituary for this communist propaganda outfit cable "news" channel as an irrationally willing suspension of disbelief may allow:

Ms. N. B. Caca

Ms. Natsee "Bull" Caca of New York, N.Y., died yesterday at her residence following a horrific jumping accident. She was 17.

Funeral services will be held at 11 a.m. Monday, at the Goebbels & al-Sahhaf Funeral Home Chappel with the Rev. Jeremiah Wright spewing extremist racist anti-America hate officiating.

In lieu of flowers, family friend al-Gore requests that donations be made to Al Jazeera, preferrably by unverified credit card or in small, unmarked bills. Carbon-footprint credits also will be accepted.

Ms. Caca was born in 1996, in New York, the daughter of Gen. E. "Bail Us Out, O!" Lectric and Mike Roe "Commie Common Core" Soft.

She was a member of the Church of Glowbull Wormening Global Warming Climate Change. She was a veteran of both Iraq wars (for the Iraqi side) and retired from the reporting industry after 0 years. She loved her sharks, especially Forward and Lean, and would often jump over them and the rest of the pod, all at the same time.

She was preceded in death by her heroes K. Marx, V. Lenin, J. Stalin, Chairman Mao, F. Castro (unconfirmed), and other such totalitarian fascist murderous freaks fellow travelers; sisters Air A. Merica and Current T. Vee; and friend of the collective family A. Corn.

Survivors include "our" children — every one of them, regardless how much you feel "yours" belong to you as "their" so-called parents or families — as well as her beloved godfather George Soros, and her most worshipped lord and savior Barack "Tingle Me Leggo" Obama.



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I asked my boss for a $100 raise...

 

But he said he'd give me only a $15 one....


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herefore, my boss has cut my salary by $85!

He wants my kids to starve! He wants me to stop taking them to the doctor! He wants to see my whole family kicked out on the street and become homeless!

How am I going to pay my mortgage and keep my kids from going hungry and without health and day care on just a $3,700-a-week salary?!

I needed every bit of that $100 raise to prevent all these Horrible Things™ from happening!

But, no! My boss doesn't care about people like me! He's mean! He's evil! He hates women, infants, and, of course, Teh Children®!

Shame on him for totally destroying me and my family!

This sequestration "argument" brought to you by the Demøfascist Party and its minionstream-media affiliates. (© 1917-2013 V. Lenin & Associates)


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Real Compromise: Every Tax Hike Pays Down Our Debt

 

Read Our Lips: No New Spending


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o let the rich pay their Fair Share™. Except that every "little bit" more they pay must be used exclusively to reduce the national debt.

That means no more raises in the debt ceiling. We better start living within our means for a change, else sooner rather than later, everything will go over the cliff.

Let us be absolutely clear: All money from all these new taxes, which may not be spent on anything new, will actually make our federal budget less unbalanced. It really would mean A More Balanced Approach®.

Make no mistake: The smaller the budget deficit the less new debt is added to the nation's books.

Of course, with the debt ceiling permanently pegged at its current record level, real spending cuts would be the only alternative greedy spendaholics in Washington could consider for decreasing that deficit even further.

As every credit card owner who's financially in trouble knows, when you've maxed out all your cards and no card company will give you another credit increase, you simply can't keep spending more than you take in. You have to finally start paying off that debt. Which means you have to cut down on your overall spending.

This compromise isn't an ideal solution to the out-of-control spending problem we're facing. Higher taxes will slow down and in all likelihood damage, for years to come, vital portions of our economy, and thus significantly hinder every effort to achieve a full recovery.

Under the present circumstances, however, it is the most effectual means at our disposal to get Washington to spend less and act more responsibly.

And if that doesn't work, we're all doomed.



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Obama's Margin of 'Victory': Three Football Stadiums

 

Had just 167,000 switched their votes, Øfascist wouldn't have "won"* the election.


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hat's only 36,595 voters in Florida, 51,741 in Ohio, 57,956 in Virginia, and 20,330 in New Hampshire. Given this season's Super Bowl at the Superdome in New Orleans can accomodate 73,000 of them, the margin is actually less than three.

Also, had just 490,000 switched nationwide, Øfascist wouldn't have "won" even a majority of votes.

Moreover, had just 1,020,000 switched, Øfascist wouldn't have "won" a plurality of votes, either.

E electoral votes.  T votes tallied.  R voted for Romney.  Ø voted for Øfascist.  S-vote switch needed to change outcome.
#∑EStateETRØ(R-Ø)E-1S∑S
16Utah688%73%671,74725%229,46373,714.00
213Oklahoma793%67%889,37233%442,64763,817.86
317Idaho499%65%420,75033%212,56052,047.50
426Alabama999%61%1,252,45338%793,62050,981.44
534Kentucky898%61%1,087,12738%679,34050,973.38
642Louisiana898%59%1,149,05440%781,73345,915.13
753Tennessee1194%59%1,453,09739%953,04345,459.45
859Arkansas697%61%644,78437%392,40142,063.83
965Kansas694%60%678,71938%427,91841,800.17
1070West Virginia593%62%412,40636%234,92535,496.20
1175Nebraska593%61%462,97238%289,15434,763.60
1278Wyoming398%69%170,26528%68,78033,828.33
13116Texas3896%57%4,555,79941%3,294,44033,193.66
14126Missouri1094%54%1,478,96144%1,215,03126,393.00
15137Indiana1195%54%1,412,62044%1,140,42524,745.00
16143Mississippi693%56%674,30244%528,26024,340.33
17152South Carolina995%55%1,049,50744%845,75622,639.00
18155South Dakota394%58%210,54140%144,98821,851.00
19158Montana390%55%264,97442%200,48921,495.00
20161North Dakota394%59%187,58639%124,49021,032.00
21177Georgia1698%53%2,070,22145%1,761,76119,278.75
22188Arizona1185%54%1,108,50344%901,03518,860.73
23191Alaska390%55%136,84841%102,13811,570.00
24206North Carolina1599%51%2,275,85348%2,178,3886,497.67
25235Florida2997%49%4,162,08150%4,235,270-2,523.76-0.86%-36,59536,595
26253Ohio1890%48%2,593,77950%2,697,260-5,748.94-1.92%-51,74188,336
27266Virginia1397%48%1,789,61851%1,905,528-8,916.15-3.04%-57,956146,292
28270New Hampshire495%46%327,87052%368,529-10,164.75-5.52%-20,330166,622
29276Nevada693%46%462,42252%528,801-11,063.17-6.28%-33,190199,812
30285Colorado990%47%1,125,39151%1,238,490-12,566.56-4.57%-56,550256,362
31305Pennsylvania2098%47%2,619,58352%2,907,448-14,393.25-4.95%-143,933400,295
32311Iowa696%46%727,92852%816,429-14,750.17-5.42%-44,251444,546
33316New Mexico591%43%331,91553%408,312-15,279.40-9.36%-38,199482,745
34326Wisconsin1099%46%1,408,74653%1,613,950-20,520.40-6.36%-102,603585,348
35336Minnesota1098%45%1,321,57553%1,547,668-22,609.30-7.30%-113,047698,395
36339Delaware399%40%165,47659%242,547-25,690.33-15.89%-38,536736,931
37343Maine495%41%290,43756%397,754-26,829.25-13.49%-53,659790,590
38359Michigan1693%45%2,112,67354%2,561,911-28,077.38-8.77%-224,6201,015,210
39366Oregon796%43%733,74354%937,321-29,082.57-10.86%-101,7901,117,000
40370Rhode Island492%36%155,35563%274,342-29,746.75-21.69%-59,4941,176,494
41382Washington1294%42%1,210,36956%1,620,432-34,171.92-12.65%-205,0321,381,526
42385Vermont390%31%92,70067%199,259-35,519.67-26.74%-53,2801,434,806
43392Connecticut795%40%631,43258%912,531-40,157.00-15.40%-140,5501,575,356
44406New Jersey1496%41%1,383,23358%1,960,744-41,250.79-14.73%-288,7561,864,112
45426Illinois2093%41%2,090,11657%2,916,811-41,334.75-14.17%-413,3482,277,460
46481California5581%38%4,202,12759%6,493,924-41,669.04-17.65%-1,145,8993,423,359
47485Hawaii492%28%119,49471%303,090-45,899.00-30.29%-91,7993,515,158
48514New York2986%36%2,226,63763%3,875,826-56,868.59-21.28%-824,5954,339,753
49524Maryland1091%37%904,97062%1,527,686-62,271.60-20.38%-311,3594,651,112
50535Massachusetts1199%38%1,178,24561%1,901,276-65,730.09-19.01%-361,5165,012,628
51538Washington D.C.389%7%17,33791%222,332-68,331.67-46.10%-102,4985,115,126

For somebody who "won" fewer electoral votes, fewer popular votes, a smaller percentage of the popular vote, and fewer states than he did in his first election — an unprecedented feat in American history — only an extremist nutjøbama fascist liberal(birm) could consider this anything other than a Pyrrhic victory.

* Now that the fraud is impossible to hide, such quotation marks are required.


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Obama Campaign's Epitaph

 

Obama Campaign, May 5 - July 13, 2012. 'No, I Didn't Build This!'


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ts tombstone is in a cemetery on this road:

SomebodyElseMadeThis Rd

Before it died, its blamer-in-chief was working on a 5-Year Plan™ to require all businesses to prominently display on their front doors this notice:

Notice: You Didn't Build That, Somebody Else Made That Happen

And to also stick on all their products and company stationary this label:

Warning: You Didn't Build That, Somebody Else Made That Happen

But, no, they won't have to. Because, thankfully, it's eternally roasting in hell now.

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'If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.'

 

That "somebody else" certainly hasn't been you, Mr. Øbreak-it.


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ust the opposite. If you've no longer got a business — you didn't destroy that. Øfubar and his dangerously incompetent and destructive economic policies made that happen.

Baracrook Øfascist helped to create this unbearable War on American businesses that we have that won't allow you to thrive. Baracrook Øfascist "invested" squandered trillions of our dollars on so-called shovel ready jobs which he finally confesses were "not as shovel-ready as we expected."

If you were not successful, Baracrook Øfascist gave you no help. Instead, he was a small-minded economic terrorist everywhere in your life.

On the other hand, if you've been personally successful as a result of Baracrook Øfascist's numerous special-interest payback programs, you indeed didn't get there on your own. Baracrook Øfascist made sure you and your fellow greedy, corrupt Barackampaign contributØrs got your over half-billion dollar "loan" payoff before all of you raked in bonuses totaling hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Moreover, if you're Jonathan Lavine, a top bundler of campaign money for Baracrook Øfascist, you could even be the Bain Capital executive actually in charge of closing plants and killing jobs in 2001, and still be its chief investment officer today, and yes Baracrook Øfascist can say you're somebody along the line who gave him some help. Same goes for Baracrook Øfascist's Bain pals Jeff Zients, Joshua Bekenstein, Stephen Pagliuca, Mark Nunnelly, and Michael Krupka.

But if you've got a dog of a "news" business submissively in Baracrook Øfascist's lap, no you can't say you didn't build that. Because, fittingly enough, you did.



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Big F'n' Deal: Only a Twelve-Month 'Extension' of Bush Tax Rate

 

Liberals won't make anything permanent except massive tax hikes, out-of-control, unaccountable government spending, and dangerously irresponsible mountain chains of public debt.


S

o the Øfubar Tax Hikes™ won't hit the middle class between the eyes until after the election. How convenient.

The only thing that should expire right now and forever is the Lying Liar-n-Thief's extremist "career" in politics. No, we can't wait to put it and its unbroken record of broken promises, Big Lies, unprecedented thievery, and epic failures all permanently out of our and our country's misery.

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If yes we can spend less than $12 billion a year for ten years to put a dozen men on the moon...

 

With all the spending Baracrook Øfascist has approved just in excess of public-money receipts, yes we could've put over 6,000 people on the moon during his term(ination of America)!


Y

es we can call it the Øbamoon Colony™.

One of those Øbamoonites is named Julia. She has a son, Zachary.

Zachary's stepfather, of course, is Un¢le $am.

At ten years old, Zachary — or Zack, as he prefers to be called now — weighs only 14 pounds! So his teacher doesn't report him and his parent — singular, not plural — to Moochelle's Fat Nazis®.

A few weeks before his eleventh birthday, Zack takes a walk outside. But the "free" helmet the government issued him has a leak.

So Zack suffers extreme oxygen deprivation and becomes a vegetable.

Unfortunately for him, Øbamoon"Care" requires a test to determine whether Zack is "morally relevant" enough to receive any medical treatment. Zack, of course, fails the test.

The government then tells Julia she is not allowed to give her son any more food because he will no longer be able to feed himself.

Zack starves. Blissfully and euphorically, of course.

A little over a week later, Zack dies.

Julia now regrets using all the "free" contraceptives the government has been giving her over the years so she could repeatedly experience, without any consequences, the joys of low-gravity sex.

Of course, Julia blames Richard Nixon for all her troubles.

After all, if he hadn't "made the call" to put a man on the moon, there never would've been an Øbamoon Colony™.

Her Zachary would be walking around outside today.

Without a space helmet, of course.


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'Obama was not the man who made the call'

 

If Osama bin Laden's body hadn't been buried at sea/cremated/shot into space/dumped in a volcano/fed to hungry lions/whichever changing story the White House is coming up with now, no doubt Teh Golfer-in-Chief would be displaying it in a campaign ad.


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h, er... I, ah... Who unplugged the teleprompter?.... Okay. So... ah, as I was saying. All right, then. Uh... Yeh, now it's working.... Um-hmm. Yeh... a little more. More. Uh, that's it! Start there.

"Anyway, let me be absolutely clear: I said that I'd go after bin Laden if we had a clear shot at him, and I did."

Not so fast, Kommie Sabe:

Chris Kyle, a former SEAL sniper with 160 confirmed and another 95 unconfirmed kills to his credit, said: 'The operation itself was great and the nation felt immense pride. It was great that we did it.

'But bin Laden was just a figurehead. The war on terror continues. Taking him out didn't really change anything as far as the war on terror is concerned and using it as a political attack is a cheap shot.

'In years to come there is going to be information that will come out that Obama was not the man who made the call. He can say he did and the people who really know what happened are inside the Pentagon, are in the military and the military isn't allowed to speak out against the commander-in-chief so his secret is safe.'



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Lapdog Media in Panic over Obama's Eating Habits

 

Change They Need: Feed Øbuttmunch to the dogs.


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ake no mistake: Here's the deal: Let me be clear: It will not be easy.

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In other Øba"man" Bites Dog® news...

Ødogeater uses the "stash" of slush-fund money he stole from taxpayers to spay and neuter dogs.

Program's motto: Less Dogs, Less to Eat = Less Fat People!

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No One Left To Assign Blame To

 

Except that moron Øbonehead sees whenever he looks in a mirror.


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o now it's all China's fault. Baracrook Øcrybaby gave his extremist Millionaire/Billionaire fat-cat campaign donors a half billion dollars — a half billion he redistributed from stole from us to pay them off — and when they took it ran, leaving us to hold the bag, he predictably blames anyone and everyone else yes he can "think" of for the whole corrupt, stinking mess.

"China's subsidies made it fail.. waaaaaah! wahhhh!! waaaahhhhhh!!!"

"The Congress made me do it... waaaah!! waahhhh!!!! waaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

Etc., etc., etc.

Does this whiner-in-chief ever take any responsibility himself for anything?

(Let me be clear: That was a rhetorical question.)

Is there anyone or anything he hasn't blamed yet — besides himself and his corrupt, failed policies, of course — for all the messes he's gotten us and our country into?

It's long past time he at least tried something different, for a change.

Such as just shutting the fluke up.

In the moron's "own" teleprompted words:

"I don't want the folks Øbamoron and his 'per se' moronions who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to just get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. I don't mind cleaning up after them, but don't do a lot of talking.

"Am I wrong, Virginia?"

Or put another way:

After Øcrybaby drove the car into the ditch, made it as difficult as possible for us to pull it back, now he wants to keep the keys.

No!

You can't drive.

We don't want to have to go back into the ditch. We're just about to get the car out.

Plus you made our gas prices so extremely high, we can't afford to let you waste any more fuel.

Moron.

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