"We've got to spend our way out of this recession." – Devilrat Høuse Majørity Whip James Clyburn
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e're dØØmed.
Unless we break the ever tightening stranglehold Demøspenderats have around our throats soon — the same throats down which they still want to ram their Scrap-and-Fade (America's free market system), health care "reform" Death Snare Conform (& other Fun Mandates™), and enough Red Ink Spending to choke the biggest, most "f***ing retarded" jackasses known to man (i.e., Demøspenderats), all of which would totally shock even the holder of Guinness' "Drunkest Sailor in History"® world record — the next most popularly appropriate bumper sticker we're going to widely see (many, unsurprisingly, covering up all the "got hope?" ones) is:
Øbama Øfascist got me "out" of The Recession... and into "You're Fired!"
Baracrook Howinsane Øburgler is intentionally stealing our and our children's futures.
He and his fellow Demøcriminals are the ones we need to be telling "You're Fired!" as soon as possible.
Question: Why did Øfascist pretend to cross the road?
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nswer: To fool you into thinking he wasn't on the wrong side of it anymore.
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk ... yuk yuk ... yuk.
Another one:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spending freeze.
Spending freeze who?
Spending freely zillions is better than spending freely gazillions!
Har har har har har har har har har ... har ... har and har.
You'll like this one:
Barack "Light Skinned" Øbama, Harry "No Negro Dialect" Reid, and Nancy "Pinhead" Pelosi walk into a bar. The bartender asks them, "What'll you gents and non-gent have?" "I'll have fourteen gallons of whiskey," Teh Light-Skinned Øne™ says. The bartender looks at him funnily and asks, "Are you sure?" "Sure I'm sure!" So the bartender disappears into the back room and, about ten minutes later, reemerges pushing a wheelbarrow filled with one-gallon jugs of whiskey. "There you go — fourteen gallons," the bartender says. TLSØ rushes over to the wheelbarrow, greedily grabs a gallon jug, pulls out its cork, and gulps down all the whiskey inside it in just one swallow. After burping, he greedily grabs another jug and does the exact same thing. Then another, and another, and another, etc., until finally there's nothing left in the wheelbarrow but fourteen empty one-gallon jugs. After staggering back to the bar, he tells his companions (in a heavily-slurred, albeit no-Negro dialect), "Boy, th-th-thatt-tt ww-wwass-ss gg-gg-gg-, er, gg-ggood! I, uh, th-th-thinnkk-kk I, uh, I'll, uh, hh-hh-hhave — fifteen gallons moooorre!" "Sounds great," Teh Pinheady One™ says. The stunned bartender asks, "Are you sure?" TLSØ slaps the bar and says, "Ss-ssuuuurre I, uh, I'mm—" then falls flat on his punch-drunk face. From the floor he tells the bartender, "Oo-on ss-ss-, er, ss-ssecond, uh, th-th-thoughtt-tt, mm-mm-mmake th-th-thatt-tt, uh — fourteen gallons moooorre!" "Why fourteen?" the bartender asks. "I, uh, I'mm, er, in-in-instituu-uu-uting, er, a drinking freeeezze!"
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker ... snicker and snicker and snicker.
Well, at least these aren't as lame as those the lying Cømedian-in-Chief will be telling reading to his tax and spend-crazed cømrades in al Qongress tomorrow night.
Letters to the editor from "local" readers, each spewing — word for word — the exact same stupid retarded nincompoop regressive reactionary nonsensical liberal crap(birm).
N
inny Pelooni, this is what real AstroTurf® smells like.
Not surprisingly, liberal newspapers birdcage liners, before gleefully publishing far and wide that carbon-copy White House form "letter" Propaganda Trøllage™, each subjected it to the same amount of umpteempth-level soopur skeelz "fact checking" they applied to every one of their messiah Hiz Holeliness Teh DalaiBama's other political campaigns.
That is, somewhere in between not at all and none.
Is it still any wonder their paid subscribers are taking their money elsewhere nearly as fast as Ben Nelson (D-Nebra$$$ka) jumped at taking ours to fund his health "care" yes-vote bribe?
Yes, the biggest, most pernicious threat ever to Americans' freedoms and safety can be summed up in one collectivist word:
"Unlike the last administration, we're not going to let Osama bin Laden get away and continue to threaten us." –B. Hussein Øliar, on any given day when he's finally decided to pull himself away from his never-ending golf games forced to talk read a telepromptered script someone wrote for him about national "security."
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nother day, another broken promise and increasingly long list of lies and deceptions.
B. Hussein Øfailure, December 1, 2009:
Our overarching goal remains the same: to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat al-Qaeda... and to prevent its capacity to threaten America....
But after 369 days of Øbama bin Biden's lies, deceptions, and failures in office, Osama bin Laden remains at-large, free to threaten the American people.
Barøcks-for-"brains" Øgølfer, October 7, 2008:
We will kill bin Laden. We will crush al-Qaeda. That has to be our biggest national security priority.
But after 369 days of Øbama bin Biden's lies, deceptions, and failures in office, Osama bin Laden remains at-large, free to threaten the American people.
The Hill, December 8, 2009:
Gen. Stanley McChrystal (Øbama bin Biden's handpicked general on the ground in Afghanistan) said the United States cannot defeat al-Qaeda until Osama bin Laden is captured.
But after 369 days of Øbama bin Biden's lies, deceptions, and failures in office, Osama bin Laden remains at-large, free to threaten the American people.
NY Daily News, September 11, 2009:
Obama vows to boost hunt for Osama Bin Laden.
But after 369 days of Øbama bin Biden's lies, deceptions, and failures in office, Osama bin Laden remains at-large, free to threaten the American people.
Dallas Morning News, October 30, 2008:
For the second straight day, (B. Huggin'terrorists Øløser) promised to "snuff out" Osama bin Laden.
But after 369 days of Øbama bin Biden's lies, deceptions, and failures in office, Osama bin Laden remains at-large, free to threaten the American people.
The Øfascist maladministration's national security (sic) advisor for counterterrorism and homeland security (sic) John "Miserable Failure" Brennan, January 3, 2010:
We're going to get him. We're going to get bin Laden, we're going to get Zawahiri, we're going to get the other (al-Qaeda terrorist leaders).
But after 369 days of Øbama bin Biden's lies, deceptions, and failures in office, Osama bin Laden remains at-large, free to threaten the American people.
Day after day after day we're told lie after lie after lie by him and his miserably failing maladministraion.
Because of B. Hugeliar Øfascist and his dangerous incompetence, Osama bin Laden, Zawahiri, and all the other al-Qaeda terrorist leaders are getting away, getting many more chances to threaten us and to show the rest of the world what a lying, deceiving, failing sack of soft-on-terrorism halfwit our Golfer-in-Chief™ really is.
Barack Obama has been serenaded by stars like Aretha Franklin and Beyonce, now he'll sing himself [how narcissistically appropriate] in a new musical set to open on Sunday in Germany — where many consider the US president a role model.
Germans making an epically failing megalomaniacal self-absorbed fascist tyrant their role model. Now where have we heard that song before?
The stage Obama [as opposed to the Soro$-staged Øne] will perform a duet with First Lady Michelle and lead a gospel chorus singing "Yes, We Can," his trademark slogan of optimism and change, in a bi-lingual production entitled "Hope – The Obama Musical Story" [*snort* (pun intended)].
Fortunately, it too sounds better in the original German.
Producers said they hope to take the show to the United States.
Except that the planned forty-week run in Boston, Massachusett[e]s has been inexplicably canceled.
"I had the initial idea right at the start of Obama's electoral campaign," US writer and composer Randall Hutchins told German magazine Spiegel's online edition.
"I found the atmosphere exciting and that was my inspiration. People hoped change would result in a better life. It was a beautiful, very social time."
Very socialist time would be more accurate.
Or, as clearly seen in Europe Eurabia, exactly the last sort of change that would have even the first hope of ever resulting in anything that could somehow be characterized in other than the remotest of ways "a better life," much less "beautiful."
Although Obama's domestic approval ratings have fallen,
Plummeted irreversibly into an unprecedented abyss would be more accurate.
the US president remains popular in Germany
A manifestly fascist dictator who gives really great teleprompter readings speeches, popular in Germany?
(That's never happened before ...i.e., besides 1933-1945.)
where a November poll found 44 per cent named him as their political role model,
Like that other manifestly fascist dictator who gave really great speeches had been in polls there between 1933 and 1945.
well ahead of former chancellor Helmut Schmidt.
With a predominantly US cast, the show is said to celebrate a non-political
Wait a minute. Everything liberals celebrate — e.g., Troop deaths in Iraq, terrorists clamming up and getting lawyered up, bribes for votes on "health" "care," Big Government taxing and spending, Big Government controlling everything and everybody, abortions infanticide, Death Panels, abridging free non-liberal speech, false and manipulated Global Warming® Climate Change® data, "Green" "jobs" kickbacks for enviromentardists, MSNBC MSDNC™, looking down on non-liberals normal people, bashing and belittling Christians, Blaming Bush For Everything!!11!!1ONE!!®, death cults communism and Mao Mass Murder "Philosophy," womanslaughterers, etc., etc. — is political. So that premise is quite unbelievable, even for a liberal fantasist(birm)'s musical.
quest for a better future. Plans are being laid to take it to other cities around Germany.
(See the fisking below.)
"If everything works fine,
I.e., if German commentators don't declare, in effect, "HopeIsDead!!!!!111!one11!!!"
(Oops)
we would like to plan a tour in the States as well," organiser Patrick Strese told AFP.
Obama's Republican presidential rival Senator John McCain and his colourful running mate Sarah Palin perform numbers of their own, the latter rocking with fishnet-clad go-go girls.
Attack Sarah Palin.™
Wow! That's new.
(Who says liberals can't be original? ...besides non-liberals everyone whose noggins respectively contain at least two functioning neurons, that is?)
Even the audience will get a chance to join in, organisers said, with seats equipped with a percussion-sensitive surface that lets them drum along with the beat.
Filthy2ers® especially like that feature.
Beating off to vapid, empty delusions is about the only thing they're really any good at.
Don't expect any said Demøqrat/MSMedia snakes Cømmunists/Fascists to ever get it, however.
In fact, it's better that they won't and never will.
The more they try to sneak up on us and shove their liberal/communist/fascist(birm) crap down all our throats, the more we'll realize the clear and present danger they constantly pose to all our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.
It's hard for any of us to stay alseep when we're all choaking.
Thanks, also, to Chicago Minuteman Rick Santelli for first loudly raising the alarm à la Paul Revere eleven months ago:
The change Americans are now ushering in of, by, and for themselves is what we need.
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