Liberal Utopia

What your world would be if everything liberals wanted, they got. Open the door at the bottom of its Elysium fa├žade and take a glimpse of hell.

Fascismmm, mmm, mmm...


Mmm, mmm, mmm. Adolf Frickin' Hitler.
He said we must be fair today,
Join his Party or you'll pay!

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Adolf Frickin' Hitler.
He said that we must take a stand,
To do it for the Fatherland!

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Adolf Frickin' Hitler.
He said red, yellow, black or white,
All obey him, yeah, that's right!

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Adolf Frickin' Hitler.
Sieg Heil!
Mmm, mmm, mmm. Adolf Frickin' Hitler.


know. Sounds "better" in the original German.

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Reform 'Now' means Status Quo 'Till 2013'


"Can't wait!" you Kommunist Kool-aid Kultards say bleat and moan? Well, your dEar Løser decrees, "Yes, we can" wait another four years.


hat's the rush, then? You "Now"thers haven't figured out yet how to ram full amnesty for undocumented immigrants invading lawbreakers down all our throats so yes, these criminals you also obscenely coddle can get "free" health benefits now after 2012, too. That's what. Can't move on to "solving" that "serious crisis" if such freebies bribes for votes, donations, etc. aren't going to be "legalized" first, giving your coddled border-crossing criminals and their other aiders and abetters an irresistible incentive to support your dangerously irresponsible Demøfascist Pølitburø and its tøtal pøwer grabs between now and then.

Evidently yes, we can wait now.

At least 39 months from now.

Or enough time for you "Now"thers to infuse yourselves with approximately 7,000 more KAIVs each.

'Now'ther Kool-Aid IVs

Yes, what can actually be passed and put into effect now — this year — is breaking up the 50 cozy state-controlled insurance monopolies, thus finally removing the states' unreasonable restraint on health insurance trade and competition throughout our nation.

Yes, we can also fully exempt from taxation all health-related savings and payments, including insurance premiums and claims.

Yes, we can limit the amount of punitive damage awards as well, reducing physicians' expenses with regard to malpractice insurance and defensive-medicine procedures.

Yes, we can extend federal welfare to those roughly 10 million citizens and legal residents who want and need but are honestly unable, through no fault of their own, to get adequate health insurance.

Yes, we can do all of this now. This month. Today, even.

Were the health care health insurance Øfascist takeover "crisis" really about something in as much need of "urgent" reform as you "Now"thers so whiningly lament, you would be helping us pass and put into effect those very real solutions right now.

Then the only thing that'd be left for anyone to do is chant, "Yes, we did!"

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When al-Qaeda attacks us again, yes we can totally blame Obama


Epic Fail ExpresswayAnd rally afterwards around a reset Congress as it's impeaching and convicting him for treason, felonious negligence, and criminally dangerous incompetence.

ObamiserableFailure's Weakness Ahead

he røad to that attack was intentiønally paved, painted with a solid bright yelløw line from øne end tø the øther, dangerøusly driven, and strewn with innocent roadkill recklessly run over all by Former Jr. Half-term/Full-tard Senøtwerp Baracørnk al-Hbømbs4Iran Øbamiserablefailure II-cøming-øf-Qarter.

Not since the al-Qlinton maladministration have our islamofascist enemies been so emboldened. With the cøntinual aid and cømført "Present" Øfascist amply gives them, it's no wonder al-Qaeda is confidently expanding its terrorist network now while stepping up its attacks overseas against our courageous Troops as well as its plans for ones here against as many innocent Americans as, yes, it can.

What is the ØqarterII maladministratiøn doing about it? Understandable if you don't have a clue, either, since the mainstream fringe media have absolutely no real interest in keeping you informed about anything their Chøsen Øne døes Ofascismwhich severely puts you, your children, your whole family, and all your friends and coworkers at greater and greater risk.

No, you can't be allowed to keep up with anything other than "how much an angry mob of horse-riding, hood-wearing, and otherwise too well dressed racist brown shirts and false-witness bearing political terrorists you and your un-American neighbors are." That's the only thing the fringe media believe you have any right to know.

In the meanwhile, the fringe mindlessly fear-møngering media go out of their way to protect their Møst Wørshipped Øne from all warranted criticism, viciøusly attacking whosoever dares express any with their unføunded accusatiøns that he or she must be an "uncivil racist and inciter of assassination" or worse.

It's also outrageous that the Federal Communications Commission hasn't yet seen fit to file, on behalf of all honest and decent hard-working Americans who alone are paying that agency's employees their excessively generous salaries and benefits, a truth-in-labeling lawsuit against each øne øf thøse prøbamagandist øutfits for its manifestly false claim that it's a "news" ørgnaziation.

Instead, the mindlessly fear-møngering media are allowed to cøntinue their willful acts of øutright prøbamaganda without any repercussions at all which would otherwise finally hold each and every one of them seriously accountable for their biased and cøørdinated efførts to obstruct the American people's view of the increasingly clear perils lying ahead of us with Ofascist swerving out of controlsuch a dangerøusly incømpetent pølarizer-in-Che behind the wheel of that extremely hazardøus, falling apart clunker he has the unpardonable effrontery to pretentiously call an "administration."

So, yes, Former Junior Senøtard Øfascist can scrap an effective, shovel-ready missile defense system for our at-risk allies in favor of a wholly fantasized one incapable of being constructed and thoroughly tested, much less fully deployed and reliably operational, before this decade is out, if ever, and all the mindlessly fear-møngering media want to do is reach over and turn off the headlights.

Yes, the miserably failing dEar misLeader can do everything but gift wrap an extra deluxe bøx of nuclear bomb-bombs for Iran's malevolent mullahs which, yes, they can supply their fellow America-hating terrorists with or bolt atop their own long range missiles as well as any North Korean ones, and the only thing that worries the mindlessly fear-møngering media is the radio's volume hasn't been cranked up to max so, yes, they can ørgasmically røck øut to NPR's All Things Cønsidered (Nøt!).

Yes, the dangerøusly incømpetent Cømmunisty Øganizer-in-Che can both figuratively and literally slap handcuffs on our patriotic interrogation experts in the CIA, and you hear nothing from the mindlessly fear-møngering media other than them saying they think feel the windshield wipers should be turned off because "many experts agree" those swooshing blades sound even more irritating than the blinding døwnpøur, or how they don't mind him trying to fundamentally transførm the windshield itself into one giant rearview mirrør.

Yes, the Der Führer, pal of accused cop killers and confessed domestic terrorists and empløyer of avøwed communists, can persønally instigate a Taliban resurgence in Afghanist'nam and beyond, single-handedly plunging our nation into an extremely unpopular and unwinnable undeclared "war," and the mindlessly fear-møngering media are only too happy to slide slither up cløser to him, take their own lead clay feet, sprained ankles, tingling legs, etc. out of their møuths just long enough to press those feet on his other left one, and help him really put pedal to the metal.

And yes, Gaddafi's favorite "søn" B. Hussein al-Qbama Bimmy Hurl al-Qarter II, beløved by dictators everywhere, can stimulate nothing back here at home like, yes, he can al-Qaeda's terrorist cells green shøøts, and, no, the mindlessly fear-møngering media still can't figure out why their sticking piece after piece of electrical tape over the farther and farther left-leaning fuel gage won't keep his car deathtrap from running out of gas.

Obamassmurderer's Dead American Victims

Yes, the mindlessly fear-møngering media can allow none of the above to distract them from their øfficially declared war on all regular American citizens genuinely concerned about Øjimmah, Baracarter's running down then backing up over whoever Stop Ofascisttries to stand in the way of his driving our entire country deliberately off the nearest cliff.

It's why, yes, if you're among the rapidly dwindling number of peøple who still expects highly reasoned arguments can somehow both penetrate that pøinty skull of his and afterwards miraculously find anywhere inside it anything whatsoever (other than the one and a half semi-"functional" neoplastic cells masquerading as neurons, which are even less open to persuasion than a basket of recalled hammers), then — unless your enjoy having your veins forever jabbed with multiple and supersized IVs of pure 200 proof Ofascist Kool-AidKøøl-Aid — you'd be far, far, far better off no longer having such an extremely impractical expectation. Besides saving yourself infinite disappointment, you'll Never Again. Never Forget. No, We Can't Afford Lefty Looney Liberals Having ANY Powerstop being overly impressed by or unable to put into proper perspective those highly rare times his brøken cløck of a "brain" very fleetingly and most unintentionally gets some minor random matter or another right.

In which case yes, we can expect to see you too at the Impeachment Rallies 2010 Midterm Elections.

Dead Ends We Need, Eh, Ofascist?
“Making America less safe, one Øbamiserable failure at a time.”™
Reset Congress 2010
When Peregruzka $Øvercharged$ by
Øut-Øf-CØntrØl taxers & spenders in
al-QØngress, RESET all their seats.
Change every “Representative” & Senatør:
That's what we need on
Tuesday, November 2, 2010.
Ofascist's Term: 40 years to life

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All-Weekend Obama Freakshow


Because he thinks feels you haven't had enough of him and his already.


repare to be summarily judged racists yet again. Dumb, ignorant, and misinformed for not obsequiously bowing before his Røyal Screw-You Brilliantestness. "Uncivil" for not taking too kindly to his constantly calling you liars.

All. Weekend. Løng.

Fear-møngering to the max as he brings up over and over and over Our Foreboding Future Filled With Unspeakable Horrors And Utter Hopelessness™ if we don't let him and his death czardøm effectively make all our health care "chøices" for us — because, you uncivilly dumb racists, yes, he, not we, can only know what's best for us. Knows better than you everything you should allow yourselves to have or accept.

Instead of watching and hearing a fake gød continually berate and insult you, I beg you spend this weekend humbly asking the real One to show each of us why, how, where, and when we, with His divine help, can and will need to do all of what pleases Him.

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ACORN's going to change


No, silly. Not its usual cørrupt øffices, peøple, and practices RACISM(© 2ØØ9 al-Qarter's Møønbats). Just the acronym that'll appear on its signs.


hange We Need® when we've been caught aiding and abetting numerous attempted felonies, including but not limited to child prostitution rape, tax cheating, human trafficking, fraud, misappropriation of public funds, conspiracy, and willful perjury, eh?

Well, we from Liberal Utopia are here to help™ yøu.

Yes, we can.

Of course, yøu're going to want to keep the Cømmunisty Ørganazitiøns part, in "honor" of yøur Der Führer Baracørnk Hustler Øfascist whøse only "real" "career" was cøntinues to be that of Cømmunisty Ørganizer-in-Che, and whø persønally trained yøur empløyees child-prostitution-rape pimp enablers and prømised yøu all another Baracornk Ofascist and ACObaMaRN meeting"yøu will have a seat at the table... we're going to be calling all of yøu in to help us shape the agenda" RACISM(© 2ØØ9 al-Qarter's Møønbats) in the White Whøre Høuse.

But let's drop all that Reførm Nøw business for now. At least until the heat dies døwn. Although Assøciatiøn still seems apprøpriate.

Try this:

Cømmunisty Ørganazitiøns' "Nøn"-Gøvernmental Assøciatiøn før Møre Entitlements.



Well, then, how about—

Cømmunisty Ørganazitiøns Making Møney Using Newly Imported Streetwalking Minørs (CØMMUNISM)?

OK. Scratch that.

We thought about suggesting Defunded Embezzlers for Møneylaundering Ørganazitiøns øf Cøntinually Racketeering Asshat Taxcheats (DEMØCRAT®), but the White Whøre Høuse's taxcheating RACIST(© 2ØØ9 al-Qarter's Møønbats) treasury cømmissar informs us if yøu use it, people will confuse yøu with his øwn racket RACISM(© 2ØØ9 al-Qarter's Møønbats) there ør Charlie Rangle's øne RACISM(© 2ØØ9 al-Qarter's Møønbats) in al-Qønress.

All right, drive this øne around the block (yes, yøu can drop off on every corner those underaged prostitutes rape victims smuggled in from El Salvador — after all, to paraphrase yøur dEar "Leader" RACIST(© 2ØØ9 al-Qarter's Møønbats), "when yøu spread the whøres arøund a bit, it's gøød før everybødy"):

Cømmunisty Ørganazitiøns-Baracørnk Agenda Made før Authøritarianism.

A.k.a. CØ-BAMA.

Really? Yøu like it?

Yes, we did!™ too.

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Dissent is Patriotic (2001-2008), Dissent is RACIST (2009-2012)


Kommunist Kool-aid Kultard alert level REDGøt it? (© 2ØØ1-2Ø12 Demøfascist Party Pølitburø)


ihaddy al-Qarter (NSDWP-Hamasmurderin' Terroristories), MsNYTABCNNPRBS, "New" Black Panther Party "honorary" lifetime member and Governor Richardson's favoritest. attørney general. ever. Eric Hølder, along with every other Kømmunist Køøl-aid Kultard, all no doubt will be demanding that the Investor's Business Daily report showing "Two of every three practicing physicians oppose the medical overhaul plan under consideration in Washington" instead read "Two of every three practicing physicians are RACISTS."

No doubt, too, many of those same liberals will be also labeling themselves such.

First Leftard: Why is our dEar Leadørable nØneness Barachangek Høpeuccinø Øtøpianizer-in-Che’f making secret backrøøm deals with greedy eeeeeviiiiil Big Pharmaceutical capitalist corporations!!!11!??!123/2!!2213/1/?!FORWARDSLASH!.....?

Secønd Leftard: Dude, why are you being so RACIST?

First Leftard: ... Oh, that's right left. Uh, sorry.

First and Secønd Leftards: (crank up respective Køøl-aid IVs to full throttle)

So any criticism of the Republicans, whose top democratically elected leader is a black man, must be RACIST, too.

(insert hours upon hours upon hours of medically dangerous gut wrenching laughter here)

This døuhbaminable "standard" will, however, simplify linking report after report after report of the ever increasingly widespread disapproval of and opposition to Former Junior Senøtard Baracketeer Hø'ACØRN al-Øbamiserablefailure's fascist tøtalitarian takeøver of our entire economy as he and his also dangerøusly incømpetent and hate-filled al-Qøngress continue their desperate and demented destruction of all our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.

For example:

Washington Post's most recent poll shows the level of opposition to Øfascist"Care" matches that to Hildabeastly"Care" 16 years ago "just before (it) went down in flames in a Democratic Congress without ever reaching a vote."

is øbamagically transformed to

Washington Post's most recent poll shows the level of opposition to Øfascist"Care" matches RACISM.

See? Just label it all RACISM and you will never have to spell any of it out.

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Blacks Are Welcomed at TEA Parties


Only their fascist Demøslaverat masters won't permit any black people government dependent Slaves They Need™ and own to leave the Demøslaverat-run government plantation long enough to attend them. "Now get them chains back on, boy! *cracks whip*"


he TEA Parties need to organize a Freedom Underground Railroad for the Demøslaverat's dehumanized "property." How immoral there are still dependency enslaved souls suffering interminably under the Demøcrackerat handout whips, bleeding away their freedoms' lifeblood and "living" in constant terror that their cruel Demøslaverat masters, who've been shackling them all in the heavy chains of political fear-mongering and servitude since the Demøslaverat Party's racist founding, will be angry at and punish any "persons of color" (sounds nicer than Demølyncherat's old term "colored people") whenever they may even seem to be committing the unpardonable crime, in or outside the voting booths slave quarters, of violating Neojames Corvus rule number one: No minority electoral chattel shall ever question or attempt to break away from the Demøslaverats' complete rule over her/him/other "it."

Yes, TEA can mean The Enslaved's Alternative and Totally Emancipated Americans as well.

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* Friendship (Gratitude)
Principle 1America is good.
Principle 2I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.
Principle 3I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.
Principle 4The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.
Principle 5If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.
Principle 6I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.
Principle 7I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.
Principle 8It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.
Principle 9The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.
The 9-12 Project is designed to bring us all back to the place we were on September 12, 2001. The day after America was attacked we were not obsessed with Red States, Blue States or political parties. We were united as Americans, standing together to protect the values and principles of the greatest nation ever created.

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Thanks for commenting


I sincerely appreciate well-founded, opposing views. Wish these were among them.


ince HaloScan limits both characters and links, I'll post my latest response here, as well as the three preceding comments.)

No other country comes close to spending what we do, and we do not have, by any common measure, the best health care at all.

Statistics usually show that we spend over $7200 per person per year, while the OECD average is about $2900.

Many countries which spend less are much healthier than America.

Cost controls in Japan sound pretty cool, they've made it so an MRI costs only $90, and people don't even bother making appointments at the doctor's office, they just show up.

So, if all that's true, you tell me, why would a government program cost an extra trillion dollars?


Josh SN   (Thursday, September 10, 2:12 PM)

If the original cost estimates for Medicare and Medicaid published by Demoqrat Congresses at the times they were passing and subsequently "reforming" those government programs had all been true, there would be no reason for any of us to be having these particular discussions now.

Estimates published by the Demoqrat House Ways and Means Committee in 1966, show that we should have been spending a total of $12 billion on Medicare in 1990. (Actual total spending on it that year was $107 billion -- only about 800 percent more than Demoqrats promised the American people it'd be.)

Our country originally spent 2.9 percent of her total health care related expenditures on Medicaid, but was spending 15 percent of that total on it by 2000.

Controlling the costs of just the Medicaid Special Hospitals Subsidy has been ugly, with the Demoqrat Congress estimating in 1987 that they'd be $100 million in 1992, then seeing them reach instead an extremely uncool $11,000 million (i.e., only 10,900 percent more than Demoqrats promised the American people they'd be).

What this tells me is that more and more government programs and more and more and more government spending approved by Demoqrat Congresses are the sole reasons we keep having to have these particular discussions every time their respective cost estimates prove so commonly false.


Libsareb Raindead   (Friday, September 11, 4:17 AM)

So, the fact that every other civilized country on Earth has this, and many other countries have better health results than America, and we pay more than all these other countries, and we are known to have a (since you prefer % comparisons so much) 800% more administrative costs in America, you think the problem is with Congress, not, say, with insurance companies or doctors or nurses or anyone else.

Just Democrats.

This makes me think one of us is a bit braindead, but I wouldn't say me.


Josh SN   (Friday, September 11, 10:16 AM)

I disagree with you, therefore I think you're a bit braindead. Good. Let's make this personal then.

Not sure the minimum number of functioning brain cells one would need inside his skull to include a link to or else his own recitation of verifiable and specific evidence showing that the U.S. has 800% more administration costs than many conveniently-unnamed countries. But it certainly doesn't appear to be the number of them in yours.

However, to be fair, if Demoqrats repent the fact it was the Congresses they ran which proudly created and expanded the government programs that are now, without peer, exterminating competition and propelling the rise of overall costs to extreme levels, I would be willing to consider jumping on the bandwagon recklessly driven by Former Junior Senøtard BarAcørn al-Heartless Øfascist vilifying insurance agents, doctors, nurses, and every other laborer in the alleged private sector forced to attempt the near impossibility of providing affordable, quality services within the overbearingly regulated, strictly limited confines imposed by those same gargantuan government programs, all on top of having to endure his and other mindless Demøfascists' wild-eyed, desperate efforts to scapegoat each one of them. With the only exception being that the objects of my vilification won't expediently exclude greedy lawyers who're additionally forcing doctors to either routinely order superfluous procedures intended to preclude greedy lawyers' lawsuits or simply stop offering the services greedy lawyers primarily target as subjects of their most profitable ones, as well as "Present" Øfascist's favorite special interest the greedy pharmaceutical manufacturers.

Now a few may say massive rationing and importation of doctors and nurses due to government-created shortages, health care "rights" unconscionably delayed or denied solely because of costs, cancer and heart-attack survival rates poorer than Americans', lower numbers of screenings and clinical trials than those conducted in the U.S., egregious government-guided "pathways" to death, more so-called medical tourists going to the U.S. than coming from it, and an imploding system that an overwhelming majority of adults believe needs either "fundamental change" or "complete rebuilding," are the things that characterize a civilized county. Unfortunately for them, the Former Junior Senøtard himself let it slip that he's not interested in duplicating such countries' models here.

Moreover, unless international comparisons of outcomes are properly adjusted for demographics, including incidences of immigrants from countries having higher illness rates, and other factors indirectly but significantly affecting any general population's health, such as indigenous levels of natural and artificial stress and physical-risk aversion, and unless their statistics not only respectively assume and measure actual systemic interaction and impacts but are collected consistently across all countries without reliance on limited, unprofessionally subjective self-reporting not clinically validated, their efficaciousness towards persuading anyone that one country's results are relatively inferior cannot be readily demonstrated other than exclusively among persons who possess an even lower number of functioning brain cells. Persons whose only perceptible intention in citing those faulty comparisons invariably runs counter to every other they noisily state:

Rather than "help" anyone (besides himself, of course), each wants, even needs government (run totally and permanently by his preferred party, of course) to be more and more in control of other people's lives (his own specially exempted, of course) until they all become so dependent on its "caring" for them that none within those unprivileged masses has any real power to again question, much less actually threaten, hinder, or otherwise oppose, anything he ever "thinks" or does, lest he should remain in a position where he risks having to take what he dishes out and, thus, they in one to offend his precious feelings. Because such persons know, instinctually, what you completely control can never harm you.

Extremely difficult to convince anyone else the reason you want something done is that you "care" when what you clearly want is to make others — addle-brained bureaucrats and soaked taxpayers alike — do it, instead of you and as many of your fellow citizens as you can possibly find willing to become self-starting proactionaries, together taking on the task of doing all the necessary hard work to get it done yourselves or to at least try and, by doing so, discover and learn new things from your attempt. It's the opposite of "Yes, We Can." More hopelessly like "Nah, We Let Someone Else Figure It Out And Do It All For Us Because We Always Want And Need To Feel (Or Have The Excuse, Really) That We Ourselves Never Can And Therefore None Of Us Should Even Try." A very non-American negative attitude. The only one, it more and more seems, capable of progressing from the rapidly decreasing number of neurons somehow surviving in any leftist's moribund "brain."

Original LU post: 'I *Urgently* Need To Save My Own Butt' (Wednesday, September 09, 12:38 PM)

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You can opt out of Medicare


No, you can’t opt out of “Medi‘care’ For All™.”


ne "superdooper wonderful government program you already have" is, with one exception (namely, hospital coverage), totally voluntary. The other "superdooper wonderful government program you're about to have rammed down your throat whether you like it or not" is, without exception, totally mandatory.

Seeing the difference is so easy a liberal can do it. That is, if he doesn't have his head totally up his—

Never mind. That chronic predicament is totally mandatory if he wants to maintain the lowly rank of "liberal."

A few other liberals' mind-boggling lies and inanities heard at a "town hall" meeting potted plant-infested greenhouse:

"I'll tell you where we're going to get the money to pay for it. From the government! It has all the money!!1ONE!111!!!!!!!" (Really, a transplanted Yankee liberal nearby not only took a break from his and his shortbused-in comrades' incessantly rude babbling to belch this every time anyone at the microphone asked about such nonexistent money, but was genuinely perturbed by the obvious fact that, somehow, practically everyone other than liberals hadn't come up with the same Miracle "Answer"® yet.)

"You're going to have a real choice" (after you're forced to comply with the Individual Mandate™ to make/take a government-chosen "acceptable" one and then pay for it through all the government-chosen price controls, tax hikes, benefit reductions, paperwork increases, etc. — provided, of course, your definition of "real" doesn't exclude millions of winged pigs operating snowblowers in Hell).

"And, yes, I have read the bill" (just don't ask me if I completely comprehend the full implications of all most any significant portion of it).

"Competition" (when drooled by a career politician or bureaucrat who's never in his life privately owned or operated a real business, means "I wonder how much more government we'll need before, yes, we can totally eliminate it?").

"My own Congressional Health Plan is no better than the ones we'll let you 'choose' from" (because everyone's going to be able to get the same Blue Platinum Cross Platinum Shield coverage that I have, including those millions of winged pigs operating snowblowers in Hell).

"The bill says, no, illegal aliens can't receive health benefits" (as do bills that say, no, they can't rob banks, either; except those bills expressly provide real measures to effectually deter and punish attempted and actual bank robberies).

"The $500 Billion cut in American seniors' current, totally voluntary Medicare program isn't really a cut" (because that's going to be used instead to help ram the new, totally mandatory Medi"care" For All™ program down each and every one of their throats whether they like it or not).

Speaking of Lying Liar Ofascist Telling Lieslying fascist liberals(birm), if the desperately miserably failing lying liar Former Junior Senøtard BarACØRN vøbaMünchhausen lies one more time with his "Uh, let me be clear™, Medicare is a government-run program too" by deceitfully omitting the central fact that "except, uh, uh, yes you can pretty much opt out of that one," every winged pig in Hell will have to go back to using snow shovels — because his b.s. would've sunk so low that its mixing with the blizzards there will sock in all of them beneath a fetid slush no chute-equipped device can ever attempt to tackle without instantaneously clogging up.

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ObamACORN Prostitution-Ring Reform


Been denied economic and øther stimulus due to pre-existing cørruptiøn? Want a pubic (sic) "øptiøn" for your "dependent" 'hø's? Need the Øfascist Incriminatiøn's bureaucrøøks to define all "acceptable" stimulus for your Jøhns Juans? Then yes, you can and must support Pimpsident Øfascist and Madam Mistress Pedøphiløsi's new (w)H(o)R(e) 69ØØ bill now søliciting its way-underage self through the stDemøclap's Høuse of Ill-Reputatives on Capibrøthel Hill.


e won't even go into their beastial Trigger stuff. Or their tart reform "experiment." Or their kinky Co- Bi-Øps.

No, people are "hurting" and urgently crying out for gøvernment-mandated reførm nøw!™

Starting with removing each Jøhn's Juan's handcuffs.

So write or call, girls and boys, the Pimpsident and tell him you're aroused "fired up" and want to prøstitute yourself help him ram his "urgent" limping-along package down every American's throat:

The White Whøre Høuse
(don't write "Brøthel" or the Cøngress might get it instead)
Ø69Ø 16ØØ Pennsylvania Avenue ØbamACØRNue, N.W.
(no need to tell you what the W. stands for)
Washington, D.C.
("District of Crøøks" if you want to spell it out)
zipper ZIP code: 2Ø5ØØ
hot'n'heavyline: (2Ø2) 456-1414

Also, don't forget to forward the fishy details down there below to his flag@whørehøuse.gøv realitycheck@whørehøuse.gøv undercøver sna- snitch email:

ACORN ØbamACØRN Øfficials Videotaped Telling 'Pimp,' 'Prostitute' How to Lie to IRS
Thursday, September 10, 2009

Øfficials with the controversial cømmuni[s]ty ørganizing grøup ØbamACØRN were secretly videotaped offering to assist two individuals posing as a pimp and a prostitute, encouraging them to lie to the Internal Revenue Service and providing guidance on how to claim underage girls from South America as dependents.

The videotape was made public Thursday on BigGovernment.com....

The couple told ØbamACØRN staffers they wanted to secure housing where the woman could continue to maintain a prostitution business.

ØbamACØRN — the [Øbam]Assøciatiøn øf Cømmuni[s]ty Ørganazitiøns før Reførm Nuts Nøw — bills itself as the [Øbama]natiøn's largest cømmuni[s]ty of løw- and møderate-incøme families "wørking tøgether før søcial justice [sic] and strønger cømmuni[s]ties".... The ørganization has been accused by Republicans and conservative activists with fraud in vøter registratiøn drives around the country [including Miami-Dade Cøunty, Florida] and has been under fire since last year for its suppørt of Pimpsident ObamACORNPresident Øbama [lying liar lies teller "Present" Øbamboozler] and for its planned participatiøn in next year's census....

On the videotape, "Kenya" [;-] can be seen telling an ØbamACØRN staffer that she earns roughly $8,000 a month. The ØbamaACØRN empløyee then suggests to "Kenya" that ØbamACØRN could submit a tax return for 2ØØ8 showing that she made $9,6ØØ for the entire year — instead of $96,000 — and that ØbamACØRN would charge "Kenya" $5Ø instead of the usual $15Ø fee for preparing her taxes....

The "pimp" later says that he and "Kenya" plan to bring up to 13 "very young" girls from El Salvador to work as prostitutes. Although an ØbamACØRN staffer points out their plans are illegal, she also suggests that the girls can be claimed as dependents....

"You are gonna use three of them," the [ØbamACØRN] staffer says. "They are gonna be under 16, so you is eligible to get child tax credit and additiønal child tax credit."

The ØbamACØRN wørkers also appear to be promoting the grøup's services to the "pimp" and "Kenya."

A second ØbamACØRN empløyee can be heard on the audiotape suggesting that the couple join the ørganization for an annual cost of $12Ø prior to attending one of its first-time hømebuyer seminars, which are underwritten with taxpayer funds.

Later, when the "pimp" asks what would happen if the ørganization is somehow connected to the scheme, the ØbamACØRN staffer replies, "First of all, it's not gonna damage us because we not gonna know. And with your girls, you tell them, 'Be careful.' Train them to keep their mouth shut."

"Keep your mouth shut."™

The øfficial Demøfascist ØbamACØRN møttø.

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'I *Urgently* Need To Save My Own Butt'


Another low-ratings, repeated episode of You've Been Had, Mr. & Mrs. America.

[S]ources tell ABC News [Probhøgandists] that in ["Present" B. Hucksterin' Øfascist's] private ["open, inclusive and transparent" closed, exclusive and opaque] meeting with Democratic congressional leaders [Demøfascist al-QøngreSS misleaders] this afternoon the key word was urgency.


o much for the Øfascist Extremistration "conducting a series of regional health care forums and promising 'an open, inclusive and transparent process that allows people from around the country to have a voice.'" When the Cømmunist-in-Chief says he's keeping one of his "promises," quickly check your wallet — and your freedoms.

"Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism."
– Communist dictator Vladimir Lenin

Also, where are all the magically wonderful specific savings that are going to someday "in the future" make it possible to even begin to pay for a small part, let alone most of the additional Trillion-dollar cost of the tax-and-spend Demøfascists' massive gøvernment prøgram to totally take øver yet another gigantic piece of our nation's econmoy?

The truth is those "savings" don't and never will exist.

It's all about saving Former Junior Senøtard Baracketeer Hammer-n-sicklin' Øfascist's sorry political butt — "urgently!!11!!!!~11!!ONE!1!!!" — before he sinks lower than any real president had in the polls and takes all his servile Demøfascist enablers in al-Qøngress down with him.

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How many green jobs were created and saved today?


Not anywhere close to the many, many, many, many government "jobs" that were created and created and created and created and saved and saved and saved and saved and are going to be created and created and created and created and saved and saved and saved and saved if the American people don't do anything to immediately stop "Present" Øbamiserablefailure from getting his fascist way.


he one "fired up" sector experiencing massive growth in the otherwise permanently abysmal economy that the Øfascist cømmunistration is creating?


Each such "job" that the Øfascist extremistration has created or saved for one of the Former Junior Senøtard's corrupt, power abusing, fear mongering, liberal, paid back, fascist thug comrades came, of course, at an immoral and evil cost:

The good and honest jobs that were lost by and not created for you.

That should get you all "fired up," eh?

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Ofascist Awards Himself Sole Permanent Custody of 'Your' Children


How "silly."


ards of Teh State® (aka public school students government indoctrination center inmates) were planning to receive orders tomorrow from their Parens Patriae, Guardian Ad Largum Liberalize'em, Supreme Psychological Parent, and In Locoweeweed-up Parentis-in-Chief (aka Former Junior Senøtard Baradikkkal Hugoamigø Øfascist) to "help the president Der Führer." That is, they were before Dear Leader Løser got caught and had to spend the last few days scrambling desperately to "delete" that Jugendbewegung portion of his already-issued orders.

Of course, had President Bush tried to go into every schoolroom in the nation live via television and ask all students to help him out personally, Demøfascists and other demented paranoid liberals(biorm) wouldn't have said a word—

Hey, wait. Quit laughing....

... Come on, stop rolling on the floor....

... Really, if you keep that up you're gonna break a rib....




(several hours later...)

OK. All done?


I said they wouldn't have said "a" word — because they would've been saying a couple of trillion of them. "Words" like BusHitler!, fascist! regime!, propagandist!-in!-chief!, W's! Dept.! of! Brainwashing!, etc.!, etc.!, etc.!!!11!!!!!1111!!``!ONE!@!!....

In fact, today they'd still be saying them about his attempt to "force his fascist propaganda upon a nationwide captive audience" or some similarly purported "analysis."

No, the only thing silly here is the idea that President Bush and his administration, completely unlike (Ømni)"Present" Øfascist and his collective of other miserable failures, would've ever even considered doing such an evil thing.

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Obama's Vietnam


Not. In. Our. Name.


ack Kelly's column yesterday in the Blade, "Stop pretending in Afghanistan":

The war in Afghanistan is not going well. U.S. casualties so far this year are already higher than in any of the previous seven years of our involvement there. President [Mr. Fmr. Jr. Sen.] Obama[teur] is considering a request from Gen. Stanley McChrystal, the new U.S. commander in Afghanistan, for an additional two to four brigades on top of the 65,000 U.S. troops already in the country....

Afghanistan was supposed to be the good war....

If he accedes to General McChrystal's request, he will own the war in Afghanistan in the same way Lyndon Johnson owned the war in Vietnam....

But as we learned in Vietnam, more troops are not a substitute for a well-thought-out strategy....

To continue as we have in Afghanistan will be to suffer defeat at maximum possible cost, as we did in Vietnam....

And "Present" Betray-us Øfascist has had over 228 days in which to capture or kill al-Qaeda's terrorist-in-chief Osama bin Laden. But here, too, he's been a dangerously incompetent, wrongheaded, quagmire-creating, terrorist recruitment-aiding, miserable failure.

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Another Miserable Obama Failure


An assmunchistration falling apart.


he dangerous incompetence of his alleged presidency is staggering. Former Junior Senotard Barankamateur al-Hussein Øfascist — whose photograph now appears in practically every dictionary next to the definition of "oblivious" — thought felt that adding a known communist extremist and anti-America "9/11 truther" to the growing cesspool of his many, many, many unaccountable and corrupt czars somehow would be a Smart Thing™.

Fox News:

White [Witless] House green jobs adviser Van Jones resigned in the middle of the Labor Day weekend following persistent controversy over his past remarks and associations.

Jones, who served as an adviser to the White [Witless] House Council on Environmental Quality, had generated mounting criticism over the past week. He earlier issued back-to-back apologies — first, for calling Republicans "assholes" during a videotaped address earlier in the year, and second for signing a petition in 2004 supporting the "9/11 truther" movement, which believes the Bush administration may have been involved in the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks....

Jones was an self-described "communist" during the 1990s and previously worked with a group dedicated to Marxist and Leninist philosophies. His comments, even in recent years, were often racially charged. He's blamed "white polluters and white environmentalists" for "steering poison" to minority communities. In 2005, he drew a distinction between white and black youths involved in shooting incidents by referencing the 1999 Columbine High School massacre.

"You've never seen a Columbine done by a black child. Never," Jones said. "They always say, 'We can't believe it happened here. We can't believe it's these suburban white kids.' It's only them!" he said. "Now, a black kid might shoot another black kid. He's not going to shoot up the whole school."

Among "Present" Øfascist's hazardous mammoth iceberg of extremely reckless appointments, this one's just a tip-off. His extremist health death czar thinks feels that elderly Americans don't deserve medical care when it could be "better distributed spread around a bit" to younger ones who haven't lived a "complete life" yet. His extremist science czar politicized astrology witchdoctor supported not only using rape-like force against American women to give them no choice but to have their babies aborted savagely killed and themselves permanently sterilized, but literally poisoning America's water supply. His extremist media diversity mass censorship czar thinks feels that brutal socialist dictator and Øfascist amigo Hugo Chavez's "incredible revolution" in Venezuela was "democratic." The extremist zealot he nominated to be his regulatory total government takeover czar thinks feels that dumb animals and their trial lawyers(birm) should be able to directly sue human beings in court. His extremist State Department adviser transnationalism czar anti-U.S. sovereignty czar supported court recognition of radical-muslim "sharia violent, anti-women law."
“He’s not a leader. He’s a person who has no judgment, no experience and no knowledge of the subjects that he has decided upon.”

Taking into account all the rest of the rabid barking moonbats he's intentionally infested his extremist admarxistration with, no wonder Former Junior Senotard Øfascist thought felt that his communist "jobs" adviser would fit right in dropping copious amounts of toxic guano from the extremely pungent White Witless House rafters.

It's no wonder, also, given his dangerous incompetence and his being in a constant state of denial, that Libya's dictator was able to easily forge right under "Present" Øfascist's clueless nose a Three-Months-to-Live™ get-out-of-jail free card for the heartless terrorist coward(birm) who that murdered 189 Americans and 81 other innocent human beings when he destroyed Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland.

How much more of this Change We Don't Need® can the American people tolerate?

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Death Panel 'Specifics'


Øfascism's just full of them.


ere they are:

1. Look at your original birth certificate (don't look at "Present" Øfascist's — not that you could, since the feakin' head of the freakin' entire free world won't let you).

2. If the year of birth shown on it is between 15 and 40 less than the current year, or if your birth certificate was among the other forged documents your coyote gave sold you around the time you illegally crossed our border, stop here. (Otherwise, continue.)

Ofascist's Death Czar destroys Olderaan
I felt a great disturbance in the Forced "Individual Responsibility"/Public "Option" Mandate, as if millions of American senior citizens' voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. (ØbornIn Kenyabi)

3. If the year of birth shown on your original birth certificate is 14 or less less than the current year and your income-adjusted "investments receipts" (© 2009 Øfascist Death Czar "Dr." Ezekel Emengele) are "substantial" and "require a complete life," or if the year of birth shown on your original birth certificate is 41 or more less than the current year and your expected "health outcome" has no "inappropriate" affect on your justifiable "medical resources allocation," stop here. (Otherwise, continue.)

4. If you've reached this step and have an illness not covered by "a just allocation of scarce medical interventions," you're entitled to a lifetime supply of the BetterØff® Pain Pill™. (The term "lifetime" may vary in your nation state.)

5. None of the above "principles" steps apply if you're a member or preferred constituent of the Demøfascist Party or its Death Panel(birm).

Enough "specifics" for you?

In sum they boil down to Live Free Be an "Acceptable" Participant or Die.

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The Teddy Stooges


Their remake of "Dems in Black"

The Teddy Stooges in 'Health Care Death Snare'


few sneak previews:

Dr. Pelarryosi Fink: Hey, doc. She's been underwater for 10 hours. Do you think she's OK?
Dr. Møebama Howtard: I don't know. I'll have to talk to my lawyers first.
Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, Dr. Howtard, Dr. Fink, Dr. Howtard! Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor health insurer away?
Dr. Møebama Howtard: Yes, that's true.
Hiccupping Nurse: Well, then, why don't the patients 346,098,524,596® Uninsured eat an apple a day and save hospital fascist-government expenses?
Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!....

Dr. Møebama Howtard: How is she, doctor?
Doctor with Elderly Patient: A slight hope.
Dr. Cureidly Howtard: That's too bad. What's the matter?
Doctor with Elderly Patient: She's in a coma.
Elderly Patient: [sitting up] I am not! I'm in a bed!
Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk....

[after being asked where they found their respective patients 9,403,548,972,348® Uninsured]
Dr. Pelarryosi Fink: Under the bed!
Dr. Møebama Howtard: Up on the chandelier!
Dr. Tombstone: What did you do for him?
Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Nothing! What'd he ever do for us? Woo woo woo! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk....

Definitely not any People's Choice Awards® candidates here.

Rather, Clowns' Choice Awards spread around solely among all three — as well as whoever's found in the passenger back seat of their upturned ØldsmobileCare™ after it's careened off the bridge.

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