We're spying on you smarter, faster, and better! We're lying to you smarter, faster, and better! We're leaving your diplomats behind to die smarter, faster, and better! We're violating your press's First Amendment rights smarter, faster, and better! We're using the IRS to seek political revenge against you smarter, faster, and better! We're letting muslim terrorists bomb your cities smarter, faster, and better! We're giving your enemies in the Middle East aid and comfort smarter, faster, and better! We're getting your doctor to snitch on you smarter, faster, and better! We're trying to disarm you so thugs can rob, rape, and murder you smarter, faster, and better! We're running guns to murderous Mexican drug cartels smarter, faster, and better! We're turning your military into a "fighting" farce smarter, faster, and better! We're wasting your money on useless programs smarter, faster, and better! We're covering up Hilliary's State Department spending your money on prostitutes smarter, faster, and better! We're playing golf and taking vacations on your dime smarter, faster, and better! We're destroying your full time jobs smarter, faster, and better! We're jacking up your health insurance prices smarter, faster, and better! We're burying you under mountains of public debt smarter, faster, and better! We're devaluing your dollar smarter, faster, and better! We're unlawfully bypassing your Congress smarter, faster, and better! We're helping interlopers cross your "border," violate your laws, steal your tax dollars, and force your wages down smarter, faster, and better! We're devastating your minority communities smarter, faster, and better! We're chaining you to the government plantation's handouts smarter, faster, and better! We're fundamentally transforming your America into a third-world hellhole smarter, faster, and better!
He wants my kids to starve! He wants me to stop taking them to the doctor! He wants to see my whole family kicked out on the street and become homeless!
How am I going to pay my mortgage and keep my kids from going hungry and without health and day care on just a $3,700-a-week salary?!
I needed every bit of that $100 raise to prevent all these Horrible Things™ from happening!
But, no! My boss doesn't care about people like me! He's mean! He's evil! He hates women, infants, and, of course, Teh Children®!
Shame on him for totally destroying me and my family!
o let the rich pay their Fair Share™. Except that every "little bit" more they pay must be used exclusively to reduce the national debt.
That means no more raises in the debt ceiling. We better start living within our means for a change, else sooner rather than later, everything will go over the cliff.
Let us be absolutely clear: All money from all these new taxes, which may not be spent on anything new, will actually make our federal budget less unbalanced. It really would mean A More Balanced Approach®.
Make no mistake: The smaller the budget deficit the less new debt is added to the nation's books.
Of course, with the debt ceiling permanently pegged at its current record level, real spending cuts would be the only alternative greedy spendaholics in Washington could consider for decreasing that deficit even further.
As every credit card owner who's financially in trouble knows, when you've maxed out all your cards and no card company will give you another credit increase, you simply can't keep spending more than you take in. You have to finally start paying off that debt. Which means you have to cut down on your overall spending.
This compromise isn't an ideal solution to the out-of-control spending problem we're facing. Higher taxes will slow down and in all likelihood damage, for years to come, vital portions of our economy, and thus significantly hinder every effort to achieve a full recovery.
Under the present circumstances, however, it is the most effectual means at our disposal to get Washington to spend less and act more responsibly.
That's how much Obama had increased our public debt this past Tax Day.
O
n January 20, 2009, the beginning of Øfascist's reign of error, our public debt stood at 10.627 Trillion dollars.
On April 15 of this year, normally known as Tax Day, the extremely irresponsible, unpatriotic Spender-in-Chief — by his lonesome — made a 47 percent increase in our public debt happen, when it surpassed 15.622 Trillion dollars.
He did build up that mountainous amount of additional debt.
Not only that, he kept adding more and more and more debt until it now stands at over 16.158 Trillion dollars.
The problem is, is that the way Obama has done it over the last four years is to take out a credit card from the Bank of China in the name of our children, driving up our national debt from 10 trillion dollars for the first 43 presidents — number 44 added 6 trillion dollars by his lonesome — so that we now have over 16 trillion dollars of debt that we are going to have to pay back: 50,000 dollars for every man, woman, and child. That's irresponsible. It's unpatriotic.
Liberals won't make anything permanent except massive tax hikes, out-of-control, unaccountable government spending, and dangerously irresponsible mountain chains of public debt.
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o the Øfubar Tax Hikes™ won't hit the middle class between the eyes until after the election. How convenient.
"If your family earns less than $250,000 a year, you will not see your taxes increased a single dime. I repeat: notonesingledime." –Baracrook Øliar
“I
'm going to increase all middle-class Americans' taxes," the lying liar really meant to say. "I'm going to tax the crap out of the middle class! Yes I can!"
According to pollster Scott Rasmussen, 54 percent of likely U.S. voters want Obamacare repealed. Those numbers will go up, not down, as citizens realize that this 2,801-page monstrosity is an unworkable, bloated, Washington power grab turbocharged by a near-universal tax hike.
His Lyingness has not only run of out folks to lie to, he's now run out of things to lie about.
"...so that we make sure that the top one percent keeps paying, paying the current share they're paying or more."
B
aromney Øbamitt confesses he wants to make the wealthy job creators in this country Pay! Pay! Pay! the spending addicts in D.C. more, so Yes The GumMitt Can go right on Spending! Spending! Spending!
ComMittsar Øbamney. He'll cut back on how much money yes we can keep!
ell he got the cedit card And he ran up the national debt now Seems he forgot all about the deficit Like he told the voters now And with miserable failures Goes spending just as fast as he can now
And he'll just Tax. And. Spend. 'Til us voters take back our country (Tax. And. Spend. 'til us voters take back our country)
Well most folks can't stand him 'Cause he walks, looks, and spends like a drunk now (You walk like a drunk now, you walk like a drunk) He makes the previous budgets look like a lemonade stand's books now (You look like a drunk now, you look like a drunk) A lotta pols try to stop him But he continues wild spending sprees now (You spend like a drunk now, you spend like a drunk)
And he'll just Tax. And. Spend. 'Til us voters take back our country (Tax. And. Spend. 'til us voters take back our country)
Well you knew all along That the folks were gettin' wise to you now (You shouldn't have lied now, you shouldn't have lied) And when we take your credit card We'll breathe sighs of relief you're all through now (You shouldn't have lied now, you shouldn't have lied)
Yes you can take Mooch-elle and go 'Cause we gotta lot of things to do now (You shouldn't have lied now, you shouldn't have lied)
And we'll have fun, fun, fun now that we've taken back our country And we'll have fun, fun, fun now that we've taken back our country (Fun, fun, fun now that we've taken back our country) And we'll have fun fun fun now that we've taken back our country (Fun, fun, fun now that we've taken back our country) (Fun, fun now that we've taken back our country) (Fun, fun now that we've taken back our country) (Fun, fun now that we've taken back our country) (Fun, fun now that we've taken back our country) (Fun, fun now that we've taken back our country) (Fun, fun now that we've taken back our country) (Fun, fun now that we've taken back our country) (Fun, fun now that we've taken back our country)
The Obama/Reid government run health care law uses our tax dollars to pay for abortions, will cause health care premiums to rise by as much as 13% according to the Congressional Budget Office, limit employers' ability to create new jobs, and provides the IRS $10 billion for 16,000 new IRS agents!
That's right. Harry Reid who thinks our economy is experiencing "robust growth" and thinks [sic] it's "really good" when "only 36,000 people" lose their jobs in America has just helped create a larger more intrusive IRS!
orror stories galore on the horizon as Øfascist/Reidtard "send hither swarms of OfficersIRS Agents to harrass our people, and eat out their substance."
You think Teh Dreaded Audit™ is something Really Bad®.
Wait until the IRS finds out you haven't paid your Øfascist/Reidtard-Mandated "Health" Insurance premiums!
Remember: Yes, IRS Agents Can™ seize your house, cars, bank accounts, and paychecks if you haven't paid in full what they "deem" you owe the government.
Something "really good" to look forward to, eh, fellow citizens subjects?
Not since Adolf Hitler has any socialist dictatorship rounded up and railroaded so many people into the crowded cattle cars transporting them straight to those death camps panels known as "Universal 'Health' 'Care'"!
N
ot even his National Socialist German Workers' Party (i.e., Nazi Party) tried on anywhere near the same massive, deadly scale what Herr Øfascist's Dictatorat Party wants to do to us.
Hitler "saved costs," too, by disposing of the elderly, the sick, and others his socialist regime deemed undesirable.
What happened every time Hitler held some "summit"?
That's right. He immediately proceeded to break his word and inflict widespread death and destruction on whole new populations of his intended victims.
"That can never happen here."
How many regular Germans were saying the same thing 80 years ago?
Question: Why did Øfascist pretend to cross the road?
A
nswer: To fool you into thinking he wasn't on the wrong side of it anymore.
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk ... yuk yuk ... yuk.
Another one:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spending freeze.
Spending freeze who?
Spending freely zillions is better than spending freely gazillions!
Har har har har har har har har har ... har ... har and har.
You'll like this one:
Barack "Light Skinned" Øbama, Harry "No Negro Dialect" Reid, and Nancy "Pinhead" Pelosi walk into a bar. The bartender asks them, "What'll you gents and non-gent have?" "I'll have fourteen gallons of whiskey," Teh Light-Skinned Øne™ says. The bartender looks at him funnily and asks, "Are you sure?" "Sure I'm sure!" So the bartender disappears into the back room and, about ten minutes later, reemerges pushing a wheelbarrow filled with one-gallon jugs of whiskey. "There you go — fourteen gallons," the bartender says. TLSØ rushes over to the wheelbarrow, greedily grabs a gallon jug, pulls out its cork, and gulps down all the whiskey inside it in just one swallow. After burping, he greedily grabs another jug and does the exact same thing. Then another, and another, and another, etc., until finally there's nothing left in the wheelbarrow but fourteen empty one-gallon jugs. After staggering back to the bar, he tells his companions (in a heavily-slurred, albeit no-Negro dialect), "Boy, th-th-thatt-tt ww-wwass-ss gg-gg-gg-, er, gg-ggood! I, uh, th-th-thinnkk-kk I, uh, I'll, uh, hh-hh-hhave — fifteen gallons moooorre!" "Sounds great," Teh Pinheady One™ says. The stunned bartender asks, "Are you sure?" TLSØ slaps the bar and says, "Ss-ssuuuurre I, uh, I'mm—" then falls flat on his punch-drunk face. From the floor he tells the bartender, "Oo-on ss-ss-, er, ss-ssecond, uh, th-th-thoughtt-tt, mm-mm-mmake th-th-thatt-tt, uh — fourteen gallons moooorre!" "Why fourteen?" the bartender asks. "I, uh, I'mm, er, in-in-instituu-uu-uting, er, a drinking freeeezze!"
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker ... snicker and snicker and snicker.
Well, at least these aren't as lame as those the lying Cømedian-in-Chief will be telling reading to his tax and spend-crazed cømrades in al Qongress tomorrow night.
We tax thee to the depth and breadth and height Our greed can reach,
Where it doesn't reach, not even the most ethereal poet can more than dimly imagine.
...when feeling you're in sight For the hikes of Fair Forced shared Sacrifice.
So long as it's everyone else doing the sharing. Not, of course, any of them or their pølitburø's equally selfish and greedy constituentsdependents permanently indentured ballot slaves.
We tax thee to the level of playing's Most lowly field,
On which everyone's equal. (Equally miserable, that is.)
...by backroomed dead-of-night.
Where and when are hatched such glittering gems of vacuous verse as, "The tax imposed under this section shall not be treated as tax imposed by this chapter for purposes of determining the amount of any credit under this chapter or for purposes of section 55 [i.e., imposing '(in addition to any other tax imposed by this subtitle) a tax equal to the excess (if any) of the tentative minimum tax for the taxable year, over the regular tax for the taxable year']." All buried in an extremely partisan 176,276-word bill ungainly monstrosity.
We tax thee steeply, as we strive for Might; We tax thee cruelly, as GDP Decays.
As does the value of your dollar, the prospect of your finding or keeping a job, the hope of your creating a better future for your children, etc., etc.
At the rate Demøfascists are going, there'll soon be little if anything left for them to redistribute.
We tax thee with a feeling quite obtuse Fueled by our guilts, and with our childish wrath.
Always aimed squarely at whoever may be happier or more successful or self-sufficient than any of them. Which pretty much covers everyone who isn't one of them. Hence those constant displays of envy and anger hate-filled rage for which Demøfascists are known and loathed.
We tax thee with a tax we e'er produce With our dead brains, —
These are a few of their favorite things to tax: Sugary drinks (except, curiously, Kool-Aid). Fatty foods. Large cars. "Cadillac" health insurance plans. Refusing to buy health insurance. "Added values." Artificial hips. Powered breast pumps. Facelifts. Teh Innernettubes™. Charitable donations. Toilet tissue. 401(k)s. Ammunition. Practicing medicine. Etc. Etc. Etc.
...we'd tax thee for your breath, Smiles, tears, et al. in life! —
Including but not limited to (if they could): Keyboard clickety-clicks. Underinflated tires. Diaper rashes. Mud pies. Winking. Bald heads. Neckties. Toenail clippings. Night driving. Lawn chairs. The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. Impure thoughts. Split ends. High heels. Fleas on pets. Paid vacations. Kisses. Easter baskets. Window seats. Starin' at the full moon like a lover. Protest signs. Halloween costumes. Stubbed toes. Sneezes. Wedding anniversaries. Navel lint. Practical jokes. Hairy chests. Dancing. Up the creek without a paddle. Middle names. Needlepoint. Bagels. Pain of psoriasis. Passwords. Insomnia. Suntans. Nursery rhymes. Air quotes. Comma splices. Gooey things. School science projects. Waving. Walking through the park and reminiscing. Horseback riding. Boycotts. Leather chairs. Long talks. Thinking-of-you cards. Stamp collections. Mops. Folk music. Slide rules. Walking-around money. Hogging the remote control. That tune you can't get out of your head. Overdue library books. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.
The power to tax everything Demøfascists deem "unacceptable" — meaning everything that isn't enabling them to exclusively grab and forever hold absolute power over absolutely everyone — is the power to destroy it. Which is exactly their intention so yes they can build and rule a Liberal Utopia™ Hell™ on top of the rubble.
Much less muss and fuss that way than trying to be, oh, say, true and honest servants of the people.
...and, if Gaia choose, We shall but tax thee still worse after death.
In addition, they favor the death of anyone they decide is "unwanted," the effective enslavement of everyone else under their tyranny of national-socialist dependency, and their totalitarian control and confiscation of everything the people own.
In other words, Demøfascists are the very antithesis of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The tax floor for families seeking deductions for medical expenses will rise from 7.5 to 10 percent of income, meaning poorer families would have to spend even more money to reach the level for deducting those health expenses. According to the Joint Tax Committee, of the 13.8 million U.S. tax filers who will be subject to these higher taxes in 2017, only 86,000 will have income above $200,000, meaning 99.6 percent of those affected by this tax increase will have income below $200,000.
Republicans tried to ensure that President Obama's words would not ring hollow by offering an amendment that said: "This amendment provides that no tax, fee or penalty imposed by this legislation shall be applied to any individual earning less than $200,000 per year or any couple earning less than $250,000 per year." Democrats defeated it.
The Finance Committee's proposal contains an "individual mandate," which requires almost all Americans to have insurance. A report issued last week by the Joint Committee on Taxation and the Congressional Budget Office outlined the extent of the burden this would impose on the middle class. The report projects the federal government will raise about $2.8 billion via individual mandate penalties. The Finance Committee is depending upon the revenue from this tax to pay for health care reform. An astounding 71 percent of the money reaped from this tax [increase] — $2 billion — would be taken from those families earning $120,000 or less per year, or individuals earning $59,000.
After an uproar over the projected costs and increased deficits from health care legislation, Democrats are considering taxing middle-class Americans who don't have health insurance....
Furthermore, the exchange credits — by which taxpayers get subsidized for purchasing health insurance — become a problem in themselves. As Thomas Barthold explains in a letter on the subject to the committee, 72% of the refundables will exceed the total tax liability of the recipients. That means only $130 billion of the $463 billion lowers taxes — and $330 billion gets spent by Treasury as an outlay.
Who will pay for that outlay? Everyone who doesn't qualify for the subsidy, which gets scaled up to 400% of the poverty level. That means everyone who makes more than $88,000 will have to pay higher taxes as well as the higher premiums to fund this [Øba]monstrosity.
No, middle class Americans won't see any of their taxes increase "one single dime."
They'll see many, many, many, many of theirs increase thøusands upøn thøusands upøn thøusands upøn thøusands øf dimes.
Nail. Coffin. Demøfascist Health "Reform" Destroy-the-Middle-Class Bill. Just a final bit of hammering required.
I sincerely appreciate well-founded, opposing views. Wish these were among them.
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ince HaloScan limits both characters and links, I'll post my latest response here, as well as the three preceding comments.)
No other country comes close to spending what we do, and we do not have, by any common measure, the best health care at all.
Statistics usually show that we spend over $7200 per person per year, while the OECD average is about $2900.
Many countries which spend less are much healthier than America.
Cost controls in Japan sound pretty cool, they've made it so an MRI costs only $90, and people don't even bother making appointments at the doctor's office, they just show up.
So, if all that's true, you tell me, why would a government program cost an extra trillion dollars?
Josh SN (Thursday, September 10, 2:12 PM)
If the original cost estimates for Medicare and Medicaid published by Demoqrat Congresses at the times they were passing and subsequently "reforming" those government programs had all been true, there would be no reason for any of us to be having these particular discussions now.
Estimates published by the Demoqrat House Ways and Means Committee in 1966, show that we should have been spending a total of $12 billion on Medicare in 1990. (Actual total spending on it that year was $107 billion -- only about 800 percent more than Demoqrats promised the American people it'd be.)
Our country originally spent 2.9 percent of her total health care related expenditures on Medicaid, but was spending 15 percent of that total on it by 2000.
Controlling the costs of just the Medicaid Special Hospitals Subsidy has been ugly, with the Demoqrat Congress estimating in 1987 that they'd be $100 million in 1992, then seeing them reach instead an extremely uncool $11,000 million (i.e., only 10,900 percent more than Demoqrats promised the American people they'd be).
What this tells me is that more and more government programs and more and more and more government spending approved by Demoqrat Congresses are the sole reasons we keep having to have these particular discussions every time their respective cost estimates prove so commonly false.
Libsareb Raindead (Friday, September 11, 4:17 AM)
So, the fact that every other civilized country on Earth has this, and many other countries have better health results than America, and we pay more than all these other countries, and we are known to have a (since you prefer % comparisons so much) 800% more administrative costs in America, you think the problem is with Congress, not, say, with insurance companies or doctors or nurses or anyone else.
Just Democrats.
This makes me think one of us is a bit braindead, but I wouldn't say me.
Josh SN (Friday, September 11, 10:16 AM)
I disagree with you, therefore I think you're a bit braindead. Good. Let's make this personal then.
Not sure the minimum number of functioning brain cells one would need inside his skull to include a link to or else his own recitation of verifiable and specific evidence showing that the U.S. has 800% more administration costs than many conveniently-unnamed countries. But it certainly doesn't appear to be the number of them in yours.
However, to be fair, if Demoqrats repent the fact it was the Congresses they ran which proudly created and expanded the government programs that are now, without peer, exterminating competition and propelling the rise of overall costs to extreme levels, I would be willing to consider jumping on the bandwagon recklessly driven by Former Junior Senøtard BarAcørn al-Heartless Øfascist vilifying insurance agents, doctors, nurses, and every other laborer in the alleged private sector forced to attempt the near impossibility of providing affordable, quality services within the overbearingly regulated, strictly limited confines imposed by those same gargantuan government programs, all on top of having to endure his and other mindless Demøfascists' wild-eyed, desperate efforts to scapegoat each one of them. With the only exception being that the objects of my vilification won't expediently exclude greedy lawyers who're additionally forcing doctors to either routinely order superfluous procedures intended to preclude greedy lawyers' lawsuits or simply stop offering the services greedy lawyers primarily target as subjects of their most profitable ones, as well as "Present" Øfascist's favorite special interest the greedy pharmaceutical manufacturers.
Now a few may say massive rationing and importation of doctors and nurses due to government-created shortages, health care "rights" unconscionably delayed or denied solely because of costs, cancer and heart-attack survival rates poorer than Americans', lower numbers of screenings and clinical trials than those conducted in the U.S., egregious government-guided "pathways" to death, more so-called medical tourists going to the U.S. than coming from it, and an imploding system that an overwhelming majority of adults believe needs either "fundamental change" or "complete rebuilding," are the things that characterize a civilized county. Unfortunately for them, the Former Junior Senøtard himself let it slip that he's not interested in duplicating such countries' models here.
Moreover, unless international comparisons of outcomes are properly adjusted for demographics, including incidences of immigrants from countries having higher illness rates, and other factors indirectly but significantly affecting any general population's health, such as indigenous levels of natural and artificial stress and physical-risk aversion, and unless their statistics not only respectively assume and measure actual systemic interaction and impacts but are collected consistently across all countries without reliance on limited, unprofessionally subjective self-reporting not clinically validated, their efficaciousness towards persuading anyone that one country's results are relatively inferior cannot be readily demonstrated other than exclusively among persons who possess an even lower number of functioning brain cells. Persons whose only perceptible intention in citing those faulty comparisons invariably runs counter to every other they noisily state:
Rather than "help" anyone (besides himself, of course), each wants, even needs government (run totally and permanently by his preferred party, of course) to be more and more in control of other people's lives (his own specially exempted, of course) until they all become so dependent on its "caring" for them that none within those unprivileged masses has any real power to again question, much less actually threaten, hinder, or otherwise oppose, anything he ever "thinks" or does, lest he should remain in a position where he risks having to take what he dishes out and, thus, they in one to offend his precious feelings. Because such persons know, instinctually, what you completely control can never harm you.
Extremely difficult to convince anyone else the reason you want something done is that you "care" when what you clearly want is to make others — addle-brained bureaucrats and soaked taxpayers alike — do it, instead of you and as many of your fellow citizens as you can possibly find willing to become self-starting proactionaries, together taking on the task of doing all the necessary hard work to get it done yourselves or to at least try and, by doing so, discover and learn new things from your attempt. It's the opposite of "Yes, We Can." More hopelessly like "Nah, We Let Someone Else Figure It Out And Do It All For Us Because We Always Want And Need To Feel (Or Have The Excuse, Really) That We Ourselves Never Can And Therefore None Of Us Should Even Try." A very non-American negative attitude. The only one, it more and more seems, capable of progressing from the rapidly decreasing number of neurons somehow surviving in any leftist's moribund "brain."
ne "superdooper wonderful government program you already have" is, with one exception (namely, hospital coverage), totally voluntary. The other "superdooper wonderful government program you're about to have rammed down your throat whether you like it or not" is, without exception, totally mandatory.
Seeing the difference is so easy a liberal can do it. That is, if he doesn't have his head totally up his—
Never mind. That chronic predicament is totally mandatory if he wants to maintain the lowly rank of "liberal."
A few other liberals' mind-boggling lies and inanities heard at a "town hall" meeting potted plant-infested greenhouse:
"I'll tell you where we're going to get the money to pay for it. From the government! It has all the money!!1ONE!111!!!!!!!" (Really, a transplanted Yankee liberal nearby not only took a break from his and his shortbused-in comrades' incessantly rude babbling to belch this every time anyone at the microphone asked about such nonexistent money, but was genuinely perturbed by the obvious fact that, somehow, practically everyone other than liberals hadn't come up with the same Miracle "Answer"® yet.)
"You're going to have a real choice" (after you're forced to comply with the Individual Mandate™ to make/take a government-chosen "acceptable" one and then pay for it through all the government-chosen price controls, tax hikes, benefit reductions, paperwork increases, etc. — provided, of course, your definition of "real" doesn't exclude millions of winged pigs operating snowblowers in Hell).
"And, yes, I have read the bill" (just don't ask me if I completely comprehend the full implications of allmost any significant portion of it).
"Competition" (when drooled by a career politician or bureaucrat who's never in his life privately owned or operated a real business, means "I wonder how much more government we'll need before, yes, we can totally eliminate it?").
"My own Congressional Health Plan is no better than the ones we'll let you 'choose' from" (because everyone's going to be able to get the same Blue Platinum Cross Platinum Shield coverage that I have, including those millions of winged pigs operating snowblowers in Hell).
"The bill says, no, illegal aliens can't receive health benefits" (as do bills that say, no, they can't rob banks, either; except those bills expressly provide real measures to effectually deter and punish attempted and actual bank robberies).
"The $500 Billion cut in American seniors' current, totally voluntary Medicare program isn't really a cut" (because that's going to be used instead to help ram the new, totally mandatory Medi"care" For All™ program down each and every one of their throats whether they like it or not).
Speaking of lying fascist liberals(birm), if the desperately miserably failing lying liar Former Junior Senøtard BarACØRN vøbaMünchhausen lies one more time with his "Uh, let me be clear™, Medicare is a government-run program too" by deceitfully omitting the central fact that "except, uh, uh, yes you can pretty much opt out of that one," every winged pig in Hell will have to go back to using snow shovels — because his b.s. would've sunk so low that its mixing with the blizzards there will sock in all of them beneath a fetid slush no chute-equipped device can ever attempt to tackle without instantaneously clogging up.
No doubt, due to these facts, you're just dying to read all the intimidating lettersGestapøgrams™ from al-Qongress' extremist greedy lawyer committee chair"men" to greedy lawyer law firm executives demanding to know exactly how much money those greedy lawyer law firm executives make, how many conferences they attended, and when and where each of those conferences was held. Right?
OK, here you go:
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I counted zero such letters Gestapøgrams™. How many did you?
GØDCØ®: So complicated only a greedy lawyer can digest stomach it.™
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