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Lapdog Media in Panic over Obama's Eating Habits


Change They Need: Feed Øbuttmunch to the dogs.


ake no mistake: Here's the deal: Let me be clear: It will not be easy.

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In other Øba"man" Bites Dog® news...

Ødogeater uses the "stash" of slush-fund money he stole from taxpayers to spay and neuter dogs.

Program's motto: Less Dogs, Less to Eat = Less Fat People!

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Dog Recipes for Odummy


Yes he can woof these down again faster than you can say "No More yEars!"


he Dog Eater-in-Chief™'s Ø.K-9 recipes:

    1. Muttloaf
    2. Pupcorn
    3. Baked Alaskan Husky
    4. Pheasant Under Dog
    5. Broiled Bow-Wow
    6. Bo-B-Q
    7. Poached Pooch
    8. Snoopy Soufflé
    9. Scooby Doo Goulash

Let me be clear: He looks forward to eating endangered species too.

With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.

If yes he can get one to eat a smaller breed first, he'll have two meals in one: Tough Terrier in Tiger Teriyaki.

Make no mistake: No matter how many newspapers our uneaten furbabies fetch, none will report how he'll sometimes stray from his normal Canine à la Carte.

For examples, when Moochelle's not hounding him, these are on his menu:

  • Roasted Rover
  • Beagle à la Barry
  • Fido Mignon
  • Glazed Tralfaz
  • Fricassée De Fifi
  • Whippetti and Meatballs
  • German Shepherd Au Gratin
  • Old Yeller Depouiller
Even a bit of Anjing Anglaise.

For desert, of course, it's Man's Best Friandises.

Quite a L'assiette.

If he had a show on the Food Network, he could call it The Dog Wishboner®.

That is, were he not busy golfing promoting his latest "auto"biographry, Øne Hundred and Øne Dalmatian Recipes.

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If Cars Ran on Pure Idiocy...


Babject Øfailure could personally supply enough to fill up a hundred trillion of them... a hundred trillion times.


ighest. Gas Prices. Ever.

Is it because el Presidente de los Cincuenta y Ocho Estados does everything yes he can to depress and overregulate petroleum production?

Is it because FUbara the gØne falsifies documents so he yes can impose crippling bans on drilling?

Is it because the liar-/blamer-in-chief, His Pompous Dumbassness, thinks feels yes he can keep right on printing dollar bills until they're more abundant than confetti — and just as worthless — and, nope, that won't affect the price of anything, no siree!?

Is it because, while the Øboogereatingmoron's reckless presentduncy has been a colossal and expensive failure, he speculates billions upon billions of our scarcer and scarcer tax dollars on job-killing distractions like Solyndra and the wind "industry" so yes he can pay back the contributions bribes he received from his Big Green campaign donors?

No, of course not, you racist.

It's because of all the closed down Silver Bullet® factories Washington Iran the Koch brothers India and/or China and/or Brazil Israel Romney the American people (or at least two-thirds of them) Bush oil speculators "global trends" SCOAMFOT58S's total lack of ideas“Shut Up!”

Given all the excuses Teh Øne-Term Proposition continuously comes up with for his countless humiliating failures, yes we can henceforth also dub him the Excuse Maker-in-Chief.

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Obroken record



ore excerpts from the Øafficial Glossary of Øbamaese:

something that has absolutely no hope of ever reducing even a teeny tiny bit any of Øbankrupt's massive record-breaking deficits which he has been shoving year after year after year down the American people's throats, but has every intention of significantly reducing the ability of all Americans in this struggling economy to find, hold, or create good jobs.

the ever called-upon scapegoat always blamed for every failure and sundry bad thing under the sun; i.e., an extremely cowardly way to pass the buck.

same old tired promises made over and over again but ne'er a one ever kept.

what a person will quickly end up being once Øfascist"Care" starts doing what all it is designed to do for to him.

when everyone else is just as miserable, incompetent, corrupt, and full of despair as liberals.

regardless the near-total portion of all taxes your income bracket pays, it will never be enough.

a warning given to those who are about to be inundated with massive amounts of b.s.

indicates that whatever follows is chock full of errors, falsehoods, distortions, misdirection, hate-filled ramblings, and incomprehensible lunacy.

just the latest instance of someone saying "no" to another of Øblatherskite's many, many, many extremist, insane, radical, whackjob "ideas."

a case of massive projection in which Demøfascists, pronazives, and other liberals level false accusations at others so yes they can try to divert everyone's attention from the fact that nine out of every ten jobs lost under their Der Fübar's regime have been jobs held by women.

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Democrat War on MS Victims


Now it's desperate, despicable attacks on sufferers of multiple sclerosis. Who's next? Down Syndrome babies?


h, that's right. Desperats have already been there, done that.

Then what about child cancer victims? No doubt Despicablerats already consider them nice, ripe targets.

Meanwhile, the Washington Post is reporting that the Øbashbroads White House Good Ol' Boys Clubhouse isn't paying women equal pay and has created a hostile workplace for women.

So the Demsmøcrat War on Women still is in full swing.

Perhaps that's why Øbeathiswife is saying that stay-at-home moms are living in "luxury."

We've also seen the D'misogynistic Party™ attacking women who are breast cancer survivors.

Apparently they'd rather those woman all Die Quickly®.

Just when you think it isn't possible for even hate-filled women/infants/children-hating Demsmøhaters to sink any lower, they skydive straight down to even deeper levels of disgustingness and hate.

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Marco Rubio Not Eligible to be Vice President


On the day you are born, both your parents must be citizens of your country of birth. Otherwise you are not a natural-born citizen of that county.


he Twelfth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution provides that no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States. In addition to age and residency requirements, Article II provides that no person except a natural born citizen shall be eligible to the office of President.

As the 1874 unanimous Supreme Court decision in Minor v. Huppersett makes clear, "it was never doubted that"—

At common-law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar,... all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives, or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners.

Marco Rubio, born in this country to legal residents, clearly is a U.S. citizen according to the Fourteenth Amendment. He is not, however, eligible to be president or vice president.

All previous presidents who were born after the Constitution's adoption had two U.S. citizen parents. That historical fact and long held custom of the American people has most plainly defined the term "natural born Citizen." Their use of that definition is established by the very persons their electors chose to be our president. In each case they believed their choice was putting into real and practicable effect that highest principle of self-government: None but those chosen from amongst themselves are truly ever fit to serve them.

One of those previous presidents, Chester Alan Arthur, was never elected to that office but was elevated to it upon his predecessor's assassination. He also was less than forthcoming about his past. As a result, the electors in 1880 believed he was eligible to serve as vice president, when in truth he wasn't. On the day Chester Arthur was born, only his mother was a U.S. citizen. His father became a naturalized citizen nearly 14 years later. Fortunately, his own party somewhat rectified those electors' erroneous belief by choosing someone other than the incumbent to be its presidential nominee.

Now, after over a century and a half, we've had our first and sole break in the American people's wisely established tradition of electing only persons born not just in this country but of two U.S. citizen parents, to serve all of us as president. As we now clearly see, the result has been an unmitigated disaster for both ourselves and our nation as well as for our friends and allies abroad. Fortunately, yes we can still rectify, before it's too late, this foolish break by promptly restoring that highly relied upon tradition, which clearly shows itself to be most necessary and needed for our safety and happiness, along with that eternally indispensable principle on which it and our current form of self-government have always been firmly based throughout our history as a free people, and by faithfully ensuring it shall not ever be broken again no matter how seemingly great the always transitory appeal some customarily ineligible person may appear to exude at the moment.

Citizenship Status of Children
according to place of birth and status of parents
Child born in USA?Father a US citizen—Mother a US citizen—Example(s)Child's status at birth
on child's date of birth?if not, after child's DOB?on child's DOB?if not, after child's DOB?
YesYes--Yes--Every president born after adoption of U.S. Constitution except Chester Arthur and Baracrook ØblamerNatural Born Citizen
NoYesYes--Chester Arthur
NoBaracrook Øbraindead
YesNoYesMarco Rubio, Bobby Jindal
NoAnchor babies of "undocumented Americans" (© 2007 Harry Reidtard)
Under current law, children born abroad to one citizen parent and one foreign national are citizens at birth if the citizen parent resided in the U.S. for five years before the birth, with two of those years after the age of 14. If the child's father and mother were not married, different rules may apply.

Proposing and ratifying a constitutional amendment such as the one drafted below, would forever ensure that the presidential electors recontinue using our customary definition of "natural born citizen."


Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, or born to a citizen thereof who has been seven years a resident within the United States, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

Section 2. Every person born in the United States to two citizens thereof is a natural born citizen.

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A Government of Laws, and Not of Thugs and Bully Pulpit Bullshitters


When Congress "duly passes" something that violates our Constitution, no that thing can never be called a law.


nly the laws made in pursuance of our Constitution are included in the Supreme Law of this Land.

Put another way, "the laws of Congress are restricted to a certain sphere, and when they depart from this sphere, they are no longer supreme or binding."

That is, "in declaring what shall be the supreme law of the land, the constitution itself is first mentioned; and not the laws of the United States generally, but those only which shall be made in pursuance of the constitution, have that rank.

"Thus, the particular phraseology of the constitution of the United States confirms and strengthens the principle, supposed to be essential to all written constitutions, that a law repugnant to the constitution is void, and that courts, as well as other departments, are bound by that instrument."

It is the very opposite of quod principi Øfascisti placuit, legis habet vigorem.

Let Make me no be mistake clear:: What pleases Demøfascists like Øgabe has the force of law only in the unfathomable emptiness of their pointy, dementia-ridden heads.

So, to Teh Øn(c)e who "makes no scruples to pronounce damnation, ore rotunda, on all who do not practice implicit passive obedience, to all established government, of whatever character it may be. It is not reviling, it is not bad language, it is strictly decent to say, that this angry bigot, this ignorant dogmatist, this foul mouthed scold, deserves no other answer than silent contempt."

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All House Democrats Are Racists


Like their racist Demøracist(birm) commierads in the Senate, every Demøracist member of the House of Representatives now opposes Baracrook Øblamer because of his skin color.


hat other reason could all those Jimkkkrowrat racists have for again blatantly showing such utter disrespect and contempt toward their Corrupter-in-Chief's proposed annual budget? That their clearly racist votes were "just a gimmick"? Yeah, right.

Make no mistake: An overwhelming portion of the unanimously racist Demøracists' intensely demonstrated animosity toward Brokenrecord Øblamebush is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he's African American.

What's next? A NewSpeak cover story declaring "We Are All Racists Now"?

This is the second year in a row that Obama’s budget couldn’t win a single Democratic vote in Congress. In parliamentary systems, that would be a vote of no confidence and the party would be looking for new leadership.”

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