er Nibs™ said lied that she used her special custom-made, non-public server to combine, "for convenience," her personal and State Department communications on a single device. She emailed her husband BiIsIs al-Qlinton with it, for example.
Hillary Clinton deepened the suspicions of her critics on Tuesday when she said that the private server she kept in her home to store her email "contains personal communications from my husband and me".
There is only one problem with that: just this week a spokesman for Bill Clinton said the former president does not use email at all.
"The former president, who does regularly use Twitter, has sent a grand total of two emails during his entire life, both as president," Matt McKenna, the spokesman, told the Wall Street Journal.
Oops. Unless that device doubles as a time machine and either BiIsIs's pet name for Hilliary is "John Glenn" or she was stationed in the Adriatic while wearing our country's uniform, everything that woman Ms. Clintonsky said is a lie.
Speaking of crooks and liars, lying liar Presidespot Øbola lied that he only found out about the Hildabeast's illicit email server after reading about it in a newspaper.
A day after Obama told an interviewer that he first learned details of Clinton's unusual[illegal] email arrangements from media reports, his press secretary confirmed that the president had none the less communicated with Clinton through her @clintonemail.com address.
Uh-oh. So we're supposed to believe that, no, the "tech-savvy" Øliar can't tell the difference between @state.gov and @clintonemail.com?
Do these slithering, forked-tongue lying liars "think" feel yes they can still count on the "stupidity of the American voter" to help them as they continue to trample us citizens underneath their endless parade of lies, law-breaking, and cover-ups?
xecutive amnesty not only is unlawful and unconstitutional — "Congress [not any fascist tyrant dictatør goosestepping around the White House golf course] shall have power to establish an uniform rule of naturalization" — it is literally a death sentence for your children.
A.k.a. the last time Demøcrooks held fewer seats in our House of Representatives.
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heir 183 number of seats is the third lowest for them in its entire 435-member history. Over the last hundred years, only the 67th and 71st Congresses were plagued by less House DemØfascists. The next Congress will be tying the 69th for third least infestation of House Demøcommies.
Not only was this election not "nothing," it was historic. "A big freakin' deal," to paraphrase foul-mouthed racist Vice Presentdunce Joe Biden.
Make no mistake™: According to His High-Crimes-and-Misdemeanors-ness Baracrook Øbola, every single one of his failed, lawless policies were on the ballot. Indeed, as the election results clearly show, every single one of them have been rejected outright by the American people.
The Republican leadership would do well to show just as clearly they reject every single one of His Lawlessness's policies, too.
ow many of our dead children's new classmates this year are the Deathocrats' own open border-crossing Unaccompanied Kids™?
Yet the deaths do raise an alarm because this year has been worse than some other years, since enterovirus D68 has been sending more children than usual to the hospital with severe respiratory illnesses. It seems to be most affecting children with a history of asthma or breathing problems.
Worse than some other years? Why? What's happening this year that wasn't happening before?
Immigrant advocates and public officials are raising concerns about the conditions at a makeshift Border Patrol facility in Arizona that is temporarily housing hundreds of unaccompanied children, part of an unprecedented surge of cross-border migration that President Obama has called an "urgent humanitarian situation."
Demokillerats clearly feel it's more important to expand their precious illegal-Dimmigrant voting base as quickly as possible before the midterm elections than do something to protect our much more precious children before they start a new school year. Why else are Democidalrats obstructing Republican legislation that would better secure our borders? Why else is their führer Baracrook Ølawless fascistly preparing to grant every adult new Demmigrant voter in these unlawfully-present kids' families an unprecedented "executive" amnesty? They have made him our Murderer-in-Chief™.
Not surprisingly, Demochildkillers refuse to allow any effective restrictions on persons crossing our border from Ebola-ravaged countries. Apparently they aren't satisfied with just mass-murdering our children. They have to exterminate us adults now, too.
Once we kick Terminatorats out of Congress next month, yes we can remove the death sentences they've imposed on all of us.
subordinate of Eric Holder in the so-called Justice Department who makes or attempts to make deals with congressional Democrooks to "obfuscate and prejudice" the investigative work of a committee of Congress "through under the table coordination," is guilty of committing at least two felonies.
Whoever corruptly... influences, obstructs, or impedes or endeavors to influence, obstruct, or impede... the due and proper exercise of the power of inquiry under which any inquiry or investigation is being had by either House, or any committee of either House or any joint committee of the Congress— Shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years..., or both.
If two or more persons conspire either to commit any offense against the United States, or to defraud the United States, or any agency thereof in any manner or for any purpose, and one or more of such persons do any act to effect the object of the conspiracy, each shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.
Eric the Bad has already been held in contempt of Congress. Except for the fact we now live in a lawless banana republic, the House of Representatives would order its Sergeant-at-Arms to arrest him. Nonetheless, unless he immediately brings charges against his felony-committing underling, the Congress must conclude that Eric the Crooked wholly condones this criminal behavior in his department and proceed to impeach and convict him for obstructing and conspiring to obstruct our legislative branch of government.
That is, Mayberry's Barney Fife. Not the purple and green dinosaur.
C
omparing His Emptychairness Baracrook Hammer'n'sickle Øbaron von Münchhausen to a bumbling, inept deputy sheriff is completely unfair. Deputy Fife never released extremely dangerous prisoners on purpose, or gave in to the demands of our mortal enemies — let alone swap numerous top-level terrorist savages for a single filthy defector and traitor.
Barney, unlike Barry, takes his oath to defend the public seriously, always doing his best to uphold the law, protect the good citizens he serves, and bring honor to his office. No, nobody can accuse Bernard Milton Fife of refusing to enforce any laws he doesn't like, or of outright and unilaterally altering their provisions for his own personal, political gain, or of ever adhering to America's enemies, giving them aid and comfort.
When the people of his town are threatened, Barn the Lawman rushes out selflessly to confront that threat.
Barry the Incoherent just rushes to the nearest microphone to declare,
But I don't want to put the cart before the horse. We don't have a strategy yet. I think [sic] what I've seen in some of the news reports suggests that folks are getting a little further ahead of where we're at than we currently are.... We need to make sure that we've got clear plans, that we're developing them....
We are going to work politically and diplomatically with folks in the region. And we're going to cobble together the kind of coalition that we need for a long-term strategy as soon as we are able to fit together the military, political and economic components of that strategy.
Before rushing to three political fundraisers and the wedding of one of his media lapdogs, of course.
Deputy Fife never takes as many taxpayer-funded vacations or trips to the golf course as Dictator Øfascist does, either. Also, the most tyrannical thing Barney ever does is tell Floyd the Barber not to loiter in front of his own shop. Bareich Totalitarian Øbrownshirt would scream at him, "You didn't build that!" and demand he pay an even higher "fair share" of taxes before siccing the EPA on him to scrutinize his hair-disposal methods, while ordering the NSA to monitor all his emails, calls, and financial transactions as well as those of each of his customers.
So stop comparing the stuttering, thin-skinned, whiny egomaniac to one of Mayberry's finest.
tep 1: Declare, in effect, open borders for any and all Central American kiddies.
Step 2: Herd them into Ølawless's kiddie internment camps.
Step 3: Once the packed-in kiddies spread contagious diseases amongst themselves, send them out to homes and schools all across America.
Step 4: After Americans infected by these kiddies start dying en masse, blame Republicans for "not having any compassion" or something.
Call it the Baracloward-Øpiven Stragedy™. Overwhelm and destroy every vestige of the rule of law in this country, then replace it with the establishment of an absolute tyranny over our states.
Former Junior Senator Ølawless, King George III is now calling from the grave to ask for his fascist policy back.
hief! That's what you call somebody who "borrows" whatever isn't his without the owner's permission. Not that an irredeemably rude, ill-mannered, slimy, disrespectful, lying, self-entitled, crude, thoughtless, inconsiderate, law-breaking, back-stabbing, scum-IVing reprobate and career criminal would know anything about that. He just greedily takes anything he "thinks" feels should be his. In his always self-serving "mind," only he deserves to have it now, not those to whom the law (or a constitution) says it belongs.
If this were Saudi Arabia, Baracrook Hussein Ølawless wouldn't be picking up any pens or any phones except with one of his prosthetic hands.
Even the most incompetent "constitutional law professor" knows or should know that separation of powers — that bedrock principle on which the foundation of a free people's government is laid — means no branch of government may ever exercise any power vested in one of the others, nor ever consent to either of them exercising any vested in it. Our Constitution alone provides for every vestment of granted power in each of the three branches; and since the owners of all such powers are the people, a branch may neither borrow from nor lend to another any of the powers they vested in it. That is, not without their permission, which they express solely by that document or a properly ratified amendment to it.
Thus, the only place a Borrowed Powers Clause exists is in the terminally diseased "brains" of oath-violating Despotcrat misleaders or other extremely corrupt and tyrannical National Socialist fascists.
“We should charter really nice planes, outfit them with good food, clothes and toys for the children, and fly them DIRECTLY back to whichever of the three Central American countries they came from. Make a big announcement that Mexico is TOO DANGEROUS and corrupt for us to just push them over our border, we would NEVER do that.
“The end result is the families would learn that making the expensive, dangerous trip will get them NOWHERE.”
–nc
80,000 airline tickets for unlawfully present aliens: $120,000,000.
Future drain on our infrastructure and resources after they return home: $0.
Ølawless whining and blaming others again because he didn't get every illegal thing he wanted:
Priceless.
There are many things throwing taxpayer money at can't solve. For everything else, there's CommonSense®.
So long as, of course, his party's name begins with a D.
D
ear Future Republican President,
Remember, directing the Internal Revenue Service to harass and hinder your political opponentsenemies and their freedom of speech will show "not even a smidgen of corruption" if its responsible agents claim all their interagency email communications while it was doing such "improper" things, were stored only on hard drives that all of sudden "crashed" so no outside or independent investigators may discover what was in them. Also, don't forget to destroy "recycle" any external backups of those communications older than 180 days. Neat, huh?
Next, if you like delaying any of those oft-delayed provisions of the so-called Affordable Care Act, you can keep delaying any of those oft-delayed provisions of the so-called Affordable Care Act. Period. Doesn't matter how exact or clear its effective-date language is. You don't even have to involve the Congress whenever you delay it. Members of the other party say they're perfectly fine with a president doing that. So you should be, too.
Speaking of not involving Congress, just tell it you have a pen and a phone and you'll use them to do whatever you feel like doing, including delivering our money, arms, and even air support anywhere, to anybody, anytime you wish. Don't worry about its members coming together to do something to stop you. Even if you said, "By the authority vested in me via the Cross Townsend and AT&T, I now make it so," it's very doubtful they'd try.
By the way, do you like taking numerous vacations every year and a lot of time out for playing your favorite sport? If so, you couldn't find a better office to hold! Yes, you and the First Spouse (not to be confused with the first spouse if you've ever had more than one) can take separate planes to the same or different luxurious locations. Sweet. Enjoy the complementary free passes the press will go remarkably out of its way to give you, too.
But wait, there's more. Since you're the president, the Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to anything you do. Neither does the Due Process Clause. Spy on American citizens or blow them up with your drones. It's nice to have options. Reporters don't seem to mind much if you spy on their colleagues, either.
Your predecessor B.J. Clinton said he did what he did "because I could." B.H. Øbama followed that up with "yes we can." You should keep this going by spewing something even a little more revealing. How does "it's our turn" grab you?
One last thing: About those words you recited right before you took office — you know, when you had your left hand on the Bible and stuff? Those came from the Constitution. (If you just asked, "The what?" then nevermind.) But since more and more people in Washington don't bother paying attention to the rest of the words in it anymore, it's not like they're going to care whether you took all that "solemnly swear" crap seriously or not when you spoke it. So your preserving, protecting, and defending this or any other part of the Constitution is now becoming merely another optional thing that yes you can freely ignore. Because fewer and fewer of us could give a Defraudcrat's asterisk if you did.
fascist "promises" that "if you like your team name, you can keep your team name. Period Asterisk."
* "Every sports team, in order to keep any registered trademark it 'owns' from being cancelled by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, may only choose a name that appears in the official Regime-Approved Sports Team Names List®. Below are a few examples of the team names that may be registered as trademarks."
Another petulant, lame attempt to distract us from his ever lengthening rap sheet.
These Baraclowns must really be desperate to pull such a blatantly obvious stunt.
No doubt fascist-n-thief Øliar will lie that he didn't know anything about "his government's" flagrant violations of our laws, security, public health, and very way of life until he learned about it in the news.
Impeach the whole stupid, evil communisty-Ørganized crime operation posing as an executive branch. Now!
he evidence shows Sgt. PFC Bergdahl's "captors" were really quite friendly to him, weaving him special clothes, letting him join their "religion," and otherwise going out of their way to make him happy. No evidence anywhere showing they were about to plunk him down in front of a video camera and slice his head off.
Debunking our fascist regime's fundamentally transforming narratives laughably obvious lies has become a 24/7 job.
What will it be next? "Bergdahl was about to be abducted by space aliens"? Don't snicker. It's just as plausible as lying Øliar's last two lies.
No, it's unmistakably clear that clownshoe-in-chief Øfascist's Dishonestration is long on psychopaths and short on leadership... and truth.
Moreover, anybody who trusts anything Øfraudster says now is long on self-delusion and short on brains. Period. Full stop.
“Selective enforcement of the law is the first sign of tyranny.”
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ut you mere commoners not among these Few enjoying Their Spite Privilege, King Øtyrant and Queen Moochie-Antoinelle graciously consent to let you all eat cake.
So choke down a big, fat slice of extremely high insurance rates. (No, you cannot be allowed to get any of those special Congressional subsidies.)
Then a massive, juicy slice of part-time work instead of full-time employment. (No, you cannot be allowed to keep any of your plans or benefits.)
Then an icing drowned slice of income-tax increases should you dare disobey King Øtyrant's royal command to Be Insured Exactly As I Mandate Or Else®. (No, you cannot be allowed to get any of those special Big Corporation waivers or delays.)
Then a nice, heaping slice of less and lower-quality service. (No, you cannot be allowed to keep your doctor.)
Then a clumpy, bleeding slice of paying forelective abortions the merciless killing of completely innocent and defenseless life growing inside every woman whose conscious choice to willfully not control what happens to her own body enough to prevent the creation of somebody she knew or should have known would mean nothing more to her than a hated "inconvenience" that "should" or "must" die, has led so predictably to that callous, premeditated act. (No, you cannot be allowed to exercise your right to choose not to pay for it.)
And, no, you cannot be allowed to have any ice cream to make any of them seem even remotely palatable.
By His Imperiously Royal Hand,
/SS/ZEmpeRØ Øtyrant, Defender of the Stompy Foot, Transforminger of the Fundamentallies, Princess of the Royal Barry-cades, Etc. &tc.
“I don’t have the words to express my outrage. Just learned that part of the Obama administration’s shutdown strategy of inflicting pain on the American people has sunk to an incredible low. It seems our Commander-in-Chief has deemed death gratuity payments to the families of our Fallen Warriors as non-essential. The President deemed FLOTUS ‘Let’s move.gov’ website essential but the families of the four Americans killed this weekend in Afghanistan are not essential. I am disgusted. As thankful and benevolent Americans, let’s raise money for these families. All In.”
verybody's asking each of them now, "But if you could help one child whose lives your extremist position is endangering, why wouldn't you do it?"
Their response still is, "Why would we want to do that? We're winning!"
All because those murderous psychos would rather kill us all economically as well as literally — themselves self-excepted, of course — with their extremely unaffordable and dangerous des gesetz des vaterlandes Øfascist"Care", than ever save the life of even one child.
Waivers for crony "capitalists" and Big Union pals, none for regular Americans.
2. Unlawful subsidies for members of Congress and their staffs, none for regular Americans.
3. Delayed mandates for employers, none for regular Americans.
4. Unlawful regulations forcing insurers to cancel all child-only plans means none for regular Americans.
5. Out-of-pocket caps delayed means out-of-pocket caps denied for regular Americans.
6. Ditto low-income health plans denied regular Americans suffering under Øblunder's alleged "recovery."
7. Privacy laws gutted means none for regular Americans.
We the Regular American People are demanding there be hundreds of boots on the ground in Congress combating and defeating all funding of the DemØfascist's Weapon of Mass Destitution attack against us.
"A lot of people don't want to feel anti-black by being opposed to Obama." –Ed Asner
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magine there's a President Herman Cain. It's easy if you try. No Hollyweirdos feeling anti-black. "Above the law!" they'll cry. Imagine all the hypocrites living for Impeachment Day.
Imagine there's a Syrian civil war. It isn't hard to do. Nothing but tyrant versus terrorists and President Cain's "red line" boo-boo. Imagine all the hypocrites living life endlessly marching for peace.
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