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Needed Amtrak 'Infrastructure' Was A Brake Pedal

 

Going 100 MPH around a 55 MPH curve was not the fault of Republicans, Baracknee-jerk Øbastard.


D

emocrackheads can't even wait for the dead bodies to get cold yet before trying to figure out a way to blame Republicans for those deaths.

Somewhere just above the lowest layer of hell reserved for lawyers and beneath that reserved for genocidal tyrants is the evil hotspot these Øfascists will be forever residing after they kick the red rat-bastard commie bucket.

They'll be joined, of course, by the Politco(mmie) hack who wrote this: "Hours after deadly crash, House panel votes to cut Amtrak budget."



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Americans Only 38 Percent Sure NASA Useful Anymore

 

"We're all going to die tomorrow if we don't let government totally run all of our lives!!!111!11!!!ELEVENTYHUNDREDELEVENTY!!!11!!!!" –Noisome Alarmists and Statists Ad-nauseam


A

nd the story of the boobs who cried Warmest! continues...

Last week the left-media (I know, that's repetitive) went gaga over the "fact" that 2014 was "the hottest year on record." But now NASA, the source of the "hottest" claim, is saying that it is only 38 percent sure that the claim is true.

Too bad hyperbole can't be converted into rocket fuel. NASA could launch a million Saturn Vs with the amount it produces.



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Lying Liar-in-Chief and the Lies He Keeps Telling

 

"The fact that some adviser [Øliar'Care' architect Jon 'Stupid American Voters' Gruber] who never worked on our staff expressed an opinion that I completely disagree with in terms of the voters is no reflection on the actual process that was run." –Baracrook Øliar


R

eally, Øliar?

Gruber's role was further explicated by a former adviser to Kathleen Sebelius, the former secretary of [Øliar's] Health and Human Services.

"I remember many a call to Jonathan Gruber about his expertise in Massachusetts as we were formulating the [Øliar'Care'] plan," said Neera Tanden, who is currently the president of the Center for American Progress, in 2012.

"Not only did we call in Jon Gruber for his advice regularly, but we looked very much at the results (of the Massachusetts plan)," she continued.

From "some adviser who never worked on our staff" and "no reflection on the actual process that was run," to "many a call to Jonathan Gruber as we were formulating the plan" and "call in Jon Gruber for his advise regularly." That's quite a lengthy stretch, Øliar. Right up there with "depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" and "if you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan – period!"

What were you "thinking," Øliar? Do you still "think" feel yes you can rely on the "stupidity of the American voter" to get away with telling all your lies?

Oh, well. It's not like anyone with more brain power than a retarded intellectually disabled paramecium believes anything you say now.

796 more days.

796 more days....



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'Well, That Narrative Didn't Fool Anybody. Let's Try This One...'

 

It was "Bergdahl was on his deathbed" (until we saw him walking under his own power to our helicoptor). Now it's "Bergdahl was facing immediate execution." Which is it?


T

he evidence shows Sgt. PFC Bergdahl's "captors" were really quite friendly to him, weaving him special clothes, letting him join their "religion," and otherwise going out of their way to make him happy. No evidence anywhere showing they were about to plunk him down in front of a video camera and slice his head off.

Debunking our fascist regime's fundamentally transforming narratives laughably obvious lies has become a 24/7 job.

What will it be next? "Bergdahl was about to be abducted by space aliens"? Don't snicker. It's just as plausible as lying Øliar's last two lies.

No, it's unmistakably clear that clownshoe-in-chief Øfascist's Dishonestration is long on psychopaths and short on leadership... and truth.

Moreover, anybody who trusts anything Øfraudster says now is long on self-delusion and short on brains. Period. Full stop.



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Winner of the Official Democrat Party Bumper Sticker Contest

 

"We'll only print this if enough people vote for it..." –@TheDemocrooks




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'If I like your plan, you can keep your plan'

 

That's what the lying liar-in-chief Baracrook Øbait'n'switch meant each of multiple times he his teleprompter "misspoke." Right, New York Slimes?


M

ake no mistake: If lying Øliar told this Nixon-grade lie under oath in court, he'd be rotting in jail now for perjury just like any other criminal who willfully and knowingly committed such a grievous offense.

Fact is, the lying liar publicly and repeatedly swore that "if you like your plan, you can keep your plan," even after he knew that statement was a total lie.

Did it depend upon what the meaning of the word "you" is?

Let me be absolutely clear: Had a Republican president signed the manifestly disastrous Unaffordable No-Care Act and said those 10 words, lying Øliar's same leg-humping media lapdogs who're howling "our master misspoke!" would be rabidly promoting demands for the president's prompt impeachment, if not outright demanding it themselves.



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Watch- ...er, Leg-humping Dog JournoLists

 

“It’s rather telling that @BarackObama has told ‘journalists’ at least 3 times in this [White Spite House presstitute conference] that they’ve made great points in their questions.”


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How Many Times Will Obama Say 'Red Line' Tonight?

 

And will he mention these left on our butchered ambassador's compound wall in Benghazi a year ago?—


September 9th — What a day! The Obama administration broke the world record for foreign policy incompetence. First Kerry insisted any attack on Syria would be an itsy bitsy, teensy weensy, little bitty one. "Unbelievably small" were his words. Just like his brain. Kerry then said if Assad hands over his chemical weapons everything will be copasetic, but added Assad won't do it. Kerry's State Dept. quickly backtracks, labeling Kerry's offer "rhetorical." Russia then throws a curve by going along and Syria "welcomes" the idea. So Putin is now the power broker in the Middle East, O's rear end is saved and the lib media can trumpet that O's a genius! But the day's "most obnoxious" award goes to Hillary Clinton. The woman who's been wrong on Libya, Egypt & Syria, butts in saying the Russian proposal "would be an important first step" but that Russia must be "held to account." Give us a break Hillary! Below are the Benghazi "red lines" in which you were never "held to account." Like they say, Ms. "what difference does it make?" needs to take a long walk off a short pier!
So we're really talking about an *international* force (who?) securing Syria's chemical weapons in the middle of a civil war?


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2017: New Republican President Suspends Portions of 'Affordable Care' Act

 

Thanks to Baracrook ØTyrant, there's precedent now for this.


“I

'm doing it for the people," the new Republican president said today in his inaugural address. "Suspending the enforcement of certain provisions of this totally partisan law will help save jobs and lower health insurance premiums for all Americans. My predecessor suspended its provisions many times for the very same reasons, and practically no one in his party or the media said a word. So, yes, I can do it too," the president said.

Former Senate majority leader Harry Reid, who used a parliamentary trick as well as special legislative favors to get the bill passed seven years ago with only Democrats voting in favor of it, stated from his federal prison cell that the new president has no authority to suspend enforcement of any provision of the law. "This is an act of Congress. The new president can't pick and choose which portions of it he wants to enforce or not enforce," he said in the statement released after the president's speech. Mr Reid is serving a 35-year sentence following several corruption and bribery convictions.

Asked if he ever felt the same way when the last president was repeatedly suspending the law's provisions, Mr. Reid claimed the question was racist. "The only reason anyone is bringing up President Obama's past suspensions of those (Obamacare provisions) to justify the new president's suspension of them is because Mr. Obama is a light-skinned African-American who doesn't speak with a Negro dialect unless he wants to have one," he said from a prison phone.

The new Republican administration has suspended major portions of the so-called Affordable Care Act "for at least four years."

During an impromptu news conference, White House press secretary Gander Goosegood IV spoke to reporters about the law's suspension. "The president plans on doing a lot of things you and your colleagues always allowed his predecessor to get away with," he said. According to Mr. Goosegood, those things include not ever releasing his full medical, college, or passport records, not ever enforcing any parts of a law he doesn't want to enforce, not ever being held accountable for negligently leaving diplomats behind to die at the hands of terrorists, not ever reducing spending on his vacations and other perks during any government shutdown or budget sequester, not ever cutting back on the amount of spying the government does on practically all Americans, not ever telling the attorney general to quit naming "unfriendly" reporters as co-conspirators in any leak investigations, not ever disallowing the seizure of reporters' telephone logs, and not ever stopping the IRS from holding up or denying the non-profit applications of his "political enemies."

"None of you so-called investigative journalists seemed too concerned about such things during the last administration," Mr. Goosegood told reporters.



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LBJ Tower

 

Move over, Watergate Hotel and Office Building.


T

he modern-day "plumbers" who broke into and burgalarized the Dallas, Texas law firm of Schulman Mathias PLLC weren't interested in the silver bars, expensive video equipment, and other valuables they came across. No, they went straight for the computers sitting on desks and documents locked in the file cabinets. They simply used their hands to disconnect the former, but had to break out a hammer to bust open the latter. Then they just strolled out the doors with their stolen booty in tow.

The law firm represents "Aurelia Fedenisn, a former investigator at [Hilliary al-Qlinton's] State Department's Office of the Inspector General. In recent weeks, she raised a slew of explosive allegations against the department and its contractors ranging from illicit drug use, soliciting sexual favors from minors and prostitutes and sexual harassment."

Just a cØincidence, we're sure. Right, Tricky Barry? (Or do you prefer "Tacky B'rack"?)

Response from the administration: "'Any allegation that the Department of State authorized someone to break into Mr. Schulman's law firm is false and baseless,' spokeswoman Jen Psaki said."

Keep in mind that's coming from the same person who recently denied John Kerry was on a boat in Nantucket, so feel free to draw your own conclusion on the veracity of that statement.

Dust off those articles of impeachment, folks. Looks like we're going to need to add a couple more.



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