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Liberal Utopia

What your world would be if everything liberals wanted, they got. Open the door at the bottom of its Elysium façade and take a glimpse of hell.

U.S. Ministry of Social Truth

 

Joey Goebbels would be extremely proud.


“Congress shall make no law … abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press”
First Amendment,
United States Constitution
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overnment, or any agency of it, covertly using one or more of the biggest private corporations in America to not only stifle and suppress whatever information and content it disapproves, finds embarrassing or simply dislikes, but to abridge and silence the speech of whoever tries to express such, is the clearest and most egregious mass violation of free-speech rights ever seen in this professedly free country. To do so to cover up facts and evidence it feels might publicly discredit certain current, former or prospective agents or officers of that government is not only corrupt, it is criminal. To do so to influence our public elections is not only anti-democratic, it is treason.

It is far, far worse than government's overt but sporadic enforcement of the Alien and Sedition Acts and all its successors — combined. The latter harmed thousands of citizens. What the government did here harmed millions.

There is and can be no legitimate law authorizing the government to do any of this. Any agency of it which does, acts knowingly, intentionally and purposefully outside the law. Contrary to all the roarings of support, taking of oaths and warnings of foreign danger, it denies us one of our most fundamental rights, it violates our constitution and it gives aid and comfort to our nation's democracy-hating enemies.

“Those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside.”


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Worst. President [sic]. Ever.

 

The Fraudster 'n' Thief and his adminiclownshow.


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roolin' Joe's totally open "totally closed" U.S. southern border, along with his Koncentration Kamps 4 Kids™, make Baracomrade Øfascist's treasonously lax immigration policies look like a post-riot lockdown at Sing Sing Prison. Add to that Fraudulent Biden's predictably new wars in the Middle East, and it's clear our country — and the entire free world — would be much safer under the misleadership of even a Jimmah Carter-B. Hussein O. love child.

The Great Depression has nothing on Joe Stalin-lite's economic plans, either. Inflation from passing out dollars like crack, after flushing pipeline union workers down the toilet, wouldn't have happened during Ol' Jimmah's Era of Misery®. Nor was that peanut brain insane enough to "think" feel things like Greener School Lunches, Racial/Gender Inequity Reduction, Civilian Climate Corpse and other Loony Lefty Ludicrousness fall within a billion parsecs of the accepted meaning of "infrastructure."

Pouring rock salt into the gushing, gaping wound, Teh Groper™'s nationwide crime wave will progress to far worse heights after he officially coddles more hardened criminals as well as islamofascists and effectually disarms all law-abiding citizens. So remember to wear your mask each time you're carjacked, else you'll be charged with endangering the health of the murderous felon Disadvantaged Victim of Inequity/White Supremacy.

Is it any wonder China Joe is enjoying a well-undeserved vacation? Destroying America while enriching himself and his takes a lot out of this globalist puppet.



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Systematic Despotism

 

Like the venal tyrant who ravaged America in 1776, the riotous burners, looters and mobs of Democrats and other liberofascists offer America only two alternatives: absolute submission or utter destruction.


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hat is the phrase New Jersey’s first elected governor William Livingston used in describing to the state's General Assembly that system "concerted for our Ruin." Recounting how long it "had been insidiously pursued, and was at Length attempted to be enforced by the Violence of War," he observed that Americans' allegiance to such system was clearly against reason and conscience.

A system of despotism, whether imposed in 1776 or 2020, means "not only… the Denial of Protection, but the hostile Assaults on our Persons and Properties." Of course, this sounds all too familiar to anyone paying attention to liberofascists' extreme acts of lawlessness and violence. Defunding, dismantling and "reimagining" America's law enforcement and unlawfully blocking Americans' freedom of travel, detaining, beating and shooting Americans so blocked, destroying America's statues and monuments, stomping on Americans, burning down Americans' businesses, threatening American homeowners and terrorizing American journalists are their tactics. Reducing America to a pile of rubble is their strategy. Ruling atop of it is their nihilist plan.

When Demofascists and other Marxist-trained totalitarians do not get the submission they demand, and are desperate to get it at all costs and by any means necessary, they must resort to the "Violence of War." To destruction, dependency and despair.

We the People, the unmastered builders of humanity's Independent Spirit, must stop them.



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With Conservatives Like These, Who Needs Liberofascists?

 

"No, we can't shut down the government our swamp!" –DemocrAss-Kisser of the House Pauline Ryan-o


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he very first things on the list of government stuff to shut down should be the so-called careers of those worthless elected-for-life backstabbers infesting that fetid cesspool commonly known as Crapitol Hill. Do it whether or not they pass this joke of a spending (like there's no tomorrow) bill:

Additionally, there are no cuts in funding to sanctuary cities, something a federal judge said last week would be required for the Justice Department to follow through on its threats. And there is also no money for a deportation force.

What a surprise. Wouldn't want to offend any undocumented Democrook voters, now, would we? Or Planned Parenthood Infanticide, or environmental midgets, or the exorbitantly subsidized, or any of that parasitic party's other unctuous minions Demokowtower Ryano is gleefully wading up to his beady eyeballs in the most putrid bog slop to kinkily, orgasmically and thus disgustingly please. If only he she and they would do the public an unprecedented favor and get a room already, all mankind would be ever so grateful.

No wonder these enemies of the people included stealing huger chunks of our money for their feculent fortress and, of course, their palace police.

They make Benedict Arnold look like George Washington. Literally.



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Fakedom of the Press

 

Counterfeit "News" Nutwork, NY Slimes, et al. have a new very old slogan: "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." (Yes, it does sound better in the original German.)


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he liberofascist fakers of CNN/NYS(birm) "reported" propagandized that President Trump's chief of staff Reince Priebus interferred with the FBI's phony political witch hunt investigation of "advisers working as foreign agents for Russia!!!11!1!!1111!!" or other such tommyrot.

Of course, the whole thing is literally BS.

Not to be outdone by these fake-newserists, a libtarded Huffington POSt "journalist" deep-state propagandist(birm) distributed Russian flags at the Conservative Political Action Conference today, just so he could get his comrade knee-jerkers in the fakestream media to screech, "See! Trump supporters really support Russia!!!11!1!!1111!!" or something.

It took people with 2+ functioning brain cells all of three seconds to recognize this story as Putzlier Prize material.

With "friends" like the liberofascistream media, the American people don't need enemies. Those outlets work extremely hard to earn their exclusive irrelevancy.



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The Dems They Need A-Changin'

 

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A Constitutional Way for California to Leave the Union Forever

 

Adios, commiepadres!


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ust two steps to help make America great again:

1. California and Nevada become one state called "Nevada." Under the third section of Article IV, a state may be formed by the junction of two or more states with the consent of the legislatures of the states concerned as well as of the Congress.

2. The now huge Nevada sells all its former-California counties to Mexico. Section 10 of Article I allows states to enter into any agreement with a foreign power with the consent of Congress. Alternatively, huge Nevada cedes all those counties to the United States; then Congress exercises its power under Article IV, Section 3, to dispose of that national territory by selling it to Mexico.



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Make America's Roads Safe Again Act of 2016

 

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


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ongress should call itself into session now and pass a bill that would exempt every American motorist from any criminal prosecution or civil action arising from his or her vehicle striking, injuring, or killing one or more braindead, safety-pinheaded crybullying "protesters" rioters who intentionally obstruct or otherwise deny his or her right of travel upon any American roadway. Whether they were struck, injured, or killed accidentally or not would be immaterial. Moreover, all those "protesters" rioters (or their estates) would be fined an amount equal to the costs of repairing or replacing the motorist's vehicle plus all of the motorist and his passengers's medical and funeral expenses; and all such costs and expenses would be paid by the United States out of highway trust-fund monies. Finally, any such obstruction or denial that results in the death of the vehicle's operator of any of its occupants would be a federal capital offense.

Of course, "President" Puddy Tat will, as he always does, stand up for whoever's terrorizing law-abiding Americans, and thus will veto that bill. Voters will remember in 2018 and beyond not only his deplorable betrayal, but also that committed by all his liberofascist accomplices in Congress who voted against the bill's passage.

Fortunately for all peaceable, law-abiding Americans, Congress may pass the same bill when it convenes next year, in time for President Trump to sign it into law right after he's sworn into office. Then America's roadways will be safe again for you and me as well as for our children.



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Obama Lied, Your Jobs Died

 

The Big Lie: "By almost every economic measure, America is better off than when I came here at the beginning of my presidency. That's the truth. That's true."


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he real truth:

Job gains weaken dramatically: Only 38,000 added in May

The labor market slowed dramatically in May as employers added 38,000 jobs, raising concerns that a sluggish economy is taking a bigger toll on employment and lowering the odds of a Federal Reserve rate hike this month [while] nearly 500,000 Americans stopped working or looking for jobs. The paltry employment gains were the smallest in 5 1/2 years.

Economists surveyed by Bloomberg expected 160,000 new jobs [as] growth for March and April was revised down by a total 59,000.

Ding, Dong, the Obama 'Recovery' is D-E-A-D

Only 38,000 jobs were added to the economy during May, the Labor Department announced in a depressing jobs report, calling into question the strength and success of Obama's so-called "recovery"....

Yet Obama had the audacity to claim just three days ago in Indiana that "by almost every economic measure, America is better off than when I came here at the beginning of my presidency."

"We cut unemployment in half, years before a lot of economists thought we would," he said [lied]. Despite what Obama would have the country believe, seeing half the unemployed give up their search for work is not the same as finding half of the unemployed jobs.

And after a closer look, the 38,000 jobs number is even more pathetic that it first appears. A full 13,000 of those jobs are government jobs [sic] — jobs [sic] that are an inherent drain on economic productivity as they do not create wealth.

May Jobs Report

⇓ Only 25,000 private sector jobs added

⇑ 94,708,000 Americans not looking for work

⇑ 14,179,000 Americans left labor force since Obama took office

Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics



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Weakness creates islamofascist terrorists, Hilliary

 

Cowardly muslims won't attack the strong.


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hat difference, at this point, does it make? You failed miserably in both Iraq and Libya, leaving our allies and diplomats shamefully unprotected. They literally begged you to provide them the help they needed. You showed no strength in either case. They foolishly thought they could count on you to do the right thing. You just left them hanging; and they paid for your repeated failures with their lives.

At no point whatsoever did you make any positive difference in their lives.



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Dan Rather School of Journalism

 

Brian Williams Williars, Dean


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elected course descriptions:

Jour72666 – Warzone Reporting. (5 credits) Students will learn to misremember their experiences travelling to, in, and from theatres of conflict in a way that allows them to inflate their own egos. Forms of non-apology after being caught blatantly lying about those experiences will be reviewed. The course will explain why treating soldiers like pawns can and does help advance one's career.

Jour70011th – Making Word Documents Look Like They Were Typed on Very Old Typewriters. (1 credit) This course will provide students with in-depth training in fabricating evidence against political figures they hate. When used to bring such figures down in order to prop those they love up, students will see what matters most is not the nature of the evidence, but the seriousness of the charge. Obsolete typewriters and the pitfalls of using Microsoft Word's default settings will be thoroughly examined.

Jour70000 – Introduction to Lying. (3 credits) Students spend up to 72 hours straight in a locked chamber viewing nothing but MSNBC and Brian Williams reports. In lieu of a bathroom, the chamber's floor will be lined with pages from the New York Times.



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Democobblers

 

After losing men, whites, workers, and intelligent voters, who no longer believe their intentions are good, Demoliars haven't enough willfully stupid ones left on whom yes they can rely to help them finish paving our country's road superhighway to hell.


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emocrook misleaders are very fond of giving conservatives electoral advice. It's about time we return the favor.

Liberal Utopia

The Interwebtubes

United States of America

The Dishonorable Lil' Debbie Whassername-Dummkopf

Office of the Chairlifeform

Democrat National-Socialist Commune

Washington, District of Crooks

Re: How Yes You Can Win the Next Election!

Dear Comrade Whassername-Dummkopf:

It appears your collective has hit a teeny tiny snag in its forward progress towards ushering in that extremely hellacious future you and your accomplices have planned for all of us. In the spirit of Teh Working-Together Mandate™ which you have interpreted to be the main result of our recent federal elections, please let me offer you, from the prospective of the epically winning side, what I intend to be some very good advice.

Yes we can all agree not even the American voter's alleged stupidity was anything you could count on and cynically exploit to make other than the most feeble-minded fall for your invented Republican "War" on Women (© 2014 Desperats) and similarly tangled weavings of the pathological false witness you incessantly bear against your political neighbor. Besides, how does that help promote our working-togetherness?

No, stopping such nonsense is the first change the American voter resoundingly said you need now.

Does this mean, however, you should do instead what many have suggested; i.e., try winning back the constituencies your abhorrently fascist antics have all but permanently and completely alienated? Nah. They would no more believe your greasy pandering than your slimy smears. After all, for generations you've been scurrilously defaming them as much as that elephant into whose arms you keep driving them.

As chairlifeform of our nation's only historically segregationist party, it is your responsibility to ensure its members never lose sight of that clearest and longest-held mission of the DNSC: Segregate and eventually enslave all Americans you hate. During the last two centuries, it was the Republican Party that kept you from completing the private-master leg of your collective's mission. Today, you're fifty years into its current, 200-year public-master leg. Don't allow Republicans to undermine that part of it too!

Men, whites, free markets and free thinkers. They're all your mortal enemies. Continue treating them as such. Of course, no one has to remind you about the importance of always trying your best to malign and marginalize them every chance you get. Working together with those who most represent them in the new Congress must, therefore, never entail more than reaching an agreement over how big the chains shackling them should be. Like the more docile, government-dependent slaves whose minds, bodies, souls and votes your plunderbund already wholly owns, their entire purpose in life, as far as you're concerned, is to serve its interests and its alone.

By now, even you probably gather I'm not recommending that you change what you've been doing all along. Only that you do much, much, much, much more of it. You might not think feel now, so soon after the earth-shattering defeat your collective duly suffered, that this is the correct course of action. But trust me, it is. You do realize your mammoth losses would've been far, far worse had you tried pandering to these enemies of yours instead of smearing them, don't you? Just compare it to your 2009 porkulus stimulus spending's unmitigated, across-the-board failure. Remember the excuses reasons you gave for it? That's right: it needed to include much, much, much, much more spending. Not only that, without the spending it did include, our country would've suffered the Greatest. Depression. Ever. rather than a mere Great Recession! So yes you can imagine the size of this snag you've hit had you lessened your smears, say, by half and allowed Republicans to end up winning twice as many federal and state elections. Hint: it wouldn't be teeny tiny.

In sum, all I am asking is give hate another chance — a better one than your collective gave it last November. Believe me, you'll marvel at how well it works.

Hope you find this electoral advice helpful.

Sincerely,



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No Money for Amnesty

 

Shouldn't cost Øbola anything to do nothing about lawbreaking anyway.


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ackbones, Republicans. Grow some.

If Presidespot Øbola "thinks" feels yes he can "change the law" all by himself like a tyrant, does that mean yes he can also force all of us and our representatives to fork over to him the money he needs to carry out his tyranny?

What good is Congress's power of the purse if it doesn't use it to stop this entirely lawless action of a two-bit tinhorn dictator who not only won't enforce our laws but makes his own up as he goes along? If it won't then, why not just let him highhandedly single-handedly propose and ratify a constitutional amendment repealing the rest of Article I, too, and be done with it? Might as well throw in Article III while we're at it. Think how much simpler our lives would be with only one person acting as judicial, legislative, and executive branch in this country! Then, we won't have to anymore — about anything. Yes we can merely do whatever he says or else.

Call it putting the American people on a path to subjectship. Or slavery, for short.



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'That whine, too, is a fraud'

 

Øbola-weary nation.


Compared to what Lincoln faced in 1861, or Roosevelt in late 1941, or Truman in 1950, or, yes, Bush in 2001, Obama's challenges are relatively modest. Government is not working because Obama subverted entire cabinet agencies and federal bureaucracies — from Homeland Security to NASA to Justice — to make them tools of larger efforts to advance the Obama multicultural therapeutic message rather than to honor and keep faith with their traditional agendas.

When the president uses emphatics like "really" or "actually" or "make no mistake about it," "let me be clear," "in point of fact" or "this is unacceptable," we know that what follows will be untrue and others will be blamed for the president's own self-induced blunders.

– Victor Davis Hanson

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even hundred and eighty-eight more days....


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Insanely Wrong

 

The Party of Wishful "Thinking" and the HuffPost accommodating its members' libelous ramblings.


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nd the Nobel Wrongest.Prediction.Ever. Prize goes to...

Rep. Alan Grayson

U.S. Congressman for Florida's 9th District

Tomorrow's News Today: The GOP on 'How We Lost the House'

Posted: 03/19/2014 1:24 pm EDT | Updated: 05/19/2014 5:59 am EDT

This is a leaked copy of a secret memo (from the future) written by the Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus, dated Nov. 10, 2014:

Dear Fellow Republicans:

I hate to say that I told you so, but I told you so.

I warned you almost two years ago that the Republican Party had to extend its appeal to Hispanics. Instead, we kicked up a s**tstorm over stalling on immigration reform, and we lost the House because of it. And now, we've got a big, fat load of nothing.

Wrong.

U.S. Senate and House and an overwhemling majority of state governorships and legislatures now in Republican hands. The last time DemØcriminals held less House seats, your grandfather was a kid; and the Civil War was breaking out when they controlled fewer state legislatures.

Perhaps I'm the only who noticed that:

(a) The Hispanic vote is the fastest-growing part of the electorate, increasing its percentage of the total vote by one percent every year;
(b) The Hispanic vote is concentrated in states like Texas and Florida that we must hold in order to be considered a national party; and
(c) In the 2012 Presidential election cycle, we lost the Hispanic vote by a ridiculous 68 percent to 30 percent.

So we already were skating on thin ice, going into the 2014 midterm elections. And what did we do? We started jumping up and down on that thin ice, we crashed through it, and we drowned.

Wrong.

It appears your bloated corpses are the ones washing up en masse on that frozen beach.

It should have told us something when Senators like Rubio, McCain and Flake, Republicans representing states with lots of Hispanic voters, said that we needed immigration reform. The Tea Party kept yelling that we would lose big if the undocumented won a path to votership. Yet the Republican Senators who supposedly had the most to lose from this, those very ones, spoke out for immigration reform.

Wrong.

Even more than they are.

Pandering to this or that group or class to get their votes is for losers. Governing for the benefit of and in the interests of all Americans is what winners do.

And it should have been obvious what we had to do, when a substantial number of Republican Senators came out in favor of a sane and rational immigration bill. The Tea Party was hoping that the immigration bill would meet the same fate as the April 2013 gun control bill — death by filibuster. They were wrong. Sen. McConnell couldn't hold the Republican Senators together in a filibuster, because even at that early point, the polling showed that there were a lot more single-issue pro-immigration voters than there are single-issue pro-gun-control voters. And that was before all the fun started, in 2014, in the House of Representatives.

Boehner told us, "Don't worry, I've got this." And then he went into the usual Orange Man routine: lots of bills, lots of hearings, lots of meetings with "stakeholders," lots of letters back and forth between House Committee Chairs and Obama Administration officials, lots of amendments, mark-ups in three different committees, etc., etc.

All while the Hispanic vote was coming to a slow boil.

And then the party-line House Floor vote, and Boehner's refusal to put any Senate bill up for a vote, and Boehner's refusal to appoint House-Senate conferees. At which point, the Hispanic vote boiled over.

Wrong.

Your share dropped this election. It was the same as the 2010 midterms'. The only boiling over going on around here is what appears to be an Ebola-like fever melting away the last few viable micrograms of grey matter clinging for dear life to the insides of your otherwise empty skull.

For once, the White House communications staff got it right. Instead of the president assailing "Congress," the president assailed the Republicans. And he hit us where it hurt, calling out Republicans as heartless and soulless. The "Mean Party." I particularly well-recall when our supposedly "Muslim" president quoted Matthew 25:40 from the King James Bible: "Truly I say to unto you, inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these, my brethren, ye have done it unto me." Plenty of Hispanics came right out and called us racists.

Wrong.

Perpetually aggrieved self-haters like you can only "think" of calling whoever opposes their insane words and deeds that. Not winning the argument? Then accuse the other person of being a racist, sexist, homophobe, bigot, heartless, mean, etc., etc., etc.! How original.

Besides, Demøcrasshole, "Hispanics" aren't a race. Unless you "think" feel "Americans" are too.

Actually, the American people have a rich and vital heritage that, unlike you and your divide-and-conquer party, Republicans love truly and completely and are working hard to universally and faithfully promote, preserve, protect, and defend.

And then, as the clock ticked down, the protests — Oh God, the protests. Undocumented workers saying that they had worked for weeks and never been paid. That they had worked 70 hours each week in the hot sun, and hadn't been paid enough to feed their hungry babies. Teenagers pleading for the chance to remain in the only country that they could remember, and not be exported like farm animals to a place that they had never known. Women testifying that they had been raped, but were afraid to go to the police, because they feared deportation and permanent separation from their own families.

And then the Tea Party lunatics started showing up at the protests with guns, and threatening "citizen arrests."

And then crazy Sheriff Arpaio started making real arrests.

Every night, on the news. For weeks. Then months. While the House Republicans engaged in vigorous onanism.

Wrong.

Your so-called president and party's mindless refusal to enact or enforce any laws that would prevent all these Dire Consequences™ from ever happening is the real culprit. Not that self-gratification you're projecting onto Republicans.

Lawless, open borders invite nothing but false hopes and massive exploitation ultimately for the tens of millions of people whose greatest dreams your nationally suicidal "executive actions" and "reforms" can only crush. Just wave after unsustainable wave of them left withering underneath those cruel rays of your monotonously stellar promises.

Speaking of projection, why don't you break precedent and be honest with the American people for a change? Tell them that "path to [Demøcriminal] votership" is the sole thing you soulless bastards are after with your supercharged magnets.

We thought that we had a lock on the House of Representatives. We had that huge 10-to-1 post-Citizens United advantage in sewer money. We had the ridiculously gerrymandered congressional boundaries that in 2012 had delivered lopsided Republican House delegation majorities of:

13 to five in Pennsylvania;
12 to four in Ohio;
8 to three in Virginia;
9 to five in Michigan; and
17 to 10 in Florida,

— all states that President Obama had won in the same year. (How else could we lose the national House vote by 1.6 million, and still end up on top by 35 seats? Hah!)

Well, we learned that we didn't have a lock on the House. And we lost it in a way that nobody expected, except that one guy in Central Florida. (For sure, the Three Stooges, Rothenberg, Cook and Sabato, never saw it coming.) We got the Hispanics so incensed that they voted 90-to-10 against us, just like the African Americans do, every time.

Wrong.

Your total obsession with race continues to be your undoing. Have you bothered to ask what really incenses them — besides, of course, your taking them entirely for granted? After you Demøcriminals took over the House and Senate in 2007, did you do anything about poverty, underemployment, wage gaps, welfare dependence, or prime working-age participation — besides, of course, making them all worse? Did you show you care far more about creating a government that's helpful and accountable to all of us than a party that just counts on helping itself to this or that group's votes?

After the 2012 election, there were 19 House Republican seats in districts that were 25 percent Hispanic or more. We managed to lose them all. Every single one of them.

Ileana Ros-Lehtinen — gone, after 25 years.

Ken Calvert, Buck McKeon and Ed Royce — all gone, after 22 years. (McKeon must have seen it coming; he retired.)

Hispanics were so riled up against Republicans that even tokenism didn't work for us. Diaz-Balart and Nunes (Portuguese, actually) were swept out, along with Pearce and Farenthold.

At the last minute, there was a Republican push in Texas to remove party identification from the ballot, but that went nowhere. So Farenthold, Neugebauer, Conaway, Poe and Culbertson all kicked the bucket.

Wrong.

All who sought reelection are alive and kicking, Dumbøcrass. And you spelled Culberson's name wrong to boot.

And it turned out that our great Republican "victory" in taking redistricting away from the Democratic-controlled California Legislature (while keeping control in all the states where we're on top) didn't help us at all. In California, we lost Valadao, Miller, Nunes, Denham, Calvert, McKeon, McCarthy, Cook, Royce and Hunter. We went from 34 Democrats and 19 Republicans in California to 44 Democrats and 9 Republicans. Could the Democrats in the California Legislature possibly have done any worse to us? (Answer: "No.")

Wrong.

All those running bested you. Plus Buck McKeon along with John Campbell were succeeded by Republicans.

You should've mentioned that Gary Miller announced his retirement months before HuffPost let you puke your unsightly, slanderous drivel up on it. But since his successor is the only one in California you can vigorously self-gratify to before going blind, that means you went from 38 (not 34) to 39 (not 44) Demøcriminals there. Whoopee.

Part of the problem was that a lot of our people just didn't know how to run in a competitive race. Take Randy Neugebauer — please. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to shout out "Baby Killer!" at another Member of the House in the midst of a debate on health care — when 40 percent of all Hispanics in America have no health coverage whatsoever. In 2012, Neugebauer won by 70 points. In 2014, he lost by eight. (Luckily for Rep. Joe Wilson, someone else given to vigorous expostulation at inopportune moments, Wilson's district is less than five percent Hispanic.)

Wrong.

He won by over 54 points. You were off by 62. (Luckily for America, Rep. Wilson won by over 25 points.)

Losing those 19 seats just killed Republicans in the House. (We had only 17 to spare.) The Democrats actually gained seats in the Senate — including one in Texas, which is now just under 40 percent Hispanic. Farewell, GOP filibusters in the Senate!

Wrong.

Unless by "gain" you mean bidding farewell to eight nine of those seats.

But we still have the Supreme Court, right? Well, maybe not, since Justice Scalia, now 78 years old, went into the hospital last month, and he hasn't come out yet.

Wrong.

But if it helps you engage in a lot of that vigorous onanism, don't mind us. We're not your optometrist.

Oh, well. At least you and your international Demøcrimesyndicate have stopped fantasizing about assassinating President Bush.

In the last few days, I've spoken to a lot of lobbyists (or as I like to call them, "the owners") — at least the ones who still take my calls. They weren't happy even before the election. Nothing was moving through Congress, which means that nothing was moving for them. But now, with the Democrats holding the White House, the House, and a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate, I've got nothing to offer them.

The Chamber of Commerce doesn't care about abortion. It doesn't care about the Second Amendment, or about gay marriage, or about prayer in the schools. The Chamber of Commerce cares about tax breaks and drilling rights and deregulation and no-bid contracts and bailouts. And now, we here in the GOP have no way to help them.

And the electorate? They now see us Republicans exactly as so many of us really are: as callous, bigoted tools.

Wrong.

You're also forgetting to slander the millions upon millions of regular Americans who voted for these "callous, bigoted tools" as well. Then again, you might somehow actually "think" feel mindlessly belittling others isn't the most surefire way of persuading them to cast their ballots for you and your ilk next time, instead.

Nah, that's giving you too much credit. Must be HuffPost simply forgot to provide you enough space to accommodate your entire scurrilous screed.

Gentlemen, we have taken the biggest special-interest money machine in the history of the world, and we have destroyed it. By defeating some immigration bill that millionaires and billionaires and multinational corporations actually would have benefited from.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Wrong.

It's you and your extremely overpaid multimillionaire minions who still "think" feel yes you can benefit from, in their own words, "the stupidity of the American voter."

No, don't bother lying that you never heard of your party's Gruber Rule™.

Speaker-Elect Nancy Pelosi already has told us what she, personally, will introduce H.R. 1: The Immigration Reform Act of 2015. With an 18-month path to citizenship that leaves several months to register all of those undocumented Democrats before the 2016 election. Consolidating the permanent Democratic majority.

Goodbye, Texas. Goodbye, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, Colorado and Florida. In every national election from Day One, the Democrats now start with 30 percent of the national vote from African-Americans and Hispanics, and then they see how far they can run up the score. In other words, the Grand Old Party is now the Grand Dead Party.

Stick a fork in us. We're done.

Wrong.

We've only just begun.

But it was nice of you to finally admit in your parting shot there the real reason you "care" about the unlawfully-present aliens your unctuous pandering and unkeepable promises help bring here.

In case you couldn't tell, this is fiction, at least today. But by November 2014, it might be fact. We shall see. – Rep. Alan Grayson

Wrong.

You and you so-called president and party still don't see.



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Peter Pan's Indians Scalped by Socialist Injustice Warriors

 

Offensive.


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merican Indians, by and large, don't give a flying ugg about this target du jure of the perpetually-offended progressofascist groupthinkers. But the latter's doublethinking term "Native American" they do find unacceptable. Everybody else born on American soil isn't a native?

NBC's Peter Pan changes offensive lyrics of song 'Ugg-a-Wugg' that stereotypes Native Americans

Another example of thin-skinned (Is that racist?) self-haters projecting their undying sense of utter worthlessness onto a proud people who neither welcome nor require their unhelpful "protection."



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Lawless Obama Wants Even More Unvaccinated Immigrant Kids Spreading Deadly Respiratory Diseases in Your Children's Schools

 

Child-killer in Chief


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xecutive amnesty not only is unlawful and unconstitutional — "Congress [not any fascist tyrant dictatør goosestepping around the White House golf course] shall have power to establish an uniform rule of naturalization" — it is literally a death sentence for your children.

“Department of Homeland Security confirmed that communicable diseases were being spread throughout detention centers set up to house incoming illegal immigrant children.”

This ØbamWar on your daughters and sons has already brutally claimed the lives of two of our precious children. Evidently, fascist Øbola won't be satisfied with anything short of a nationwide biological massacre.

His Pediacideness intends to comprehensively release killer contagions in every American child's classroom. Congress has both the power and the duty to stop him before yes he can.

Before Øbioweapon willfully and wantonly murders any more of our innocent children.



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'Eboleeeeeeeeee'!

 

Soon all 57 58 61 of our states will be needing Øbamemyself&i's corpse-men.


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es we can now let anybody from Ebola-infested African countries cross Øblameothers' open borders without any real restrictions.

"Screenings"*? Yeah, sure. Whatever.

"Chances of an attack outbreak are extremely low"? Whoever "thinks" feels that is even more weak-minded than these Imperial Stormtroopers:

"These aren't the Ebola-infected passengers you're looking for"

* Real example of Øliar's airport "screening"—

Screener:  Do you have Eboleee™?

Passenger:  Uh, no, I don't think so.

Screener:  Okay, go ahead.



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Democrat War on Our Children

 

We've suffered at least two KIA so far....


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ow many of our dead children's new classmates this year are the Deathocrats' own open border-crossing Unaccompanied Kids™?

Yet the deaths do raise an alarm because this year has been worse than some other years, since enterovirus D68 has been sending more children than usual to the hospital with severe respiratory illnesses. It seems to be most affecting children with a history of asthma or breathing problems.

Worse than some other years? Why? What's happening this year that wasn't happening before?

Hundreds of Unaccompanied Children Are Being Held in a Makeshift Border Patrol Facility

June 10, 2014

Immigrant advocates and public officials are raising concerns about the conditions at a makeshift Border Patrol facility in Arizona that is temporarily housing hundreds of unaccompanied children, part of an unprecedented surge of cross-border migration that President Obama has called an "urgent humanitarian situation."

Oh, that.

Demokillerats clearly feel it's more important to expand their precious illegal-Dimmigrant voting base as quickly as possible before the midterm elections than do something to protect our much more precious children before they start a new school year. Why else are Democidalrats obstructing Republican legislation that would better secure our borders? Why else is their führer Baracrook Ølawless fascistly preparing to grant every adult new Demmigrant voter in these unlawfully-present kids' families an unprecedented "executive" amnesty? They have made him our Murderer-in-Chief™.

Not surprisingly, Demochildkillers refuse to allow any effective restrictions on persons crossing our border from Ebola-ravaged countries. Apparently they aren't satisfied with just mass-murdering our children. They have to exterminate us adults now, too.

Once we kick Terminatorats out of Congress next month, yes we can remove the death sentences they've imposed on all of us.



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Yeah, Government Censorship of Christianity Is Constitutional

 

...or Ja, staatliche Zensur des Christentums ist Verfassungs, if you prefer that in the original German.


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reat. Now yes we can give orders to remove all muslim books, books by muslim authors, and books by muslim publishers from "our state-authorized lending shelves." Right, Superintendent Kathleen Hermsmeyer Schulinspektor Heinrike Himmlermeyer?

Let's see what other "sectarian materials" yes we can "not allow" on them.

Given there's far more empirical evidence supporting the accounts of actual man-caused doom and suffering found in Christianity's most sacred texts than supporting those of such found in Climate Disruptionity's most recent revised reports, yes we can say all books, authors, and publishers deemed to be professing the latter faith are even more clearly religious in nature and, thus, may never be allowed to come in contact with anything authorized by the Almighty State (Peeps Be Under It)™.

Sounds like a great slope. Looks to be very slippery, too.

No doubt the folks at Springs Charter Schools of Temecula, California are extremely proud of it as well.



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