"No, we can't shut down the government our swamp!" –DemocrAss-Kisser of the House Pauline Ryan-o
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he very first things on the list of government stuff to shut down should be the so-called careers of those worthless elected-for-life backstabbers infesting that fetid cesspool commonly known as Crapitol Hill. Do it whether or not they pass this joke of a spending (like there's no tomorrow) bill:
Additionally, there are no cuts in funding to sanctuary cities, something a federal judge said last week would be required for the Justice Department to follow through on its threats. And there is also no money for a deportation force.
What a surprise. Wouldn't want to offend any undocumented Democrook voters, now, would we? Or Planned Parenthood Infanticide, or environmental midgets, or the exorbitantly subsidized, or any of that parasitic party's other unctuous minions Demokowtower Ryano is gleefully wading up to his beady eyeballs in the most putrid bog slop to kinkily, orgasmically and thus disgustingly please. If only he she and they would do the public an unprecedented favor and get a room already, all mankind would be ever so grateful.
No wonder these enemies of the people included stealing huger chunks of our money for their feculent fortress and, of course, their palace police.
They make Benedict Arnold look like George Washington. Literally.
ollowing in the footsteps of Barack Hussein Obama, Junior, the junior one-term member of Congress has effectually vacated his seat and deprived the people of his state their equal suffrage in the United States Senate. But that's all right. He left RINO Establishmentardian John Cornyn back in D.C. to take good care of them while he's out campaigning for a more personally rewarding office.
At least Robert Dole, unlike Lawyer Barack Hussein Obama, Junior and Lawyer Rafael Edward Cruz, did the honorable thing. He resigned so he would have "nowhere to go but the White House or home." He wouldn't be able to fall back into his old position after neglecting the duties of it if he lost.
But that's a long time ago. Today, one-term junior Congress members such as Lawyer Hussein and Lawyer Rafael are far more skillful at being both a fully-serving representative and a full-time presidential campaigner than some thrice-decorated Combat Veteran, five-term Senior Senator and twice-chosen Senate Majority Leader could way back then.
In any case, Lawyer Cruz won't be able to say this time what he said about his failure to properly disclose all his financial connections and loans. His abandoning his Senate seat is not "inadvertent." But that's one vacancy our nation really can't afford.
Without him there to stand athwart recent Senate history, "yelling Stop, at a time when no other is inclined to do so, or to have much patience with those who so urge it," ØbameinFührer is going to spend these waning months of his fascistration finishing "fundamentally transforming the United States of America" so that when the next president is sworn in, everybody will be asking, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"
Most especially now, we need Lawyer Cruz's feet planted firmly on the Senate floor, not running around trying to convince people they should be the next pair allowed to leave scuff marks on the Resolute desk.
STARSHIP CAPTAIN CHRISTOPHER PIKE: Back in my cage, it seemed for a couple of minutes that our keeper couldn't read my thoughts. Do emotions like hate — keeping hate in your mind — does that block off our mind from them? SHIPWRECK SURVIVOR VINA: Yes. They can't read through primitive emotions, but you can't keep it up for long enough. I've tried. They keep at you and at you year after year, tricking and punishing, and they won. They own me. I know you must hate me for that. PIKE: Oh, no. I don't hate you. I can guess what it was like.
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aptain Pike did keep up his searing hate long enough to catch their keeper off guard and grab him, choking him and threatening to break his neck unless he stopped trying to trick them. When Pike pointed a hand laser at their keeper's big head and told him he'd fire, old balloon brain allowed them to leave their cage and return to the planet's surface. There, Pike still had to threaten mass suicide before the Yuugeheadsians declared them much more trouble than they're worth and that they were free to go.
Had another character from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away been on hand, he might have warned those keepers, "The hate is strong with this one."
In the end, however, Pike returned willingly. Years later, after a terrible accident left him a physical vegetable, Pike knew his only chance for any kind of meaningful existence was with his former captors. This time, however, there would be neither pain nor torment. He would live out his life, fully restored, in a pleasant but carefully guided illusion of total freedom.
Only time may tell how much of this corresponds to Glenn and others' visceral, if not deranged hatred of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.
"But in the process [of reporting poll data and analysis] you are shaping opinion. Predictions can be self-confirming, because wishy-washy voters might go with the candidate who is perceived to be more successful." –New York Slimes
This is too amusing. The managing partner of this upstart firm is Scott Riding, fresh off the campaign team of Jeb Bush. How much you want to bet Romney is their sole investor? I can't find that they've ever done another presidential poll.
The media are publishing this suspiciously bogus poll without disclosing the pollster's self-interests. No doubt to more readily influence "wishy-washy voters (who) might go with the candidate who is perceived to be more successful."
Straight out the always unobjective New York Slimes' political playbook.
Mitt Romney, the Republican nominee for President in 2012, will vote for Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) in Utah's primary election next week.
Outlining the decision Friday in a Facebook post, Romney cited his desire to vote for the best possible candidate to beat current GOP frontrunner Donald Trump, writing:
"This week, in the Utah nominating caucus, I will vote for Senator Ted Cruz.
"Today, there is a contest between Trumpism and Republicanism. Through the calculated statements of its leader, Trumpism has become associated with racism, misogyny, bigotry, xenophobia, vulgarity and, most recently, threats and violence. I am repulsed by each and every one of these.
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poken like a true liberofascist.
Associating Donald Trump with or blaming him for the George Soros-funded War on American Democracy is worse than trying to connect those working one Tuesday morning inside the former Twin Towers to the filthy terrorist hijackers who slammed airplanes into their buildings.
Were you not such a desperately manipulative, lying loser, you'd be infinitely more repulsed by what you see in the bathroom mirror every morning.
"The only path that remains to nominate a Republican [other than Ted Cruz too, of course –FIFY, LR] rather than Mr. Trump is to have an open convention. At this stage, the only way we can reach an open convention is for Senator Cruz to be successful in as many of the remaining nominating elections as possible.
Then dump his bullet-riddled corpse in the nearest ditch soon after the last polling places close. Or if that Plan A of yours isn't practicable, go into the convention's smoke-filled rooms with all the Cruz delegates yes you can bribe, extort, or threaten until they announce a "sudden change of heart" and support Jeb!, Little Marco, you, or another shoved-down-our-throats Establishmentardian loser.
With friends voters like Mittens, Ted, who needs liberofascists, right?
"I like Governor John Kasich. I have campaigned with him. He has a solid record as governor. I would have voted for him in Ohio. But a vote for Governor Kasich in future contests makes it extremely likely that Trumpism would prevail.
That is, before you implement either Plan A or B above.
"I will vote for Senator Cruz and I encourage others to do so as well, so that we can have an open convention and nominate a Republican."
Like you? If being a rabid backstabber who hates and willingly betrays voters who cast the "wrong" ballots is what makes an acceptable Republican these days, then "Republicanism" deserves to not only lose every contest but be flung unceremoniously out of our republic forever — preferably high over The Great Wall of Trump™ right after he gets that yuuuge thing built.
Romney previously campaigned alongside Ohio Governor John Kasich in the Buckeye state, which gave Kasich his first and only primary victory.
But not a majority of the primary's votes. Doesn't that mean a large majority of voters have outright rejected him and the #NeverKasich movement is winning?
In addition, Romney produced robocalls for Senator Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), prior to his campaign's suspension on Tuesday.
Now his George Soros-approved I!Hate!Trump! PAC is going to use the same recording in the rest of the states. It only had to hire a voiceover artist to say "Cruz" very loudly every time Kasich's Lawyer Rubio's name is mentioned.
But at the core of Romney's decision to vote for Cruz is his disdain for Trump, who he pleaded with fellow Republicans to reject in a lengthy speech earlier this month.
Like the 2012 presidential election, he was extremely persuasive in that effort also. Right, President Mittens?
While Romney's speech against Trump did not trigger a revolt against him in the way he had hoped, he apparently hopes a last minute push for Cruz will deter Trump in Utah.
How do you say "kiss of death" in Spanish? That's so when The Donald's thousands upon thousands of Hispanic voters start saying it, we'll understand them even more.
If there's any decency left in you at all, Mittens, you'll choose to quietly slink away forthwith, never to darken any of our screens again.
"The media has created the perception that the voters will decide the nomination, and that's the conflict here," Curly Haugland, an unbound GOP[e] delegate from North Dakota, told CNBC's "Squawk Box" on Wednesday. He even questioned why primaries are held.
Republican convention rules member Haugland: "Political parties choose their nominee, not the general public, contrary to popular belief."
CNBC: "Then why bother holding the primaries?"
Haugland: "That's a very good question."
To just think, all this time we keep wasting standing in line at polling places and casting ballots could be spent doing more productive things. Like honing our marksmanship at the firing range. Or stocking up on the rope we'll be needing for properly adorning our nation's trees and lampposts.
The real problem, of course, is the fascistream media letting us inferior mortals believe we have an actual say in our so-called election process. For example, Comrade Bernie's voters are asking themselves, "Yes we can outnumber Her Nib's voters at the polls, but what difference, at this point, does it make with who gets the most delegates?" The media Democrook Party's propaganda arm should be telling them it's the white-privileged patriarchal women-warring-oning top-one-percenting racist bigot homophobe Republican Party that's created a climate of discrimination against them because…reasons. Having Demofascist superdelegates wear capes and fly around vowing to fight such villainous injustice would help too.
It and its best buds forever in the GOP Establishment have already teamed up to tell the Republican front-runner's voters they're nothing but a bunch of backwards bumpkins whose voices don't matter anyway. Who should care what they believe, right? Curly Haugland and his convention-broker accomplices sure don't. He's just being more open about it.
To Establishmentardians like him, how many ballots we cast for THitlerump™ over the next twelve weeks is inconsequential.
Better for us to let them continue believing that. It's clear they're dying to find out firsthand what a true conflict is.
Sen. Ted Cruz's presidential campaign is getting some help from the Bush family.
Neil Bush, the brother of former Florida governor Jeb Bush, who dropped out of the presidential race last month, has joined Cruz's finance team.
My Neil Bu$h,
You're every breath that I take
You're every step I make
Neil Bush's decision to join Cruz's team makes him the first Bush to join a presidential campaign after Jeb Bush's departure from the race.
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I want to share
All my Bu$h with you
No one el$e will do
"We are seeing incredible momentum around our campaign," Cruz said in a statement. "I am thrilled to welcome these new members to our outstanding team. This race is winnowing down between two candidates, and this is further testament that conservatives are continuing to unite behind this campaign."
In the room the losers come and go Talking of Marco Rubio.
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didn't think I would ever be able to vote for Adolf Hitler. After all, he's been deceased (or hiding out in Argentina) for over seventy years. It'd be another matter had he been listed on the Demofascist primary ballot. Dead candidates, like dead voters, always are somehow counted by that party. No, the vote I cast for this natural born citizen (of Austria) was tallied in a Republican Party primary.
Apparently he's running under an alias. At least that's what some of the more desperate Establishment hoohas are telling me. I can understand that, given his record of unfathomable genocide and interminable warring against all non-Axis nations. It still doesn't explain, however, why a 127-year-old would dye his hair and figure that's the only change he needs to make to convince millions upon millions of Americans — yours truly, included — that we aren't, you know, voting for Adolf Hitler.
Now, most Demofascists would say I've already voted for him — twice. Once in 2000, and again in 2004. Back then it was easier for them to say that, because all they had to do was add itler to his last name. Something only a Demofascist, or semibright four-year-old, could think of doing. What's different is, this presidential election, they're being joined in their surly childishness by the losers who claim to be on our side.
Who would be surprised if they try next month to rig their convention rules so yes they can get their fellow losers considered for nomination too? Certainly not any of us "uncivil" and "unhelpful" "Hobbits" and "Visigoths" whom they want to "crush everywhere."
Retaining their Establishment Privilege™ is, to them, far more important than restoring our country's greatness. So who, again, is behaving more like Hitler?
They'll keep dreaming up such ridiculous stuff. That is, till voters' voices wake them, and they drown.
hich is it, Your Establishmentness? You told us, "Don't wait for a perfect candidate." Now that we aren't waiting, you tell us, "Whoa! Slow down." Instead of all your extremely confusing messages, why don't you just come right out and tell us what you really want us to do?: Open up wide as you cram down our throats another "moderate" Liberal-Lite Loser™, then bend way over and let you and him and the rest of your syphilitic gang-raping Establishment Whores(birm) take turns screwing us like you've been doing these past eight or nine years. Oh, and smile and pretend we enjoy it, also.
Come on, be honest with us for a change. You know you're dying to tell this to our faces. After all, you'd rather "crush" us than take on and beat any of your Blue benighted buddies hell-bent on crushing America. That much is obvious.
Jebston Bushell The III® isn't going to lead us off Obamagan's Island. It's going to take something like this to swoop in and pick us up—
Set us aboard something like this—
That will sail America's political castaways safely back to civilization.
There's no more time to waste on your schizophrenia. Stay behind if you wish. We're moving full speed ahead towards a freer and braver land.
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Nothing but "condos"-related searches.
Skipping the e-pers.com/e-person.name and whoismind.com results, the last site's Whois info:
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It "provides professional and ethical [sic] public affairs services to clients facing government challenges on the state and federal levels...." Its partners are Brian Perry, who "served as spokesperson for Governor Haley Barbour's 2007 reelection" and "is a former political director of the Mississippi Republican Party," and Brian Wilson, who "served five years as senior legislative assistant to Senator Trent Lott" and "served as a delegate to the Republican National Convention and worked in local Republican leadership positions." At the former's BrianPerry.ms site, he says "his column, Reasonably Right, appears weekly in the Madison County Journal and other newspapers in Mississippi."
Conclusion: "Mississippi Conservatives" are only two guys, both GOP-Establishment big shots. They're not part of some shady front group set up by the Demøcrook Party Politburo. But if these two did distribute that race-based flyer on or even just in behalf of their Establishment masters...
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