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With Conservatives Like These, Who Needs Liberofascists?

 

"No, we can't shut down the government our swamp!" –DemocrAss-Kisser of the House Pauline Ryan-o


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he very first things on the list of government stuff to shut down should be the so-called careers of those worthless elected-for-life backstabbers infesting that fetid cesspool commonly known as Crapitol Hill. Do it whether or not they pass this joke of a spending (like there's no tomorrow) bill:

Additionally, there are no cuts in funding to sanctuary cities, something a federal judge said last week would be required for the Justice Department to follow through on its threats. And there is also no money for a deportation force.

What a surprise. Wouldn't want to offend any undocumented Democrook voters, now, would we? Or Planned Parenthood Infanticide, or environmental midgets, or the exorbitantly subsidized, or any of that parasitic party's other unctuous minions Demokowtower Ryano is gleefully wading up to his beady eyeballs in the most putrid bog slop to kinkily, orgasmically and thus disgustingly please. If only he she and they would do the public an unprecedented favor and get a room already, all mankind would be ever so grateful.

No wonder these enemies of the people included stealing huger chunks of our money for their feculent fortress and, of course, their palace police.

They make Benedict Arnold look like George Washington. Literally.



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Trump POs All Those Who've PO'd Us

 

Karma self-identifies as a man now. Call him The Donald.


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ll you pro-hold-your-nosers from past presidential slaughters elections, all you pro-vote-your-ladypartsers from this one, and in between them all you other power-grubbing haters of everyday Americans who actually did and do build this country and made and will again make her great, you each had your chance to move America in the right direction but blew it. It's time we dump you all in favor of someone you hate just as much as us. It's time for a President Trump because yes only he can piss you off good and hard over the next eight years not just like you've been pissing us off these last eight election cycles but until you're nothing more than one huge sputtering mass of total impotence fundamentally transforming into an extremely bad yet ever-diminishing memory promptly afterwards.

In short, President Trump will rid us all of your always extremely destructive kind completely and forever.

America's true builders and makers call that A. Good. Thing.



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Glenn Beck's Trumporary Insanity

 

STARSHIP CAPTAIN CHRISTOPHER PIKE: Back in my cage, it seemed for a couple of minutes that our keeper couldn't read my thoughts. Do emotions like hate — keeping hate in your mind — does that block off our mind from them?
SHIPWRECK SURVIVOR VINA: Yes. They can't read through primitive emotions, but you can't keep it up for long enough. I've tried. They keep at you and at you year after year, tricking and punishing, and they won. They own me. I know you must hate me for that.
PIKE: Oh, no. I don't hate you. I can guess what it was like.


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aptain Pike did keep up his searing hate long enough to catch their keeper off guard and grab him, choking him and threatening to break his neck unless he stopped trying to trick them. When Pike pointed a hand laser at their keeper's big head and told him he'd fire, old balloon brain allowed them to leave their cage and return to the planet's surface. There, Pike still had to threaten mass suicide before the Yuugeheadsians declared them much more trouble than they're worth and that they were free to go.

Had another character from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away been on hand, he might have warned those keepers, "The hate is strong with this one."

In the end, however, Pike returned willingly. Years later, after a terrible accident left him a physical vegetable, Pike knew his only chance for any kind of meaningful existence was with his former captors. This time, however, there would be neither pain nor torment. He would live out his life, fully restored, in a pleasant but carefully guided illusion of total freedom.

Only time may tell how much of this corresponds to Glenn and others' visceral, if not deranged hatred of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.

In the meanwhile, here's what should be the updated lyrics to Glenn's new theme song

Him I'll mock and slam!
Him I'll vilify!
Him to Hell I'll damn!
'Cause We! Hate! Trump!
Him I'll rip and scorn!
Him I'll crucify!
Curse the day he was born!
'Cause We! Hate! Trump!

Only the Establishmentardians and Demofascists, of course, will be the real beneficiaries of such hatred.



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Manipulative Mittens Voting for Cruz

 

Knife in back at the Convention, no extra charge.

Mitt Romney, the Republican nominee for President in 2012, will vote for Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) in Utah's primary election next week.

Outlining the decision Friday in a Facebook post, Romney cited his desire to vote for the best possible candidate to beat current GOP frontrunner Donald Trump, writing:

"This week, in the Utah nominating caucus, I will vote for Senator Ted Cruz.

"Today, there is a contest between Trumpism and Republicanism. Through the calculated statements of its leader, Trumpism has become associated with racism, misogyny, bigotry, xenophobia, vulgarity and, most recently, threats and violence. I am repulsed by each and every one of these.

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poken like a true liberofascist.

Associating Donald Trump with or blaming him for the George Soros-funded War on American Democracy is worse than trying to connect those working one Tuesday morning inside the former Twin Towers to the filthy terrorist hijackers who slammed airplanes into their buildings.

Were you not such a desperately manipulative, lying loser, you'd be infinitely more repulsed by what you see in the bathroom mirror every morning.

"The only path that remains to nominate a Republican [other than Ted Cruz too, of course –FIFY, LR] rather than Mr. Trump is to have an open convention. At this stage, the only way we can reach an open convention is for Senator Cruz to be successful in as many of the remaining nominating elections as possible.

Then dump his bullet-riddled corpse in the nearest ditch soon after the last polling places close. Or if that Plan A of yours isn't practicable, go into the convention's smoke-filled rooms with all the Cruz delegates yes you can bribe, extort, or threaten until they announce a "sudden change of heart" and support Jeb!, Little Marco, you, or another shoved-down-our-throats Establishmentardian loser.

With friends voters like Mittens, Ted, who needs liberofascists, right?

"I like Governor John Kasich. I have campaigned with him. He has a solid record as governor. I would have voted for him in Ohio. But a vote for Governor Kasich in future contests makes it extremely likely that Trumpism would prevail.

That is, before you implement either Plan A or B above.

"I will vote for Senator Cruz and I encourage others to do so as well, so that we can have an open convention and nominate a Republican."

Like you? If being a rabid backstabber who hates and willingly betrays voters who cast the "wrong" ballots is what makes an acceptable Republican these days, then "Republicanism" deserves to not only lose every contest but be flung unceremoniously out of our republic forever — preferably high over The Great Wall of Trump™ right after he gets that yuuuge thing built.

Romney previously campaigned alongside Ohio Governor John Kasich in the Buckeye state, which gave Kasich his first and only primary victory.

But not a majority of the primary's votes. Doesn't that mean a large majority of voters have outright rejected him and the #NeverKasich movement is winning?

In addition, Romney produced robocalls for Senator Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), prior to his campaign's suspension on Tuesday.

Now his George Soros-approved I!Hate!Trump! PAC is going to use the same recording in the rest of the states. It only had to hire a voiceover artist to say "Cruz" very loudly every time Kasich's Lawyer Rubio's name is mentioned.

But at the core of Romney's decision to vote for Cruz is his disdain for Trump, who he pleaded with fellow Republicans to reject in a lengthy speech earlier this month.

Like the 2012 presidential election, he was extremely persuasive in that effort also. Right, President Mittens?

While Romney's speech against Trump did not trigger a revolt against him in the way he had hoped, he apparently hopes a last minute push for Cruz will deter Trump in Utah.

How do you say "kiss of death" in Spanish? That's so when The Donald's thousands upon thousands of Hispanic voters start saying it, we'll understand them even more.

If there's any decency left in you at all, Mittens, you'll choose to quietly slink away forthwith, never to darken any of our screens again.



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