Either "marriage equality" means you're allowed to marry anyone you want, or it means nothing.
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ou've finally found your soulmate. But some bigoted law is preventing you from getting married. That's unfair. It's discriminatory.
You're made to feel like a second-class citizen just because you love someone with whom you want to spend the rest of your life in a committed, legally-recognized relationship, but can't because a tyrannical majority says it's "unnatural" and "wrong." They've even passed a constitutional amendment in your state forbidding you from marrying the person you love! That's mean. It's unjust.
They deny you your dream of walking down the aisle and being joined in holy matrimony, because to them it would be a total nightmare if it ever came true. Don't they know we're living in the twenty-first century? There's no room in our society for such prejudice anymore. Not even against the ultimate in same-sex relationships: Sologamy.
Only solophobes oppose same-self marriage. "But," they tell you, "you do have the right to marry, as long as it's between you and somebody else." What good does that do you? That's elsist. It's exclusive.
“I take myself to be my lawfully-married me.”
Do we or don't we have the right to marry anyone we choose no matter who that person is? Why limit marriage to two or more persons of the opposite or same sex or even from a different or the same family or, for that matter, species? No matter the animate (or inanimate) object of your affection, you should have just as much right to marry the same. It's about equality! Now what can be more enlightened than that?
Who knows? One day our laws may evolve to where yes a woman can marry not only herself but her female Chihuahua and three deceased sisters — with their executrices' permission, of course — in the same same-self, same-sex, same-fauna, and postumously same-kin ceremony. That'll show all the bigoted, mean-spirited homophobes, incestophobes, beastiaphobes, necrophobes, and solophobes!
Jour72666 – Warzone Reporting. (5 credits) Students will learn to misremember their experiences travelling to, in, and from theatres of conflict in a way that allows them to inflate their own egos. Forms of non-apology after being caught blatantly lying about those experiences will be reviewed. The course will explain why treating soldiers like pawns can and does help advance one's career.
Jour70011th – Making Word Documents Look Like They Were Typed on Very Old Typewriters. (1 credit) This course will provide students with in-depth training in fabricating evidence against political figures they hate. When used to bring such figures down in order to prop those they love up, students will see what matters most is not the nature of the evidence, but the seriousness of the charge. Obsolete typewriters and the pitfalls of using Microsoft Word's default settings will be thoroughly examined.
Jour70000 – Introduction to Lying. (3 credits) Students spend up to 72 hours straight in a locked chamber viewing nothing but MSNBC and Brian Williams reports. In lieu of a bathroom, the chamber's floor will be lined with pages from the New York Times.
r doesn't like them. Those who aren't, or don't, become the "intolerable" exception to their "tolerance."
Convenient, that.
"Tolerance" means never having to say you're sorry for hating others. This leads to "diversity" — which, of course, excludes everybody your "tolerance" allows you to hate. The more people yes you can hate and exclude, the more "progressive" you'll be.
It's the ultimate in Us Versus Them™. You get to wholly condemn and dehumanize others for behaving even partially like you.
So in truth, liberal "tolerance" is all about extreme self-hatred and denial. Accordingly, their groupthink communes are the only places where such projection may be completely tolerated.
ere you blind, Øblew-it? Why did you miserably fail to step in and save our own ambassador and his three American colleagues when you literally saw them dying right before your eyes? Were their screams that you must have heard over your phone too un-"optimal" to interfere with your beddy-bye time? Was it more important for you to get a good night's sleep before your campaign fundraiser and TV appearance the next day rather than do your flukin' duty and act like a president?
At 3 AM, the phone rang and the surveillance videos were playing in real time, but where were you? Getting your "beauty""eye-candy" sleep?
Don't worry. After November 6, you'll be getting plenty more chances to blissfully enjoy such uninterrupted sleep. Except then it won't have any chance to cause even more needless American deaths, because you'll be out of a "job."
We'll have a new president who'll be putting out the flames you made happen — one who will not rest until he has actually rebuilt our country.
What Baracoward Øbamappeaser would drape over all our undefended diplomats' coffins as he's "finishing the job" of apologizing to every islamurderous tyrant and terrorist.
King Øbarcissus: "Washington, Jefferson, et al. They were all pikers compared to ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!......."
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ihaddy al-Qarter: "Yay! I'm only Second Worst now!"
ow about DWDWTBKAWD? Demøfrauds Who Don't Want To Be Known As... Well, Demøfrauds.
"But, but, but... we have one or two Republicans [sic] among our 1000000000000000+ members!!!111ONEONE!!11!ONE!1"
And I have one or two liberals — outside the 1000000000000000+ ones I'd like to never, in a 1000000000000000+ years millennia, see in any kind of position of power anywhere, ever (with the one possible exception of managing running promptly into the ground, even if it was smack-dab in the middle of the Sahara on the most well-traveled route therethrough, a lone lemonade stand) — whom I might consider, in some unprecedented moment of extreme delirium, not fully includable among them... yet.
So what's your point? Besides, of course, that one invariably capping each of your empty, mouth-breathing skulls?
Which gives me another idea: Teh Demmouthbreatherrats®. Now, that's a label!
Just don't go around designing a logo for it which winds up making the whole lot of you appear nothing more than a bumbling bunch of mindless thieves.
The United States's official motto? Is it "In God We Trust"? Nope. "Annuit Coeptis (He, [God,] has favored our undertakings)"? Not unless "He" is Øloser. "Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God"? Are you kidding!?
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o, we can't have any of that in the Era Error of Øfascism™.
His Røyal Teleprompterness has unlawfully declared to the world that "Our Diversity Is Our [Divide&conquerrats's] Strength" is the national motto now.
Sheikh ul-Hussein Øballah ("Power Be Upon ME!"), in effect, unilaterally repealed the longstanding law passed by our elected representatives which states "In God we trust" is the national motto.
But what else would you expect from this tyrant?
What's next on the Øfascist al-Chopping Block®?
I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
O! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand Between their loved home and the war's desolation! Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation. Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, And this be our motto: "In God is our trust." And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Obsessed lunatics are a danger to society and should be in jail.
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ribing hotel bellboys for information on Sarah Palin's movements and activities is creepy enough. Harassing her neighbors and hounding people on the street is downright criminal.
Why else wouldn't people talk to him? It's me — Michael Gross from Manhattan! Everyone in Alaska should want to hang with me! The fact that they don't, he believes, is indisputable evidence of a conspiracy....
Most psychotically insane is Gross' rumination on why the Palins would leave their home on, I quote, "the anniversary of Sarah's resignation"....
The fact that Michael Gross imagines the date Palin resigned is an "anniversary" anyone else in the world would notice proves only that he is a head case.
He discusses the Palins' absence on this momentous day (in his own mind) with his fellow obsessive, Joe McGinniss — the man who moved into the house next door to the Palins for more convenient stalking.
On and on the two nutcases speculate about why the Palins are gone.
Yes, a strong case can be made in any court in the land for its immediately issuing a permanent restraining order against both of these obsession-crazed stalkers.
I am asking you to please refrain from building and/or detonating any more nuclear bombs. I feel that if you continue to do so, that will make me look even weaker than I do now (and you didn't think that was possible, did you?) and will also bring down my poll numbers even further.
I do not like nuclear bombs and have vowed to rid the world of them. I feel, however, that your not only having nuclear bombs but building and testing more of them is going to make me unable to keep that vow as well as make me look even more foolish and naive than I already do (and you didn't think that was possible, did you?). I know I haven't been able to keep any of my other vows and promises, either, but that's beside the point. I want to be clear that if you build and test any more nuclear bombs, I absolutely will look more foolish and naive than I do now.
I see from my last national security estimate that you are about to build and test a whole lot more nuclear bombs. I again ask you to please refrain from doing so. I cannot afford to continue tanking in the polls.
Give a man a fishy kNOB-el POS prize and you feed his oversized egø for a day. Teach a man to hand out fishy kNOB-el POS prizes to egømaniacs with zerø tangible accomplishments and you've found your next kNOB-el Prize Committee member.
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iscrediting themselves even further — as if that were even possible after handing out ones to Gorebull Waaahlarming Al, the epic failure known as the International Atomic Energy Agency, the Father of North Korean Nukes Jihaddy "Crisis Over" al-Qarter, the 2001 United Nations Dictatorships Et Al., and terrorist-in-chief Yasser "It's Even Hotter Down Here Than I'd Thought It'd Be" Arafat — the members of the kNOB-el POS Prize Committee handed out their latest politicized plaudit to God Qarter, Jr.
That's one smarmy step for man, one giant leap for megalomania.
Anyway, the $1.4 million they handed out to Teh Seqønd Qøming øf al-Qarter™ is just enough to reimburse us taxpayers almost half the cost of his extremely expensive mutli-jetliner miserably failed personal overseas lobbying to get løse his hømetøwn the 2Ø16 Ølympics. That's better than him donating it to "charity" ØbamACØRN.
Where are the patriots warming up the tar and bagging up the feathers for the taxmen who cometh with bills that would make even good KG3 blush?
The sound you're hearing is the ghost of good KG3 laughing his royal ascot off.
Everything he wanted to do to the signers of our Declaration but couldn't — even with 50,000 of his Redcoats positioned throughout the thousands of miles of our entire East Coast — the so-called Democratic Party has done to all of them with only 316 of its Pinkcoats perched atop a single hill at one end of a single-mile stretch of Pennsylvania Avenue and one more occupying the lone mansion in a former mosquito-infested marsh at the other.
We've not only long ago buried their bodies but are now allowing such a despicable and narcissistic party to also bury the very essence of their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor.
Good KG3, it turns out that you were way too good to us.
When it comes to despots, tyrants, and other absolute rulers, no, you can't even hope to compete with fascist cult misleader B. al-Hussein Øbommunist or any of the rest of the dangerous National Socialists Nazis in his unchanging liberal totalitarian freakshow(birm).
lease excuse Kennedy's absence...she's being indoctrinated by with me.
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"(over)
"P.S. I am hereby granting her a field promotion to Røttenführer in the Øbamajunge, so if you question her about playing hooky there will be...consequences. In fact, basking in my presence is henceforth declared an unquestionable exception under all state truancy laws. It is more in the public interest that every student be devoted to studying and adoring me than be seated in some classroom reading lies about how 'great' this awful imperialistic racist country allegedly is. To that end, I order you to require each of your students to write every other country on earth a letter that fully apologizes for all the bad things we've done to them over the last 200+ years. (If you need any ideas for what they should include in their letters, just get copies of my latest overseas speeches.)
"P.P.S. If you fail to comply in any way with this note, I will be forced to bail out take over your school, fire its principal, and monitor and/or place you under arrest for engaging in possible rightwing extremist activities.
"Benedict Arlen" Specter finally makes his Demofascist Party membership official.
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e facto Democrook Senator Arlen Specter came the rest of the way out the political closet — i.e., the last billionth of a micron which was barely in there — and completely joined the ranks of Harry "Surrender" Reid, Dickweed "Our Troops-R-Nazis" Turban, Naggy Traitor Peloose-screwy, and Barackult-misleader Øfascist.
Now he can finally be a superdelegate for Hideously Rotten al-Qlinton at the 2012 Democommunist National-ssocialist Collusion$o®os.
How appropriate that such a consistent betrayer of America's fundamental principles and values — including those of limited government, individual above the state, abhorring one-party rule, and patriotically honoring one's sacred oath to support and defend our constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic Demoqrat — has totally sold his soul to a party whose leaders spend every waking moment thinking up new and sundry ways to betray as many of these same principles and values as much as they possibly can.
He was, is, and always will be in every respect one of them.
"The Fascist conception of life stresses the importance of the State and accepts the individual only in so far as his interests coincide with the State. It is opposed to classical liberalism [which] denied the State in the name of the individual; Fascism reasserts the rights of the State as expressing the real essence of the individual." –Mussolini
MSNBC, CNN, LAT, NYT, ABC, CBS, NBC, WaPo, NPR, et al. and the "pollsters" manipulative mind-controllers they hire have been nothing but one long 24/7 infomercial for Their Chøsen Øne™.
The cheapest thrill ever to run up The Liberal Media's collective leg was when Their Chøsen Øne™ came on TV and promisedlied that "I can no more disown (the pastor of my church Jeremiah 'God D*** America!' Wright) than I can disown the black community."
Why is the Los Angeles Times sitting on a videotape of the 2003 farewell bash in Chicago at which Barack Obama lavished praise on the guest of honor, Rashid Khalidi — former mouthpiece for master terrorist Yasser Arafat?
At the time Khalidi, a PLO adviser turned University of Chicago professor, was headed east to Columbia. There he would take over the University's Middle East-studies program (which he has since maintained as a bubbling cauldron of anti-Semitism) and assume the professorship endowed in honor of Edward Sayyid, another notorious terror apologist.
The party featured encomiums by many of Khalidi's allies, colleagues, and friends, including Barack Obama, then an Illinois state senator, and Bill Ayers, the terrorist turned education professor. It was sponsored by the Arab American Action Network (AAAN), which had been founded by Khalidi and his wife, Mona, formerly a top English translator for Arafat's press agency.
Is there just a teeny-weenie chance that this was an evening of Israel-bashing Obama would find very difficult to explain? Could it be that the Times, a pillar of the Obamedia, is covering for its guy?
Gateway Pundit reports that the Times has the videotape but is suppressing it.
Back in April, the Times published a gentle story about the fete. Reporter Peter Wallsten avoided, for example, any mention of the inconvenient fact that the revelers included Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn, Ayers's wife and fellow Weatherman terrorist. These self-professed revolutionary Leftists are friendly with both Obama and Khalidi — indeed, researcher Stanley Kurtz has noted that Ayers and Khalidi were "best friends." (And — small world! — it turns out that the Obamas are extremely close to the Khalidis, who have reportedly babysat the Obama children.)
Nor did the Times report the party was thrown by AAAN. Wallsten does tell us that the AAAN received grants from the Leftist Woods Fund when Obama was on its board — but, besides understating the amount (it was $75,000, not $40,000), the Times mentions neither that Ayers was also on the Woods board at the time nor that AAAN is rabidly anti-Israel. (Though the organization regards Israel as illegitimate and has sought to justify Palestinian terrorism, Wallsten describes the AAAN as "a social service group.")
Perhaps even more inconveniently, the Times also let slip that it had obtained a videotape of the party.
When the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate back in January of 2007, the Dow Jones Industrial Average was at an all-time high of 12,400 and gas prices hovered around $2.15 per gallon. The Republican-led Congress of the previous 4-years had left a strong economy in the hands of Socialist Democrats.
Fast-forward two years, under Democrat-controlled Congress. Just last week the Dow Jones hit a 5-year low of 10,485 and gas prices loomed near $4 dollars a gallon.
These harmful economic events all took place during a Democrat controlled Congress in Washington, led by Harry Reid and Nancy Pilosi [and the do-nothing (besides running to get even more personal power) Barack Hussein Obama].
This is an infomercial we've been forced to watch over and over the last two years every time we filled up our cars or applied for any loans.
No infomercial ever made could be more disturbing than this Phoniest Show on Earth which The Liberal Media and Their Chøsen Øne™ have painstakingly scripted and been continuously airing throughout the 35,000-plus half hours between February 10, 2007 and today.
In 1932, Herbert Hoover pushed through a tax increase in the heart of the depression on "rich" taxpayers, in the "Economic Recovery Act" of that year. At that time the median household income was $1,000 annually. Like Obama's economics plan, Hoover's tax increase applied to only the top brackets making more than $4,000 per year, or roughly 4x the median income. This would be equivalent today to an Obama's tax increase affecting only households making $200,000 and above, or 4x the national median.
What happened then is now something that all economists agree upon. The increase was a disaster that served to deepen the depression into a new phase of despair. The few companies that were making money laid off even more workers. Unemployment rose. Incomes fell. The economic disaster was deepened and prolonged.
Somebody should have told Obama before he aired an ill-fated infomercial/commercial that proposes throwing oil on fire. You do not raise aggregate taxes during a recession, and then call it a tax decrease for 95% of Americans. Obama's proposed tax decrease to lower income Americans does nobody any good when they are laid off from work.
Or we finally change that same old channel and select for us and our country a new and far better and more reasonable and hopeful one, with programs that make sense and work for every American and always show experienced and tested people doing exactly the jobs we hire and expect them to do, completing only the tasks we want and entrust them to complete, and believing at all times that, yes, We their Number One Bosses can and will most unfailingly demonstrate the best innate ability and personal resourcefulness and enough of a work ethic and self-respect and love of freedom for doing and completing all the other jobs and tasks everyplace else in our God's Blessed America — the Beautiful Land of the Freest and Home of the Bravest People Ever — of, by, and for ourselves.
We don't need a stinking Øbamericial to inform any of us true lovers of liberty at all about any portion of that.
nd when our tanking economy forced them to choose between their Promise #1 (large government spending increases) and their Promise #2 (middle class tax cuts), BiIsIs Qlinton via TV, on the first President's Day that included him, came into the living rooms of middle class Americans — "those of you who gave the most in the 1980's" — and told them,
I had hoped to invest in your future by creating jobs, expanding education, reforming health care and reducing the debt without asking more of you. And I've worked harder than I've ever worked in my life to meet that goal.
But I can't — because the deficit has increased so much beyond my earlier estimates and beyond even the worst official Government estimates from last year. We just have to face the fact that to make the changes our country needs, more Americans must contribute today so that all Americans can do better tomorrow.
And thus he threw Promise #2 forever under the bus.
Thanks to their irresponsibility and abuse of power and malfeasance, government spending already promises to increase $850,000,000,000.
Thanks to their selfish greed and vote buying and lobbyist payoffs, government spending merely to make the interest payments on our national debt promises to be $300,000,000,000 a year.
Topping all this higher debt and spending is another Demofibberat's campaign promise to give us a middle class tax cut. A promise that junior one-term-only Sen. Obiggest.Government.Ever. won't be able to keep no matter how much wealth he taxes steals from those willing to generate it so he can "spread it around" to those willing to be seductively bribed so by him for their votes.
We already fell for one "middle class tax cut" campaign promise made by a big-government liberal Demotax&spenderat liarbirm who, just weeks after being sworn in, chose to break that promise when faced with even a relatively small economic crisis.
Faced with this extremely worse crisis, are we really still so gullible as to foolishly buy that same loaf of moldy bread twice?
Family of four with two children, taking the standard deduction, and having $8,000 employer provided insurance (plus, if uninsured, additional McCain Plan benefits to help cover insurance)
All death threats are taken seriously. But what did our Secret Service find after investigating Jr. 1-term-only Sen. OdumbO's claim that someone threatened him at his opponent's rally?
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othing. No "kill him!" threats. No witness or recording nor even a confession confirming that anyone ever shouted, mumbled, or even sign languaged any such thing there.
Conclusion: Jr. 1-term-only Sen. Ofib-uh's claim is a false accusation.
Also: The alleged reporter who wrote concocted the "threat" story is so remarkably in the tank for Jr. 1-term-only Sen. OblameO that the Jacques Cousteau Institute has awarded the Scranton Crimes-Buffoon a research grant to adapt the Mariana Trench-rated underwater deep diving wetsuit worn 24/7 by its "reporters," for human use also.
Further: The Scranton Crimes-Buffoon has decided to take down all its "Obamessiah for President Supreme Being" yard signs planted in cement on its property, as well as its 50-foot "We Worship You, OblessedOne" banner wrapped across the front of its building.
Lastly: The Associated (with Odunce,uh) Press, pMSNBC, and other Oblowmanstream Media organizations campaign staff which picked up, salivated over, then widely publicized their Oboss's false accusation have promised to issue a correction... after the election... but only if they feel like it or when Jr. 1-term-only Sen. OdumbO starts telling the truth (i.e., never).
sing cocaine "when you can afford it" and still doing so up to "the time I was 20" can't be dismissed with more of the same "everybody does it, let's move on, top one percent, ..., for The Children®" worn-out DemObamarat mantras.
As less-than-one-term junior freshman do-nothing Senator Oblowma says in his own 1995 hagiography,
I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though.
For those not familiar with illegal-drug-user/drunkard lingo: pot is marijuana, booze liquor, blow cocaine, and smack heroin.
The dope elaborates:
Junkie. Pothead. That's where I'd been headed: the final, fatal role of the young would-be black man. Except the highs hadn't been about that, me trying to prove what a down brother I was. Not by then, anyway. I got high for just the opposite effect, something that could push questions of who I was out of my mind, something that could flatten out the landscape of my heart, blur the edges of my memory. I had discovered that it didn't make any difference whether you smoked reefer in the white classmate's sparkling new van, or in the dorm room of some brother you'd met down at the gym, or on the beach with a couple of Hawaiian kids who had dropped out of school and now spent most of their time looking for an excuse to brawl.
That's some heavy-duty tripping out, "flattening out the landscape of my heart, blurring the edges of my memory."
And don't forget, "Look at the intense colors, man. Look at the colors!" He could've mentioned those too.
Baracocaine Hussnortin' Oblowahhhhh rolls another one off the tip of his tongue:
You might just be bored, or alone. Everybody was welcome into the club of disaffection.
When I'm bored or alone I usually busy myself with keeping the place tidied up, like wiping off the bathroom counter top or cleaning a mirror. Not doing a line off one.
Kokaine "Kid" konkludes,
I was a confused kid and was making a bunch of negative choices based on stereotypes of what I thought a tough young man should be. Those choices were misguided, a serious mistake.
Well, at least he didn't hook up with some domestic terrorist and dole out millions upon millions of that terrorist's grant money to liberal hate-America(birm) groups like ACORN in order to radically brainwash Chicago school kids with more of the same worn-out DemObamarat Communist mantras. That really would've been a misguided choice as well as a serious mistake.
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