Wednesday, December 16, 2009
[Øfailure. It's all about him.]
ear Dear Leader (not to be confused with me),
I am asking you to please refrain from building and/or detonating any more nuclear bombs. I feel that if you continue to do so, that will make me look even weaker than I do now (and you didn't think that was possible, did you?) and will also bring down my poll numbers even further.
I do not like nuclear bombs and have vowed to rid the world of them. I feel, however, that your not only having nuclear bombs but building and testing more of them is going to make me unable to keep that vow as well as make me look even more foolish and naive than I already do (and you didn't think that was possible, did you?). I know I haven't been able to keep any of my other vows and promises, either, but that's beside the point. I want to be clear that if you build and test any more nuclear bombs, I absolutely will look more foolish and naive than I do now.
I see from my last national security estimate that you are about to build and test a whole lot more nuclear bombs. I again ask you to please refrain from doing so. I cannot afford to continue tanking in the polls.
I remain sincerely yours,
Labels: aided and comforted enemies, dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), miserably failing liberals (BIRM), narcissist liberals (BIRM), surrender monkeys, treason, World War IV
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