im "I'm Sooo Special" Acosta, CNN's top Prozi propagandist and "bomb"-disposal expert, showed this photo of the fake "bomb" that undoubtedly one of his liberofascist cohorts personally hand delivered to their Ministry of Propaganda branch office CNN.
That laughably unexplodable fake "bomb" (LUFB for short), next to the Clorox wipes, is sitting on a table in some break room. That's right. A break room. Not deep within the bowels of the Bomb Squad's reinforced-concrete building. No. It's having a photoshoot in CNN's break room.
Red Flag 1.
The package's laughably insufficient, uncancelled postage means their LUFB didn't go through any U.S. Postal Service facility, where it would've been immediately caught and given many, many USPS sorting room workers and supervisors a very hardy laugh. No. One of Acostard's fellow leftist wackos(birm) brazenly walked up to their Ministry of Propaganda branch office CNN and deposited said LUFB where a CNN Prozi "worker" could find it, pick it up and take it to CNN's break room for a photoshoot. All, apparently, without being caught on or by any security camera or personnel. Call him/her/whatthehell Teh Invisible Ninja Leftist Wacko(birm) Fake "Bomber"™!
Red Flag 2.
Approximately 15 nanoseconds after this LUFB was "discovered," the leftist wackos(birm) at CNN quickly went on-air with this propaganda prop "news" item and instantly blamed President Trump for Creating A Climate Of Hate® in which normal conservative people minding their own business are suddenly Pushed Over The Edge® and Whipped Into A Frenzy® until they're utterly compelled to make Laughably Unexplodable Fake "Bombs" (LUFB) and personally hand deliver all of them without being seen by anybody or on any security tape to said Ministry of Propaganda branch office CNN Prozis and other assorted leftist wackos(birm) about 12 days before the midterm elections. What a coinkydink™! Some pushed-over-the-edge, whipped-into-a-frenzy LUFB maker(s) resisted that overwhelming urge to make and send LUFBs until then.
Red Flag 3.
The whole thing appears little more than another of the liberofascists' coordinated pre-election smear jobs, desperately concocted in yet another last-ditch effort to stave off their highly deserved, thorough beating from Americans who are beyond pissed off at their dangerously destructive grabs for absolute power, and who now stand poised to handily deliver them not bombs, but a most beautifully glorious drubbing on November 6.
Since these laughably unexplodable fake "bombs" are essentially Duds for Duds™, perhaps we should call them Duds Unleashed by Moon Bats.
we would not be just one day away from fundamentally transforming the usual states of American politics.
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oon tomorrow in Washington, D.C., our nation's 45th president will be repeating these words—
I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God.
He will follow them with his own, conjuring the dreams and hopes shared by millions for our future.
For today, yes we can reflect on what in the course of human events contributed most to impelling that singularly momentous one. Just as the mindless totalitarianism of King George III and President Jimmy Carter each required — nay, outright screamed for — a mighty revolution to counteract and repair the untold damage it wreaked throughout our land, it became our right and our duty to start another to undo all the havoc and destruction which Presentyrant Baracrook Hussein Ødespot's long train of abuses and usurpations has been causing.
And, boy, what a start this revolution has had: No less than 1,030 legislative and executive seats lost by Democrats Demøfascists during Øbraindead's alleged "presidency"! His extremist accomplices now face real opposition from God-fearing, freedom-loving, true-American patriots in all but five coastal states. Their cruel dictatorships are in tatters and crumbling. All thanks, most assuredly, to their fanatical Der Fübar.
Good riddance, decrepit and unbalanced Democrooks' brutal grips on power.
Welcome back, government of the people, by the people, for the people.
he media on that side are, to put it politely, overtly ignorant.
If our solar system had a Mt. Ignorance named felicitously in their honor, Rep. Jackson-Lee, D-Outer Space, would be asking NASA officials whether "a mere speed bump like Olympus Mons" could obstruct a rover's view of those flags our astronauts planted on the Red Planet.
If a laboratory could create an element as dense as them — call it idiotardium — a yoctogram of it would be sufficient to yank Jupiter and all the other gas giants out of their orbits.
If the San Andreas Fault equaled that in each one's reasoning, Sen. Harry Reid, D-Dementia, would be setting up land scams up and down Nevada's Pacific coastline.
If medical science systematically studied their brainwave activity, the term "persistent vegetative state" would be redefined to mean "not as bad as it gets."
If a Geiger counter could be calibrated to detect radioactive stupidity, switching it on anywhere within a thousand-mile radius of the New York Slimes building would instantly break its meter.
If neuroelectricity could be harnessed to power a Taser, the total wattage inside all their craniums combined just might make it useful for mildly annoying a runt-sized amoeba.
If the amount of sense they make could be transformed into a steady stream of water, it would take between now and the ending of the universe before it halfway filled up the Smallest. Thimble. Ever.
Newspeak's new cover story on Øfascist's wide disapproval.
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y liberaleftistyrant "standards," anybody who doesn't fawningly approve of everything Øbamadman does is a vile racist. These "standards" apply in reverse as well. Five years ago, when a large number of Americans seemingly approved of his fascistic, big-government bailouts and takeovers, Newspeak not only thought felt none of them were racists, but boldly proclaimed on one of its covers "we are all socialists now."
But today, with an ever increasing majority of Americans disapproving of Øbutthurt's extremely miserable performance, not to mention his irritatingly incessant whining about it and shifting of blame, other publications that previously endorsed him have begun boldly proclaiming "we were wrong."
For the liberaleftistyrants at Newspeak and elsewhere, there can be only one explanation for this: An ever increasing majority of Americans are vile racists.
Don't you just love how their so-called standards have completely destroyed the true meaning of that word?
“Every day we get more evidence that the Obama administration is a complete fraud and will go down as the largest fraud ever perpetrated against the American people.”
– Allen West
Right before the election, his census bureau reported a miraculous drop in unemployment.
He kept telling us the reason "protesters" al-Qaeda terrorists attacked and brutally murdered our ambassador and his aids in Lybia was "an offensive YouTube video."
Lie.
In late September, lying Øliar said HealthCare.glitch is "a website where you can compare and purchase affordable health insurance plans, side-by-side, the same way you shop for a plane ticket on Kayak — (laughter) — same way you shop for a TV on Amazon."
If you still don't believe we're living under one, you're a willfully blind fool.
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yranny isn't lurking just around the corner. It's got its jackboot stomping on your throat.
Lying Baracrook Øliar and his whole insufferably evil fascistration aren't merely drunk with power. They're stumbling down dark allies falling flat on their faces, passed out in their own vomit with it.
Thinking Feeling he doesn't need Congress's approval for anything anymore, Ødespot has once again unilaterally changed his and his fellow Demøfascists' own "settled law of the land." (That Constitution Thingy™? well, it can just go jump itself!)
The Presityrant dictated that private health insurance companies are no longer allowed to faithfully follow the law as Congress passed it — which he signed — but must strictly obey this latest whim of his which changes all the rules in the middle of the game. Just so yes he and his Demøfascist Party can have some hope they won't be held accountable next year to us justifiably angry voters who keep losing our health care plans we like all because of them.
Republicans in Congress don't have to lead constitutional efforts to repeal the DemØfascists' unprecedented disaster of a "law." The extremely dishonest and untrustworthy Dictator-in-Chief is repealing it left and right — piecemeal — all by himself, unconstitutionally. Members of Congress need not apply "their" legislative powers.
In every modern dictionary the most appropriate picture that could be placed next to the word "arbitrary" is one of Queen Stompy Foot the Liar's arrogantly smug, unholy ugly shitfaced mug.
American Democracy is dead.
Long live Might Makes Right and The Ends Justify The Means!
dictator is someØne who not only executes the law but makes it up as he goes along. It's just too inconvenient for him to go through any democratic process that might fail to automatically rubberstamp everything he does. That's not how totalitarians roll. Besides, he finds it's a whole lot less messy that way.
Who cares anymore that his country's written constitution vests the legislative, executive, and judicial powers in three separate but equal branches of government, respectively, each acting as a check on every other against abuse? That's so eighteenth century.
No, DemØfascists can't truthfully say their alleged law of the land is settled. They won't even let it apply to themselves. So why are we letting these extremists apply it to the rest of us? What makes them so exclusively special? In a land where fairness and equality rule supreme, there's nothing more unsettling!
Even the lib media agrees that O's Healthcare.gov is one of the biggest screw-ups in tech history. And this from digitaltrends.com: "The exact cost to build Healthcare.gov, according to U.S. government records, appears to have been $634,320,919, which we paid to a company you probably never heard of: CGI Federal. The company originally won the contract back in 2011, but at that time, the cost was expected to run 'up to' $93.7 million." So it's already cost taxpayers almost 7 times more than estimated. But this $634M is just the start with many techies saying this pile of manure needs to be rebuilt from scratch. One made the great analogy that fixing it at this point is like trying to work on your car engine while you're still driving. All to give many the "privilege" of buying insurance they don't want, at increased rates they can't afford, with the chance of being victimized by identity theft. And it is to be enforced by what we now know is a corrupt IRS. Clueless politicians with law degrees and not a lick of business sense are destroying America.
When asked to explain why Stompy Foot I keeps breaking his extremist promise to never, ever, ever, never, ever approve any such "piecemeal approach" whatsoever-ever-ever, his spokescrickets chirped louder and more nervously than ever.
Like his Marxist pals' Berlin counterpart, each Hussein Wall that the barrycader-in-chief builds symbolizes the desperate, failed attempts of every dictator in history to cruelly coerce and bully the powerless, to arrogantly defy the will of the people, and to brutally obstruct the natural aspirations felt most deeply by all persons to live unmolested and without fear in a land that's both fair and free.
So try. with all your puny might, Herr Øfascist, to shut down Freedom. As every tyrant before you has, you too will fail. Miserably.
"A lot of people don't want to feel anti-black by being opposed to Obama." –Ed Asner
I
magine there's a President Herman Cain. It's easy if you try. No Hollyweirdos feeling anti-black. "Above the law!" they'll cry. Imagine all the hypocrites living for Impeachment Day.
Imagine there's a Syrian civil war. It isn't hard to do. Nothing but tyrant versus terrorists and President Cain's "red line" boo-boo. Imagine all the hypocrites living life endlessly marching for peace.
l-Qaeda isn't dead, and Øbama bin Biden are on the run. (Taking dronish potshots at easily replaceable leaders of a purposefully decentralized "organization" of tactically autonomous true believers doesn't count.)
This cowardly regime's war "effort" isn't worth the bumper sticker it's printed on.
Except by every real, objective measure, our economy is doing more poorly than it has since the Øfficial End™ of the recession. Unemployment is still higher than it ever was during the Evil McChimpy Bushitler's presidency. In fact, unemployment during any administration is the highest on average since official measurements of it began. The few jobs being "saved or created" are mainly low paying ones and, in total, are not enough to exceed natural population growth. Gasoline and food prices are through the roof. Dependence on government so-called assistance is at an all-time high. Americans' net worth and personal incomes continue to decline dramatically or stagnate. Indeed, the only change in the latter we've seen under Øfascism are the recent "accelerated and special dividends that were paid by many companies in the fourth quarter in anticipation of changes [i.e., massive hikes] in individual income tax rates."
In sum, thanks to the Øfascist Regime, there is no real growth in our nation's economy; women, minorities hardest hit, as well as Teh Children™.
Which is why the Demøfascists and media(birm) want to kill all the messengers officially describing its dying breaths.
(1) Saddle our children and their futures with even more crippling, unrepayable debt? or (2) not "pay [a few of] our bills"?
T
he spendaholics in Washington need an intervention. Like their booze-reeking counterparts, they won't ever admit they have a problem. It's just "one more drink" or "one more debt-ceiling raise" and, they promise, they'll cut back on the destructively irresponsible, out-of-control behavior.
But they never do.
No, really. Give them one more chance and they'll never, ever, ever go on another crazed drunken binge or wild-eyed spending spree ever, ever again.
And if you believe that, you'll believe anything. Including those emails from "the Barrister for the late Nigerian Prime Minister's estate" who "wish[es] to temporarily transfer $100,000,000.00 USD into your bank account, and I will do so as soon as you give me your routing, account, and social security numbers."
Next, spendaholics — like alcoholics — start into the convoluted rationalizations they feel can somehow justify, excuse, or tear your focus away from their downward spiral.
"Hey! I arr-ready overcharged my's cred-rit caad bu-bu-buying deeze twenty new bottles! Migh' as well *hic-up!* drink 'em all since I haff t-t-to pay ferr 'em all anywaaaay! I'ller juss askie my-ah *burp!* crejit crad comp-comp-nee to raiser-ah my lim-mi-mit! *Barf!*"
Makes perfect sense. That is, if you and sober reside in different zip codes solar systems.
Finally, both spendaholics and alcoholics will desperately try to shift the blame, making it sound like it's all your fault they're this way.
"I have no choice but to drink (or spend) because you've turned my whole life (or my country's economy) into a living hell!"
Actually it's a living hell because of their drinking (or spending). But that's something they never want to hear now.
At that point, they leave you no alternative: Unless you want to see them bring themselves down along with everybody around them, you must intervene. It's for their own good.
That means forcing them to completely quit their drinking or deficit spending.
Otherwise, they'll never find any solution to their extremely dangerous problem.
Al Jazeera [which operates under the patronage of the emir of Qatar and his family] said on Wednesday it will buy Current TV, the struggling cable channel founded by Al-Gore....
One of [Current's] distributors, Time Warner Cable... announced late Wednesday it was terminating its carriage deal [because] it did not reach certain ratings thresholds.
Current said Mr. Gore, its chairman, and co-founder Joel Hyatt, the chief executive officer, will remain on the advisory board.
Analysts said Al Jazeera would have to overcome a significant image problem in the United States, where many viewers remember its stridently anti-war reporting of the conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan.
ere you blind, Øblew-it? Why did you miserably fail to step in and save our own ambassador and his three American colleagues when you literally saw them dying right before your eyes? Were their screams that you must have heard over your phone too un-"optimal" to interfere with your beddy-bye time? Was it more important for you to get a good night's sleep before your campaign fundraiser and TV appearance the next day rather than do your flukin' duty and act like a president?
At 3 AM, the phone rang and the surveillance videos were playing in real time, but where were you? Getting your "beauty""eye-candy" sleep?
Don't worry. After November 6, you'll be getting plenty more chances to blissfully enjoy such uninterrupted sleep. Except then it won't have any chance to cause even more needless American deaths, because you'll be out of a "job."
We'll have a new president who'll be putting out the flames you made happen — one who will not rest until he has actually rebuilt our country.
That's how much Obama had increased our public debt this past Tax Day.
O
n January 20, 2009, the beginning of Øfascist's reign of error, our public debt stood at 10.627 Trillion dollars.
On April 15 of this year, normally known as Tax Day, the extremely irresponsible, unpatriotic Spender-in-Chief — by his lonesome — made a 47 percent increase in our public debt happen, when it surpassed 15.622 Trillion dollars.
He did build up that mountainous amount of additional debt.
Not only that, he kept adding more and more and more debt until it now stands at over 16.158 Trillion dollars.
The problem is, is that the way Obama has done it over the last four years is to take out a credit card from the Bank of China in the name of our children, driving up our national debt from 10 trillion dollars for the first 43 presidents — number 44 added 6 trillion dollars by his lonesome — so that we now have over 16 trillion dollars of debt that we are going to have to pay back: 50,000 dollars for every man, woman, and child. That's irresponsible. It's unpatriotic.
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