PARIS (AP) – Masked gunmen shouting "Allahu akbar!" stormed the Paris offices of a satirical newspaper Wednesday, killing 12 people before escaping. It was France's deadliest terror attack in at least two decades.
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f course, Der Fübar doesn't want any of his lackeys calling these islamofascist butchers "terrorists."
If you Google or Bing "Sarah Palin 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue," you'll find story after story on it from leftist news organizations from ABC to Talking Points Memo and Right Wing Watch. Heck, the Daily Beast even thought they'd work in a play on the words uttered by comedian Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live that the leftist media convinced the American people Sarah Palin actually said. Their headline reads "You Can See Russia from 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue..."
Do a search for "Barack Obama calls Michelle 'Michael.'" What do you turn up? Not much, right? There's not lefty news organization after organization that has story after story about this major flub. Not only could he not remember his wife's name, he referred to her by the male version of Michelle! But, he had no worries. His media friends protected him and worked hard to keep that under cover.
September 9th — What a day! The Obama administration broke the world record for foreign policy incompetence. First Kerry insisted any attack on Syria would be an itsy bitsy, teensy weensy, little bitty one. "Unbelievably small" were his words. Just like his brain. Kerry then said if Assad hands over his chemical weapons everything will be copasetic, but added Assad won't do it. Kerry's State Dept. quickly backtracks, labeling Kerry's offer "rhetorical." Russia then throws a curve by going along and Syria "welcomes" the idea. So Putin is now the power broker in the Middle East, O's rear end is saved and the lib media can trumpet that O's a genius! But the day's "most obnoxious" award goes to Hillary Clinton. The woman who's been wrong on Libya, Egypt & Syria, butts in saying the Russian proposal "would be an important first step" but that Russia must be "held to account." Give us a break Hillary! Below are the Benghazi "red lines" in which you were never "held to account." Like they say, Ms. "what difference does it make?" needs to take a long walk off a short pier!
But like your last, equally miserable failure of a secretary of state Hideously Rotten al-Qlinton, you'll probably ask us, "What difference at this point does it make!?" Unlike the families of the Egyptians you helped get killed, it clearly makes no difference to you.
No rodeo clown wearing a mask of you could ever be more offensive to us than our having a bloody war criminal in the White House.
In case you ever accidentally stumble upon some shred of personal honor — don't worry, we won't be holding our breaths — here's the address where yes you can return that most undeserved Nobel "Peace" Prize:
l-Qaeda isn't dead, and Øbama bin Biden are on the run. (Taking dronish potshots at easily replaceable leaders of a purposefully decentralized "organization" of tactically autonomous true believers doesn't count.)
This cowardly regime's war "effort" isn't worth the bumper sticker it's printed on.
Whole intact bombs are in the Vacationer-in-Chief Øgoof-off's dangerously incompetent, corrupt hands, and he says lies that he needs more information?
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he way the terrorists"man-caused disasterists" constructed their bombs. Every bomb component intact and traceable. But, no, Øliar can't "keep us posted" until "the FBI has more information."
What we don't yet know, however, is who carried out this attack or why, whether it was planned and executed by a terrorist organization, foreign or domestic, or was the act of a malevolent individual. That's what we don't yet know.
It's your job to know, Ødumbass. If, as you say, you haven't figured it out with all the information you already have, you're either a criminally willful liar or criminally negligent fool. But to save time we'll just call you criminal.
We know it was bombs that were set off.
Gee, Øgenius. What was your first clue?
We know that obviously they did some severe damage.
Thank you for that outstandingly brilliant deduction, Sherlock. At least you know they're a "they."
We do not know who did them. We don't know whether this is an act of an organization or an individual or individuals.
So which is it? "He" or "they"? Thought you just said lied that it was obvious.
We don't have a sense of motive yet.
Good grief. How clueless can you get? Let me run this by my own gaggle of retarded clowns "counterterrorism team" and see what they come up with...
Uh, their motivation is to kill as many people and do as much damage as Yes They Can™.
See? That wasn't so hard, now was it?
Of course, we're talking about yours here. So no doubt it's a hair shy of being completely impossible for your gaggle team of so-called counterterrorism experts to reach so blatantly obvious a conclusion.
Your alleged team couldn't counter its way out of a wet paper bag. Unfortunately for us and our safety.
Everything else at this point is speculation.
No, it's not. Not with all the evidence that's literally been dropped in your constant vacation-taking lap of luxury.
Saying Lying that it's either "we don't know" or "it's all speculation" won't cut it for the American people at this point.
As we receive more information as the FBI has more information, as our counterterrorism teams have more information, we'll make sure to keep you and the American people posted.
"Don't call us, American people. We'll call you. Maybe. If we feel like it."
More like "if and when we can figure out how to spin this cover our asses so we don't come out of this looking even more stupefyingly clueless, incompetent, and full of crap and lies than we already clearly do."
Øne Big Awful Mistake, America who'll set up many, many more of us to be blown up by terrorists unless yes we can immediately impeach and convict his blithering, bungling, pompous ass and remove it from office out of collective and self preservation.
ur diplomats massacred. Our embassies invaded, occupied, and destroyed. Our enemies emboldened. Our allies abandoned and betrayed.
"This is what democracy looks like"?
If it's hordes of violent, marauding islamøfascists taking over county after country and ambushing and killing defenseless American officials because somebody "hurt the religious feelings of Muslims," then the whole Øbamaladministration wouldn't be as fantastically wrong, misguided, pigheaded, weak, and gutless as its failure-in-chief and his policies of appease first, surrender later keep making it appear to the entire world.
Perhaps Øbower ought to personally bow lower to these islamurdering animals. In the Hope™, of course, they'll eatsodomize him last.
White House spokeswoman Jen Psaki confirmed that the administration pegs the current deficit at $1.3 trillion, or 9.2% of the overall [dismal] economy, and projects that in four years the deficit will be down to $533 billion, or 3% of the economy as measured by the gross domestic product.
"The budget will cut the deficit that the president inherited upon assuming office at least in half by the end of his first term," said Kenneth Baer, a spokesman for the Office of Management and Budget.
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ast førward43 straight months of 8 percent or higher unemployment:
But the budget deficit projected for 2012 in his latest budget is $1.327 trillion ["revised" late last month to $1.1 trillion], the fourth year in a row with deficits that high. Until President Obama, no federal deficit had ever been anywhere near $1 trillion. The previous all time record was $458.6 billion, less than half one trillion, in 2008 in the depths of the financial crisis.
In sharp contrast, under [upcoming Vice President Paul] Ryan's budget, even with CBO's static scoring, the federal deficit would be reduced by at least 86% by 2017, in just 5 years, to $182 billion. That deficit under Ryan's budget would be less than 1% of GDP by 2017, at 0.9%, where it stabilizes for 6 years to the end of the 10 year budget window. Most importantly, given the sharp tax rate cuts in Ryan's budget, with dynamic scoring the budget would probably be balanced by that 5th year, 2017. That is because in the real world the rate cuts will not lose nearly as much revenue as CBO scores.
So the American people can now decide. Do they want to move rapidly towards a balanced budget? Or do they want to maintain ongoing record deficits?
WH spokesliar: "No, the pResident can't count to 4 because he lost two fingers on his counting hand during his personal hand-to-hand combat with bin Laden."
Look, if you've been successful, you didn't get there on your own. You didn't get there on your own. I'm always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there. It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. Let me tell you something — there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there.
If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business — you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.
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didn'tbuildthat™ doesn't value small businesses. Else he wouldn't be demanding that Congress raise their taxes at the end of the year.
Øbodysomeelse™ doesn't believe that the free market is the greatest source of prosperity in our history. Else he wouldn't have wholly taken over General Motors and our health care and heavily subsidized Solyndra and other failed "investments." Plus he wouldn't be allowing a record number of Americans to exit the labor force and become dependent on government "benefits."
Roads and bridges and ports and wireless networks wouldn't exist but for a business helping to create both the demand for them and the tax base essential for paying their cost.
Øbackwards is just an idiot.
And, yes, he did build that idiocy of his himself.
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