Full official title: Liar-in-Chief fuBaracrook Ødissembler the Dishonest, Disseminator of the Lies, Propagator of Utter Falsehoods, Kingpin of the Kleptocrats, Breaker of the Promises, Perpetrator of Felonious Frauds, and Swindler of the American People.
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is Impeachable Miscreanty promised* us lower health insurance premiums:
He lied.
* Another lie the lying liar willfully and knowingly told.
"If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan. [Actually, no you can't.] If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. [Actually, no you can't.] Period! [Actually, asterisk!]"
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f you like your tax-exempt status, you can keep your tax-exempt status. (Unless you're an American patriotic organization I hate and want to take out my revenge on, then no you can't.) Period!"
"If you like your Libyan consulate, Ambassador Stevens, you can keep your Libyan consulate. (Unless you're attacked by 'on-the-run' al-Qaeda terrorists, then no you can't. You can't even keep your life!) Period!"
"If you like your taxpayer-subsidized 'green energy' scam, Solyndra and other Øtyrant Campaign contributors, you can keep your taxpayer-subsidized 'green energy' scam. (Unless you're another of my greedy and criminally corrupt pals and cronies caught red-handed blatantly ripping off hardworking American taxpayers, then no you can't.) Period!"
"If I like my promises I made you just to get elected, I can... er, I mean, no I can't keep my promises I made you just to get elected. Period! Suckers!"
“Every day we get more evidence that the Obama administration is a complete fraud and will go down as the largest fraud ever perpetrated against the American people.”
– Allen West
Right before the election, his census bureau reported a miraculous drop in unemployment.
He kept telling us the reason "protesters" al-Qaeda terrorists attacked and brutally murdered our ambassador and his aids in Lybia was "an offensive YouTube video."
Lie.
In late September, lying Øliar said HealthCare.glitch is "a website where you can compare and purchase affordable health insurance plans, side-by-side, the same way you shop for a plane ticket on Kayak — (laughter) — same way you shop for a TV on Amazon."
ow lying Øliar is "promising" us "if you like your health care insurance plan, you can temporarily keep your plan. Comma." (That is, "for one year only — after which you can't keep it anymore.")
Remember, before millions upon millions of Americans woke up to find him plunging his long, rusty knife in their backs and stealing the plans they liked, lying Øliar was "promising" us "if you like your health care insurance plan, you can keep your plan. Period."
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Several big fat whopping ones.
First of all, lying Øliar's alleged "fix" doesn't let you keep your plan if he's already stolen it from you. He and his Demøfascist comrades in Congress made sure their Settled Law Of Teh Land™ forces every health insurance company to cancel — forever — every plan that doesn't meet their arbitrary double standards. Yes, they not only can and will keep their CadillacRolls-Royce Lamborghini plan, but can and will make us taxpayers pay them huge amounts to keep it. But we aren't so lucky. No, we can't even tell our insurers his long, rusty knife in our backs is a pre-existing condition they have to cover.
Everybody with a functioning brain knows it's impossible for anybody to resurrect all those cancelled plans without putting all the insurance companies that offered them out of business more quickly than it took lying Øliar's green-"jobs" companies to go bankrupt. Then who would be left to offer these plans? especially since they're in fact still illegal per this fascistration's other dictates? Don't ask lying Øliar or the other mindless fascist liberal anti-America tyrants(birm) who keep ramming their unmitigated disasters down everybody else's throat. Their totally dead "brains" are indeed a pre-existing condition.
Secondly, lying Øliar told the Biggest. Lie. Ever. that any president, real or Øfraudulent, could tell the American people. While he and his Demøfascist comrades in Congress exclusively exempt themselves from every egregious hardship they keep forcing the rest of us to suffer, they made sure when the dust finally settles on their Settled Law Of Teh Land™ practically everybody who has an individual or employment-based plan — 156 million total — isn't going to be able to keep his plan no matter how much he likes it. Period. Lying Øliar's big fat whopping lie that it's "only five percent" is just his way of slowly and tortuously turning his long, rusty knife after he's plunged it deep in all our backs.
If our country had leaders in media and Congress who cared one whit about us and the fact we've been told such a massive, unprecedented lie over and over again willfully and knowingly by a sitting president and everybody else in his fascistration, he wouldn't be a sitting president anymore. He'd have been summarily impeached and convicted. Period. But they put their political party and personal power ahead of regular people and professional principles. That's irresponsible. It's unpatriotic. Both their professions and our nation are ill-served when they let selfishness and greed keep them from actually doing their expected jobs — the chief of which is helping us ensure that every government official, regardless who he might be, is always held accountable to the people he has sworn to ever faithfully serve. Otherwise, he will become as flagrantly dishonest and corrupt as lying Øliar has.
Finally, the only plan anybody will end up keeping is lying Øliar's one to death-panel completely out of existence the entire private insurance industry so yes he can ram down everybody's throat his even more disastrously fascist Government-Payer System Fraud (his and his pals' throats exempted, of course). Think our health care can't get any more unaffordable and unavailable following the considerable damage lying Øliar"Care" keeps rolling out upon it and us now? Wait until you're forced to play Beg Barry's Bean-Countin' Bureaucrats® for just a mere bandage, let alone bypass surgery. Not only will he tax you out the wazoo to pay for all his "free" "health" "care," but you'll be extremely lucky if you ever get on a pre-waiting list for just the chance of someday getting on a waiting list to receive any of it. Unless, of course, you're a member of his fascistration or of Congress. Then your every least little medical boo-boo gets you a Saturn V rocket trip to the very top of that list. No Virtual Waiting Rooms for you!
Elections have consequences; and we're suffering those of the last one good and hard. Unless we elect in 2014 enough new United States Senators and Representatives both willing and able to be part of an actual opposition party that doesn't shy away from any chance to fight for us and our interests no matter what the cost, yes we can keep lying Øliar's plan to force us all to suffer much, much more. He isn't going to care then, either, if you don't like it.
he Øfascist regime's pet political cronies like SEIU and power-abusing IRS will all have access to your "private" information. What could possibly go wrong?
It's not that you can't trust the most nontransparent, unethical, dishonest, extremist, law-breaking glitchestration in the history of the country. That's a given.
It's that you shouldn't ever voluntarily give any information to known criminals which can help them victimize you. (Unless, of course, you enjoy being victimized. Evidently, some people* do.)
Just because a website has a .gov extension doesn't mean it's not run by crooks. Because in light of the clear criminality of Queen Stompy Foot the Unaccountable™ and her globe-trotting troupe of totalitarian thugs, it does.
Most certainly, in fact.
"Under us, you have no reasonable expectation of privacy." Translate that into Latin and you'd have what passes for the official motto of the whole Baracrook Øtyrant dictatorship.
Somewhere down within the deepest, hottest caverns of hell, Joseph, Benito, Adolf, Mao, and other notorious Progressives are looking up and smiling wearing the Biggest. S-E-Grins. Ever.
White House spokeswoman Jen Psaki confirmed that the administration pegs the current deficit at $1.3 trillion, or 9.2% of the overall [dismal] economy, and projects that in four years the deficit will be down to $533 billion, or 3% of the economy as measured by the gross domestic product.
"The budget will cut the deficit that the president inherited upon assuming office at least in half by the end of his first term," said Kenneth Baer, a spokesman for the Office of Management and Budget.
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ast førward43 straight months of 8 percent or higher unemployment:
But the budget deficit projected for 2012 in his latest budget is $1.327 trillion ["revised" late last month to $1.1 trillion], the fourth year in a row with deficits that high. Until President Obama, no federal deficit had ever been anywhere near $1 trillion. The previous all time record was $458.6 billion, less than half one trillion, in 2008 in the depths of the financial crisis.
In sharp contrast, under [upcoming Vice President Paul] Ryan's budget, even with CBO's static scoring, the federal deficit would be reduced by at least 86% by 2017, in just 5 years, to $182 billion. That deficit under Ryan's budget would be less than 1% of GDP by 2017, at 0.9%, where it stabilizes for 6 years to the end of the 10 year budget window. Most importantly, given the sharp tax rate cuts in Ryan's budget, with dynamic scoring the budget would probably be balanced by that 5th year, 2017. That is because in the real world the rate cuts will not lose nearly as much revenue as CBO scores.
So the American people can now decide. Do they want to move rapidly towards a balanced budget? Or do they want to maintain ongoing record deficits?
WH spokesliar: "No, the pResident can't count to 4 because he lost two fingers on his counting hand during his personal hand-to-hand combat with bin Laden."
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