Not wanted by the American people, Congress, or the United Nations, Øbendover-for-Putin crawls in bed with the bear.
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kanky Diplomacy: When you have to totally cheapen yourself to avoid becoming a complete laughingstock.
How embarrassing. Not even whores on the street bother trying to spin their way out of that sort of degradation.
The only "credible force" anybody sees here is the certain, overwhelming demands for Øbeaten's impeachment had he gone it alone and attacked Syria without legal authorization or public support.
The problems we have with war against Syria aren't going to change anytime soon. It's clear that no "unbelievably small" attack would do anything except get numerous innocent civilians killed. Anything more and al-Qaeda terrorists end up taking over that country, including all its chemical weapons. Hasn't Putin's Øboytoy™ leaned anything from his disaster in Egypt? His siding with "moderate" terrorists there and in Syria has been a miserable failure all around. The Øbrothel regime had its chance to stick it to Syria's puppet-master Iran back in 2009, but blew it. Was telling the democratic freedom fighters in Iran to, in effect, drop dead part of Øbimbo's Smarteriest Diplomacy®?
Now Øbutthurt's lying in this filthy bed he made with his John Vlad. What a joke. Sadly, it'll be at all our expense.
September 9th — What a day! The Obama administration broke the world record for foreign policy incompetence. First Kerry insisted any attack on Syria would be an itsy bitsy, teensy weensy, little bitty one. "Unbelievably small" were his words. Just like his brain. Kerry then said if Assad hands over his chemical weapons everything will be copasetic, but added Assad won't do it. Kerry's State Dept. quickly backtracks, labeling Kerry's offer "rhetorical." Russia then throws a curve by going along and Syria "welcomes" the idea. So Putin is now the power broker in the Middle East, O's rear end is saved and the lib media can trumpet that O's a genius! But the day's "most obnoxious" award goes to Hillary Clinton. The woman who's been wrong on Libya, Egypt & Syria, butts in saying the Russian proposal "would be an important first step" but that Russia must be "held to account." Give us a break Hillary! Below are the Benghazi "red lines" in which you were never "held to account." Like they say, Ms. "what difference does it make?" needs to take a long walk off a short pier!
"A lot of people don't want to feel anti-black by being opposed to Obama." –Ed Asner
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magine there's a President Herman Cain. It's easy if you try. No Hollyweirdos feeling anti-black. "Above the law!" they'll cry. Imagine all the hypocrites living for Impeachment Day.
Imagine there's a Syrian civil war. It isn't hard to do. Nothing but tyrant versus terrorists and President Cain's "red line" boo-boo. Imagine all the hypocrites living life endlessly marching for peace.
Do the American people support Øliar's war of choice? The answer is a resounding No! That support's so small, in fact, it's "the lowest for any intervention Gallup has asked about in the last 20 years." Not that a tyrant like Øfascist ever cares about such things.
Are the American people facing any clear and present danger from Syria? The answer, again, is No!Both sides in that civil war possess chemical weapons, according to the United Nations. For the moment they're fighting each other. But if we intervene and start inflicting massive civilian casualties, they may decide to join forces so yes they can fight us. Of course, getting everybody to hate us is a key component of the Øbungler Doctrine™.
Will the American people wake up and see that it's all just a grand distraction to save Øfubar's neck? Thankfully for us, the answer is turning out to be Yes!
aracrook Øfascist is dangerously incompetent, lies, and desperately needs a distraction so yes he can ram his Amnesty for Illegals™ billØfascist"Care" down all our throats.
He really must feel the American people are as stupid as his secretary of state looks:
To my knowledge, I have no knowledge of any agency that was a dissenter or anybody who had, you know, an alternative theory. And I do know — I think it's safe to say that they had a whole team that ran a scenario to try to test their theory to see if there was any possibility they could come up with an alternative view as to who might have done it, and the answer is, they could not....
I — honestly, I don't know. I mean, there's no way for me to hang on hat on what it is. I think that — I've had personal conversations with the foreign minister. They make an argument to some effect that we don't have evidence and that the opposition did it. No matter what you show, that's the argument they take. Now, as to why they do that or what the rationale is, I'm not going to speculate. The president, as you know, is leaving this evening to go to St. Petersburg for the summit. He will have ample opportunity to hear firsthand from President Putin, and I'm confident they'll have a discussion about it.
Russian President Vladimir Putin's threat to provide his Syrian allies with a missile shield in the event of U.S. air strikes further complicates Obama's flagging effort to win international support for an attack on Damascus. As the Guardian reports, Putin's warning that an attack without UN backing would provoke military aid from Russia may drive away the handful of international partners for Obama's proposed attack.
Putin said Secretary of State John Kerry "lies openly" about al Qaeda's role among U.S.-backed rebels in Syria.
Speaking to his human rights council, Mr Putin recalled watching a congressional debate where Mr Kerry was asked about al-Qaeda. Mr Putin said he had denied that it was operating in Syria, even though he was aware of the al-Qaeda-linked Jabhat al-Nusra group.
Mr Putin said: "This was very unpleasant and surprising for me. We talk to them (the Americans) and we assume they are decent people, but he is lying and he knows that he is lying. This is sad."
So much for Øbraindead's Smartierer Diplomacy®. He's supporting al-Qaeda terrorists in Syria, further alienating our British allies, and all but triggering a new Cold War with Russia. Moreover, thanks to his unilateral warmongering, over two million Syrian refugees are facing starvation and disease. The United Nations is "warning that the world faces its greatest threat to peace since the Vietnam war."
Heckuva "job," Baracrook. You have a text message from the Nobel Committee. It says they want their peace prize back.
Terrorists forgot to read the handling instructions on their chemical weapons.
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aybe because, as Baracrook Austrianese™ Øfascist would say, they don't know how to read "Saudi Arabian."
Not to worry. Thanks to the pro-terrorist Ølying Administyranny they've been able to blame their own deadly accidents on the Syrian government. After all, Baracrook ØbetrayUS needs the terrorists to take over another Middle Eastern county since his Muslime Brotherhoodlum terrorist pals weren't able to hold on to Egypt. He also desperately needs something big to distract the American people since we all started focusing on his numerous "phony" scandals.
Now those chemical "attacks"accidents are his "justification" for helping out his al-Qaeda terrorist pals in Syria. The Liar-in-Chief shows Congress "evidence" that their accidents weren't really accidents at all — "no siree, I swearies" — but chemical "attacks" against his pals by a government that was already beating the ever-loving snot out of Baracrook's Best Buds the terrorists. His Øbasslickers in Congress, ever willing to advance his lies for their party's sake, are of course rushing to rubber-stamp his lie-filled request to provide air support for al-Qaeda in Syria.
That's not what our brave men and women in uniform had in mind when they volunteered for military service. They signed up to fight and defeat these terrorist enemies of America, not give them material aid and comfort.
How's that "peace" prize you gave the likes of Øbawarmonger working out for you, Nobel Committee? Will you still feel he deserved one when Iran retaliates against Israel for Øbombhappy's unilateral attacks against Syria's government?
But like your last, equally miserable failure of a secretary of state Hideously Rotten al-Qlinton, you'll probably ask us, "What difference at this point does it make!?" Unlike the families of the Egyptians you helped get killed, it clearly makes no difference to you.
No rodeo clown wearing a mask of you could ever be more offensive to us than our having a bloody war criminal in the White House.
In case you ever accidentally stumble upon some shred of personal honor — don't worry, we won't be holding our breaths — here's the address where yes you can return that most undeserved Nobel "Peace" Prize:
Imagine that you're a Nobel Peace Prize-winning president who presides over a controversial drone program that sneaks into countries that are not at war with America (such as Yemen) and kills Americans who aren't even terrorists. Your Attorney General has also made it clear that, under certain circumstances, your drone program can kill Americans in America.
Oooh, that's so not good for your Peace Prize reputation. What do you do? Simple: Deny, deny, deny — but only after you first establish "that the other guy was worse."
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on't forget Iran and North Korea and their nuclear weapons build-up, either. That's some more "peace" for us.
Four years of dithering and charm offensive have let Iran and North Korea go forward virtually unchecked in their nuclear ambitions. Now those chickens are starting to come home to roost....
Last week North Korea cancelled the armistice it had with South Korea and declared their right to launch a preemptive nuclear strike on the US in retaliation for new sanctions imposed on them.
North Korea has already thumbed its nose at Obama by conducting underground nuclear explosions and successfully launched a missile capable of striking the US. All of this in the face of "stern" threats from the paper tiger Obama administration.
Ominously, in the other tiny[*] country of Iran, the acquisition of much faster centrifuges will speed up the time it takes to get them enough enriched uranium for nuclear weapons — again all of this in the face of "stern" threats and trade sanctions from the Obama administration.
But al-Qaeda terrorists are on the march "run," so everything's fine. Yes We Can™ believe that:
[A] once-weakened al Qaeda in Iraq has resurged in Iraq and has extended its reach into neighboring Syria, where the terror group is wielding an effective fighting force (Al Nusrah Front) that has taken control of significant areas in that country....
The war in Iraq smolders on, and AQI has spread to neighboring countries, while the organization's rising influence in the region has in turn helped reseed the terror group in Iraq. The [Øbawarmonger] administration's failure to negotiate a 2011 deal with the Iraqi government that would have allowed the US to maintain a small counterterrorism force in the country has given AQI the time and space to regenerate capacity that was decimated during the 'surge' in 2007.
With all this war "peace" Øbamoke's giving us, the Nobel prize committee should be very proud of the decision it made four years ago.
Then what about child cancer victims? No doubt Despicablerats already consider them nice, ripe targets.
Meanwhile, the Washington Post is reporting that the Øbashbroads White House Good Ol' Boys Clubhouse isn't paying women equal pay and has created a hostile workplace for women.
So the Demsmøcrat War on Women still is in full swing.
ATØ confirmed one of itsØbawarmonger's airstrikes went astray.... Reporters were escorted back to the site during the day, where children's toys, teacups and dust-covered mattresses could be seen amid the rubble. In a statement issued late Sunday at Brussels headquarters, the trans-Atlantic alliance said... 'it appears that oneØbawarCriminal's weapon... causedanumberofciviliancasualties.'"
ØbawarCriminal overruled top lawyers from the Justice Department and the Pentagon and decided he has the legal [sic] authority to continue the air war in Libya withoutcongressionalapproval, the New York Times reported Friday night.
CAIRO – Muslim clerics said today that Osama bin Laden's burial at sea was a violation of Islamic tradition that may further provoke militant calls for revenge attacks against American targets....
[A] wide range of Islamic scholars interpreted it as a humiliating disregard for the standard Muslim practice of placing the body in a grave with the head pointed toward the holy city of Mecca.
Sea burials can be allowed, they said, but only in special cases where the death occurred aboard a ship.
"The Americans want to humiliate Muslims through this burial, and I don't think this is in the interest of the U.S. administration," said Omar Bakri Mohammed, a radical cleric in Lebanon.
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ozock HusStalin Øfascist's repeated bungling is making our country less and less and less safe.
But not to worry. The Golfer-in-Chief™ is going on another vacation — his 135th... this year.
No doubt, as he does, he won't forget to fill up each of his 8-MPG limousines with all that petroleum imported from Brazil. After all, he wants us to be one of its oil producers' "best customers."
He let himself be clear that he doesn't care that a majority of working-age Americans don't have full-time jobs. Or the housing market is still in the tank. Or GDP "growth" is that in name only.
He's bailed out his Big Union buddies and campaign contributors. Did it with your money.
"Present"dink Øbungler gave you the shaft a $7.69/week "tax cut"! What more do you want? He says you should be thanking him.
Besides, when he talked about "shovel ready projects" he really meant all the bureaucrats and other government "workers" across the country whose paychecks he felt needed "stimulus" and whose "jobs" he wanted to "create or save." That's so, in return, they'd be thanking him and his national socialist party with their contributions and votes. (Google "bribe" for more information.) Yes, Øfascist did that, too, with your money.
At least he's started a third quagmire war.
Certainly another thing he thinks feels you should be thanking him for.
We will continue to (merely) support the efforts to protect the Libyan people.
But we will not be in the lead.
(And, no, he didn't.)
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A real president, Ronald Reagan:
(In responding to Libya's direct attacks against Americans,) I said we would act with others if possible, and alone if necessary, to ensure that terrorists have no sanctuary anywhere.
In weeks, not days, we begin impeachment proceedings against Mr. Criminality Organizer unless he quits unlawfully bombing innocent Libyan civilians and illegally stealing their oil:
50 USC 1544(b) Within sixty calendar days after [Øblood4oil's March 21st report to Congress — i.e., May 19]... the President [or pResident, or Golfer/Vacationer/Fundraiser-in-Chief] shall terminate any use of United States Armed Forces with respect to which such report was submitted (or required to be submitted), unless the Congress (1) has declared war or has enacted a specific authorization for such use of United States Armed Forces [or] (2) has extended by law such sixty-day period....
(c) Notwithstanding subsection (b) of this section, at any time that United States Armed Forces are engaged in hostilities outside the territory of the United States, its possessions and territories without a declaration of war or specific statutory authorization, such forces shall be removed by the President if the Congress so directs by concurrent resolution.
Terrorists "Man-Caused Disasters," Global War on Terror "Overseas Contingency Operation," and now Øbawarmonger's War of Choice in Libya "Kinetic Military Action." Just more words of AWØL — Another Whacked-Øut Liberal:
"Days, Not Weeks™" has already turned into "Weeks, Going On Months."
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bawarmonger Lied, People Died.
His war in Libya is, no doubt, also a recruiting tool for extremists.
He has single-handedly plunged that country into full-scale civil war.
How many more thousands of innocent civilians must be needlessly slaughtered before he finally admits that his extreme arrogance and incompetence has resulted in a very costly and dangerously irresponsible war?
He has personally dug the hundreds of mass graves that will be quickly filled by those civilians he is murdering with his illegal warmongering.
Clearly, Øbawarmonger and all his fellow war criminals should be put on trial for their multitudinous crimes against humanity.
Time to impeach Baracriminal Øbawarmonger for willfully committing the following High Crimes and Misdemeanors:
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rticle of Impeachment I: Engaging in war without lawfully consulting Congress.
Article of Impeachment II: Spilling blood for oil.
Article of Impeachment III: In clear and direct violation of the Constitution, unilaterally authorizing a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation.
Article of Impeachment IV: Lying to the American people and repeatedly changing his story about his reasons for unconstitutionally ordering United States Servicemen and Servicewomen to fight his unjust war.
Article of Impeachment V: Masterminding the mass murder of many innocent Libyan civilians.
Article of Impeachment VI: Abusing the powers of president for purposes of unauthorized and unilateral interventions in the purely internal affairs and conflicts of other nations.
Article of Impeachment VII: Invading another nation and violating its sovereignty absent any clear and justifiable cause or provocation.
Article of Impeachment VIII: Unduly endangering the lives of United States Servicemen and Servicewomen by wantonly, irresponsibly, and unlawfully placing them in harms way.
Article of Impeachment IX: Showing willful disregard for the laws of the United States, especially the War Powers Act.
Article of Impeachment X: Creating otherwise avoidable threats to the American people by recklessly elevating and escalating conflicts abroad.
In all of this, Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (a/k/a Barack Hussein Obama II, a/k/a Barry Obama, a/k/a Barry Soetoro, a/k/a Barack Dunham, a/k/a Barry Dunham, a/k/a Teh Øne™) has acted in a manner contrary to his trust as president and subversive of constitutional government, to the great prejudice of justice and to the manifest injury of the people of the United States.
Wherefore, Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (a/k/a Barack Hussein Obama II, a/k/a Barry Obama, a/k/a Barry Soetoro, a/k/a Barack Dunham, a/k/a Barry Dunham, a/k/a Teh Øne™), by such conduct, is guilty of numerous impeachable offenses warranting removal from office.
hy the Rush to War®? How long was Diplomacy™ tried? Was any tried at all?
Libya never attacked us. Then why is Øbawarmonger attacking it? How many thousands of innocent civilians is he murdering? Does this mean he's finally earned his "Peace" Prize™?
Why is Øbawarmonger involving us in Libya's the Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya's civil war? What does he hope to change by escalating their internal conflict?
Isn't he merely doing the bidding of Iran's dictatorship?
Take a bow, Øbawarmonger.
Just make sure it's in the direction of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
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