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Deadly Consequences of Obama's Willful Failures

 

Impeach or Die


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trike one—

Tamerlan Tsarnaev was arrested on a domestic violence charge in Boston in 2009.

Boston Bomber Could Have Been Deported After 2009 Arrest: There's no telling how many of these Chechen terrorists have infiltrated the United States or how many opportunities the government has missed to protect the country by deporting them. Osama bin Laden specifically chose Chechnya as a terrorist training camp because it's an "area unreachable by strikes from the west," according to the intelligence report....

Strike two—

Russian authorities warned the FBI in early 2011 that suspected bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev may have been a follower of "radical Islam," a revelation that raised new questions in Congress on Saturday about whether the Boston Marathon attacks that killed three and wounded more than 170 could have been prevented.

A senior congressional aide privy to the Boston Marathon terror investigation confirmed Saturday that the FBI received the warning after Tsarnaev's apparently suspicious activities caught the attention of Russian authorities keeping close surveillance on militant Islamist groups in the Caucasus region of the former Soviet Union.

The FBI acknowledged Friday that it had investigated Tsarnaev in 2011, even interviewing him and his family, but "did not find any terrorism activity," either domestic or foreign.

"The FBI had this guy on the radar and somehow he fell off," said the congressional aide, who said oversight committees on Capitol Hill are seeking answers from counterterrorism officials. "We heard for several days leading up to this there was no intelligence. Now we know there could have been intelligence."

Strike three and Øgoof-off needs to be out before we all are—

"Tamerlan Tsarnaev left the country for six months, from Jan. 12 to July 17, 2012, for Sheremetyevo, Russia." The obvious question, of course, is whether he made his way to a Chechen rebel training camp of some kind where he was radicalized and trained before returning to the United States.

Because vacationer-in-chief Øtee-time willfully failed to put two and two together, we have four dead Americans, including an eight-year-old boy and a security officer; nearly 200 injured, including three in critical condition and 52 still receiving treatment in Boston hospitals; the entire population of a major metropolitan area completely locked down and paralyzed for more than a day, costing the economy a third of a billion dollars; an extremely potential islamofascist terrorist allowed to stay here and become a U.S. citizen with full rights to remain silent and receive a lawyer and civilian court trial all at taxpayer expense; and islamofascist terrorists on the march again, bringing their war on us to our very streets and turning our own cities into battlefields.

You would think we'd be saying "thank you" now, Øfailure?

We'll only thank you to leave office, or we'll be thanking both houses of Congress when they impeach your lazy, dangerously incompetent ass and remove it from office for the sake of America and the safety of all her people.


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Muslims Bombed Boston

 

Once again, liberals owe every conservative and "privileged" white person a profuse and eternal apology.


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o to hell, liberals. Damn you for praying to whatever soulless, demon cult-spirit "god" you blindly and fanatically worship, that the Boston Marathon bomber would be one of your political "enemies" — conservative, "government-hating" taxpayer, "bible-thumping" Christian, "right-wing extremist," or whoever else isn't "one of us."

As it turns out, it was one of your own protected classes — your friends — that once more is behind another terrorist attack targeting any and all Americans.

Thank you, liberals, for coddling and excusing the vile, murderous followers of the world's Death Movement (© 622-2013 mohamhead, PeeBUH) that's zealously trying to turn the whole planet into a savage islamo-nazi theocratic fascist dictatorship. Where's your unabashed scorn and ridicule for these clearly and presently dangerous animals?

You always say you want to Save Teh Planet™. Well, how about starting here? These cruel, heartless beasts are the ones who hate and are doing everything yes they can to wipe completely off its face everyone living on it who doesn't fully and unquestioningly support their political views. Sound familiar? It should. You know deep in your cold, dead "hearts" that you would be doing the exact same things were no one who truly loves this country out here standing in your way and keeping you truly intolerant extremists from ultimately unleashing your own massacres that you wet-dream of unleashing against all conservatives, "government-hating" taxpayers, "bible-thumping" Christians, "right-wing extremists," etc., etc.

If nazi cultists followers kept bombing and killing us, you wouldn't be saying, "Well, we can't condemn all Nazis for the actions of a very, very small number of them. The vast majority of Nazis are peaceful, patriotic residents whom you intolerant, bigoted right-wingnut teabaggers shouldn't be painting with some racist, anti-multicultural Broad Brush®." Come on. You know you wouldn't be saying that about nazis. Then why are you saying those very things about these undisputed heirs of The Nazi Way?

It's absolutely clear why you are: You're all cowards. Conservatives, "government-hating" taxpayers, "bible-thumping" Christians, "right-wing extremists," etc., etc., aren't known for going around indiscriminately bombing and killing children and other innocent people. So, yes, you can broadly and lyingly ridicule and mock them mercilessly without having to incur any consequential threat to your own personal safety. But try that with an islamonazi, and there's a good chance you'll wind up brutally beheaded for "insulting islam." Hell, they teach their children it's morally okay to do just that.

Cowardly liberals and murderous muslims. Wet moist water or burning fire, anyone? Both lead to the same final, end, resulting result:

Death and destruction to us and our free and cherished way of life.



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'You never want a serious crisis to go to waste'

 

"And what I mean by that, it's an opportunity to do things that you think you could not do before." –Øfascist advisor Rahm Reichstagsbrand Emanuel

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goofoff the Golfer's utter failure to preempt deadly islamoterrorist attacks on American soil, indeed qualifies as a serious crisis.

Pressure-cooker explosives have been used in Afghanistan, India, Nepal and Pakistan, according to a July 2010 intelligence report by the FBI and the Homeland Security Department. One of the three devices used in the May 2010 Times Square attempted bombing [by the Pakistani Taliban] was a pressure cooker, the report said.

Thank you, Mr. Vacationer-in-Chief.

Muslim terrorists, who commit practically all "man-caused disasters" acts of terror in the world, are now able to ruthlessly murder and maim Americans in their own major cities.

Who are you going to blame for your miserable failures this time? Republicans? Bush? Sequesters? The rich who don't pay their fair share?

You're pathetic. A worthless excuse for a human being. An insolent, vile misleader, not a leader.

You try to make everything — even our loved ones' brutal deaths — all about you. "How can they serve my purposes?" you selfishly and greedily ask.

No one is more unfit to be the servant of a free people than you. You have failed and betrayed us all.

If you had any honor at all, you would resign without delay and beg the American people for their forgiveness for all the insufferable lies and harm you have indelibly inflicted on each and every one of them.

But you have no honor. Not an ounce. An unmitigated kleptocrat like you can never bring himself to admit any wrongdoing. It's always somebody else's fault. Terrorists can keep on attacking and killing us, and you'll still be the last one to say, "I'm sorry, fellow citizens. I've let you all down. I don't deserve to hold this office any longer. I've proven most painfully and clearly, to both you and myself, I am not nor ever have been the least bit qualified to preserve, protect, or defend this great nation and her people."

Comparing you to useless scum would be extremely unfair and insulting — to useless scum. Not even it merits that much disrespect.

Were there, however, any respect for the American people to be found in some dank, overly neglected corner of your otherwise empty soul, there may be hope yet that the next time you tear yourself away from another vacation to pay one of your usual brief visits to the Oval Office, it will be only to pop in and say hello to President Biden. Not even he could manage to do a worse job of protecting us.



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'More Information'?

 

Whole intact bombs are in the Vacationer-in-Chief Øgoof-off's dangerously incompetent, corrupt hands, and he says lies that he needs more information?


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he way the terrorists "man-caused disasterists" constructed their bombs. Every bomb component intact and traceable. But, no, Øliar can't "keep us posted" until "the FBI has more information."

What we don't yet know, however, is who carried out this attack or why, whether it was planned and executed by a terrorist organization, foreign or domestic, or was the act of a malevolent individual. That's what we don't yet know.

It's your job to know, Ødumbass. If, as you say, you haven't figured it out with all the information you already have, you're either a criminally willful liar or criminally negligent fool. But to save time we'll just call you criminal.

We know it was bombs that were set off.

Gee, Øgenius. What was your first clue?

We know that obviously they did some severe damage.

Thank you for that outstandingly brilliant deduction, Sherlock. At least you know they're a "they."

We do not know who did them. We don't know whether this is an act of an organization or an individual or individuals.

So which is it? "He" or "they"? Thought you just said lied that it was obvious.

We don't have a sense of motive yet.

Good grief. How clueless can you get? Let me run this by my own gaggle of retarded clowns "counterterrorism team" and see what they come up with...

Uh, their motivation is to kill as many people and do as much damage as Yes They Can™.

See? That wasn't so hard, now was it?

Of course, we're talking about yours here. So no doubt it's a hair shy of being completely impossible for your gaggle team of so-called counterterrorism experts to reach so blatantly obvious a conclusion.

Your alleged team couldn't counter its way out of a wet paper bag. Unfortunately for us and our safety.

Everything else at this point is speculation.

No, it's not. Not with all the evidence that's literally been dropped in your constant vacation-taking lap of luxury.

Saying Lying that it's either "we don't know" or "it's all speculation" won't cut it for the American people at this point.

As we receive more information as the FBI has more information, as our counterterrorism teams have more information, we'll make sure to keep you and the American people posted.

"Don't call us, American people. We'll call you. Maybe. If we feel like it."

More like "if and when we can figure out how to spin this cover our asses so we don't come out of this looking even more stupefyingly clueless, incompetent, and full of crap and lies than we already clearly do."

Good luck with that, Øbonehead.

What a SCOAMF.

Øne Big Awful Mistake, America who'll set up many, many more of us to be blown up by terrorists unless yes we can immediately impeach and convict his blithering, bungling, pompous ass and remove it from office out of collective and self preservation.



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While Obama Was Shooting Hoops with Reggie Love...

 

Muslim terrorists were planting bombs at the Boston Marathon.


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unday, April 14, 2013:

Øgoof-off's ScheduleMuslim Terrorists's Schedule
9:24 AM. Trot down north steps of WH to waiting motorcade.9:24 AM. Plant first set of bombs.
9:30 AM. Arrive to play basketball with Reggie Love.9:30 AM. Confirm that detonators are set.
11:36 AM. Finish playing basketball with Reggie Love.11:36 AM. Finish planting second set of bombs.
11:40 AM. Give Reggie Love personal exclusive tour at the WH.11:40 AM. Give fellow muslim terrorists a ride back to the airport.
11:41 AM. Let reporters see you wearing dark Nike pants, dark jacket, gray and red basketball sneakers, and White Sox cap.11:41 AM. Let fellow muslim terrorists see you wearing dark Nike pants, dark jacket, grey and red basketball sneakers, and Red Sox cap.


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'White House Parties Don't Get Cut By Sequesters, Racists!'

 

Title of Queen Latifah's latest hit that debuted live at the exclusive White House party yesterday.


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ore songs on the White House party mixtape:

"Let 'Em Eat Cake, Let Me Eat Caviar, Extremists!" by Charlie Musselwhite.

"Dime After Dime (Of Taxpayer Money Spent On This Party), Teabaggers!" by Cyndi Lauper.

"Pound Of À La Carte Steak Sizzling, Bigots!" by Joshua Ledet.

"Take Me To The Buffet Table (On The Taxpayers' Backs), Sexists!" by Al Green.

"Amen Øbaman, UpUrs Americans!" by Ben Harper.

"There's A Baked Doggie In My Doggie Bag, Homophobes!" by Justin Timberlake.

"Yes We Cuban, Bitter-Clingers!" by Beyoncé and Jay-Z.

"Hard Times Come Again (For You, That Is, Not For Us), Xenophobes!" by Mavis Staples.

"Wrap It Up, Taxpayers'll Take It Up Their Wazoos, Racists!" by Sam Moore.



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MSNBC: The Evel Knievel of Shark Jumpers

 

I know. One should never speak ill of the dead.


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o, instead, I'll write as flattering an obituary for this communist propaganda outfit cable "news" channel as an irrationally willing suspension of disbelief may allow:

Ms. N. B. Caca

Ms. Natsee "Bull" Caca of New York, N.Y., died yesterday at her residence following a horrific jumping accident. She was 17.

Funeral services will be held at 11 a.m. Monday, at the Goebbels & al-Sahhaf Funeral Home Chappel with the Rev. Jeremiah Wright spewing extremist racist anti-America hate officiating.

In lieu of flowers, family friend al-Gore requests that donations be made to Al Jazeera, preferrably by unverified credit card or in small, unmarked bills. Carbon-footprint credits also will be accepted.

Ms. Caca was born in 1996, in New York, the daughter of Gen. E. "Bail Us Out, O!" Lectric and Mike Roe "Commie Common Core" Soft.

She was a member of the Church of Glowbull Wormening Global Warming Climate Change. She was a veteran of both Iraq wars (for the Iraqi side) and retired from the reporting industry after 0 years. She loved her sharks, especially Forward and Lean, and would often jump over them and the rest of the pod, all at the same time.

She was preceded in death by her heroes K. Marx, V. Lenin, J. Stalin, Chairman Mao, F. Castro (unconfirmed), and other such totalitarian fascist murderous freaks fellow travelers; sisters Air A. Merica and Current T. Vee; and friend of the collective family A. Corn.

Survivors include "our" children — every one of them, regardless how much you feel "yours" belong to you as "their" so-called parents or families — as well as her beloved godfather George Soros, and her most worshipped lord and savior Barack "Tingle Me Leggo" Obama.



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