Why do murderous Hilliary-voting muslims(birm) hate us? It's not just about their children having to witness homosexuals kiss in public. It's their whole brutally barbaric belief system that's the cause. Until we elect leaders who are willing and able to recognize that, we'll be forced to suffer even worse slaughters.
The Big Lie: "By almost every economic measure, America is better off than when I came here at the beginning of my presidency. That's the truth. That's true."
The labor market slowed dramatically in May as employers added 38,000 jobs, raising concerns that a sluggish economy is taking a bigger toll on employment and lowering the odds of a Federal Reserve rate hike this month [while] nearly 500,000 Americans stopped working or looking for jobs. The paltry employment gains were the smallest in 5 1/2 years.
Economists surveyed by Bloomberg expected 160,000 new jobs [as] growth for March and April was revised down by a total 59,000.
Only 38,000 jobs were added to the economy during May, the Labor Department announced in a depressing jobs report, calling into question the strength and success of Obama's so-called "recovery"....
Yet Obama had the audacity to claim just three days ago in Indiana that "by almost every economic measure, America is better off than when I came here at the beginning of my presidency."
"We cut unemployment in half, years before a lot of economists thought we would," he said[lied]. Despite what Obama would have the country believe, seeing half the unemployed give up their search for work is not the same as finding half of the unemployed jobs.
And after a closer look, the 38,000 jobs number is even more pathetic that it first appears. A full 13,000 of those jobs are government jobs [sic] — jobs [sic] that are an inherent drain on economic productivity as they do not create wealth.
May Jobs Report
⇓ Only 25,000 private sector jobs added
⇑ 94,708,000 Americans not looking for work
⇑ 14,179,000 Americans left labor force since Obama took office
ollowing in the footsteps of Barack Hussein Obama, Junior, the junior one-term member of Congress has effectually vacated his seat and deprived the people of his state their equal suffrage in the United States Senate. But that's all right. He left RINO Establishmentardian John Cornyn back in D.C. to take good care of them while he's out campaigning for a more personally rewarding office.
At least Robert Dole, unlike Lawyer Barack Hussein Obama, Junior and Lawyer Rafael Edward Cruz, did the honorable thing. He resigned so he would have "nowhere to go but the White House or home." He wouldn't be able to fall back into his old position after neglecting the duties of it if he lost.
But that's a long time ago. Today, one-term junior Congress members such as Lawyer Hussein and Lawyer Rafael are far more skillful at being both a fully-serving representative and a full-time presidential campaigner than some thrice-decorated Combat Veteran, five-term Senior Senator and twice-chosen Senate Majority Leader could way back then.
In any case, Lawyer Cruz won't be able to say this time what he said about his failure to properly disclose all his financial connections and loans. His abandoning his Senate seat is not "inadvertent." But that's one vacancy our nation really can't afford.
Without him there to stand athwart recent Senate history, "yelling Stop, at a time when no other is inclined to do so, or to have much patience with those who so urge it," ØbameinFührer is going to spend these waning months of his fascistration finishing "fundamentally transforming the United States of America" so that when the next president is sworn in, everybody will be asking, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"
Most especially now, we need Lawyer Cruz's feet planted firmly on the Senate floor, not running around trying to convince people they should be the next pair allowed to leave scuff marks on the Resolute desk.
...instead of trying to get to the bottom of his willful failure to catch and deport repeat violent violators of our laws.
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ying Øliar's lawlessness is literally getting us killed.
Two months ago, it was his knowing refusal to go after a known violent cutthroat that allowed said cutthroat to kidnap and brutally murder 10-year-old Phillip Savopoulos' parents Savvas and Amy and their housekeeper Vera Figueroa in their own home and burn little Phillip alive in his own bed.
No, Dictator Øbamalfeasance was too busy faithlessly not executing our immigration laws so yes he can flood our country with his unvaccinated "dreamers."
Last week, it was his knowing refusal to go after sanctuary-city officials who allowed a known violent invader to wander around free and cold-bloodedly gun down Kathryn Steinle to death right in front of her dad Jim.
As opposed to overtly aiding, comforting, and enabling Iran, ISIS, and our nation's other islamofascist enemies, Mr. Presidespot?
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t's not lying Øliar's catastrophic fumbling diplomatically that has made our world extremely unsafe. The blame lies (pun intended) with shriekingly hyped and "adjusted" "data" that this Doomsayer-n-Thief and his fellow greedy, hypocritical alarmists drone on and on about as being "proof" of how, in Popular (Junk-)Science'swordsrantings and ravings, "global warming and climate shifts begin to impact diplomacy (or the lack thereof) around the world. Melting ice in the Arctic is creating a mad scramble for resources, while melting in the Antarctic is raising sea levels so high countries are drowning. And drought is making water an increasingly precious resource, one that people could die for." Moreover, anybody who dares scrutinize such "data" is branded not only a "holocaust denier" but a much bigger threat to our national security than all the emboldened muslim tyrants and terrorists clearly and presently trying to weaken and destroy us so yes they can establish some worldwide Theocratic Reich.
Ominously, the Caliphate-enabling extremist told our Coast Guard Academy graduates that "if you see storm clouds gathering, or dangerous shoals ahead, you don't sit back and do nothing. You take action — to protect your ship, to keep your crew safe. Anything less is negligence. It is a dereliction of duty.
"And so, too, with climate change. Denying it, or refusing to deal with it endangers our national security. It undermines the readiness of our forces."
What is he ordering them to do? Since he declared "deniers," in effect, a grave national-security threat — one that "undermines the readiness of our forces" — does he want them to detain or even fire on any they encounter at sea? After all, "anything less is negligence. It is a dereliction of duty."
If a group of GCWCDS™ skeptics go on a cruise and one of our Coast Guard ships intercepts them, is it supposed to immediately attack and sink them? Will he court martial that ship's entire company if it fails to do so?
No, as this very hard data scientifically shows, the thing endangering our national security the most is the viscous pack of fascist shitweasels now infesting our country's executive branch of government.
emember Baracrook Øfascist's big lie that his health care "reform" would significantly reduce emergency-room visits?
How often, for example, have you heard the emergency-room argument? The uninsured, it's said, use emergency rooms for primary care. That's expensive and ineffective. Once they're insured, they'll have regular doctors. Care will improve; costs will decline. Everyone wins. Great argument. Unfortunately, it's untrue.
Just like "if you like your plan/doctor, yes you can keep your plan/doctor. Period!"
Once again we learn it was nothing but lies.
Backers of ObamaCare have said it would reduce the number of visits to emergency rooms, the Wall Street Journal notes, but in fact, a poll of ER doctors finds that number has been climbing.
Exactly as predicted by everybody with something other than fascistic feces for brains when Øbigliar and his Democrook accomplices in Congress were conspiring to ram their unread, 2,000-page bill fraud down all our throats.
"Visits are going up despite the (Affordable [sic] Care [sic] Act), and in a lot of cases because of it," a spokesman for the American College of Emergency Physicians tells the Journal.
Also, the average family's annual health care costs were supposed to go down by $2,500. But, of course, the opposite has happened. Just look at how "affordable" your deductible and premiums are now.
The findings come from a March poll of 2,098 doctors, three-quarters of whom said they'd seen ER visits increase since January 2014. Last year, less than half of doctors polled noted an increase in the number of visits.
After many lawless delays and exemptions, we're finally starting to feel the full abominable effects of Øfascist"Care".
The ACEP says people who have gained Medicaid insurance under the law are heading to the ER because they have a hard time getting appointments otherwise; many doctors won't accept their insurance, ACEP notes.
Another prediction come true.
There is also the problem of hospitals and ERs closing.
Ditto.
The president of ACEP tells USA Today that there is also a shortage of primary care doctors given the number of people now insured.
Only fanatical fascists like Øbigliar and his co-conspirators in government and media didn't want you to see that one coming.
US officials have predicted that by 2020, the country will be 20,000 primary care doctors short of its needs. "(Patients) don't have anywhere to go but the emergency room," he says. "This is what we predicted. We know people come because they have to."
By then, don't be surprised if you have to bring along an interpreter whenever you visit your Øfascist"Care" "doctor."
k. These liberøfascists aren't saying outright they want to execute you for not voting — yet. That will only happen when all the other punishments they're so quick and eager to impose on you fail.
After all, punishing you for not behaving, speaking, or even thinking in a way that most enables them and their cronies to gain and retain absolute power and control over everything and everybody is what they're all about anyhow.
Instead of a Democrook-only passed and signed ØbamaVote-Or-Else! Act, why don't ISILiberals™ offer a Positive Alternative® and ditch their mindless opposition to every person's fundamental right to choose an elective abstention?
A financial carrot works far better than their normal tyrannical shtick stick.
How about an Exercised Suffrage Tax Credit, for example? If you vote in all scheduled elections during a calendar year, you get the full amount of the ESTC when you file your return for that year. If you vote in only a fraction of them, you get that same fraction of the credit. Of course, if there weren't any elections, you aren't entitled to it. Couple this with a First-Time Voter Credit, and you'll really get folks to the polls.
Another Positive Alternative® is a tax-free payment issued to every voter electronically or by mail immediately following a certified election. Call it a reverse poll tax. The more people participating in the election, the higher the amount of payment. Imagine the sight of voters forcibly dragging into the voting booth their reluctant relatives and friends and even total strangers off the streets. Now that would warm what passes for a heart of any authoritarian, mandate-loving Despoticrat(birm).
Finally, as an added incentive, when you vote a certain number of consecutive times you would qualify for the Consistent Voter Bonus. You get this bonus after voting in all scheduled elections during five straight calender years — double if 10 years, triple if 15 years, etc. That will entice older voters to keep returning to the polls.
But what about younger, more easily-manipulable nonvoters? How can we attract all of them to the polls? Glad you asked, Mr/s/etc. Liberaleftistyrant. Since you've brainwashed those you want targeted into "thinking" feeling all monetary gain is totally evil, let them "earn" a nontaxable Youth Voter Prize when they vote in the first scheduled election following their eighteenth birthdays. They each could choose which prize he/she/other gets: guaranteed college admission with free credits towards his/her/whatever graduation; free down payment and zero-percent financing on whichever electric vehicle pleases him/her/huh?; free lifetime pass to the Øfascist pResidential Liebrary & ISIL Training Camp; ten-year supply of free, preprinted protest signs; etc. Like moths to a flame, they'll swarm to anyplace where yes they can grab shiny free stuff.
See? Given all these Positive Alternatives®, Presidespot Øbola's "brain" fart so-called idea of punishing folks for not voting is the worst to come along since his Øfascist"Care."
"but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law"
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nless a tyrannical fascistration wants to spend it unlawfully anyway)," Presidespot Øliar illegally scribbled on our Constitution above this provision.
Of course, he and his regime accomplices already feel they're way above having to obey any of that document's commands. After all, they "honestly know it was fatally flawed from the start" — despite their having allegedly sworn an oath to preserve, protect, and defend it. It's not written for the "country within a country" they're trying desperately to form. So as soon as they've finished "fundamentally transforming" the country they allegedly love, yes they can start using its pages as toilet paper not just figuratively but literally.
This violent offense is yet another of their crimes against constitutionality in the Demøfascist War on Americans.
Three muslims trying to join ISIS from Brooklyn have been arrested for planning to kill FBI agents and police officers in New York City, authorities say — and one of the men allegedly offered to assassinate President Obama and bomb Coney Island.
Federal prosecutors in Brooklyn identified Abdurasul Juraboev, 24, Akhror Saidakhmetov, 19, and Abror Habibov, 30, as having planned to orchestrate a terror outrage in New York City and hijack a commercial plane for ISIS, according to court papers filed on Wednesday.
Juraboev, who is also known as Adbulloh Ibn Hasan, came to the attention of authorities after he posted threatening messages to an Uzbek-language website in August 2014, according to a criminal complaint filed in US District Court in Brooklyn.
'We too wanted to pledge our allegiance and commit ourselves while not present there,' Juraboev wrote while using the name Abdulloh ibn Hasan.
'I am in USA now but we don't have any arms,' he wrote.
'But is it possible to commit ourselves as dedicated martyrs anyway while here?
'What I'm saying is, to shoot Obama and then get shot ourselves, will it do?'
During a meeting with law enforcement officials at his Brooklyn home, Juraboev said he would kill the president because 'of Allah,' and that he would also bomb Coney Island if asked to do so.
Juraboev also said he 'wanted to be a martyr' against the 'polytheists and infidels.'
During today's press conference, it was revealed that while all three men had been in the US legally, Habibov had overstayed his visa.
"Had been." Was that before or after these radical muslim aliens planned to murder our country's top misleader?
'By pledging allegiance to ISIL, these defendants allegedly conspired to fight for a designated foreign terrorist organization, either in Syria or even New York.'
Violent muslim extremist illegal aliens joining islamic terrorists who "are not islamic" and pledging allegiance to a foreign state that's "not a state"? Somebody must be confused.
Muslim terrorists released a video of their mass execution of Christians, Egypt responded with jet fighters carrying bombs, the pope condemned the destruction of life and President Obama went golfing.
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t's called priorities. Those golf balls don't hit themselves, you know.
That's even though the ISIS killers, in their video release of details of their beheading of 21 Coptic Christians dressed in orange prison jumpsuits, referenced the language Obama used just a week ago in his remarks at the National Prayer Breakfast.
The ISIS killers described their victims as "crusaders" after Obama took a jab at Christians when he said: "Unless we get on our high horse and think this is unique to some other place, remember that during the Crusades and the Inquisition, people committed terrible deeds in the name of Christ. And in our home country, slavery, and Jim Crow, all too often was justified in the name of Christ."
Christian Crusades: 16 offensive battles over 180 years against the muslim occupying hordes (A.D. 1080-1260).
Muslim Jihad: 548+ offensive battles over 1,300 years against the whole civilized world (A.D. 620-1920).
Our Lord Jesus Christ: "If your right hand offend thee, cut it off."
Obama's prayer-breakfast remarks drew a rebuke from Christian evangelist Franklin Graham, who reminded the president that Jesus Christ came to earth to die for the guilty, while Islam's Muhammad killed the "innocent."
The Weekly Standard quoted Middle East scholar Bassam Tawil, "Does Obama really want his legacy to be, 'The president who was an even bigger fool than Neville Chamberlain?'"
Yeah, but the latter never won the Nobel PeaCe Prize. So there!
The commentary by Tom Gross referred to the synagogue shooting in Copenhagen over the weekend and accused the Obama team of a "willful lack of understanding about the nature of Islamism, about anti-Semitism, and about the intentions of the Islamic revolutionary government in Iran."
"They seem more interested in disparaging the prime minister of America's ally Israel than in preventing the regime in Tehran going nuclear — a regime which has already de facto taken control of large swathes of Iraq, Yemen, Syria and Lebanon."
The Dhimmedia-approved, PC form of the second country's name is the Model-of-Success Yemen. Don't be disrespectful.
Fox News commentator Charles Krauthammer wrote, "Obama's reaction to, shall we say, turmoil abroad has been one of alarming lassitude and passivity."
He cited the death of American hostage Kayla Mueller, the evacuation of the U.S. embassy in Yemen and warnings from Obama's own appointees.
"And America watches," he wrote. "Obama calls the policy 'strategic patience.' That's a synonym for 'inaction,' made to sound profoundly 'strategic.'
"Such on-the-ground appeasement goes well with the linguistic appeasement whereby Obama dares not call radical Islam by name. And whereby both the White House and State Department spend much of a day insisting that the attack on the kosher grocery in Paris had nothing to do with Jews. It was just, as the president said, someone 'randomly shoot(ing) a bunch of folks in a deli,'" Krauthammer said.
Well, I guess we could say another random muslim randomly shooting a random bunch of Jews. But isn't that becoming monotonous?
hese invading lawbreakers are already stealing our identities. Now, thanks to Demøcrooks, they'll be stealing our votes too:
President Obama's temporary deportation amnesty will make it easier for illegal immigrants to improperly register and vote in elections, state elections officials testified to Congress on Thursday, saying that the driver's licenses and Social Security numbers they will be granted create a major voting loophole.
While stressing that it remains illegal for noncitizens to vote, secretaries of state from Ohio and Kansas said they won't have the tools to sniff out illegal immigrants who register anyway, ignoring stiff penalties to fill out the registration forms that are easily available at shopping malls, motor vehicle bureaus and in curbside registration drives.
Anyone registering to vote attests that he or she is a citizen, but Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted said mass registration drives often aren't able to give due attention to that part, and so illegal immigrants will still get through....
Mr. Husted has written the Obama administration asking for help in identifying the name and date of birth of all noncitizens who get Social Security numbers, which he said would allow states to go back and clear illegally registered voters from their rolls.
He said the administration hasn't responded.
Øliar's lawless fascistration said they'll respond — after the 2016 elections.
peaking of your innumerable, humongous lies, lying Øliar, our labor situation isn't anywhere near as good, nor global warming anywhere near as bad as you say they are.
No amount of low-paying McJobs is ever going to paper over the nearly 100 million working-age Americans — over half of them women — your jobs-killing policies have excluded from your Glorious Recovery™.
The number of women not in the labor force increased from 55,195,000 in November to 55,807,000 in December, an increase of 612,000.
The participation rate for women hit a record low for this year of 56.6 percent, which also matches the 56.6 percent seen in September 1988, a 26-year low.
Also, the planet Mars is experiencing far more global warming than we are.
Time to stop remarking about how unearthly cold it is outside because on Thursday, Mars was actually warmer than many parts of the U.S.
The daytime high in the red planet's Gale Crater, as recorded by NASA's curiosity Rover, was 17.6 degrees F — a whopping 11 degrees warmer than the 6-degree high in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Temperatures in fourteen states from Washington to Maine reported temperatures colder than Mars, as a brutal blast of Arctic air sweeps the country.
Were you Pinocchio, our astronauts could walk to that planet along your nose, then continue their journey out to Pluto.
PARIS (AP) – Masked gunmen shouting "Allahu akbar!" stormed the Paris offices of a satirical newspaper Wednesday, killing 12 people before escaping. It was France's deadliest terror attack in at least two decades.
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f course, Der Fübar doesn't want any of his lackeys calling these islamofascist butchers "terrorists."
f this lying lawbreaking power-abusing liar weren't half-white, his own party would've been clamoring for his impeachment and conviction a long time ago.
Ours is supposed to be a nation of laws, not of mendacious despotic scumbags. The only thing protecting the top bag of scum polluting the office of president now is his skin color. Øbully and the First Fraudy know this and use it to frighten and silence anyone in the press or other party who might otherwise stand up and hold them accountable. The latter fears being called a racist by proven liars much more than being judged an absolute coward by future generations.
We are allowing Barack Obama to get away with this because he is [half-]black. That's it, and that's all. To say if he were white he would have been impeached already is a non-sequitor; if he were white a man of his inexperience and radical background would never have been elected in the first place. America voted for him to prove they were not racist, and now we will let him destroy this government for the same reason.
Which "good" book is that, Øliar? It's certainly not the Holy Bible. Perhaps Marx's Das Kapital or Mao's Little Red Book? Maybe even Mein Kampf? or the Koran? We know it isn't your healthcare-"reform" architect Jonathan Gruber's ØbamaCare for Dummies Stupid Democrat Voters, because that's one of the last things anybody exhibiting any real intelligence would consider "good." Oh, wait — we're talking about you, so you no doubt "think" feel that it is.
But don't worry. Your high priestesses at WaPo et al. are furiously scribbling apologia to protect you against this heretical mocking from us "strictly speaking" folk; just as they always do whenever you lyingly lie through your teeth open your mouth in public.
Who knew Joseph and Mary were illegal immigrants who snuck across international borders to receive executive amnesty from King Herod? Or is this another of those "if God won't act to change His word, I Teh Great & Powerful Øb will!"?
Verily, Øtyrant, the American people grow more and more weary of your monotonous hubris.
Compared to what Lincoln faced in 1861, or Roosevelt in late 1941, or Truman in 1950, or, yes, Bush in 2001, Obama's challenges are relatively modest. Government is not working because Obama subverted entire cabinet agencies and federal bureaucracies — from Homeland Security to NASA to Justice — to make them tools of larger efforts to advance the Obama multicultural therapeutic message rather than to honor and keep faith with their traditional agendas.
When the president uses emphatics like "really" or "actually" or "make no mistake about it," "let me be clear," "in point of fact" or "this is unacceptable," we know that what follows will be untrue and others will be blamed for the president's own self-induced blunders.
ake no mistake: The naked-power-grabbing wimperor has let himself be absolutely clear. Yes he can violate existing law outright as well as personally suspend undermine it.
(1)(A) Any person who... (iii) knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, conceals, harbors, or shields from detection, or attempts to conceal, harbor, or shield from detection, such alien in any place, including any building or any means of transportation;
He directly affords these violators safety and comfort throughout our country, beyond any fear of arrest and prosecution, by his knowing, willful, and ongoing failure to perform his personal duty to take care that the laws of the United States be faithfully executed.
(iv)encourages or induces an alien to come to, enter, or reside in the United States, knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such coming to, entry, or residence is or will be in violation of law;
What better encouragement or inducement could any such alien have than the utter certainty there won't be any legally meaningful consequences whatsoever, all directly because of His Lawlessness' knowing, willful, and ongoing failure to perform his personal duty to take care that the laws of the United States be faithfully executed?
or(v)(I)engages in any conspiracy to commit any of the preceding acts,
He is directly collaborating with and "paying a debt" off to others who together and individually solicit, facilitate, provide cover for, and derive private financial gain from his knowing, willful, and ongoing failure to perform his personal duty to take care that the laws of the United States be faithfully executed.
or(II)aids or abets the commission of any of the preceding acts,
His accomplices couldn't have gotten away with committing the above criminal acts either but for his knowing, willful, and ongoing failure to perform his personal duty to take care that the laws of the United States be faithfully executed.
shall be punished as provided in subparagraph (B). (B) A person who violates subparagraph (A) shall, for each alien in respect to whom such a violation occurs— (i) in the case of a violation of subparagraph (A)(i) or (v)(I) or in the case of a violation of subparagraph (A)(ii), (iii), or (iv) in which the offense was done for the purpose of commercial advantage or private financial gain,
He holds off "paying a debt" that a whopping 73 percent of Americans oppose, for the purpose of affording his rubberstamping Demøcronies in Congress a better chance of winning their reelections and thus retaining their extremely good-paying "jobs" and private salaries. Also, be on the lookout for the lenders of that debt making contributions to his library after he leaves office, paying him exorbitant speaking fees, and offering him and his extremely indictable coconspirators cushy lobbyist positions, just to name a few clear examples of anticipated private financial gain.
be fined under title 18, imprisoned not more than 10 years, or both;
Five million harbored/encouraged/induced aliens multiplied by 10 years each, equals the maximum 50,000,000 years of imprisonment His Criminal-in-Chiefness thoroughly and richly deserves. Which means he'll be eligible for parole in A.D. 40002014, give or take a few millennia. Our descendants then, no doubt, will be trying to still pay off the additional debt he's saddled us all with.
(ii) in the case of a violation of subparagraph (A)(ii), (iii), (iv), or (v)(II), be fined under title 18, imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both;
Tack on another 25,000 millennia to his sentence.
(iii) in the case of a violation of subparagraph (A)(i), (ii), (iii), (iv), or (v)during and in relation to which the person causes serious bodily injury (as defined in section 1365 of title 18) to, or places in jeopardy the life of, any person,
be fined under title 18, imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both;
Centipedes will have evolved and colonized the entire known universe with their starships before His Feloniousness can be released from prison.
and(iv) in the case of a violation of subparagraph (A)(i), (ii), (iii), (iv), or (v)resulting in the death of any person,
I.e., civilians and public safety officers being murdered as a direct result of his knowing, willful, and ongoing failure to perform his personal duty to take care that the laws of the United States be faithfully executed.
be punished by death or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, fined under title 18, or both.
He definitely deserves the needle for all the murderous havoc and mayhem directly attributable to every one of his heinous crimes.
(b) Seizure and forfeiture
"Gross proceeds" of His Slimeballness' continuous crime spree, including his salary, pension, and other ill-gotten wealth, should be redistributed to those whose lives and livelihoods he's been wrecking and destroying by his serial violations. It would be partial justice.
Of course, none of them will be receiving any from this totally lawless misadministration, due to the following subsection:
(c) Authority to arrest
No officer or person shall have authority to make any arrests for a violation of any provision of this section except officers and employees of the Service designated by the Attorney General, either individually or as a member of a class, and all other officers whose duty it is to enforce criminal laws.
This horror movie the America people are either haplessly living or mercilessly dying in is called Guilty & Guiltier, and it stars Baracrook Øtyrant and his AG in the title roles.
This is a leaked copy of a secret memo (from the future) written by the Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus, dated Nov. 10, 2014:
Dear Fellow Republicans:
I hate to say that I told you so, but I told you so.
I warned you almost two years ago that the Republican Party had to extend its appeal to Hispanics. Instead, we kicked up a s**tstorm over stalling on immigration reform, and we lost the House because of it. And now, we've got a big, fat load of nothing.
Wrong.
U.S. Senate and House and an overwhemling majority of state governorships and legislatures now in Republican hands. The last time DemØcriminals held less House seats, your grandfather was a kid; and the Civil War was breaking out when they controlled fewer state legislatures.
Perhaps I'm the only who noticed that:
(a) The Hispanic vote is the fastest-growing part of the electorate, increasing its percentage of the total vote by one percent every year; (b) The Hispanic vote is concentrated in states like Texas and Florida that we must hold in order to be considered a national party; and (c) In the 2012 Presidential election cycle, we lost the Hispanic vote by a ridiculous 68 percent to 30 percent.
So we already were skating on thin ice, going into the 2014 midterm elections. And what did we do? We started jumping up and down on that thin ice, we crashed through it, and we drowned.
Wrong.
It appears your bloated corpses are the ones washing up en masse on that frozen beach.
It should have told us something when Senators like Rubio, McCain and Flake, Republicans representing states with lots of Hispanic voters, said that we needed immigration reform. The Tea Party kept yelling that we would lose big if the undocumented won a path to votership. Yet the Republican Senators who supposedly had the most to lose from this, those very ones, spoke out for immigration reform.
Wrong.
Even more than they are.
Pandering to this or that group or class to get their votes is for losers. Governing for the benefit of and in the interests of all Americans is what winners do.
And it should have been obvious what we had to do, when a substantial number of Republican Senators came out in favor of a sane and rational immigration bill. The Tea Party was hoping that the immigration bill would meet the same fate as the April 2013 gun control bill — death by filibuster. They were wrong. Sen. McConnell couldn't hold the Republican Senators together in a filibuster, because even at that early point, the polling showed that there were a lot more single-issue pro-immigration voters than there are single-issue pro-gun-control voters. And that was before all the fun started, in 2014, in the House of Representatives.
Boehner told us, "Don't worry, I've got this." And then he went into the usual Orange Man routine: lots of bills, lots of hearings, lots of meetings with "stakeholders," lots of letters back and forth between House Committee Chairs and Obama Administration officials, lots of amendments, mark-ups in three different committees, etc., etc.
All while the Hispanic vote was coming to a slow boil.
And then the party-line House Floor vote, and Boehner's refusal to put any Senate bill up for a vote, and Boehner's refusal to appoint House-Senate conferees. At which point, the Hispanic vote boiled over.
Wrong.
Your share dropped this election. It was the same as the 2010 midterms'. The only boiling over going on around here is what appears to be an Ebola-like fever melting away the last few viable micrograms of grey matter clinging for dear life to the insides of your otherwise empty skull.
For once, the White House communications staff got it right. Instead of the president assailing "Congress," the president assailed the Republicans. And he hit us where it hurt, calling out Republicans as heartless and soulless. The "Mean Party." I particularly well-recall when our supposedly "Muslim" president quoted Matthew 25:40 from the King James Bible: "Truly I say to unto you, inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these, my brethren, ye have done it unto me." Plenty of Hispanics came right out and called us racists.
Wrong.
Perpetually aggrieved self-haters like you can only "think" of calling whoever opposes their insane words and deeds that. Not winning the argument? Then accuse the other person of being a racist, sexist, homophobe, bigot, heartless, mean, etc., etc., etc.! How original.
Besides, Demøcrasshole, "Hispanics" aren't a race. Unless you "think" feel "Americans" are too.
Actually, the American people have a rich and vital heritage that, unlike you and your divide-and-conquer party, Republicans love truly and completely and are working hard to universally and faithfully promote, preserve, protect, and defend.
And then, as the clock ticked down, the protests — Oh God, the protests. Undocumented workers saying that they had worked for weeks and never been paid. That they had worked 70 hours each week in the hot sun, and hadn't been paid enough to feed their hungry babies. Teenagers pleading for the chance to remain in the only country that they could remember, and not be exported like farm animals to a place that they had never known. Women testifying that they had been raped, but were afraid to go to the police, because they feared deportation and permanent separation from their own families.
And then the Tea Party lunatics started showing up at the protests with guns, and threatening "citizen arrests."
And then crazy Sheriff Arpaio started making real arrests.
Every night, on the news. For weeks. Then months. While the House Republicans engaged in vigorous onanism.
Wrong.
Your so-called president and party's mindless refusal to enact or enforce any laws that would prevent all these Dire Consequences™ from ever happening is the real culprit. Not that self-gratification you're projecting onto Republicans.
Lawless, open borders invite nothing but false hopes and massive exploitation ultimately for the tens of millions of people whose greatest dreams your nationally suicidal "executive actions" and "reforms" can only crush. Just wave after unsustainable wave of them left withering underneath those cruel rays of your monotonously stellar promises.
Speaking of projection, why don't you break precedent and be honest with the American people for a change? Tell them that "path to [Demøcriminal] votership" is the sole thing you soulless bastards are after with your supercharged magnets.
We thought that we had a lock on the House of Representatives. We had that huge 10-to-1 post-Citizens United advantage in sewer money. We had the ridiculously gerrymandered congressional boundaries that in 2012 had delivered lopsided Republican House delegation majorities of:
13 to five in Pennsylvania; 12 to four in Ohio; 8 to three in Virginia; 9 to five in Michigan; and 17 to 10 in Florida,
— all states that President Obama had won in the same year. (How else could we lose the national House vote by 1.6 million, and still end up on top by 35 seats? Hah!)
Well, we learned that we didn't have a lock on the House. And we lost it in a way that nobody expected, except that one guy in Central Florida. (For sure, the Three Stooges, Rothenberg, Cook and Sabato, never saw it coming.) We got the Hispanics so incensed that they voted 90-to-10 against us, just like the African Americans do, every time.
Wrong.
Your total obsession with race continues to be your undoing. Have you bothered to ask what really incenses them — besides, of course, your taking them entirely for granted? After you Demøcriminals took over the House and Senate in 2007, did you do anything about poverty, underemployment, wage gaps, welfare dependence, or prime working-age participation — besides, of course, making them all worse? Did you show you care far more about creating a government that's helpful and accountable to all of us than a party that just counts on helping itself to this or that group's votes?
After the 2012 election, there were 19 House Republican seats in districts that were 25 percent Hispanic or more. We managed to lose them all. Every single one of them.
Ileana Ros-Lehtinen — gone, after 25 years.
Ken Calvert, Buck McKeon and Ed Royce — all gone, after 22 years. (McKeon must have seen it coming; he retired.)
Hispanics were so riled up against Republicans that even tokenism didn't work for us. Diaz-Balart and Nunes (Portuguese, actually) were swept out, along with Pearce and Farenthold.
At the last minute, there was a Republican push in Texas to remove party identification from the ballot, but that went nowhere. So Farenthold, Neugebauer, Conaway, Poe and Culbertson all kicked the bucket.
Wrong.
All who sought reelection are alive and kicking, Dumbøcrass. And you spelled Culberson's name wrong to boot.
And it turned out that our great Republican "victory" in taking redistricting away from the Democratic-controlled California Legislature (while keeping control in all the states where we're on top) didn't help us at all. In California, we lost Valadao, Miller, Nunes, Denham, Calvert, McKeon, McCarthy, Cook, Royce and Hunter. We went from 34 Democrats and 19 Republicans in California to 44 Democrats and 9 Republicans. Could the Democrats in the California Legislature possibly have done any worse to us? (Answer: "No.")
Wrong.
All those running bested you. Plus Buck McKeon along with John Campbell were succeeded by Republicans.
You should've mentioned that Gary Miller announced his retirement months before HuffPost let you puke your unsightly, slanderous drivel up on it. But since his successor is the only one in California you can vigorously self-gratify to before going blind, that means you went from 38 (not 34) to 39 (not 44) Demøcriminals there. Whoopee.
Part of the problem was that a lot of our people just didn't know how to run in a competitive race. Take Randy Neugebauer — please. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to shout out "Baby Killer!" at another Member of the House in the midst of a debate on health care — when 40 percent of all Hispanics in America have no health coverage whatsoever. In 2012, Neugebauer won by 70 points. In 2014, he lost by eight. (Luckily for Rep. Joe Wilson, someone else given to vigorous expostulation at inopportune moments, Wilson's district is less than five percent Hispanic.)
Wrong.
He won by over 54 points. You were off by 62. (Luckily for America, Rep. Wilson won by over 25 points.)
Losing those 19 seats just killed Republicans in the House. (We had only 17 to spare.) The Democrats actually gained seats in the Senate — including one in Texas, which is now just under 40 percent Hispanic. Farewell, GOP filibusters in the Senate!
Wrong.
Unless by "gain" you mean bidding farewell to eight nine of those seats.
But we still have the Supreme Court, right? Well, maybe not, since Justice Scalia, now 78 years old, went into the hospital last month, and he hasn't come out yet.
Wrong.
But if it helps you engage in a lot of that vigorous onanism, don't mind us. We're not your optometrist.
In the last few days, I've spoken to a lot of lobbyists (or as I like to call them, "the owners") — at least the ones who still take my calls. They weren't happy even before the election. Nothing was moving through Congress, which means that nothing was moving for them. But now, with the Democrats holding the White House, the House, and a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate, I've got nothing to offer them.
The Chamber of Commerce doesn't care about abortion. It doesn't care about the Second Amendment, or about gay marriage, or about prayer in the schools. The Chamber of Commerce cares about tax breaks and drilling rights and deregulation and no-bid contracts and bailouts. And now, we here in the GOP have no way to help them.
And the electorate? They now see us Republicans exactly as so many of us really are: as callous, bigoted tools.
Wrong.
You're also forgetting to slander the millions upon millions of regular Americans who voted for these "callous, bigoted tools" as well. Then again, you might somehow actually "think" feel mindlessly belittling others isn't the most surefire way of persuading them to cast their ballots for you and your ilk next time, instead.
Nah, that's giving you too much credit. Must be HuffPost simply forgot to provide you enough space to accommodate your entire scurrilous screed.
Gentlemen, we have taken the biggest special-interest money machine in the history of the world, and we have destroyed it. By defeating some immigration bill that millionaires and billionaires and multinational corporations actually would have benefited from.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Wrong.
It's you and your extremely overpaid multimillionaire minions who still "think" feel yes you can benefit from, in their own words, "the stupidity of the American voter."
No, don't bother lying that you never heard of your party's Gruber Rule™.
Speaker-Elect Nancy Pelosi already has told us what she, personally, will introduce H.R. 1: The Immigration Reform Act of 2015. With an 18-month path to citizenship that leaves several months to register all of those undocumented Democrats before the 2016 election. Consolidating the permanent Democratic majority.
Goodbye, Texas. Goodbye, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, Colorado and Florida. In every national election from Day One, the Democrats now start with 30 percent of the national vote from African-Americans and Hispanics, and then they see how far they can run up the score. In other words, the Grand Old Party is now the Grand Dead Party.
Stick a fork in us. We're done.
Wrong.
We've only just begun.
But it was nice of you to finally admit in your parting shot there the real reason you "care" about the unlawfully-present aliens your unctuous pandering and unkeepable promises help bring here.
In case you couldn't tell, this is fiction, at least today. But by November 2014, it might be fact. We shall see. – Rep. Alan Grayson
Wrong.
You and you so-called president and party still don't see.
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