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Dictator of the Year

 

"It shows the pitiful, lawless, degradation of our once free country resulting from Obama...."


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am not a tyrant!" is one the first things every tyrant throughout history has whined — usually right after declaring he is the law:

"We can't wait for Congress to do its job, so where they won't act, I will...." "It is the belief of this administration [fascistration –FIFY, LR] that we can't wait for action on the Hill...." "If Congress won't act, I will...."

[Der Fübar] ought to know — but apparently doesn't — that the executive branch must work with the Congress, not evade it, and it is not the president's role to determine what Congress' job is and whether or not it is doing that job. The Constitution determines what Congress' job is, and the voters are the ones to determine whether or not their representatives are doing their job.

It's the very thing the Tyrant-n-Thief Baracrook He's-a-lyin' Øfascist whined at one of his Nuremberg Rallies hand-picked assemblies last May.

Unfortunately, you've grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity that's at the root of all our problems. [Tyrannese-to-English translation: "Nobody should be allowed to point out that I constantly lie and am a complete fraud and that my fascist dictatorship is as transparent as a brick wall."]

Some of these same voices also do their best to gum up the works. [Translation: "Neither should anybody be allowed to defy, in any way, my tyranny."]

They'll warn that tyranny's always lurking just around the corner. [Translation: "Ha ha, too late. It ain't lurkin' anymore. It's now goose-stompin' on all your throats!"]

You should reject these voices. [Translation: "You, my gaggle of wind-up mindless Øbots, should obediently destroy anybody who does not obsequiously bow down to Me!]

Every tyrant must create some Enemy Of The People™ to distract those he oppresses, lest they focus on the real cause of their growing miseries and subjugation; namely, his tyranny. In the case of Øfascist, that scapegoat is everybody with the courage to stand up and publicly fight for all of our most hard-won freedoms.

None of our nation's founders would've had any trouble recognizing the usurpations, lawlessness, and other assorted depravities we're increasingly witnessing from Bareich Øfascist as nothing but the final, desperate acts of a discredited despot.



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How the Grinch Stole Your Health Care Plan!

 

He's a foul øne.


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his is where the similarity to Seuss' tale ends:

After stealing all your health care plans, he returns only a few of them to those he arbitrarily and unlawfully deems "hardship cases."

Cindy Lou Who whose health plan he stole? "Tough tots, toots!" pResident Grinch maniacally bellows.

You're a mean one, pRes. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus.
You're as charming as an eel, pRes. Grinch.
You're a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

That was after he promised her she could keep her doctor and her health care plan. After he patted her on the head, gave her a drink of Kool-Aid®, and sent her back to bed — then proceeded to steal everything she had.

You're a monster, pRes. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, pRes. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

But at the top of Mount Corrupt (and the bottom of the polls), he has a selective Change™ of "heart [sic]." To appease Whoever was still idiotically gullible or stupidly self-deluded enough to brainlessly believe his lies and suckerly support him, he illegally decides to discriminately give them exclusive exemptions.

Union Thug Who? "Hey! You're a hardship case. Have your plan back," he unilaterally decrees.

You're a vile one, pRes. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, pRes. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile.

Congresswho Exempted Abovethelaw Freeloader Who? "Merry Christmas WinterFest™! Yes, you can keep your special subsidies that no other American can get," he corruptly proclaims with another of his arrogant smirks.

You're a foul one, pRes. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk, pRes. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

Campaign Contributor Who? "Another hardship case here! Yes, you can get and keep my Lawless Exemption too," he despotically dictates.

You're a rotter, pRes. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot, with moldy purple spots, pRes. Grinch.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots.

So, the New & Improved® Øbreakable Promise* is: "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it, unless I don't like it because I've tyrannically declared it 'substandard,' then you can't keep it, unless I'm tanking in the polls and have to pretend to be doing something about it, then I'll lawlessly delay the extreme, inevitable damage coming from this unaffordable Colossal Disaster me and my party exclusive built (i.e., nobody else made that happen) until after next year's elections."

Has the Lying Liar-n-Thief made himself absolutely clear?

You nauseate me, pRes. Grinch.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey, and you drive a crooked horse, pRes. Grinch.
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
* All this always subject to Change™ without any prior notice or statutory authorization.


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About-to-lose-your Care Act

 

Welcome to the Udopia.


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emember, Fraudulent Baracrook He'sALyin' Ølying-Liar (D-ILie) told you "no matter how we reform health care, we will keep this promise to the American people: If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor. Period!"

Now he's telling your doctor, "If you like your practice, you won't be able to keep your practice if you can't fully comply with all our extremely costly, excessively time-consuming, and egregiously burdensome dictates. Period!"

(WBIR-Kingston) Practitioners have less than a month to meet new standards under the Affordable [sic] Care Act (ACA).

However, some East Tennessee private practices are choosing to leave the business instead.

Dr. Robert Parker of Parker Family Eyecare in Kingston will close his private practice by the end of the month. He spent three years at the Race Street location.

Parker said it is too burdensome to meet the new federal requirements....

"If you don't have a scribe or someone who can input it into the computer while you're seeing the patient, you will find yourself doing a lot of inputting instead of listening to the patient and taking care of the patient. I've already had some doctors tell me that's a problem," he said....

Parker knows of at least two East Tennessee medical doctors choosing to close their practices; he believes private practices will one day be nonexistent.

"When they lose that local person that they've gone to for years and has watched their families grow up, you lose a lot of continuity of the care," Parker said.

Starting in January 2014, doctors who do not use the electronic system could face [business-killing] penalties.

Thanks for tyrannically forcing us to lose our doctors we like, Ø Dictator-in-Chief.

Just goes to show once again your alleged "promises" aren't worth the lie-drenched bad breath they were spewed on.



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Titanic 'Fixed'

 

Deckchairs rearranged. Band told to play livelier tunes. Passengers given permission to walk on tilting walls.


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hat big gaping hole in the side of the ship? That's just one side. Here, look at the other side of the ship! See? It's working fine. Forward!"

Speaking of big gaping holes, the lack of security at Healthcare.gov NoYouCantBuyAnythingHere.oops is so bad you still have no reasonable expectation that any personal data you enter there won't be stolen by identity thieves.

Data security weaknesses continue to plague Obamacare's systems, erecting another obstacle to successful enrollment. If people don't believe their sensitive information is safe, they're far less likely to roll the dice and plug in Social Security numbers and financial data into the federal (and state level) exchanges. One expert hacker tells CNBC that Healthcare.gov is woefully under-protected and wonders what, if any, measures were originally built into the website's structure....

Okay, so it still has major security holes. It still can't process any payments. It still won't calculate your subsidies. It still isn't of any practical use to consumers, employers, or insurers. But other than all that, it's "fixed!"

In the minds of more and more Americans, the only thing this Øbarnum & Sebelius Circus™ has fixed is the idea there truly is a sucker born every minute.



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Unfixable Presidency

 

No, you cannot untell your Big Lies, Ølying liar.


“You won't [release the Benghazi Massacre video] because it will show that our leaders knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that we were under attack — not by some angry mob over some obscure video but by a coordinated fighting force with a specific mission and sufficient command and control to destroy our facility and kill our people in Benghazi.

“At SOS [Special Operations Speaks], we are former Special Operations soldiers. We know how these fights begin … and end. We know that in combat men are isolated from their support, and sometimes lost. We have never, though, witnessed the willful withholding of support from American soldiers in mortal danger. We have never seen a commander-in-chief wander from his command post, go to bed and then casually fly away the next day to tend to his campaign ambitions. These actions were cowardly and selfish, NOT the actions of an honorable American president.

We're never going to let this issue go. . . Barack Obama is our President [sic]. Hillary Clinton wants to be [that's even sicker]. They both are unfit — by virtue of their actions on this night alone — to lead our troops. When the red phone rang, no one answered. We are going to make this egregious and shameful violation of the American warrior ethos public until those responsible are brought to justice!



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