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'Barney looks like Rambo next to Obama'


That is, Mayberry's Barney Fife. Not the purple and green dinosaur.


omparing His Emptychairness Baracrook Hammer'n'sickle Øbaron von Münchhausen to a bumbling, inept deputy sheriff is completely unfair. Deputy Fife never released extremely dangerous prisoners on purpose, or gave in to the demands of our mortal enemies — let alone swap numerous top-level terrorist savages for a single filthy defector and traitor.

Barney, unlike Barry, takes his oath to defend the public seriously, always doing his best to uphold the law, protect the good citizens he serves, and bring honor to his office. No, nobody can accuse Bernard Milton Fife of refusing to enforce any laws he doesn't like, or of outright and unilaterally altering their provisions for his own personal, political gain, or of ever adhering to America's enemies, giving them aid and comfort.

When the people of his town are threatened, Barn the Lawman rushes out selflessly to confront that threat.

Barry the Incoherent just rushes to the nearest microphone to declare,

But I don't want to put the cart before the horse. We don't have a strategy yet. I think [sic] what I've seen in some of the news reports suggests that folks are getting a little further ahead of where we're at than we currently are.... We need to make sure that we've got clear plans, that we're developing them....

We are going to work politically and diplomatically with folks in the region. And we're going to cobble together the kind of coalition that we need for a long-term strategy as soon as we are able to fit together the military, political and economic components of that strategy.

Before rushing to three political fundraisers and the wedding of one of his media lapdogs, of course.

Deputy Fife never takes as many taxpayer-funded vacations or trips to the golf course as Dictator Øfascist does, either. Also, the most tyrannical thing Barney ever does is tell Floyd the Barber not to loiter in front of his own shop. Bareich Totalitarian Øbrownshirt would scream at him, "You didn't build that!" and demand he pay an even higher "fair share" of taxes before siccing the EPA on him to scrutinize his hair-disposal methods, while ordering the NSA to monitor all his emails, calls, and financial transactions as well as those of each of his customers.

So stop comparing the stuttering, thin-skinned, whiny egomaniac to one of Mayberry's finest.

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'Thanks for Your Open Borders Policy, al-Obama! XXXOOO, al-Qaeda'


"Al-Qaeda is on the run," lying Øliar lied.


errorists and tuberculosis are crossing our border, thanks to Baracrook Øtyrant and all the unauthorized welcome mats he illegally placed there.

Specifically, Judicial Watch sources reveal that the militant group Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) is confirmed to now be operating in Juarez, a famously crime-infested narcotics hotbed situated across from El Paso, Texas. Violent crimes are so rampant in Juarez that the U.S. State Department has issued a number of travel warnings for anyone planning to go there. The last one was issued just a few days ago.

Intelligence officials have picked up radio talk and chatter indicating that the terrorist groups are going to "carry out an attack on the border," according to one JW source. "It's coming very soon," according to this high-level source, who clearly identified the groups planning the plots as "ISIS and Al Qaeda." An attack is so imminent that the commanding general at Ft. Bliss, the U.S. Army post in El Paso, is being briefed, another source confirms. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) did not respond to multiple inquiries from Judicial Watch, both telephonic and in writing, about this information.

But don't expect his lap-dog presstitutes to pause their Baracrotch Servicing™ long enough to notice and report any of this. So what he's "coming up with a plan" on the golf course, while al-Qaeda's executing theirs at the border to murder and maim us on our own soil? Everybody knows he could personally saw off the head of one of those presstitutes in mid-slurp, and they'd still fall all over themselves to cover up and excuse his crimes.

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B.S. in Savetheplanetology


"One of the biggest issues facing climate science today is the divergence of reality (observations) from the model output." –WattsUpWithThat.com

Dr. Roy Spencer's analysis of models-vs-reality

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If Obama Hated America's Enemies As Much As He Hated His...


His Wimperial Fecklessness would be "evicting" bombing into oblivion the "on-the-run™" ISIS/al-Qaeda terrorists who beheaded American journalist James Foley, instead of playing golf and whining about Republicans.

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Inhumane Coward Vacations While al-Qaeda Burns Iraq


"Terrorists on Teh Run™ Another Rampage™. Period. Full stop."

“Now more women and children have been carted off into slavery and 90 men executed by the brutal Islamic State militants [terrorists], making a mockery of Obama’s ['horsesh*t'] victory claim.”
–Conservative Tribune

he Caliphate-enabler-in-Chief has far better things to do than personally lead a visibly strong U.S. response to the islamofascist terrorist enemy's child-beheading blitzkrieg across the Middle East. Like golf. And hobnobbing with one-percenters at Martha's Vineyard. And, of course, attending fundraisers.

Everybody knows the criticizers only criticize him because he's half-white black. They just want to deny him his constitutional right to play at least 200 rounds of golf before he leaves office the congressional midterms.

Look at what all the Øbamilitant extremistration is doing while its beloved führer makes the extreme personal sacrifice of immersing himself for weeks in his own fair share of exorbitant opulence.

OK. Look harder.

No, really hard.

Hey Barack Hussein Obama, way to go fella, now we once again see that your so called "breaking of the siege" at Mt. Sinjar was more of your lies and propaganda — and this time more people had to unfortunately die as ISIS made their point in mocking you. You Sir, Mr. President are a piece of work and as I previously stated, an inhumane coward. Enjoy your vacation, dance the night away, play more golf but just know that you are an abject failure and just like Bill Clinton enabled the Taliban and al-Qaida to rise — so it goes on your watch.

See? It's succeeding at getting the islamofascist terrorist enemy to come up with even stronger ways to mock him than before.

And those criticizers didn't think that could be done. Just proves what a load of equine fecal matter that was!

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'We need income equality,' said Obama while luxuriously vacationing at Martha's Vineyard


Out. Of. Touch.


peaking of out of touch:

FLASHBACK: Obama Promises No Vacations For Himself As President [VIDEO]

"The bargain that any president strikes with is, you give me this office and in turn my... need for... vacations, leisure is gone. I am giving myself to you."

What. A. Liar.


Obama didn't want Bush's war in Iraq to have resulted in a stable democracy there.

This wasn't supposed to happen, either, but Iraq was never supposed to be secure. That's why Obama didn't want to leave any troops there, so he used this phony Status of Forces Agreement. But the Iraqis did promise immunity [for our Troops], and the New York Times reported that in June of this year. Obama's just making it up or lying about it. [Indeed.]

Speaking of the Lying Liar-n-Thief and the Lies He Tells:

Obama administration endorsed US corporate inversion during auto bailout

[B]ack in 2009 the administration authorized a $1.7 billion bailout to autoparts maker Delphi as it reorganized in bankruptcy and reincorporated overseas.

"If I like your corporation, you can keep your corporation's inversion. Period."

Lawless lying loafing leech.


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Obama: 'If you like your cease-fire, you can keep your cease-fire. Period.'


Or not.

Hamas violates its own cease-fires. It declares cease-fires and then denies that it declared them. It seems to have almost as many positions on cease-fires as John Kerry does on Iraq.

Israel's unilateral cease-fires with Hamas are as worthless as its unilateral withdrawal from Gaza which allowed Hamas to take over the area. The cease-fires don't stop the fighting. They don't bring an end to the violence.

That's what war is for.

But John Kerry is almost as obsessed with cease-fires as he is with finding a toupee that stays put during intense windsurfing sessions. The complete uselessness of the cease-fires hasn't stopped the completely useless top diplomat from constantly proposing new ones.


orry, Hamassholes. The version 2 two-state Final Solution doesn't work when your would-be victims are better armed and won't board any cattle cars headed for death camps.

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