erhaps Sgt. Tahmooressi's mother should tweet, "Working to open all the U.S.-Mexico border!" Only then would Baracrook Øliar agree to negotiate with the barbaric thugs who captured him. No doubt lawbreaker-n-thief Øfascist would illegally trade five of the most murderous drug lords we have in our prisons for him.

All as a way, of course, to distract you from his Second Great Recession, his hateful mistreatment of our sick Veterans, his cruel and costly war on our energy producers, his blowing the cover on our CIA agents, his perpetually dismal poll numbers, and his Guns For Terrorists™ ploy that left four American public servants dead.

That's why he's trying to tout his trade of five of the most murderous terrorist leaders we had in custody for a "captured" deserter in Afghanistan as something other than a massive, total failure that will endanger us all. He's even sent out liar Susan Blame-Youtube Rice to lie insanely about Sgt. Bergdahl, lying that this anti-America aider and comforter of our deadly enemies "served with honor and distinction." Yeah, for al-Qaeda.

It is a far, far bigger lie that Øliar tells, than he has ever told; it is a far, far bigger crime that he goes to commit than we have ever seen.

Army SGT Bergdahl was not "captured" by the enemy in 2009. He abandoned his assigned post on his Forward Operating Base (FOB), leaving his weapon. Several U.S. Army Soldiers lost their lives in search for Bergdahl. His disappearance can only be classified as desertion and the media must not be so giddy about a good news story that they don't tell the truth — which is apparent to many. The allegation of desertion is serious. It is grave because it occurred during a war, during combat operations.

The U.S. Army must uphold proper order and discipline and this allegation must be investigated — but the truth is already known. I believe the liberal media will attempt to elevate him to some type of status that will cause the Army not to pursue the right direction under the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). We who have served in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other combat areas of operation against radical Islamists know they don't hold our troops — they are savagely and brutally murdered. They exist to kill Americans.

Are we glad that Bergdahl is home? After five years, yes, but there are many unanswered questions that cannot be dismissed because of emotions.

Allen West

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	9:57 PM   0

ut you mere commoners not among these Few enjoying Their Spite Privilege, King Øtyrant and Queen Moochie-Antoinelle graciously consent to let you all eat cake.

So choke down a big, fat slice of extremely high insurance rates. (No, you cannot be allowed to get any of those special Congressional subsidies.)

Then a massive, juicy slice of part-time work instead of full-time employment. (No, you cannot be allowed to keep any of your plans or benefits.)

Then an icing drowned slice of income-tax increases should you dare disobey King Øtyrant's royal command to Be Insured Exactly As I Mandate Or Else^®. (No, you cannot be allowed to get any of those special Big Corporation waivers or delays.)

Then a nice, heaping slice of less and lower-quality service. (No, you cannot be allowed to keep your doctor.)

Then a clumpy, bleeding slice of paying for elective abortions the merciless killing of completely innocent and defenseless life growing inside every woman whose conscious choice to willfully not control what happens to her own body enough to prevent the creation of somebody she knew or should have known would mean nothing more to her than a hated "inconvenience" that "should" or "must" die, has led so predictably to that callous, premeditated act. (No, you cannot be allowed to exercise your right to choose not to pay for it.)

And, no, you cannot be allowed to have any ice cream to make any of them seem even remotely palatable.

By His Imperiously Royal Hand,

/SS/ ZEmpeRØ Øtyrant, Defender of the Stompy Foot, Transforminger of the Fundamentallies, Princess of the Royal Barry-cades, Etc. &tc.

At the White Spite House

Attest:

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	8:47 AM   0

hat leaves the federal government about $275 billion this month for everything else except $40 billion in Sure'd Be Nice To Have IF We Had The Money™ programs that, yes, surely can and should be shut down, especially the extremely unaffordable, miserably failing DemØfascist"Care".

Now let's look at next month:

Due Nov. 1: $60 billion "bill" payment (Social Security, Medicare, Military pay)

Due Nov. 30: $20 billion "bill" payment (debt principal plus interest)

Nov. Revenue: $250 billion

November's remaining $170 will take care of everything else except $65 billion in more Sure'd Be Nice To Have IF We Had The Money™ programs.

Yes we can and must "sacrifice" those for the sake of our fiscal sanity.

Each side limiting its argument to the former would be infinitely more helpful towards returning us to the latter than ZEmpeRØ Stompy Foot I screaming "Give me (higher) Debt Ceiling, or (I'll) give you Death! Default!" over and over and over again like some allahu-akbarring terrorist trying to fly his hijacked passenger plane full speed into the New York Stock Exchange.

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	11:36 PM   0

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	2:57 PM   0

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	9:19 PM   0

o, just who're "arsonists," "insane," "terrorists," "extortionists," "kidnappers," and "holding a gun to our heads," now?

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	6:00 AM   0

n an extremely capricious backtrack from his extremist, heartless Screw You Fallen Soldiers! stance, ZEmpeRØ Stompy Foot I capitulated again to Republican lawmakers' efforts to specifically fund federal programs he has vindictively and often sadistically shut down. While he continues to hold the American people hostage to his extreme and completely selfish demands regarding his already failed DemØfascist"Care", a bipartisan alliance led by Republicans are moving forward with plans to get the rest of the government fully back online.

When asked to explain why Stompy Foot I keeps breaking his extremist promise to never, ever, ever, never, ever approve any such "piecemeal approach" whatsoever-ever-ever, his spokescrickets chirped louder and more nervously than ever.

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	11:07 PM   0

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	5:51 PM   0

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	12:12 AM   0

he Øfascist Environmental Protection Agency's first instinct was to order every American's mouth and nose "temporarily stitched shut." But with the massive number of medical professionals fleeing the health care sector due to Øfascist"Care" 4Ø4"Care", its enforcement officers determined this approach would be highly impracticable. Plan B — showing the officers YouTube videos that demonstrate the procedure so yes they can do it themselves — was rejected as well after EPA lawyers discovered that practicing medicine without a licence is, unfortunately, still illegal in most states.

Then the Deputy Associate Vice-Assistant Administrator for the Clean Air Regulatory Enforcement Division's Swamp Gas Inspections Sub-Bureau, Dorriss Litch-Boser, submitted an extremely ingenious proposal: "Hire contractors to build and deploy super-supersized giant vacuum cleaners, or 'SSGVCs,' around the country to barricade and contain America's unregulatable air." Naturally, the EPA administrator approved her proposal. A minority-owned business in Bethesda, Maryland, "VacuumZ Repair-n-Delivery," was contracted to build 17,000 SSGVCs and deliver them by November 1, to EPA's swarm of field offices across the United States. Each SSGVC would be capable of sucking about six billion tons of air out of the sky.

Responding to public concerns about EPA's plan, pResident fuBarack Øbombast said Republican members of Congress left him no other choice. "They're holding the very air you breathe hostage! If this Shutdown! continues much longer, we're all literally going to die, thanks to them," he told reporters between the 11th and 12th holes of the "shut-down" Andrews Air Force Base Golf Course.

Republican leaders countered that they have passed a bill that would fully fund the EPA, including its enforcement of clean air regulations, but Senate Demøcrooked misleader Harry Reid Hank the Ripper has forbidden any vote on it. "He's already denied children with cancer the funds we requested for the medical research that could save their lives. So it's not at all surprising he wants them and the rest of us to not even have any air," House Speaker John Boehner said.

An EPA spokesman said the giant vacuum cleaners would be turned on a few days before Thanksgiving, unless the agency receives "its entitled funding."

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	11:26 PM   0

f all the lame excuses proffered by the Øfascist regime during the alleged "Shutdown!" — including why Øbonkers "had" to close the World War II memorial, because only park policemen know CPR but they've been furloughed, but yes local 911 calls can still be made, and yes local ambulances are still only minutes away, and... oh, never mind — this one about Øfascist"Care" being Teh Law Of Teh Land So There!, outlames them all. That's such an extremely desperate reach, even the fascist totalitarians making it should be completely embarrassed. Although, it should come as no surprise, they're also too cluelessly idiotic not to be.

Øfascist"Care" itself obliterated numerous laws inside its 2,700 pages. That's why practically every other provision of it says, "Section so-and-so of Title such-and-such is hereby amended by replacing it entirely with the following...." Out with the old law, in with the new.

This is what Congress does. If it finds that a law is unworkable, unaffordable, unfair, uncaring, unprotective, unhelpful, or just plain un-American — in Øfascist"Care"'s case, replace that last "or" with "and" — Congress has the power, thanks to our Constitution, to take it forever off the books effective immediately.

But let's look at this Ø Holy Tehlawoftehlandsothere! so blindly and fanatically worshiped solely by Demøcrooks, mindless liberals, tinhorn dictators, and fascist totalitarians^(birm). If it's so good and wonderful, why are they busily exempting themselves from its major requirements? Because it's clear they're extremely godawful — both Demøcrooks and those requirements — that's why. Demøfascist members of Congress and their staffs know if they don't exempt themselves, their paychecks will suffer such tremendous blows they'll each have to quit or retire "spend more time with my family." Of course, they grant none of us mere peasants the same special privilege. How could they? We're the suckers ones they've been waiting for to pay all the changed taxes they need so yes they can fund all their luxurious exemptions. Yes the rest of us can just each cake.

On top of their interminable McJobsful "recovery," Demøfascists' exalted Law Without End Amen™ is also destroying good-paying full-time jobs. So badly in fact, Demøcorrupt pResident Øfascist resorted to repealing and replacing, without Congress's approval, the very Holy Dates on which its Inviolable Provisions are required to take effect. He ignored his own Teh Law Of Teh Land So There! and pushed back those Unchangeable Dates past next year's congressional elections, when it'll be too late for you to take back any ballots you unwisely cast for Demøfascist senators and congressmøbsters whose unworkable, unaffordable Teh Law Of Teh Land So There! had left your employer no choice but to make you a part-time worker or fire you. How convenient for them.

Of course, yes you can look førward to the convenience of having even less money to personally keep track of after their Teh Law Of Teh Land So There! forces you to pay shockingly higher health insurance premiums. But Øjobskiller will always let you eat more cake.

As yes you can clearly see, if ever a law of the land needed killing, it's Øfascist"Care".

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	2:24 AM   0

ave you ever heard of the Budget and Accounting Act? Here's the link to a Wikipedia^® article about it that's so easy to read, Mr. Constitutional-"Scholar"-in-Chief, even you might be able to grasp the overall gist of it.

See the part that says, "Appropriations committees... put together appropriations bills"? It says "bills," meaning more than one piece of legislation. That's the definition of "piecemeal," you sneering, arrogant brain-dead pussbucket. "One piece at a time."

Now we got that all cleared up, why don't you tell your heartless child-killing yapdog in the Senate Harry Reid Hank the Ripper to let our senators vote on and pass the House's bills — plural — that would fully fund child cancer research (that's bill "1"), Veterans services and benefits (bill "2"), national security agencies (bill "3"), national guard and reserve (bill "4"), parks and museums (bill "5"), and the rest you'll have to use the fingers on your other hand, as well as the toes on both your feet, to continue counting?

The American people will be glad you did.

Or yes you can keep being irrationally stubborn like you always are and let children needlessly die, old people needlessly lose their benefits, our nation needlessly be vulnerable to terrorist attacks, and many more citizens needlessly suffer, just because your idea of a "negotiation" is "everybody else just shut up and just let me have everything that I want!" Just keep cynically playing your damn "optics" games like you always do, until you and your whole damn callous, mean-spirited party "win" and all of the American people lose.

[fuBarack Øfascist] delivered another flaccid, embarrassing effort to absolve himself of his failures, to condemn any workable idea for which he can't take credit and to intimidate anyone who dares to call his bluff.

This is not the behavior of a strong and confident leader. These are the actions of a president in the middle of a complete panic-fueled public meltdown.

It's always funny when Obama puts on his best "don't call my bluff" poker face and attempts to bully someone into submission.

Even after nearly four years he doesn't seem to understand that "bluffing" means you know you're holding a losing hand.

Better yet, just goosestep over to that "shut down" golf course where you always go and enjoy the links this weekend. Let the true adults in the negotiating room work this out for the benefit of all the American people.

They'll be glad you did.

Goose-stepping fascist fuBarack Øbraindead

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	5:54 PM   0

ow appropriate.

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	1:31 AM   0

as that hysterical enough? Funny, after I screamed that at the stroke of midnight, expecting every government function everywhere to come to a screeching, cosmically terrifying halt, I didn't feel anything besides a not too particularly sore throat. As the minutes passed, even this slight annoyance diminished.

Panicked, I went back to my browser and entered WhiteHouse.gov in the address bar. Would the "Page Not Found" message I dreaded seeing confirm my sudden premonition of Utter Doom™? Nope. It's still there. However, before my unease had completely abated, the page finished loading and I was greeted with this equally trite pronouncement:

"Because Congress did not fulfill its responsibility to pass a budget, much of the federal government will shut down."

Ohhnooooes!...

....

When I finally uncurled from the fetal position I took after diving under my desk à la Bernie Shaw in Baghdad, I looked tentatively out to see what if anything still existed beyond its comfortingly solid confines.

In between heart-wrenching sobs of inconsolable despair I could see, inexplicably, the chair from which I bolted was there. The floor on which it stood was, too. The air in the room remained and continued to fill my lungs without any discomfort. As I arose, it dawned on me that electrical power was somehow surging into the room. The curly, mercury-filled bulbs overhead put off their usual, eye-strainingly white glare. My computer's monitor flickered blithefully, displaying the same warning of unprecedented terror.

Wait! Perhaps it's a trick, concocted by evil teabagger hackers. Has the photo gallery of our dEar Leader playing his latest round of golf been cruelly obliterated by the Shutdown!? Alas, it hasn't. How about the creatively edited biographies of former U.S. presidents? No, they're informing us Ronald Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech ranks little more than wishy-washy babble alongside the Grand Apology^® that so mesmerized a pre-Muslim Brotherhoodlumed Cairo. None of the site's other pages have suffered any Shutdown!, either. They must be among those Essential Government Services necessarily excluded from lesser entities' unappropriated fate.

Well, maybe the IRS has been deprived all those funds it needs to single out evil teabagging groups for special "evaluations." No such luck, 'baggers! You're on the EOØ list, Shutdown! or no.

All right. We're told the Shutdown! won't affect our Troops' pay. We'll get our mail tomorrow. Bernanke's Fed isn't going to stop printing a surfeit of ever-devaluing dollars. So what's left? You'd think, given the way our Fearmonger-in-Chief has portrayed the Shutdown!, we'd at least be able to notice that The End Is Here.

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	3:44 AM   0

nd Øgabe's IRS illegally targeting and threatening his political enemies?

And Øbawarmonger illegally arming, adhering to, aiding, and otherwise comforting al-Qaeda terrorists "rebels" in Syria?

And Baracrook Øfailure's illegal suspensions of Øfascist"Care" which benefit only his big corporate pals?

If the answer's yes it does, then go ahead and shut the sucker down!

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	4:45 AM   0

es."

"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters^(birm)' for four hundred, Alex."

"When the Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooter^(birm) was screaming 'Allahu Akbar!' during the Fort Hood Massacre, he was really screaming this."

"What is 'Thank God!'?"

"According to Senator al-MqQain, that's correct."

"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters^(birm)' for six hundred."

"The next Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooter^(birm) now can label its customers 'fish in a barrel,' too."

"What is Starbucks?"

"Yes. Go."

"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters^(birm)' for eight hundred."

"On this map, it shows a perfect match between high incidents of gun violence and high incidents of Øbraindead voters."

"What is blue?"

"Right."

"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters^(birm)' for a thousand, Alex."

"Their so-called 'commen sense' restrictions wouldn't have done a damned thing to stop Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters^(birm), but would've only infringed even further on the rights and safety of law-abiding citizens."

"Who are liberals?"

"Yes. Other acceptable responses include 'fascists,' 'socialists,' 'Demøcrooks,' 'communists,' 'tyrants,' 'insane people,' 'liars,' 'anti-America traitors,' and 'shredders of the U.S. Constitution.' Clearly they all mean the same thing here."

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	3:42 PM   0

oor choices," of course, means doing anything liberals don't like; while "prevent" means depriving or denying you your right to choose to do any such liberal-disapproved thing.

"Liberal" obviously means tyrant, police-state supporter, fascist, constitution-shredding goon, and every other self-serving, sanctimonious thug who exempts himself from whatever law he and his commierades help enact to strictly control and severely punish We their Peasants of their Unlimited Serfdoms of Amerika™.

Yes we can must promptly, totally defund and ultimately repeal DemØfascist"Care". Our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor are all at stake.

Demøfascists alone passed it. Demøfascists alone own it. It's only fair that Demøfascists alone pay a very heavy political price for their extremely poor choices.

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	7:04 AM   0

hat did Biitch Ø'Putin actually Change™ in Syria? It's still led by a tyrant who still has all his chemical weapons. The Syrian "rebels" are still led by al-Qaeda terrorists who still have all theirs. The only difference is that Russia somehow turned Baracoward Øbungler into even more of a bungling coward than the whole world already knew he is; which was really a masterful accomplishment in and of itself.

Let me be absolutely clear^®: "Never mind" is hardly an effectual foreign policy, Miss Baremily Øtella. It doesn't engender fear in our enemies or inspire confidence in our allies — especially when you ship more arms to the former, violating the spirit if not letter of a law that strictly prohibits such high treason. How can you reasonably determine it's essential to our national security to waive that prohibition when it essentially amounts to your adhering to the very same terrorists who attacked us and plan to attack us again on our own soil? How can you claim you're not aiding and comforting them?

When a people's government is the friend of their enemy, it is their enemy too.

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	7:47 PM   0

n short, treason. Throw in the dock with him al-MqQain, al-Qraham, and all the other terrorist enablers in al-Qongress who can't wait to force our men and women in uniform to fight against the enemies of our enemies until the following flag's flying over every capital city in the Middle East.

Flag of al-Qbama's pals the al-Qaeda terrorists

With all their talk about children, you might think they'd at least try to remember the eight their "rebel" al(-Qaeda)lies brutally murdered twelve years ago. But that would mean they'd have to be willing and able to see the world as it is rather than the Glorious People's Utopia of Next Tuesday™ they'd like it to be. Only in the latter can they see the al-Qaeda-led "rebels" as moderates instead of the child-dismembering butchers they really are.

How quickly they forget. How long before al-Qaeda, backed by its pals al-Qbama et al., captures enough new strongholds that it's able to plan and carry out attacks on American soil again?

Our own government's leaders are overtly and actively betraying us.

God help us all.

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	12:53 AM   0

Waivers for crony "capitalists" and Big Union pals, none for regular Americans.

2. Unlawful subsidies for members of Congress and their staffs, none for regular Americans.

3. Delayed mandates for employers, none for regular Americans.

4. Unlawful regulations forcing insurers to cancel all child-only plans means none for regular Americans.

5. Out-of-pocket caps delayed means out-of-pocket caps denied for regular Americans.

6. Ditto low-income health plans denied regular Americans suffering under Øblunder's alleged "recovery."

7. Privacy laws gutted means none for regular Americans.

We the Regular American People are demanding there be hundreds of boots on the ground in Congress combating and defeating all funding of the DemØfascist's Weapon of Mass Destitution attack against us.

Now!

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	8:24 PM   0