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What your world would be if everything liberals wanted, they got. Open the door at the bottom of its Elysium façade and take a glimpse of hell.

Yes I Can Finally Marry My Dog

 

If Øbama had a son, he'd be able to marry him eventually, thanks to the supreme court's dictators' opinion.


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ropose away to any or all members of your immediate family. Marrying whomever you choose to marry is your fundamental right. Your state cannot do anything that serves to disrespect and subordinate you. No other state can deny you the basic dignity of recognizing your marriage.

Moreover, since many, many people feel that their pets are members of their families too, yes you can make your marriage proposals to one or more of them as well.

Only bigots will tell you you can't.

So rejoice! Words no longer have meaning other than what "right" meaning federal might makes them have.

Ours is now a nation of men — or, in this case, five of them (gender-neutrally speaking, of course) — not of mean-spirited, incestophobic, "morality"-based law. Yes you can have it make the mosque downtown perform your sister-sister-sister-uncle-mother-pig wedding and the Christain-run pizza parlor next door cater your reception. The anything-goeSCOTUS has finally opened their doors to you also.

Not ordered liberty, but complete chaos is what it promotes with its doctrine of "words mean what We your Governors, not You the Governed, say they mean." Yeah, whatever. That's what those bigots say.

What marriage has meant for thousands upon thousands of years no longer applies. Your personal choices, identities, and beliefs are the only things that matter now.

“Friday’s case will go down in US judicial history as one of our nation’s most misguided decisions. Fortunately, the four dissenting justices have also furnished the country with a goldmine of rational, lucid arguments that could eventually serve as the foundation stones to rebuild what has been lost.”


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Solophobes!

 

Either "marriage equality" means you're allowed to marry anyone you want, or it means nothing.


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ou've finally found your soulmate. But some bigoted law is preventing you from getting married. That's unfair. It's discriminatory.

You're made to feel like a second-class citizen just because you love someone with whom you want to spend the rest of your life in a committed, legally-recognized relationship, but can't because a tyrannical majority says it's "unnatural" and "wrong." They've even passed a constitutional amendment in your state forbidding you from marrying the person you love! That's mean. It's unjust.

They deny you your dream of walking down the aisle and being joined in holy matrimony, because to them it would be a total nightmare if it ever came true. Don't they know we're living in the twenty-first century? There's no room in our society for such prejudice anymore. Not even against the ultimate in same-sex relationships: Sologamy.

Only solophobes oppose same-self marriage. "But," they tell you, "you do have the right to marry, as long as it's between you and somebody else." What good does that do you? That's elsist. It's exclusive.

“I take myself to be my lawfully-married me.”

Do we or don't we have the right to marry anyone we choose no matter who that person is? Why limit marriage to two or more persons of the opposite or same sex or even from a different or the same family or, for that matter, species? No matter the animate (or inanimate) object of your affection, you should have just as much right to marry the same. It's about equality! Now what can be more enlightened than that?

Who knows? One day our laws may evolve to where yes a woman can marry not only herself but her female Chihuahua and three deceased sisters — with their executrices' permission, of course — in the same same-self, same-sex, same-fauna, and postumously same-kin ceremony. That'll show all the bigoted, mean-spirited homophobes, incestophobes, beastiaphobes, necrophobes, and solophobes!



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Americans Only 38 Percent Sure NASA Useful Anymore

 

"We're all going to die tomorrow if we don't let government totally run all of our lives!!!111!11!!!ELEVENTYHUNDREDELEVENTY!!!11!!!!" –Noisome Alarmists and Statists Ad-nauseam


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nd the story of the boobs who cried Warmest! continues...

Last week the left-media (I know, that's repetitive) went gaga over the "fact" that 2014 was "the hottest year on record." But now NASA, the source of the "hottest" claim, is saying that it is only 38 percent sure that the claim is true.

Too bad hyperbole can't be converted into rocket fuel. NASA could launch a million Saturn Vs with the amount it produces.



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SJW's Testisphobia

 

Fear gentleman parts.


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ven they're being crushed by socialist (in)justice wussiors' extremely extreme extremism. (No, that's not repetitious. It's just a warm-up.)

They're not called the family jewels because they are ordinary. They're not referred to as stones because they're impervious to injury. No, they are both extraordinary and surprisingly fragile. So, sorry notsorry if we give them some breathing room when we sit, if we don't smash them betwixt our legs on public transit. But as the horizon of "male privilege" is constantly expanding, giving the old wedding tackle ample space is now a crime against humanity.

The Metropolitan Transit Authority (MTA) announced on Monday that a new campaign addressing courtesy on public transportation will come into effect by January. One of the targeted behaviors is 'man-spreading' — the act of spreading one's legs so far apart that other passengers are forced to squish their own together.

Or, if you prefer a more nuanced description, one of the most infuriating and outright ridiculous display of male privilege and machismo in existence today. As Mic's Derrick Clifton succinctly put it, 'Hey, bro, you're not that well-endowed.'

These extremist testisphobes won't be satisfied until only castrati and non-men are permitted to be passengers. Or anything else, for that matter.



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You Don't Need $2 Billion, Olawless. Just $120 Million for Airline Tickets Back Home.

 

Chartered flights equal real compassion.


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all it Operation We're Full & Dead Broke:

“We should charter really nice planes, outfit them with good food, clothes and toys for the children, and fly them DIRECTLY back to whichever of the three Central American countries they came from. Make a big announcement that Mexico is TOO DANGEROUS and corrupt for us to just push them over our border, we would NEVER do that.

“The end result is the families would learn that making the expensive, dangerous trip will get them NOWHERE.”

–nc

80,000 airline tickets for unlawfully present aliens: $120,000,000.

Future drain on our infrastructure and resources after they return home: $0.

Ølawless whining and blaming others again because he didn't get every illegal thing he wanted:

Priceless.

There are many things throwing taxpayer money at can't solve. For everything else, there's CommonSense®.



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The Official List of Obama Approved Sports Team Names

 

Distraction much?


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fascist "promises" that "if you like your team name, you can keep your team name. Period Asterisk."

* "Every sports team, in order to keep any registered trademark it 'owns' from being cancelled by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, may only choose a name that appears in the official Regime-Approved Sports Team Names List®. Below are a few examples of the team names that may be registered as trademarks."

  • The Washington Redistributioners
  • The Dallas Collective/Commune
  • The Cleveland Indigenous Peoples
  • The Los Angeles Affordable Care Actors
  • The Seattle Rising Sealevelers
  • The Tampa Bay Bureaucrats
  • The Pittsburg Pro Choicers
  • The Greenbay Progressives
  • The San Diego Reset Button Pushers®
  • The New York Social Justices
  • The St Louis Church & State Seperators
  • The Philadelphia Philanthropists
  • The New York Hyperpituitarismers
  • The Detroit (or Cincinnati or Atlanta) Animal Rights Activists
  • The Miami Dolphin-Free Tunas
  • The Philadelphia Protected Species
  • The New Orleans Seculars
  • The Oakland Medicaid Expansioners
  • The New England Dissenters
  • The Indianapolis Electric Car Drivers
  • The Buffalo Bill Clintonians
  • The Pittsburgh Greeners
  • The San Francisco 2009ers
  • The Minnesota Scandinavian-Americans
  • The Denver Biodiversitòs
  • The Chicago Fair Sharers
  • The Houston Planet Savers
  • The Kansas City Underprivileged
  • The Cincinnati Rainbows
  • The Boston Rainbow Sox
  • The Oakland Let's Movers
  • The San Diego Pagans ("Imans" or "Ayatollahs" is fine too)
  • The Sacramento Proletariates
  • The Portland Single Payers
  • The Utah Hip-Hop
  • The Miami Global Warming
  • The San Antonio No Animal Was Harmed In The Making Of This Basketball Team
  • The Dallas McCains
  • The Phoenix Undocumented



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Gestapo Regional Medical Center

 

Deep within its Josef Mengele wing, "Doctors" Robert Wilcox and Okay Odocha happily commit crimes against humanity for the state.


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inor traffic violation, uncertified drug-sniffing dog's false positive, and you're on your way to the Wilcox & Odocha Chamber of Horrors.

A special medal of freedom should go to the Deming, New Mexico emergency room doctor who declared the whole thing medically "unethical" and refused to participate in this literal crapping on a citizen's fundamental rights.

Remember: If his may be infringed, so may yours.



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Gilberton PA Police Chief: 'Molon Labe, UN & al-Qerry!'

 

Fortunately for the American people, he's not the only public servant who takes his solemn oath very seriously. (LANGUAGE WARNING)



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lthough Chief Mark Kessler was fired by the borough council after he posted this video, he and his many thousands of liberty-loving supporters continue to stand up for all of our rights, "even for those who oppose our constitution."



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Suicidemocrats

 

Your Suicide Party


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ussia gets it. Opposite-sex couples produce incomparably more children than same-sex ones. When your replacement rates are extremely low or negative, like in most of Europe, doing anything that promotes the latter is simply demographic suicide; and when anyøne tries to get you to do that very dangerous thing, you very reasonably perceive him as someone who clearly wants you dead — that is, your mortal enemy.

Same with selfishly choosing to abort your unborn babies (or even your born ones, which State Senator Øbort'em supported). It may "liberate" you from all attendant familial responsibilities (or "punishment," as Øbort'em put it); but the only thing it breeds is smaller and smaller sized families, if any families at all. It's nothing less than lineal suicide.

Same also with taking away urban minorities' guns. It lets the murderous thugs, who're always cowardly looking to prey on anyone they feel is weaker, declare open season on every law-abiding person in sight. As is happening in Detroit, Philadelphia, and Chicago, it amounts to municipal suicide.

Just compare the nonimmigrant replacement rates of states that promote same-sex coupling, selfishly-chosen abortions, and urban-minority disarmament — that is, Suicidemocrat-run ones — with those of states that choose not to. Yes, you can see that conserving the moral and attitudinal underpinnings of healthy population growth is what keeps your society from dying by its members' own hands.

For ours to survive, many more of us must be bigoted against anything that helps drive us to societal suicide.

Yes, we can all clearly see now that a so-called liberal lifestyle, as malignantly promoted by Suicidemocrats, has been grossly misnamed. It's actually a deathstyle.



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What's Immoral?

 

(1) Saddle our children and their futures with even more crippling, unrepayable debt? or (2) not "pay [a few of] our bills"?


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he spendaholics in Washington need an intervention. Like their booze-reeking counterparts, they won't ever admit they have a problem. It's just "one more drink" or "one more debt-ceiling raise" and, they promise, they'll cut back on the destructively irresponsible, out-of-control behavior.

But they never do.

No, really. Give them one more chance and they'll never, ever, ever go on another crazed drunken binge or wild-eyed spending spree ever, ever again.

And if you believe that, you'll believe anything. Including those emails from "the Barrister for the late Nigerian Prime Minister's estate" who "wish[es] to temporarily transfer $100,000,000.00 USD into your bank account, and I will do so as soon as you give me your routing, account, and social security numbers."

Next, spendaholics — like alcoholics — start into the convoluted rationalizations they feel can somehow justify, excuse, or tear your focus away from their downward spiral.

"Hey! I arr-ready overcharged my's cred-rit caad bu-bu-buying deeze twenty new bottles! Migh' as well *hic-up!* drink 'em all since I haff t-t-to pay ferr 'em all anywaaaay! I'ller juss askie my-ah *burp!* crejit crad comp-comp-nee to raiser-ah my lim-mi-mit! *Barf!*"

Makes perfect sense. That is, if you and sober reside in different zip codes solar systems.

Finally, both spendaholics and alcoholics will desperately try to shift the blame, making it sound like it's all your fault they're this way.

"I have no choice but to drink (or spend) because you've turned my whole life (or my country's economy) into a living hell!"

Actually it's a living hell because of their drinking (or spending). But that's something they never want to hear now.

At that point, they leave you no alternative: Unless you want to see them bring themselves down along with everybody around them, you must intervene. It's for their own good.

That means forcing them to completely quit their drinking or deficit spending.

Otherwise, they'll never find any solution to their extremely dangerous problem.



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Reason No. 763,034,653,434 to Outlaw Government Schools

 

Extreme censorship of even religious "references."


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owever, had this 6-year-old girl in North Carolina wrote that her veteran grandfather prayed to allah, no doubt the government skewl PCensors™ would've allowed her to read her poem at the Veterans Day assembly:

The poem honored her two grandfathers who served during the Vietnam War.

"He prayed to God for peace," she wrote of one of them. "He prayed to God for strength."

Unfortunately, a parent found out about this, and complained to the school district....

After fully examining the issue during the [McDowell County Board of Education] meeting, President and Chief Executive Officer Ken Paulson stated the [government] school did in fact have the right [power* –FIFY, LR] to remove the word "God" from the child's poem.

"Courts have consistently held up the rights for students to express themselves unless their speech is disruptive to the [government] school," stated Paulson according to McDowell News. "When the little girl wrote the poem and included a reference to God she had every right to do that. The First Amendment protects all Americans. She had every right to mention God, (but) that dynamic changed when they asked her to read it at an assembly."

Paulson said that because the students were a captive audience — they were at a mandatory assembly with no place else to go if they didn't want to attend — administrators had the right [power] to remove the word "God."

"Courts have found that religious references at [government] school-sponsored events generally run afoul of the First Amendment," said Paulson. "When a public [government] school knows there's going to be a reference to religion then there is a problem and they have to address it. The reason for these restrictions is to prevent the government from endorsing a specific faith or religion. So public [government] schools have to steer clear of religious references."

Fox News contacted the parents of the student in question for comment, but they declined.

Pray for America, Dear Citizens. Just don't let anyone catch you doing it openly in "our" government skewls.

* In the United States of America — at least for now — only the individual citizen has rights. His government has powers that he and his fellow citizens expressly and specifiedly chose to merely loan it, and may at any time choose to reserve solely to themselves again.


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'Democratic' Military Dictatorship

 

Only in Libtardland™ is this considered a "positive step."


“Egypt’s new military authorities say they are dissolving parliament and suspending the constitution.”
– BBC
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he Regime here, meanwhile, originally meant to spend $4 Trillion or so next fiscal year, but changed its "mind" and decided to spend instead $3.7 Trillion or so. In Libtardland™ and in the Øpharaoh communistration(birm), that's a spending "cut."

Following his unscrupulously bad dangerously irresponsible "progressive" example, I'm using the same Mount Everest of Debt® accounting trick method to insidiously enhance my own financial planning:

I was going to spend $3 million next year to buy a 200-foot yacht, although I can really only afford a secondhand leaky rowboat. That's why I'm going to buy a 199-foot yacht instead, for only $2.9 million. Then I'm going to brag about how I "saved" $100,000! — right before I land that high-ranking "job" in the Øpharaoh budget office.

Let me be clear! Change we need! A positive step! Yes we can!

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Let's do what Herbert Hoover did

 

Raise taxes!


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ow did that work out for America?

Great Depression? Well, nobody's perfect.

But now the Tax-and-Spender in Chief B'roke Ødummy wants to do the same thing.

"Yeah, but this time it'll be different!!!11!!!!111ONEONEONE!!1!"

Just like it wasn't every time it was tried?

As Alexander Hamilton observed in Federalist Papers No. 35,

Necessity, especially in politics, often occasions false hopes, false reasonings, and a system of measures correspondingly erroneous.


So Former Part-Time-Only Senator Øbasshole-freak is, in effect, asking WWHD?

What Would Hoover Do?™

Job-killer in Chief Ødingdong apparently thinks feels the answer is to make his long-lasting recession turn into another Great Depression®.

How's that going to work out for America, you reckon?

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Secede from the Union and Fly Your Own Flag, California

 

Then no one in your Dismalcratic Peoples Republik will be "offended™" by anyone openly flying it.


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etter yet, there's nothing in our Constitution Living Document® that says the United States can't sell 104,772,480 acres of its bottom left-coast territory to, say, the Mexican government for the incredibly low price of $10,000 each. The same acres that, coincidentally, lie entirely within your current borders. It already owns nearly half of them anyway.

If their total $1 trillion price tag is too steep for Mexico, we'll put them all up for auction and sell the whole lot to the highest bidder(s).

Come January 2013, when Teh Øn(c)e is beating a hasty, shredded document-strewn path back to his Chicago Gangland, the Congress can revoke your state's admittance and put up the giant "For Sale" sign.

Yes, we can use that money to pay down a huge chunk of the debt Teh Øn(c)e recklessly ran up abusing We the People's Credit Card.

Yes, you can be part of some other country and fly whatever hammer 'n' sickle abomination you wish to run up your assh flagpoles.

And yes, that other country can get all the headaches and hemorrhaging you used to burden us with when you were flying punishing patriotic middle schoolers who dared to display in public this "offensive™" flag:



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DemObamic Regime Abuses Reason and Common Sense

 

So what else is new?


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ime to play some more golf, Øbameinführer.

Ken Salazar gets an ass-kicking.


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It's Official: Anyone Can Be A Federal 'Judge'

 

Telling the Congress — the entire legislative branch — that it must wait for some court conviction before it can stop redistributing our taxed dollars to a notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicate (but I repeat myself) is all the proof any reasonable person needs that there now exist no real qualifications to "serve" on the federal bench.


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eparation of powers, sovereign immunity, and plain common sense be damned. Liberals want our money; and nothing should be allowed to stop them from stealing it so, yes, they can forever finance their ongoing criminal activities.

A federal judge [sic] today [last Friday] issued an injunction preventing the implementation of a congressional ban on funding for ACORN.

Judge [sic] Nina Gershon [a BiIsIs al-Qlinton appointee — surprise, surprise] concluded that the ban amounted to a "bill of attainder" that unfairly singled out ACORN.

"(The plaintiffs) have been singled out by Congress for punishment that directly and immediately affects their ability to continue to obtain federal funding, in the absence of any judicial, or even administrative, process of adjudicating guilt," Gershon wrote in her decision.



Even if a notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicate (BIRM)'s employees or its top officers are convicted of attempting to open brothels for underage illegal aliens, that no doubt wouldn't be sufficient reason either to deny it its taxpayer-cash flow.

It's right there in the U.S. Constitution. Article CXII, section 123,987,324: "In no case whatsoever shall a notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicate (BIRM) be denied in any way all of the taxpayer funding it may ever want."

Your copy of the Constitution has no such article? Well, that's your problem. The one liberals have of that document obviously has been "living" a lot larger these past few years decades quarter-centuries.

As for any bill-of-attainder crap scholarly constitutional argument, who cares that it applies only to persons whom a legislative body has singled out for criminal punishment — e.g., jail time, fines, property seizures, or lethal injection. Didn't you know that every single notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicate (BIRM) is entitled by law by judicial fiat to a fixed percentage of your hard-earned money? (Don't make me break out that Living-Large Edition™ of the Constitution again.)

It's simple, really. You work hard and earn a paycheck. Liberals and their accomplices friends don't do anything that could even be remotely considered "work," so they have to steal a goodly portion of the income you make by way of taxes forcing you to "pay your Fair Share™." Otherwise, liberals wouldn't be able to keep all their notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicates (BIRM) in business. Even crooked businesses have to pay their light bills, you know. Which they wouldn't be able to if heartless and, no doubt, racist folks like you voted in Representatives and Senators who, for some strange reason, feel that a notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicate (BIRM) isn't forever entitled to a goodly portion of your income. You denying it the ability to pay its light bills as well as its crooked workers is, therefore, a form of extrajudicial punishment prohibited by the U.S. Constitution (Living-Large Edition™, of course). Don't worry if you have no clue what "form of extrablah blah blah" means. It all boils down to you're a racist.

See?

So you, through your representatives in Congress, cutting off any funding that a notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicate (BIRM) wants is the same as administering someone a lethal injection without ever giving him or her (or other) the benefit of a trial. How racist of you!

Now go out and find the most deranged escapees from our country's various asylums for the criminally insane.

I hear there's more than a few vacancies on the federal bench which, it now appears, they all would be eminently qualified to fill.

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Terrorist Mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Supports Obama'care'

 

A top foreign enemy of the United States supporting the Domestic-enemy Party®'s plan to destroy our private economy and individual freedoms.
      What a surprise.



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errorist Mohammed(birm) says sending U.S. citizens to jail for not buying Peløseri Preapprøved™ health insurance is the best idea he's heard since he came up with the one of hijacking fuel-laden passenger jets, murdering their pilots, and using them as deadly bombs to destroy America's symbols of economic and military strength.

"Brilliant! Yes we can! Change we need!" were, in fact, this terrorist enemy's exact words.

As unsurprising as high-ranking terrorist enemies of the U.S. supporting the way Demøfascists are terrorizing citizens with threats of jail time is, even more unsurprising is how completely top al-Qaeda, Demøfascist, and other terrorist leaders are united in their support of al-Qbama purposefully exposing our domestic juries and courts to barbaric mass-murdering butchers who'll stop at nothing to disrupt and destroy America's symbols of justice, too.

"Brilliant! Yes we can! Change we need!" were, in fact, this terrorist enemy's the appeaser-in-chief "Present" Øbsequious' exact words.

Thanks a pantsload, 52'errs.

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Who decides whether your insurance is 'acceptable'

 

Short answer: the same fascists who decide, no, you don't have any choice besides buy it or be taxed punished.


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orrupt politicians and distant bureaucrats making all these decisions for you. Where's the freedom in that?

Every medical record in the entire nation in their grimy hands. Where's the privacy in that?

Those wasteful hands shoving an additional $240 Billion bill in our children and grandchildren's. Where's the cost savings in that?

A better alternative is to give health care vouchers to everyone who's unable to buy insurance, inform those who qualify for existing assistance that they do, offer insurance-purchasing tax incentives to the rest who could but don't buy any, stop counting illegal aliens among the uninsured, and, most importantly, reduce across the board government's regulations- and paperwork-burdening involvement in our and our physicians' choices and our insurers' business practices.

In other words, trust the American people to make the best decisions of, by, for themselves.

Do nothing to deny, lessen, or obstruct their respective rights to choose which physicians and insurers are in their best interests to patronize and which employers are in their best interests to work for, thus giving all physicians, insurers, and employers the highest and clearest possible incentives to freely compete for the title of Best Caterers to their customers and employees' interests.

There's maximum freedom, privacy, and cost savings in this Put Americans First™ alternative to the fascist Democorrupt Party's extremely partisan, Big Government do-all, know-all, be-all "reforms."

The last thing we want is another massive, unaffordable, overly complex, permanent, and out-of-control Put Government First® program that's of the self-serving corrupt politicians and distant bureaucrats, by the self-serving corrupt politicians and distant bureaucrats, for the self-serving corrupt politicians and distant bureaucrats.

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Clunkerment

 

Can we trade it in for a more fiscally-efficient one? Can we get all that $9.3 Trillion back?


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es, we can. In 2010!

No same old Clunker Fuwk™. (Fuwkin' Ø.)

Not the screw-up after screw-up after screw-up of a very, very tiny program like Cash4Clunkers, or of an extremely monstrously huge one like Healthcare2Rations.

That's the change we need.

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Fat Is A Sin

 

Correction: Unattractiveness Is A Sin.


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hat happens when "your" government declares what you do or are is a sin? In lieu of poisonous-gas "showers" and ovens giftgas duschen und öfen (sounds better in the 1944 original German), it hounds and taxes what you do or are out of existence.

Call this abuse the We Don't Want To Have To Look At You® series of laws and regulations.

Or the New Intolerable Acts for short.

(Why not save time and just adopt India's "banned" Untouchables Caste system?)

When the late Jesse Helms, who "ran one of the most integrated radio stations in the South in his pre-Senate days and often hired minorities on his Senate staff" and helped "battle AIDS and poverty in Africa," predicted this two decades ago, so-called "progressives" progressnobs ridiculed him for it. Turns out he was right.

A very large majority of Americans (pun intended) are overweight, the mainstream media Democorrupt Politburo's Ministers of Propaganda ad-nauseamly remind us. So fascist Big Brother tyrannical liberals like Acting Presidents Peloseri, scReid, et al-Qongress and "Present" Øfascist(bimrm) think feel that taxing every Overweight-American as heavy-handedly as, yes, they can would net for their government a very huge source of revenue. And the more revenue that, yes, they can take steal from us, the more control that, yes, they can have over us.

What's next?

Given the facts that these same despotic Marxist dictatorial liberals(birm) have declared carbon dioxide a "dangerous pollutant," and that this gas is what we all expel every time we breathe, don't be surprise when very soon you hear how "your" government is contemplating a Breathing Tax®.

Then, yes, those fascists can tax 100 percent of all living Americans.

(Don't worry, on the non-living ones they'll impose a Universal Decomposition Tax™, eternally billed to the former's survivors and descendants.)

Does anyone still seriously hope he'll even have any pocket change left after our their government declares eating too much, growing too old, using too many incandescent light bulbs (i.e., more than zero), etc., etc., to all be heftily taxable "sins"?

The real sin is electing such rabid fascists to any position of real power.

Too bad there isn't a Fifty-Twoers Tax, because that's the one sin tax I would wholeheartedly and unequivocally support.

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