he media on that side are, to put it politely, overtly ignorant.
If our solar system had a Mt. Ignorance named felicitously in their honor, Rep. Jackson-Lee, D-Outer Space, would be asking NASA officials whether "a mere speed bump like Olympus Mons" could obstruct a rover's view of those flags our astronauts planted on the Red Planet.
If a laboratory could create an element as dense as them — call it idiotardium — a yoctogram of it would be sufficient to yank Jupiter and all the other gas giants out of their orbits.
If the San Andreas Fault equaled that in each one's reasoning, Sen. Harry Reid, D-Dementia, would be setting up land scams up and down Nevada's Pacific coastline.
If medical science systematically studied their brainwave activity, the term "persistent vegetative state" would be redefined to mean "not as bad as it gets."
If a Geiger counter could be calibrated to detect radioactive stupidity, switching it on anywhere within a thousand-mile radius of the New York Slimes building would instantly break its meter.
If neuroelectricity could be harnessed to power a Taser, the total wattage inside all their craniums combined just might make it useful for mildly annoying a runt-sized amoeba.
If the amount of sense they make could be transformed into a steady stream of water, it would take between now and the ending of the universe before it halfway filled up the Smallest. Thimble. Ever.
f being a total embarrassment were a high crime or misdemeanor, this extremely spoiled, petulant Øbamanchild would leave even Democrooks no choice but to begin immediate impeachment proceedings against him.
Prestompy-foot says lies he's "trying to help people out." (Unless, by "people," he means solely himself.) Yet under his WAAAAAAAAA!!!!tch, our economy and workforce are shrinking massively. His VA is systematically mass-murdering our Vets. Iraq is in utter turmoil. Pisslamic terrorists are on the march. Contagious disease carriers are streaming freely across our southern border. Part-time jobs are replacing and about to overtake full-time ones. His "affordable" "care" act is causing health insurance premiums and deductibles to skyrocket — with millions upon millions still uninsured or losing insurance. People are losing doctors they like. Public assistance, disability rolls, and child poverty are at all-time highs. His "official" unemployment rates are over 60 percent higher than President Bush's. There's no real "recovery." He keeps irresponsibly and unpatriotically piling on our and our descendants' shoulders mountains upon mountains of debt. His own party all but unanimously condemns his so-called budgets. The Supreme Court is unanimously condemning his lawlessness. His IRS systematically suppresses the free-speech activities of his political "enemies" before his reelection, then destroys the evidence showing its full extent. He leaves an American ambassador behind to die in Libya and a Marine to rot unjustly in a Mexican prison. He trades away five top Taliban terrorist leaders for a single treasonous deserter. Golfing and vacationing appear to be his primary "job." He keeps re-proposing things that have already been tried and never worked. He's waged a cruel war on our coal industry. He's dithered away a major jobs-making pipeline and forced Canada to sell its affordable oil to Asia instead of us. He keeps letting foreign leaders walk all over us. He bows to them while telling us to kiss his butt.
Clearly, what he's really been trying to do is hurt the American people.
Again, can we yes impeach this treasonous, high crimes-committing felon now?
Mitt "Two Knobs" Romnetchasketchy top adviser Eric Fehrnstrom:
“Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch a Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and we start all over again.”
C
ue Ginger Rogers:
Nothing's impossible I have found, For when my chin is on the ground, I turn my two knobs, Shake myself up, Start all over again.
Don't lose your confidence if you slip, Be grateful for a pleasant trip, And turn your two knobs, Shake yourself up, Start all over again.
Work like a soul inspired, Till the battle of the day is won. You may be sick and tired, But you'll be a sketch, my son!
Will you remember the famous men, Who had to fall to rise again? So do a flip-flop, Turn your two knobs, Shake yourself up, Start all over again.
ØbaMitten's fellow "progressives" in the mainsewer media and the Demøcrook Politburo ("severely" redundant, I know) are all over this.
Meanwhile, Øbamney merely wants us conservatives tied up in a crate strapped to the top of his station wagon as it goes barreling down the campaign trail. When out of shear terror we soil both ourselves and — more importantly to him — his back window, he'll simply pull into a gas station just long enough to hose us down before returning us to his cruel crate, making us suffer even more that harrowing ride. To him we're nothing but a forgettable piece of luggage that he thinks feels yes he can willfully neglect.
Seventh lawsuit filed over Ariz. immigration law By AMANDA LEE MYERS ([Demøcr]AP[ropagandist]) — 2 hours ago
PHOENIX .... But the lawsuit, filed Friday in federal court .... [against Arizona by the] latest lawsuit's filers, including the League of United Latin American Citizens, expect it to be heard by U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton....
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emember those emphasized words above as your read this:
United States Constitution, Amendment XI
The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another State, or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State.
Where's this litigious league of "Citizens" that APee's blindly championing (improbably assuming they don't include "Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State," of course)?
LULAC National Office 2000 L[obbyist] Street, NW, Suite 610 Washington, DC 20036 Tel: (202) 833-6130 Fax: (202) 833-6135
Yes, the federal judge can say, "I am dismissing this action for lack of subject matter jurisdiction."
In fact, she should make a red-ink stamp with those exact words to save herself a lot of unnecessary writing.
He's such a pathological liar, psychiatrists are now terming the extreme form of mental disorder he constantly exhibits the Barack von Obamünchausen Syndrome™.
Only in that Øbilligan's Island fantasy world on which he and his comrade enviromarxist-wacko castaways are hopelessly marooned has anyone run out places to safely and profitably drill for oil.
In the real world the current and growing number of such places is far greater than the number of functioning "brain" cells that have ever been in his embarrassingly empty, pointy head.
“The president (sic) would do well to consider that the unconscious mind processes promises as lies.”
What "Present"dunce ØbamemyselfandI® really is sayinglying to us about is, yes, we can so drill in all those places but he and his Demøcommierads don't want anyone to drill anywhere in any way at any time. Period.
“I can't suck it up with a straw man.”
– B. Ø-banal
They "think" feel that, yes, they can fool us into believing we can maintain a superior economy without any oil production if only we'd redistribute literally all the profits from it directly and exclusively to green "industries" their Demøcrony supporters and campaign contributors in the form of extremely wasteful and extravagantly lavished taxpayer subsidies.
Øafficial Ballot "Presidential" Selection Washington, District of Crooks June 20, 2010 (aka 61 days after the Øil Spill Without End™)
Instructions to Vøter: To vote for the proposal of your choice, place an "X" to the left of the proposal's description. To vote for a measure, place an "X" next to the word "Yes" or the word "No". Any passing the buck or equivocation is forbidden and makes the ballot void. If you shred, postpone, or cover up with your golf balls this ballot, you won't get another.
No. 1 Question on Everyone's Mind
Should the federal government do everything it can to save the Gulf states from the British Barack Petrøleum oil spill?
Yes
No
x
Present
Federal Government's Top Response (Vote for One)
Accept all competent expert assistance from the Netherlands, Great Britain, Saudi Arabia, etc., as well as domestic companies.
Promptly approve and expedite implementation of every reasonable request made by the affected states' governors and local officials.
Tell the Coast Guard to stop hindering the clean up effort with its superfluous ship "inspections."
Hold(er) off on any unconstitutionally coercive threats of prosecution.
Return all campaign contributions personally received from British Barack Petrøleum.
Refrain from playing any golf or taking any vacations during this crisis.
At least try to remember that George Bush hasn't been in office — indeed, hasn't been anywhere near the White House — for the last 17 months. (There's no "I inherited the spill!" excuse, either, Golfer-in-Chief Øbamoron.)
x
Appoint another useless National Commission™ and call that a "solution."
The bottom line is, compared to Bajimmy Øcarter's Spilltrina®, President Bush did an outstanding job handling the last major Gulf-area crisis.
“Oval (Office) addresses are best reserved for wars and resignations.”
Students at a Texas college are demanding that their diplomas not be dated "in the year of Our Lord," prompting school officials to consider removing that phrase while leaving what others consider another obvious reference to Christendom — the school's name, Trinity University....
The debate began in the fall when some students noticed the wording and said it was intolerant of students with non-Christian religious beliefs.
Senior Sidra Qureshi, a Muslim student and president of Trinity Diversity Connection, started a petition that requested that students have the option of having the words removed from their diplomas.
Isaac Medina, a senior who graduated in December, told the San Antonio Express-News in March that he felt like "a victim of bait and switch" because he had applied to the university under the impression that it maintained only a historical bond to the Presbyterian Church.
"A diploma is a very personal item, and people want to proudly display it in their offices and homes," Miss Qureshi told the Express-News. "By having the phrase 'In the year of Our Lord,' it is directlyreferencingJesus Christ, and not everyone believes in Jesus Christ."
"Fifty-seven states," "3,000 percent drop," 29 rounds of golf, hundreds of lies and broken promises.... But who's counting?
T
eh Smartest. "President." Evah., and his oh so "professorial" command of basic numbers:
For Americans who get their [health] insurance through the workplace ... well, a lot of those folks — your employer, it's estimated, would see premiums fall by as much as three thousand percent (3,000%!)....
Unbelieveable. A fall of 3,000 percent means that we'll see premiums go to zero — as in the amount of sense zerO-bama is capable of ever making without the aid of a teleprompter. But then they keep falling another 2,900 percentage points, which means the insurance companies will be paying us $29 for every $1 they'd normally charge us if we had to pay anything for coverage. That's some deal!
"Just think, America," David Gibberman warns. "These are the people telling us that they know best how to run 1/6 of our economy."
And added to the hundreds of lies the ill-mannered lying Liar-in-Chief has already told is this easily debunked whopper:
[T]hen there's Obama's primary symbol for his ObamaCare proposal: Natoma Canfield, a cancer patient whom Obama said had to give up her health insurance because her premiums went up too much. Obama has mentioned her in speeches [or as Ann Counter puts it, "Much as I admire Obama's use of terminally ill human beings as political props..."] saying that she would have no coverage because of the high premiums. However, officials at the clinic where she is being treated say that she doesn't have to "choose between her home and her health." As the AP reports, she's already eligible for coverage under Medicaid.
Between his 3,000-percent falls and Medicaid-eligible human props, can anyone name one thing he's ever said in this "debate" which even approaches something a reasonable person (e.g., anyone but House Speakeress Nanny-statist Peloseri) might deem the truth?
Were I one of these Representatives, I'd vote no just so this "present"dunce wouldn't come out to my district and campaign "for" me.
Barack Obama has been serenaded by stars like Aretha Franklin and Beyonce, now he'll sing himself [how narcissistically appropriate] in a new musical set to open on Sunday in Germany — where many consider the US president a role model.
Germans making an epically failing megalomaniacal self-absorbed fascist tyrant their role model. Now where have we heard that song before?
The stage Obama [as opposed to the Soro$-staged Øne] will perform a duet with First Lady Michelle and lead a gospel chorus singing "Yes, We Can," his trademark slogan of optimism and change, in a bi-lingual production entitled "Hope – The Obama Musical Story" [*snort* (pun intended)].
Fortunately, it too sounds better in the original German.
Producers said they hope to take the show to the United States.
Except that the planned forty-week run in Boston, Massachusett[e]s has been inexplicably canceled.
"I had the initial idea right at the start of Obama's electoral campaign," US writer and composer Randall Hutchins told German magazine Spiegel's online edition.
"I found the atmosphere exciting and that was my inspiration. People hoped change would result in a better life. It was a beautiful, very social time."
Very socialist time would be more accurate.
Or, as clearly seen in Europe Eurabia, exactly the last sort of change that would have even the first hope of ever resulting in anything that could somehow be characterized in other than the remotest of ways "a better life," much less "beautiful."
Although Obama's domestic approval ratings have fallen,
Plummeted irreversibly into an unprecedented abyss would be more accurate.
the US president remains popular in Germany
A manifestly fascist dictator who gives really great teleprompter readings speeches, popular in Germany?
(That's never happened before ...i.e., besides 1933-1945.)
where a November poll found 44 per cent named him as their political role model,
Like that other manifestly fascist dictator who gave really great speeches had been in polls there between 1933 and 1945.
well ahead of former chancellor Helmut Schmidt.
With a predominantly US cast, the show is said to celebrate a non-political
Wait a minute. Everything liberals celebrate — e.g., Troop deaths in Iraq, terrorists clamming up and getting lawyered up, bribes for votes on "health" "care," Big Government taxing and spending, Big Government controlling everything and everybody, abortions infanticide, Death Panels, abridging free non-liberal speech, false and manipulated Global Warming® Climate Change® data, "Green" "jobs" kickbacks for enviromentardists, MSNBC MSDNC™, looking down on non-liberals normal people, bashing and belittling Christians, Blaming Bush For Everything!!11!!1ONE!!®, death cults communism and Mao Mass Murder "Philosophy," womanslaughterers, etc., etc. — is political. So that premise is quite unbelievable, even for a liberal fantasist(birm)'s musical.
quest for a better future. Plans are being laid to take it to other cities around Germany.
(See the fisking below.)
"If everything works fine,
I.e., if German commentators don't declare, in effect, "HopeIsDead!!!!!111!one11!!!"
(Oops)
we would like to plan a tour in the States as well," organiser Patrick Strese told AFP.
Obama's Republican presidential rival Senator John McCain and his colourful running mate Sarah Palin perform numbers of their own, the latter rocking with fishnet-clad go-go girls.
Attack Sarah Palin.™
Wow! That's new.
(Who says liberals can't be original? ...besides non-liberals everyone whose noggins respectively contain at least two functioning neurons, that is?)
Even the audience will get a chance to join in, organisers said, with seats equipped with a percussion-sensitive surface that lets them drum along with the beat.
Filthy2ers® especially like that feature.
Beating off to vapid, empty delusions is about the only thing they're really any good at.
Only their fascist Demøslaverat masters won't permit any black people government dependent Slaves They Need™ and own to leave the Demøslaverat-run government plantation long enough to attend them. "Now get them chains back on, boy! *cracks whip*"
T
he TEA Parties need to organize a Freedom Underground Railroad for the Demøslaverat's dehumanized "property." How immoral there are still dependency enslaved souls suffering interminably under the Demøcrackerat handout whips, bleeding away their freedoms' lifeblood and "living" in constant terror that their cruel Demøslaverat masters, who've been shackling them all in the heavy chains of political fear-mongering and servitude since the Demøslaverat Party's racist founding, will be angry at and punish any "persons of color" (sounds nicer than Demølyncherat's old term "colored people") whenever they may even seem to be committing the unpardonable crime, in or outside the voting booths slave quarters, of violating Neojames Corvus rule number one: No minority electoral chattel shall ever question or attempt to break away from the Demøslaverats' complete rule over her/him/other "it."
Yes, TEA can mean The Enslaved's Alternative and Totally Emancipated Americans as well.
* Honesty * Reverence * Hope * Thrift * Humility
* Charity * Sincerity * Moderation * Hard Work * Courage
* Personal Responsibility * Friendship (Gratitude)
America is good.
I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.
I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.
The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.
If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.
I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.
I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.
It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.
The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.
The 9-12 Project is designed to bring us all back to the place we were on September 12, 2001. The day after America was attacked we were not obsessed with Red States, Blue States or political parties. We were united as Americans, standing together to protect the values and principles of the greatest nation ever created.
Makes perfect sense... if you're an extremely closed-"mind"ed, illiterate, slogan-believing, Øfascist-worshipping, mouth-breathing, bumpersticker-for-"brains" liberal(bocirm), that is.
(sung in the oft-stumbling voice of Teh Øn[c]e™ to "If I Only Had A Brain")
I
could bring my way all powers, Low oceans and May showers— er, I mean, April flowers, Lo, behold me, a hella stompter. And my head's emptinessin' Would have somethingness in, uh, it If I only had a teleprompter.
I'm so puzzled and befuddled When it stops right in the muddle... er, middle While questioned by a Anna Compter— eh, Ann Compton. Eyes glazed over and unblinkin', Less life than ol' dead Abe Lincoln... Ugh, if I only had a teleprompter!
I would not be just a fascist Who barks "what's 'neath your mattrist... er, mattress Is mine to tax 'n' spenter squander." I would fly across the seas, Make weak-kneed apologies, If I only had a, uh, uh, telepromder... what? Oh, uh, eh... tele-prop— er, prompt, uh, er (Get this thing back online... hurry! No, I don't care if it's blogging right now. Tell it to stop, I'm startin' to have Teh Shakes®! Uh, er, uh, yeah, uh, come on... If I only had a brain.)
A Gallup poll (released yesterday) shows Obama's approval rating falling to 59 percent.
O
nly 52 percent actually voted for him.
So when his mistakes, dangerous incompetence, lying to the American people, broken promises, corruption, tax increases hitting the poor and minorities hardest, explosion of greedy special-interest spending, corporate-buddies welfare, negligence, losing the World War, killing innocent civilians, releasing terrorists, letting Osama bin Laden remain on the loose, doing nothing to stop Iran's nuclear bomb-building, running "our" banks (straight into the ground), destroying the economy, putting all his scrambled Eggs of Power® in one expensively unworkable Windmills, Solar Panels & Unicorns basket, murdering our brave, loyal Troops in his lost misadventures, secretly monitoring our and our doctors' medical activities, politicizing "our" Census Bureau for his own personal gain, slow responses again and again to massive snow storms and other national disasters, changes for the worse none of us need, and the many, many other same, old extremely miserable and hopeless failures of his and his maladministration soon make more and more and more headlines, the totalitarian freak's plunging approval rating will be permanently less than the percentage of people who punched "Øbungler" on their ballots last Election Day.
An increasing number of those same people then will be changing their minds about Former Senator Øfascist and will want to make that punching of theirs much more literal.
"Forget the economy," Present B. Windowdoor Ødumbø is ordering his crooked minions. "The real Crisis™ is my rapidly evaporating approval number!"
"Brian Nichols has said himself that it is not in his DNA to stay in prison," said Christina Greenway, daughter of court reporter Julie Ann Brandau, who was shot in the head during Nichols' courtroom rampage [after he beat nearly to death Fulton County Sheriff's Deputy Cynthia Hall who had the grave misfortune of guarding him the last time he was a prison inmate].
"But now he'll have the whole rest of his life to think about all the harm he did to those people he hurt [slaughtered horrifically in cold blood]," said or "thought" one or more of the three criminal-coddling liberal(birm) jurors.
Do you liberals really think feel that totally selfish pieces of filth like him are capable of such concern or thoughtfulness?
Liberals are literally going to get many, many more of us and our loved ones needlessly but unavoidably killed unless and until we demand and ensure that there will be for them no more such positions where, yes, they can have any chance at all to do so.
Think it's bad now? Wait until Summer comes around.
A
n offer of gas masks for our money so it'll be protected from the deathly reek of onerous liberal politicians' economic policies communism, recently arrived in my email.
Titled "Obama-Proof" Your Portfolio, this timely message by Ann Coulter via Conservative Book Club begins by revealing a surprising addition to the ranks of From/To Each According To His/Her/Other Abilities/Needs™ Kool-Aid® drinkers.
"Obama-Proofing" the Ann Coulter Way...
Dear Fellow Conservative,
Do you know which special interest gave more money to the Obama campaign than any other?
If you guessed "trial lawyers" — well, okay, that's too easy. But can you guess which special interest came in second?
Labor unions? Nope. The Green Lobby? Nope. AARP? Wrong, again. NEA? Nyet.
That's right. According to CNNMoney.com, Wall Street securities and investment firms gave over $35 million to Democratic candidates this election cycle. And the amount they gave to the Obama campaign was nearly five times the amount they gave to McCain.
Paging Doctor Dean, paging Doctor Dean. There's a call for you on line one.
If you've been wondering why the financial industry is in meltdown — and taking your 401(k) or investment portfolio down with it — now you know.
Let's face it: The former frat boys who populate Wall Street today understand economics about as well as the pinko professors whose courses they snored through.
Helping finance the elevation of an avowed Marxist to the office of President Former Senator of the United States isn't a sound investment strategy?
Well, it is according to University of Chicago professor Mew N. Bhatt.
Her paper Social Justice Markets: The New Capitalism explains why economies owned and run solely by government eliminate the need for such outdated notions as "competition" and "profit."
See how progressive Wall Street has become?
That's why betting their entire industry on "subprime" loans to people with no jobs and no collateral made sense to them — and why betting the entire U.S. economy on the likes of Obama makes sense to them now.
These jokers don't even know what's in their own self-interest, much less yours. Trusting them with your money is like trusting Bill Clinton to babysit your underage niece.
BiIsIs al-Qlinton just wants to spread the wealth around, too. What difference does it make that his is coming from the family jewels?
(Oh — pun intended, by the way.)
But I know someone you can trust to manage your investments — or rather, to help you do it yourself, without paying a nickel in commissions to some Wall Street frat boy.
His name is Dr. Mark Skousen — that's "Dr." as in "Ph.D. in Economics and Monetary History," something you don't get by playing Beer Pong with your frat buddies.
In other words, way overqualified for membership on Former Senator Obama's council of economic advisors.
For the past 28 years, subscribers to his investment newsletter, Forecasts & Strategies, have profited enormously from his uncanny ability to predict major market trends before they happen — often while the Wall Street establishment is pointing investors the other way. For instance:
In the early '80s, Dr. Skousen predicted that "Reaganomics will work" and said "a long decade of profits is coming."
Lucky guess.
It was nothing short of an absolute miracle that cutting business taxes and government red tape would spur the largest peacetime expansion of the nation's economy... ever.
The Soviet Union didn't do any of that and it got along just fine.
Why, its final decade of existence was undoubtedly one of that country's best!
He issued a "sell everything" recommendation just 41 days before the stock market crash of 1987. Then he told investors to get fully invested again several weeks later, just in time for the recovery.
He called the Gulf War of 1990 "a turning point for U.S. stocks." The Dow subsequently began a bull market that didn't end for nearly ten years.
That's what you get when you have a Republican-run Congress.
All that profit and prosperity. Geesh!
What about the Social Justice Market™? Where were its bulls hitting record highs and stuff?
At least the Dow has lost almost half its value since Former Senator Obama took the lead in the polls before being selected. So there's Hope®.
Spread it or shed it, baby.
Only pocket change we need. Not wads of cash.
He told subscribers in 1995 that the NASDAQ would double, and then double again. That's exactly what it did.
Just weeks before the NASDAQ collapsed in 2000, he warned subscribers that tech stocks were dangerously overvalued.
In 2007, he warned subscribers about the looming financial crisis — and showed them how to protect themselves.
Kind of like an investment community organizer. Albeit a remarkably successful one with many tangible things to actually show for his organizing.
Unlike a certain comrade former senator out of Chicago and his regular brand of it.
Personally, Dr. Skousen had me at "Reaganomics will work." But it's nice to see — and nicer still for his legions of loyal Forecasts & Strategies subscribers — that he's continued to call things right ever since.
What's his secret? Well, if I knew, I'd be an investment advisor myself. But I think it begins with grasping the real laws of economics — not the warmed-over Marxism that today's Wall Street frat boys imbibed with their warmed-over beer on the morning of their Econ 101 finals.
No wonder nearly all of them chose "c" to this question on those finals:
27. When stock investors go on a longterm "buying binge," it usually indicates what?
a. bear market
b. bull market
c. beer market
d. all of the above
The "bottom line," as they say? Don't let Democrats run the country. And don't let Wall Street frat boys manage your investments. Do it yourself, with the genuinely expert guidance of freedom-loving economist Mark Skousen in Forecasts & Strategies.
Only you won't be allowed to do anything yourself anymore.
Former Senator Obamartinet has dictated that it's now the government's job to do it all for to you.
P.S. My friend Dr. Mark Skousen has just identified 7 "Obama-Proof" investments to help you survive — and thrive — when "The One We Have Been Waiting For" ascends to the presidency. It's all part of a FREE Investor's Dossier Dr. Skousen has prepared called "Obamanomics and Your Money."
"Tax cut" means a permanent reduction in a majority of citizens or businesses' individual tax liability which does not require any of them to do anything (no filling out any tax forms, no submitting any applications, no receiving any government checks handouts, no worshiping at the Øbamaltar and/or slobberly kissing both his feet, etc.) in order for all of them to qualify for and enjoy that permanent reduction in their tax liability.
All entries must be received by close of polling-booth hours on Tuesday, November 4, 2008.
Prize of one trillion dollars ($1,000,000,000,000.00) awarded to first qualifying contestant whose entry contains indisputable proof that the person born in Kenya whose name is Barack Hussein Obama II (a.k.a. TheMostLiberal Senator in Congress) had actually voted in favor of a tax cut (as defined above) anytime during his "presence" in the Illinois state legislature as only a very minor member thereof, or during his alleged presence in the United States Senate as just a junior one-term-only freshman do-nothing (except more of the same campaigning for some higher office) member thereof. Only an "Aye" or "Yes" floor vote accepted as proof: no missed vote, proxy vote, committee vote, or merely voting "present."
The $1,000,000,000,000.00 prize will be spread around to all Americans as the actual amount of wealth truly redistributed to them in the form of less government spending and public debt, which none of them, their children, or their grandchildren will ever be forced to ever finance, bear, or repay anytime during the next four years or beyond, because the American people have chosen John McCain to be the president of the United States of America, thus making every taxpaying American the real winner!
I will, listen now, cut taxes — cut taxes — for ninety-five percent of all working families, because, in an economy like this, the last thing we should do is raise taxes on the middle class.
I pledge to you that under my [current] plan, no one making less than two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year will see any form of tax increase. Not income tax, not capital gains taxes, not any kind of tax.
Change his current plan so, yes, they can see a tax increase?
Sen. Barack Obama did not exactly pledge not to raise taxes on Americans who make less than $250,000 a year.... He said his "plan" wouldn't....
If circumstances change and his "plan" changes, well, all bets are off. But even if Obama sticks to his plan, he'll have an enormously hard time keeping that pledge [which he's already suggesting]. That's because he has another plan. This one calls for hundreds of billions of dollars in new spending.
Obama's own campaign estimates that he proposes $130 billion in new spending. The National Taxpayers Union has done the math and come up with $345 billion. Either way, Obama's proposed tax increases on people making more than $250,000 a year won't pay for his new spending. He will have to either cut massive amounts of federal spending, raise taxes or borrow billions — or all three.
Changing that plan from what it now is, using his lawyer-speak, is therefore not part on his so-called pledge. Bill Qlinton explains:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is. If the — if he — if "is" means is and never has been, that is not — that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement.
Change from "there is no form of tax increase under my plan" to "okay, there was none under my old plan, but there is one under my new plan," is in total keeping with his lawyerly-worded alleged "pledge."
Change also what the meaning of the number 95 is:
Household income at 95th percent limit = $177,000 (2007)
Change taxes for every working family with an income below $177,001 and above $250,000 (to lower and higher rates, respectively), and change no taxes for every working family with an income between those two amounts, and still change the amount of spending in our federal budget to one that is hundreds of billions of dollars higher than it is now? Probably depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is, also.
Change what the meaning of the term "tax cut" is while he is at it:
"When Obama says that he will cut taxes for 95 percent of Americans, he is talking about his proposal for a $500 refundable income tax credit for all but the top 5 percent of income earners. For the bottom 40 percent of income earners, this will be just another check from the federal government rather than a reduction in tax liability. It is another sharp increase in government spending rather than any sort of tax cut.... What Obama is proposing here is really quite similar to George McGovern's 1972 plan to send everyone a $1,000 check, which voters rightly saw as a crass vote-buying scheme rather than serious policy. - AEI"
Giving people who already pay no taxes money is not a tax cut, its a handout and Obama's tax cut promise is little more than a gimmick and an expensive one at that if he gets elected.
Change "tax cut" into, using his lawyer-speak, a term of art so it primarily means "handout." American Spectator's Philip Klein elucidates:
Under Obama's logic [sic], higher food stamp allowances and expanded state funding of the arts could be dubbed "food tax credit" and "arts tax credit" respectively, and also qualify [as a "tax cut"].
If Barack Obama can effectively claim that his plan cuts taxes on 95 percent of Americans, then the term "tax cut" has no meaning.
Obama will inflict massive tax increases on Americans, and McCain will not.
Every solution he offers to any problem is Raise Taxes and Empower the Federal Government. Any power given to the Federal Government is done so at the expense of its' Citizens.
Change is not putting another artful-dodginglawyer in the White House for four or eight"ten" years. That's Change we can be deceived by.
Change is electing a decorated Navy captain, wounded Prisoner of War, and pro freedom and pro free markets two-term congressman and four-term senator who has repeatedly been tested and understands, from long and painful experience, America's wartime enemies and how to deal with them and, most importantly, strike a deterring fear into all their hearts.
President John McCain is the change we most definitely need for our Nation's victory from the economic to the war fronts — the change we can most definitely believe will help all of us and our country be better off four years from now.
Jøebama bin Biden(ial)'s "brain" scan: the ultimate There's No There There™.
S
peaking of nOBrainers:
Barookie "Bush's Fourth Term" Obabbler & Joe the "Slight Indian Accent" Obumbler with their derailed trains of "thought"
After suffering through that, you deserve The Antidote to their unscannable gibberalism:
John McCain in Albuquerque, New Mexico
Who is the real Barack Obama?
But, my friends, you ask such questions and all you get in response is another angry barrage of insults.
Our current economic crisis is a good case in point.
What was his actual record in the years before the great economic crisis of our lifetimes?
This crisis started in our housing market in the form of subprime loans that were pushed on people who couldn't afford them.
Bad mortgages were being backed by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac; and it was only a matter of time before a contagion of unsustainable debt began to spread.
This corruption was encouraged by Democrats in Congress and abetted by Senator Obama.
Interestingly, Senator Obama has accused me of opposing regulation to avert this crisis.
I guess he believes that if a lie is big enough and repeated often enough, it will be believed.
But the truth is I was the one who called at the time for tighter restrictions on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac; and it could have helped prevent this crisis from happening in the first place.
Senator Obama was silent on the regulation of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac; and his Democratic allies in Congress opposed every effort to reign them in — every single one.
That's a matter of record.
As recently as September of last year, he said that subprime loans had been — quote — a good idea.
Well, Senator Obama, that "good idea" has now plunged this country into the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression.
You know, to hear him talk now, you'd think he'd always opposed the dangerous practices at these institutions.
But there is absolutely nothing in his record to suggest he did.
Nothing. Zero. Zippo. Nada.
But I want to tell you he was surely familiar with the people who were creating the problem. Yeah, he knew them.
The executives of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have advised him, and he has taken their money for his campaign.
He has received more money from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac than any other senator in history — with the exception of the chairman of the committee overseeing them.
My friends, while he was taking that money did he ever talk to the executives of Fannie and Freddie about these reckless loans?
Did he ever discuss with them the stronger oversight I proposed?
You know, if Senator Obama is such a champion of financial regulation, why didn't he support these regulations that could've prevented this crisis in the first place?
/26/1993: Mere weeks after our country swears in a new president, al-Qaeda tries to destroy the World Trade Center in New York. President Qlinton treats it as a crime. Al-Qaeda keeps directly attacking us.
9/11/2001: Mere months after our country swears in a new president, al-Qaeda destroys the World Trade Center in New York and tries to destroy the Capitol and the Pentagon in Washington. President Bush treats it as an act of war. Al-Qaeda stops directly attacking us.
SEATTLE, WA — Joe Biden says he's certain that if Barack Obama is elected president, there will be an international crisis to test his strength within the first 6 months of his presidency.
"Markmywords. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant [sic] 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America," he told a fundraising crowd in the Pacific Northwest on Sunday. "Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."
But, bin Biden, can you guarantee that it's going to happen?
"He's gonna have to make some really tough — I don't know what the decision's gonna be, but I promise you it will occur. As a student of history and having served with seven presidents, I guarantee you it's gonna happen."
Thanks for giving us The Official bin-Biden Guarantee™ on that.
Al-Qaeda terrorists never give up on completing any previously failed "martyrdom operation." Witness their World Trade Center 1993 failure and 2001 success.
So, based on The Official bin-Biden Guarantee™, they'll similarly turn their Capitol and Pentagon 2001 failure into their 2009 success.
No doubt we'll see Obama bin Biden supporters afterwards holding up signs that also say, "I [Heart] DC... even more without the Capitol & Pentagon." Another decision to look forward to (if you hate those buildings and everyone inside them, that is).
The Delaware Sen[ile]ator made similar remarks at a San Francisco fundraiser the day before. "We're going to face a major international challenge. Because they[ al-Qaeda, a.k.a. Our Enemy]'re going to want to test him, just like they did young John Kennedy. They[ al-Qaeda, a.k.a. Our Enemy]'re going to want to test him[Repeated for emphasis!]. And they're going to find out this guy's got steel in his spine," Biden said.
But fire melts steel. Especially when it's the radioactive variety.
He told the crowd to continue to stand by Obama and know they made the right choice even when the going gets tough.
Because making sure that our children, as well as the rest of our families, will be left wide open to a guaranteed horrific terrorist attack that kills them is The Right Choice®.
When they die, that's just tough (for you). Vote Obama bin Biden!
The Democratic VP nominee has talked about the difficult environment the next president, no matter who he is, will step into — calling it the toughest since the Great Depression — but never before suggested that Obama in particular would be tested because of who he is.
That is, Jr. 1-term-only Sen. Obabe-in-the-woods is miserably inexperienced and untested (the exact opposite of the extraordinarily experienced and very much tested Arizona senator and United States Navy captain, John McCain).
Therefore, Jr. 1-term-only Sen. Obabe must and will take this test. A test that, unfortunately for you, you'll have to pay for — with your and your loved ones' lives, whatever else its outcome. Vote Obama bin Biden!
The RNC and the McCain campaign both jumped on the remarks — with the McCain campaign claiming Biden guaranteed an international crisis in the event of an Obama election. South Carolina Senator and top McCain adviser Lindsey Graham already used the remark against the Obama campaign while introducing the Arizona Senator this morning.
In response, Biden spokesman David Wade says "Sen. Biden was making it clear
That "we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis." That "it will not be six months before" this planned major crisis happens. That, yes, bin Biden can "guarantee you it's gonna happen." That, even so, the "right choice" is Vote Obama bin Biden!
...that history has shown Presidents face challenges starting on day one,
That's not what bin Biden said. That's why I included his exact quotes before that miserably failing attempt of yours to spin bin Biden's Rock Solid Guarantee™ into yet another of those weaselly wishy washy flip flopping evasions for which the Obama bin Biden al-Qampaign has become widely known and loathed.
...and with our nation fighting two wars and 21st century threats abroad,
That means terrorists. Al-Qaeda terrorists who must and will test Jr. 1-term-only Sen. O'AllTalkNoDo.
Start taking snap shots of the Capitol and Pentagon now, because, yes, bin Biden can guarantee neither will be around "not six months" after last Sunday if &mdash mark his words — we the people terrorists' targets Vote Obama bin Biden!
...we know that we need steady leadership in tumultuous times, not the erratic lurching and stubborn [liberal, surrender-at-all-costs] ideology of John McCainBarack Hussein Obama."
There. Repaired it for you. That repair even comes with The Official Liberal Utopia Guarantee™.
Listen to the audio of Biden's full Seattle remarks here — the comments in question are about 10 minutes in.
Please listen — before you vote.
For all our sakes.
* Sum of month, day, and year is also 2021:
2 + 26 + 1993 = 2021.
9 + 11 + 2001 = 2021.
4 + 08 + 2009 = 2021 (i.e., last such sum-date in 2009 conforming to bin-Biden's "will not be six months before" timeline).
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