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Liberal Utopia

What your world would be if everything liberals wanted, they got. Open the door at the bottom of its Elysium façade and take a glimpse of hell.

Obama BS Removal Kit

 

Yes, we can scrape those Øbummer stickers off our Gummit Møtørs vehicles...



Zombamies of the world, wake up!
You have nothing to lose but your "Change® (...not!)"



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Warmthers Wrong Again

 

Real-world data once more torpedo their end-of-the-world assumptions.


NASA satellite data from the years 2000 through 2011 show the Earth's atmosphere is allowing far more heat to be released into space than alarmist computer models have predicted, reports a new study in the peer-reviewed science journal Remote Sensing. The study indicates far less future global warming will occur than United Nations computer models have predicted, and supports prior studies indicating increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide trap far less heat than alarmists have claimed.

Study co-author Dr. Roy Spencer, a principal research scientist at the University of Alabama in Huntsville and U.S. Science Team Leader for the Advanced Microwave Scanning Radiometer flying on NASA's Aqua satellite, reports that real-world data from NASA's Terra satellite contradict multiple assumptions fed into alarmist computer models.





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ObamAnti-Triangulation

 

PO everybody!


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is Disloyal Fascistness™ declares war on "hostage holder" conservatives. He also declares war on "sanctimonious purist" liberals nazional-ssocialist totalitarian prickressives(birm).

The only people he won't declare war on are the sworn islamofascist and other tyrannical enemies of the United States.

Maybe if liberals fascist totalitarian commie ratbastard freaks(birm) came out and showed how much they're really on the side of al-Qaeda, Iran, North Korea, Hamas, "undocumented" drug runners,—

Wait, they've already done that.

Didn't seem to help, did it?

Okay, liberals tyrannical braindead dictator proasshats(birm). Then try renouncing your U.S. County You Haters Hatefully Hate™ citizenship, applying for dual Iranian-North Korean citizenship subjectship, spending several months in a few Hamas and/or al-Qaeda terrorist training camps, and entering the United States illegally "undocumentedly." In that order. That will clearly show your Der Øbameinführer how much you're really really on the side of al-Qaeda, Iran, North Korea, Hamas, "undocumented" drug runners, etc., etc.

"The friends of my friends are my friends," he'll start saying about you.

It's no doubt the best chance you're ever going to get of getting him to end his unilateral go-it-alone warmongering war on you.

What've you got to lose?

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'Blame Republicans for Their Mammoth Victories!'

 

Or something.


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ødorats are the latest Victims® of their own bitterly clung-to Darwinism.

As the reality of their having sunk lower than polluted pond sludge continues to sink in somewhere immeasurably deep inside those empty, slope-foreheaded skulls of theirs, all in a hopelessly endless search for any kind of even nominally living brain matter way down there, Defeatedrats are poise(iu)d to cling just as bitterly to their same old tired status quo of dangerously incompetent, epicly failed misleadership.

Projectionist-in-Chief Naggy "Every Month 500 Million Americans [sic] Will Lose Their Jobs" Peloseri, soon to be former Screecher of her soon to be former Demøcrook-benighted House of Reprobates, is, of course, not only "a total failure, losing all credibility with the American people on the economy, on the war, on energy, you name the subject," but "an incompetent leader. In fact, she's not a leader. She's a person who has no judgment, no experience and no knowledge of the subjects that she has to decide upon." Clearly "oblivious. In denial. Dangerous." Indeed, "the empress has no clothes. When are Dumbørats going to face the reality? Pull this curtain back." Moreover, "her activities, her decisions, the results of her actions are what undermines her [mis]leadership, not this statement. These statements are just a statement of fact."

In other words, the perfect one to drive Demøcrasshole freaks further into that undrainable swampland ditch called Permanent Minority Status.

Meanwhile, we are 56 days away from fundamentally restoring the United States House of Representatives, making it once again The People's House™.

Thank You, Lord.

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NBR

 

National Birther Radio (formerly NPR)


NPR says B. HopeChiMinh Ofascist is 'Kenyan-Born'

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Communist Mole

 

Code Name: BaracKommie ØbaMole — in his own words


“Eventually a consulting house to multinational corporations agreed to hire me as a research assistant. Like a [Communist] spy behind enemy lines, I arrived every day at my mid-Manhattan office and.... would imagine myself as a [Capitalist] captain of industry, barking out orders, closing the deal, before I remembered who it was that I had told myself I wanted to be... [i.e., a community Communist organizer].”


mole n. A spy who operates from within an organization, especially a double agent operating against his or her own government from within its intelligence establishment.
– American Heritage Dictionary


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An Executive Order overrides an Act of Congress?

 

Demøppressorrats' corruption and arrogance have now reached their height.


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epresentative democracy has just died in this country.

Might makes right.

The ends always justify the means.

Tyranny of the majority.

Do and say anything, bribe anyone and everyone, make unkeepable promises, and use lies, tricks, and even threats to get your own way.

This is really the only kind of "change" Demøppressorrats need and can believe in.

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Who nominated His Noneness for the kNOB-el POS Prize?

 

No need to wait 50 years to find out. LU has the scoop:


Hilliary Ratfink al-Qlinton
Her Nibs filling out the
"winning" nomination form.


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Another Qarter, Another Unearned 'Peace' Prize

 

Give a man a fishy kNOB-el POS prize and you feed his oversized egø for a day. Teach a man to hand out fishy kNOB-el POS prizes to egømaniacs with zerø tangible accomplishments and you've found your next kNOB-el Prize Committee member.


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iscrediting themselves even further — as if that were even possible after handing out ones to Gorebull Waaahlarming Al, the epic failure known as the International Atomic Energy Agency, the Father of North Korean Nukes Jihaddy "Crisis Over" al-Qarter, the 2001 United Nations Dictatorships Et Al., and terrorist-in-chief Yasser "It's Even Hotter Down Here Than I'd Thought It'd Be" Arafat — the members of the kNOB-el POS Prize Committee handed out their latest politicized plaudit to God Qarter, Jr.

That's one smarmy step for man, one giant leap for megalomania.

Anyway, the $1.4 million they handed out to Teh Seqønd Qøming øf al-Qarter™ is just enough to reimburse us taxpayers almost half the cost of his extremely expensive mutli-jetliner miserably failed personal overseas lobbying to get løse his hømetøwn the 2Ø16 Ølympics. That's better than him donating it to "charity" ØbamACØRN.

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Saturday Night Live is RACIST

 

At least CNN SeeSpinSpin, YahØøøøøø!, and CBS SeeB.S. must "think" feel so.


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act check: SNL does a skit critical of Der Führear Barøcks-før-"brains" al-Qbammm,mmm,mmma.

Nøw, as every Kømmunist Køøl-aid Kultist knøws, the only real reason anyone would ever even think of criticizing dEar misLeader is the clearly indisputable fact that he/she/other is "driven by a refusal to accept a black [half-whitey] President [sic]."

So the only verifiable fact that yes, we can derive from our Infiniteenth Multi-Layered Checkitude–Mark VI™ review of SNL's skit is that SNL is completely RACIST!

“If Saturday Night Live is smart, it will begin next week’s episode with a spoof of the Obama White House calling Wolf Blitzer and demanding that the upstarts at SNL be both corrected (if you have not seen the CNN report, it’s just breathtaking) and probably investigated. The only way to defeat this beast is to mock it, strongly.


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How much did all those lab coats you handed out to your Lawn Doktors cost us taxpayers?

 

All-white, bussed-in AstrøTurf and scattered tøkens.


Ofascist's Lawn Doktors

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or that matter, how much is the total bill we taxpayers are going to pay for all the "free" airplane tickets and accømmødatiøns yøu also døled out to yøur 150 cherry-picked Lawn Døktørs so yes they could øbediently fly into Washingtøn in time to be yøur prøpaganda prøps?

Isn't spending "our" taxpayer money on cheap expensive prøpaganda pløys that are intended to influence the outcome of any legislation or other measure before "our" Congress, against the law? Why, yes it is:

Since 1951, the following prohibition on the use of appropriated funds for propaganda purposes has been enacted annually: "No part of any appropriation contained in this or any other Act shall be used for publicity or propaganda purposes within the United States not heretofore authorized by Congress."


Oh, that's right. Forgot. "Rules are meant to be brøken, and the laws døn't apply to everybody" (© 1848-2009 Demøfascist Prøbamaganda, Inc.). How silly of me to ever Hope™ yøu'd start following yøur øwn rules for a Change®.

But don't stop, "Present" Øfascist. Keep abusing power. Go on insulting the American people's intelligence. Spend more and more and more and more of "our" money none of us have. Viølently ram yøur absølute tøtalitarian gøvernment takeøvers and øther deadly natiønal søcialist, freedom-killing garbage down all our throats. Cruelly pile on the backs of our children and their children and their children's children møuntain range after møuntain range of unrepayable debt. Make "our" government even møre and møre and møre cømplex for the greedy trial lawyer løbbyists and special interests yøu prøtect and even less and less and less efficient for everyone else. Raise taxes, increase costs, reduce services. Ruthlessly kill more and more and more and more and more good American jobs. Strangle and murder our economy. Deny all Americans their God-given rights to pursue happiness as they see fit and to choose what they themselves believe is best for their own individual lives, totally free of any of yøur regime's tyrannical mandates and impøsitiøn of unconstitutinally excessive fines for failure to have stamped on it øne of yøur øppressive Priør SSeals øf "Gøvernment Acceptableness." Expand yøur criminal ørganizatiøn of Røbbin' Høødlums, taking from the rich and powerful and døling out only enough of it to the poor and powerless to bribe them for their vøtes while keeping the rest of it all for yøurself and yøur gang of greedy takers so yes yøu can go on taking and taking and taking and taking and taking and taking until yøu øwn cønfiscate and cøntrøl everything and everyone.

No, don't change øne høpeless thing of yøurs we don't need.

By the time yøu're finished, there won't be a Køøl Aid drinker in the country who won't always afterwards have a very, very bad taste in his mouth.

Then yes we can spread the power around a lot, back where all of it belongs: With the American people themselves.

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Fascismmm, mmm, mmm...

 

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Adolf Frickin' Hitler.
He said we must be fair today,
Join his Party or you'll pay!

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Adolf Frickin' Hitler.
He said that we must take a stand,
To do it for the Fatherland!

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Adolf Frickin' Hitler.
He said red, yellow, black or white,
All obey him, yeah, that's right!

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Adolf Frickin' Hitler.
Sieg Heil!
Mmm, mmm, mmm. Adolf Frickin' Hitler.


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know. Sounds "better" in the original German.

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When al-Qaeda attacks us again, yes we can totally blame Obama

 

Epic Fail ExpresswayAnd rally afterwards around a reset Congress as it's impeaching and convicting him for treason, felonious negligence, and criminally dangerous incompetence.


ObamiserableFailure's Weakness Ahead
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he røad to that attack was intentiønally paved, painted with a solid bright yelløw line from øne end tø the øther, dangerøusly driven, and strewn with innocent roadkill recklessly run over all by Former Jr. Half-term/Full-tard Senøtwerp Baracørnk al-Hbømbs4Iran Øbamiserablefailure II-cøming-øf-Qarter.

Not since the al-Qlinton maladministration have our islamofascist enemies been so emboldened. With the cøntinual aid and cømført "Present" Øfascist amply gives them, it's no wonder al-Qaeda is confidently expanding its terrorist network now while stepping up its attacks overseas against our courageous Troops as well as its plans for ones here against as many innocent Americans as, yes, it can.

What is the ØqarterII maladministratiøn doing about it? Understandable if you don't have a clue, either, since the mainstream fringe media have absolutely no real interest in keeping you informed about anything their Chøsen Øne døes Ofascismwhich severely puts you, your children, your whole family, and all your friends and coworkers at greater and greater risk.

No, you can't be allowed to keep up with anything other than "how much an angry mob of horse-riding, hood-wearing, and otherwise too well dressed racist brown shirts and false-witness bearing political terrorists you and your un-American neighbors are." That's the only thing the fringe media believe you have any right to know.

In the meanwhile, the fringe mindlessly fear-møngering media go out of their way to protect their Møst Wørshipped Øne from all warranted criticism, viciøusly attacking whosoever dares express any with their unføunded accusatiøns that he or she must be an "uncivil racist and inciter of assassination" or worse.

It's also outrageous that the Federal Communications Commission hasn't yet seen fit to file, on behalf of all honest and decent hard-working Americans who alone are paying that agency's employees their excessively generous salaries and benefits, a truth-in-labeling lawsuit against each øne øf thøse prøbamagandist øutfits for its manifestly false claim that it's a "news" ørgnaziation.

Instead, the mindlessly fear-møngering media are allowed to cøntinue their willful acts of øutright prøbamaganda without any repercussions at all which would otherwise finally hold each and every one of them seriously accountable for their biased and cøørdinated efførts to obstruct the American people's view of the increasingly clear perils lying ahead of us with Ofascist swerving out of controlsuch a dangerøusly incømpetent pølarizer-in-Che behind the wheel of that extremely hazardøus, falling apart clunker he has the unpardonable effrontery to pretentiously call an "administration."

So, yes, Former Junior Senøtard Øfascist can scrap an effective, shovel-ready missile defense system for our at-risk allies in favor of a wholly fantasized one incapable of being constructed and thoroughly tested, much less fully deployed and reliably operational, before this decade is out, if ever, and all the mindlessly fear-møngering media want to do is reach over and turn off the headlights.

Yes, the miserably failing dEar misLeader can do everything but gift wrap an extra deluxe bøx of nuclear bomb-bombs for Iran's malevolent mullahs which, yes, they can supply their fellow America-hating terrorists with or bolt atop their own long range missiles as well as any North Korean ones, and the only thing that worries the mindlessly fear-møngering media is the radio's volume hasn't been cranked up to max so, yes, they can ørgasmically røck øut to NPR's All Things Cønsidered (Nøt!).

Yes, the dangerøusly incømpetent Cømmunisty Øganizer-in-Che can both figuratively and literally slap handcuffs on our patriotic interrogation experts in the CIA, and you hear nothing from the mindlessly fear-møngering media other than them saying they think feel the windshield wipers should be turned off because "many experts agree" those swooshing blades sound even more irritating than the blinding døwnpøur, or how they don't mind him trying to fundamentally transførm the windshield itself into one giant rearview mirrør.

Yes, the Der Führer, pal of accused cop killers and confessed domestic terrorists and empløyer of avøwed communists, can persønally instigate a Taliban resurgence in Afghanist'nam and beyond, single-handedly plunging our nation into an extremely unpopular and unwinnable undeclared "war," and the mindlessly fear-møngering media are only too happy to slide slither up cløser to him, take their own lead clay feet, sprained ankles, tingling legs, etc. out of their møuths just long enough to press those feet on his other left one, and help him really put pedal to the metal.

And yes, Gaddafi's favorite "søn" B. Hussein al-Qbama Bimmy Hurl al-Qarter II, beløved by dictators everywhere, can stimulate nothing back here at home like, yes, he can al-Qaeda's terrorist cells green shøøts, and, no, the mindlessly fear-møngering media still can't figure out why their sticking piece after piece of electrical tape over the farther and farther left-leaning fuel gage won't keep his car deathtrap from running out of gas.

Obamassmurderer's Dead American Victims

Yes, the mindlessly fear-møngering media can allow none of the above to distract them from their øfficially declared war on all regular American citizens genuinely concerned about Øjimmah, Baracarter's running down then backing up over whoever Stop Ofascisttries to stand in the way of his driving our entire country deliberately off the nearest cliff.

It's why, yes, if you're among the rapidly dwindling number of peøple who still expects highly reasoned arguments can somehow both penetrate that pøinty skull of his and afterwards miraculously find anywhere inside it anything whatsoever (other than the one and a half semi-"functional" neoplastic cells masquerading as neurons, which are even less open to persuasion than a basket of recalled hammers), then — unless your enjoy having your veins forever jabbed with multiple and supersized IVs of pure 200 proof Ofascist Kool-AidKøøl-Aid — you'd be far, far, far better off no longer having such an extremely impractical expectation. Besides saving yourself infinite disappointment, you'll Never Again. Never Forget. No, We Can't Afford Lefty Looney Liberals Having ANY Powerstop being overly impressed by or unable to put into proper perspective those highly rare times his brøken cløck of a "brain" very fleetingly and most unintentionally gets some minor random matter or another right.

In which case yes, we can expect to see you too at the Impeachment Rallies 2010 Midterm Elections.

Dead Ends We Need, Eh, Ofascist?
“Making America less safe, one Øbamiserable failure at a time.”™
Reset Congress 2010
When Peregruzka $Øvercharged$ by
Øut-Øf-CØntrØl taxers & spenders in
al-QØngress, RESET all their seats.
Change every “Representative” & Senatør:
That's what we need on
Tuesday, November 2, 2010.
Ofascist's Term: 40 years to life


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Dissent is Patriotic (2001-2008), Dissent is RACIST (2009-2012)

 

Kommunist Kool-aid Kultard alert level REDGøt it? (© 2ØØ1-2Ø12 Demøfascist Party Pølitburø)


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ihaddy al-Qarter (NSDWP-Hamasmurderin' Terroristories), MsNYTABCNNPRBS, "New" Black Panther Party "honorary" lifetime member and Governor Richardson's favoritest. attørney general. ever. Eric Hølder, along with every other Kømmunist Køøl-aid Kultard, all no doubt will be demanding that the Investor's Business Daily report showing "Two of every three practicing physicians oppose the medical overhaul plan under consideration in Washington" instead read "Two of every three practicing physicians are RACISTS."

No doubt, too, many of those same liberals will be also labeling themselves such.

First Leftard: Why is our dEar Leadørable nØneness Barachangek Høpeuccinø Øtøpianizer-in-Che’f making secret backrøøm deals with greedy eeeeeviiiiil Big Pharmaceutical capitalist corporations!!!11!??!123/2!!2213/1/?!FORWARDSLASH!.....?

Secønd Leftard: Dude, why are you being so RACIST?

First Leftard: ... Oh, that's right left. Uh, sorry.

First and Secønd Leftards: (crank up respective Køøl-aid IVs to full throttle)



So any criticism of the Republicans, whose top democratically elected leader is a black man, must be RACIST, too.

(insert hours upon hours upon hours of medically dangerous gut wrenching laughter here)

This døuhbaminable "standard" will, however, simplify linking report after report after report of the ever increasingly widespread disapproval of and opposition to Former Junior Senøtard Baracketeer Hø'ACØRN al-Øbamiserablefailure's fascist tøtalitarian takeøver of our entire economy as he and his also dangerøusly incømpetent and hate-filled al-Qøngress continue their desperate and demented destruction of all our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.

For example:

Washington Post's most recent poll shows the level of opposition to Øfascist"Care" matches that to Hildabeastly"Care" 16 years ago "just before (it) went down in flames in a Democratic Congress without ever reaching a vote."


is øbamagically transformed to

Washington Post's most recent poll shows the level of opposition to Øfascist"Care" matches RACISM.


See? Just label it all RACISM and you will never have to spell any of it out.

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Ofascist Awards Himself Sole Permanent Custody of 'Your' Children

 

How "silly."


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ards of Teh State® (aka public school students government indoctrination center inmates) were planning to receive orders tomorrow from their Parens Patriae, Guardian Ad Largum Liberalize'em, Supreme Psychological Parent, and In Locoweeweed-up Parentis-in-Chief (aka Former Junior Senøtard Baradikkkal Hugoamigø Øfascist) to "help the president Der Führer." That is, they were before Dear Leader Løser got caught and had to spend the last few days scrambling desperately to "delete" that Jugendbewegung portion of his already-issued orders.

Of course, had President Bush tried to go into every schoolroom in the nation live via television and ask all students to help him out personally, Demøfascists and other demented paranoid liberals(biorm) wouldn't have said a word—

Hey, wait. Quit laughing....

... Come on, stop rolling on the floor....

... Really, if you keep that up you're gonna break a rib....

....

*sigh*

....

(several hours later...)

OK. All done?

Good.

I said they wouldn't have said "a" word — because they would've been saying a couple of trillion of them. "Words" like BusHitler!, fascist! regime!, propagandist!-in!-chief!, W's! Dept.! of! Brainwashing!, etc.!, etc.!, etc.!!!11!!!!!1111!!``!ONE!@!!....

In fact, today they'd still be saying them about his attempt to "force his fascist propaganda upon a nationwide captive audience" or some similarly purported "analysis."

No, the only thing silly here is the idea that President Bush and his administration, completely unlike (Ømni)"Present" Øfascist and his collective of other miserable failures, would've ever even considered doing such an evil thing.

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Another Miserable Obama Failure

 

An assmunchistration falling apart.


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he dangerous incompetence of his alleged presidency is staggering. Former Junior Senotard Barankamateur al-Hussein Øfascist — whose photograph now appears in practically every dictionary next to the definition of "oblivious" — thought felt that adding a known communist extremist and anti-America "9/11 truther" to the growing cesspool of his many, many, many unaccountable and corrupt czars somehow would be a Smart Thing™.

Fox News:

White [Witless] House green jobs adviser Van Jones resigned in the middle of the Labor Day weekend following persistent controversy over his past remarks and associations.

Jones, who served as an adviser to the White [Witless] House Council on Environmental Quality, had generated mounting criticism over the past week. He earlier issued back-to-back apologies — first, for calling Republicans "assholes" during a videotaped address earlier in the year, and second for signing a petition in 2004 supporting the "9/11 truther" movement, which believes the Bush administration may have been involved in the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks....

Jones was an self-described "communist" during the 1990s and previously worked with a group dedicated to Marxist and Leninist philosophies. His comments, even in recent years, were often racially charged. He's blamed "white polluters and white environmentalists" for "steering poison" to minority communities. In 2005, he drew a distinction between white and black youths involved in shooting incidents by referencing the 1999 Columbine High School massacre.

"You've never seen a Columbine done by a black child. Never," Jones said. "They always say, 'We can't believe it happened here. We can't believe it's these suburban white kids.' It's only them!" he said. "Now, a black kid might shoot another black kid. He's not going to shoot up the whole school."



Among "Present" Øfascist's hazardous mammoth iceberg of extremely reckless appointments, this one's just a tip-off. His extremist health death czar thinks feels that elderly Americans don't deserve medical care when it could be "better distributed spread around a bit" to younger ones who haven't lived a "complete life" yet. His extremist science czar politicized astrology witchdoctor supported not only using rape-like force against American women to give them no choice but to have their babies aborted savagely killed and themselves permanently sterilized, but literally poisoning America's water supply. His extremist media diversity mass censorship czar thinks feels that brutal socialist dictator and Øfascist amigo Hugo Chavez's "incredible revolution" in Venezuela was "democratic." The extremist zealot he nominated to be his regulatory total government takeover czar thinks feels that dumb animals and their trial lawyers(birm) should be able to directly sue human beings in court. His extremist State Department adviser transnationalism czar anti-U.S. sovereignty czar supported court recognition of radical-muslim "sharia violent, anti-women law."
“He’s not a leader. He’s a person who has no judgment, no experience and no knowledge of the subjects that he has decided upon.”

Taking into account all the rest of the rabid barking moonbats he's intentionally infested his extremist admarxistration with, no wonder Former Junior Senotard Øfascist thought felt that his communist "jobs" adviser would fit right in dropping copious amounts of toxic guano from the extremely pungent White Witless House rafters.

It's no wonder, also, given his dangerous incompetence and his being in a constant state of denial, that Libya's dictator was able to easily forge right under "Present" Øfascist's clueless nose a Three-Months-to-Live™ get-out-of-jail free card for the heartless terrorist coward(birm) who that murdered 189 Americans and 81 other innocent human beings when he destroyed Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland.

How much more of this Change We Don't Need® can the American people tolerate?

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AmeriCult Budget

 

More and more gøvernment spending. This time to fund "a civilian national [not 'international'] security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded as our military" for permanently securing the Demøfascist Party and its Der Führer's unlimited power to control — totally, with absolutely no checks or balances — the American people plebeians.


Øfficial AmeriCult Pledge
Yes, we pledge allegiance to the Øne called Barack Hussein Øbama Junior, and to the Collective for us He plans, as foreseen by Karl Marx, which bans dissent, where Socialism is “justice” to all.

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ll artists who accept federal grants graft are also effectively forced to recite this pledge chant this brainless zømbie loyalty oath to their Øbamaster as they completely sell out their art's integrity.

Soul. Pact. Devil. Some assembly required.

So just Change® ownership of yours and falsely Hope™ that El Diablø keeps his side of the bargain.

Exactly the kind of it he proclaimed "we need."

Only don't expect "Present" Baracketeer Hagiøgraphee Øfascist, if ever he and his "glistening pecs ['man'bøøbs]" end their extended vacationing escaping, to be competent enough or honest enough to even pretend to do so.

Between miserably failing to nominate an intelligence chief at "our" Department of Homeland Security, etc. and insanely appointing more and more extremists like his science adviser Forced Abortions and Forced Sterilization of Women Czar™, no he can't be bothered with your puny worthless sold-out soul.

Fortunately it's not too late to start buying it back. And a good first step would be your signing this petition to free our health care now.

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89% of Americans born on August 26, 2009, support Øfascist'Care'

 

The remaining born-yesterdayers are all brown shirted un-American AstroTurfed evil-mongering racist carriers of swastika-shaped rattles.


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mericans born before that date who don't support Former Junior Senator Baracketeer Half-whitey Øfascist's unconstitutional and evil Nazional Socialist Death Snare either, outnumber the øne[']s Kommunist Kool-aid Kultists who do three to one in latest polling.

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All black people who support half-whitey Obama's socialism are racists

 

Isn't playing Liberal "Logic"® fun?


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f, as brain-dead liberals(birm) contend, all whiteys who oppose half-whitey Øfascist's socialism fascist totalitarianism are racists...

Charlie Foxtrot
Half-Whitey Former SenatorJr Baracketeer Husstalin ØfascistJr: "I have killed no one and I have ordered no one to be killed
(although my Death Panels have)."

...then what are all the evil Big Pharmaceutical corporations that half-whitey Øfascist clearly bribed to support his fascist totalitarianism?

For that matter, what does half-whitey Øfascist's support of clearly non-whitey racial preferences under his fascist totalitarianism make him?

There's only one logical conclusion: Half-whitey Øfascist and other supporters of those racist preferences are all racists.

Game over.

Thanks for playing.

(Loserals, don't forget to report this to your Der Führer before you pack up all the race cards.)

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Obama Claus

 

Tell him what you want and he'll say, "You got it!"


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ut only if you've been nice, not naughty.

Of course, in that fetid steaming pile of reindeer poo he calls his "brain," naughty includes but is not limited to—

Of course, it isn't naughty when any of the above applies to him or his.

Now if you want to be deemed Extra Nice™ by him, and thus entitled to be on the take receive his very, very special bonus gifts, you must—

Any one or more of the above will do.

Only unlike that trustworthy jolly old man residing at the "melting" North Pole, dour insolent liar Obama Claus is totally unable to deliver anyone any of things he's promised the country lickspittle "mainstream" media poodles comfortably lounging on his lap that he would.

Some of their pertinent headlines:

  • Aging Santa ordered to attend end-of-life counseling sessions
  • Environmental agency: flying reindeer flatulence destroying ozone layer, Santa must replace them all with propeller and "giant rubber band"
  • Mobs of angry elves organized by Big Toy™ invade congress members' childhood-reform town halls
  • Cash-for-sleighs program "a tremendous success," Big Rubberband™ profits soar
  • Gift-giving reform bill's proponents: public option "will allow you to keep Santa"
  • Sotomayor dissenting opinion: "Chrismass (sic) should be declared unconstitutional"
  • TARP panel foresees no bailout for Santa
  • American Association of Holiday Decorations Manufacturers opposes White House "happier, hopier holidays" plan — nationwide ad campaign launched: "When Christmas trees are outlawed, only outlaws have Christmas trees"
  • Appointment of "he knows when you've been bad or good" czar raises "very little concerns" about privacy
  • Candy cane tax dampens Christmas spirit
  • SSEIU decries Santa's "racist" treatment of elves
  • Two presents per season seen as "sensible, common sense gift-control"
  • A public option success story: Santa's ill wife, when offered only assisted suicide, claims she's "getting better"
  • "Acceptable insurance" evaders targeted by IRS
  • Obama Claus: current sacks empty because "we inherited all of them from the Santa administration"
  • Peloseri and Reidtard: bill outlawing lumps of coal in stockings must pass before Congress adjourns for holidays — each wants to end "that particular personal embarrassment"


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