ødorats are the latest Victims® of their own bitterly clung-to Darwinism.
As the reality of their having sunk lower than polluted pond sludge continues to sink in somewhere immeasurably deep inside those empty, slope-foreheaded skulls of theirs, all in a hopelessly endless search for any kind of even nominally living brain matter way down there, Defeatedrats are poise(iu)d to cling just as bitterly to their same old tired status quo of dangerously incompetent, epicly failed misleadership.
Projectionist-in-Chief Naggy "Every Month 500 Million Americans [sic] Will Lose Their Jobs" Peloseri, soon to be former Screecher of her soon to be former Demøcrook-benighted House of Reprobates, is, of course, not only "a total failure, losing all credibility with the American people on the economy, on the war, on energy, you name the subject," but "an incompetent leader. In fact, she's not a leader. She's a person who has no judgment, no experience and no knowledge of the subjects that she has to decide upon." Clearly "oblivious. In denial. Dangerous." Indeed, "the empress has no clothes. When are Dumbørats going to face the reality? Pull this curtain back." Moreover, "her activities, her decisions, the results of her actions are what undermines her [mis]leadership, not this statement. These statements are just a statement of fact."
Same old attacks, blame games, and refusals to take any responsibility for anything.
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angerously irresponsible Demøfreaks(birm) have left America's government without a budget. A budget required by both our constitution and federal law.
Why? Because Demøcrooks are all out of ideas.
Since seizing "our" Congress over three years ago, miserably failing Demøfreaks(birm) have wrecked America's economy and killed tens of millions of Americans' jobs.
Why? Because Demøcrooks are all out of ideas.
Dangerously incompetent Demøfreaks(birm), showing little sense of perspective, much less reality, have driven up America's debt to astronomical, even unrepayable levels, and saddled each American with the bills for their out-of-control spending and unprecedented budget deficits.
Not surprisingly, during the Demøcrook CONgress (Jan. 5, 2007 - present), the unemployment rate doubled. Gas prices rose to record highs. More people are poor and on food stamps than ever before. Afghanistan "the good war" turned into Afghanist'nam the bad Quagmire.
The Demøcrook CONgress forced us to suffer the mortgage crisis, the Largest. Oil spill. Ever., as well as their bribes, backroom deals, sweetheart deals, and raw deals for the American people.
How's that for "lives touched" by these Demøcrassholes(birm) who gave literally trillions to their Demøcrony unions, ACrOokRN pals, and violent SEIthUgs and hocked our country's future to communist China's dictatorship?
The Demøcrook CONgress also rubber stamped its Øbamaster's takeover of major portions of our — now their — economy, while giving us tax cheats galore in CONgress and the Whitewash House.
The Demøcrook CONgress, breaking its own promise of "no new deficit spending," increased government spending to record-breaking levels with no real plan to pay for any of it.
Clearly, the only jobs these extremist, backstabbing Demøfreaks(birm...bt!) really want to "Save or Create™" are their own.
But good, hardworking Americans now have a real hope to change all that.
How?
Simple. Kick the irresponsible lying Demøcrook failures(birm) all out of office next Tuesday.
Liberal League of Demøcrook Womyn Fascist Communist Anti-America Voters™ should be ashamed of itself. Although there's more chance that a rattlesnake would be for biting people, or a maggot for feeding off some fetid carcass. (M/M)
The annual recalibration of his Super Double-Secret Mind Control Device™ was an epic fail.
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efeated RINØcrats et al., focus on something other than yourselves for a change. Like our country:
Take a deep breath and this advice from that wise momma grizzly of what is truly our common cause and struggle:
We have some great common sense conservatives who are putting it all on the line. These candidates and their supporters, fighting, fighting for what is right — and a lot of them just fought some tough primary battles.
That's good. Contested primaries are good. It's good for the system. It's great for voters: Democracy at work. Competition is good.
Healthy competition breeds success, and it makes us all work harder; and this all rebuilds character.
But the time for primary debate is over. It's time for unity now. That's the time upon us, because the time for choosing is near.
In just 46 days Republicans will put their ideas and their experience on the line, and they'll let the voters decide.
"The arrogant elites (Demøcrooks) whose undisguised contempt for the great unwashed (overworked, overtaxed, real Americans) prevents them from conceding a modicum of serious thought to those who dare oppose them."
Liberals, by way of their desperate measures to completely crush and control us, are displaying most fully their same, ever regressive, innate ugliness.
The first story of the day comes from the Fort Worth Star Telegram in Texas, where a health insurer called Health Markets has laid off 70 workers and expects up to 180 more as it braces for the costs of Obamacare and other government mandates....
The second story of the day comes from the Worcester Telegram in Massachusetts, where a local hospital will slash about 50 full-time jobs.
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hat's worse, that and much more are all intentional.
Soon the only "jobs" out there will be in Civil "Service."
Everyone entirely dependent on Big Government™ for everything.
That's how we're being controlled.
The worst part is we're the ones who put those power-hungry controllers (Ds-USSA) in such high positions to control us.
Mercifully for us, the Lord Almighty created something each of us most needs to put an end to their despotic regime once and for all.
7. Require all representatives and senators to prove* they have read a bill before they may vote in favor of it.
8. Require that every bill be given a full hearing in open committee, with testimony from both proponents and opponents, before the house in which it originated may vote on it.
9. Ban all closed door meetings on Capitol Hill and in the House and Senate office buildings, excepting only national-security ones that require secrecy.
10. Ban all bailouts, including previous ones, that fail to muster a two-thirds vote in each house of Congress.
11. Return all automobile manufacturers and financial institutions to the private sector where they belong.
12. Cut all representatives and senators's pay and their allowed expenditures by at least half.
* One simple test would be a series of random, multiple choices under the same question: "Which text (a, b, c, or 'all of the above' d) is in the bill?" There should be 10 questions for every 100 pages of the bill, or one for every 10 if the bill is less than 100 pages. If a representative or senator answers 90 percent of all questions correctly, that would satisfactorily prove he or she has read the bill. To prevent cheating, no two tests would contain the same series of choices, and all tests must be randomly distributed to and taken by members on the floor in full view of live C-SPAN cameras.
r. Dan Benishek, the pro-legal immigration candidate applying to represent the people of Michigan's 1st District in the United States House of Representative, fully supports Arizonans' sensible enforcement of federal laws.
“Immigration must be legal and regulated and our borders must be secure. Uncontrolled access to our country increases entitlement expenses, decreases available jobs and renders us vulnerable to terrorists who want to destroy us.”
According to (the Øbamboozler) Department of Interior’s website, BP Exploration & Production Inc. is one of three finalists for a Safety Award for Excellence, which honors companies for “outstanding safety and pollution prevention performance by the offshore oil and gas industry.”
[Pennsylvania 12th-district Democrat candidate Mark] Critz ran his campaign rejecting ObamaCare and other liberal initiatives, and positioned himself to the right of [RINO Establishment™-pick Tim] Burns.
Should Mr. Critz win tomorrow's special election... the real question might be: Did voters simply back the candidate who sounded the most conservative? Because no matter who wins the election, it's pretty clear no one running was touting the Obama agenda.
Taken together [including RINO/D Benedict Arlen's loss, TEA Party-backed candidate Rand Paul's victory, and Demøcrook Sen. Blanche Lincoln's miserable failure to win], the results were indisputably unkind to the political establishments of both parties.
In related news, the National Socialist Demøfascistic Wreckers Party regime in Washington has officially øfascistly placed the yellow-striped forked-tongue bed-wetting jackass on the endangered species list.
The Obama/Reid government run health care law uses our tax dollars to pay for abortions, will cause health care premiums to rise by as much as 13% according to the Congressional Budget Office, limit employers' ability to create new jobs, and provides the IRS $10 billion for 16,000 new IRS agents!
That's right. Harry Reid who thinks our economy is experiencing "robust growth" and thinks [sic] it's "really good" when "only 36,000 people" lose their jobs in America has just helped create a larger more intrusive IRS!
orror stories galore on the horizon as Øfascist/Reidtard "send hither swarms of OfficersIRS Agents to harrass our people, and eat out their substance."
You think Teh Dreaded Audit™ is something Really Bad®.
Wait until the IRS finds out you haven't paid your Øfascist/Reidtard-Mandated "Health" Insurance premiums!
Remember: Yes, IRS Agents Can™ seize your house, cars, bank accounts, and paychecks if you haven't paid in full what they "deem" you owe the government.
Something "really good" to look forward to, eh, fellow citizens subjects?
“Too often bills are rushed through Congress and to the president before the public has the opportunity to review them. As president, (I) will not sign any nonemergency bill without giving the American public an opportunity to review and comment on the White House Web site for five (5) days.”
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fascist lied, democracy died.
Also, the purely partisan rushed-through-Qongress monstrosity he signed into law just one and a half (1½) days after his House of Repre Reconciliators passed rubber-stamped it with only his comrade Demøfascists' bribed and bought-off votes rubber stamps, cements for the next thirty-two (32) weeks one-party rule in Washington — until we start breaking it up at our ballot boxes all across our land with those revved up jackhammers known as our votes.
Win and repeal! That will be the American people's clear and strong goal and mandate for the true representatives they elect November 2nd.
by the "Public" "Service" "Careers" of Radicalized "Democrats"
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e, the Extremists of the Party Formerly Known As "Democratic" (that is, practically every Member thereof), in order to go the way of the dodo bird, establish the fact we're fascists, ensure we're defeated in federal elections, provide clearest examples of irredeemable corruption, promote bribes and backroom deals, and secure the everlasting scorn and contempt of Liberty-loving Americans to ourselves and our cronies, do sign and publish this mass suicide note of our "public" "service" "careers," by our "public" "service" "careers," and for our "public" "service" "careers."
We secretly debated whether to all jump off the nearest cliff together, or to use every dirty, sneaky, and questionably legal trick in the book to forcibly ram down the American people's throats every extremist, radical, personally ambitious greedy power-grab yes we can "think" of to outright steal from them total and complete control over their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. Given the fact we're fascist radical extremists, we thought it'd be more "right" to choose the latter.
So here we go, marching arm and arm literally and figuratively with Nanny-statist Peløseri and our Lord and Master Baracrook Øfascist towards the Capitol, to cast the first in an upcoming series of our bought-off votes in favor of doing just that.
Please refer to our "careers"'s Last Will and Testament on how we wish our morally bankrupt estate to be redistributed and spread around amongst our fellow fascist radical extremists whom we'll be leaving behind to powerlessly wander in a vast marginalized political wilderness decade after decade after decade after our very timely demise.
We angrily hate everything and everyone, including ourselves and all we do. So this extreme course of action should come as absolutely no surprise to anyone, including ourselves. We hope the change our "careers" are soon about to undergo (hint: think Room Temperature™ and the complete, permanent assumption thereof) will finally open the eyes of all Americans. You tried to stop us with your pathetic teabagging pleas for restraint and fiscal responsibility and even full and measured deliberation. As if reading any multithousand-page bill our leaders masters gave us only a few days to look cursorily skim through before the scheduled vote thereon would make any difference at all to us. You sicken and disgust us to no end. In fact, we wish it was you, instead of us, drinking cup after cup after cup of this poisoned Kool-Aid®.
Now it's too late to hope we'll ever change our "minds." No use trying to talk us out of doing this anymore. Don't even try to stop us. With sippy cups in hand, and many of us preferring the barrels of grape flavor rather than the cherry to repeatedly dip them in, we go off blissfully blithely into that Great Beyond™ in the Sky Other Direction from which no one nor any of their words and thoughts lies and feelings is ever heard from ever again.
Bite us,
National Socialist Demøfascist Workers' Party (NSDWP) Members
Last Will and Testament of Dictatørat Politburo Party Members
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e, Dictatørat Politburo Party Members, being of unsound "mind" and corrupt body politic, revoking any and all will of the people, do hereby publish and declare this our Last Will and Testament.
Article I
We hereby name, constitute, and appoint as our Executors and Personal Representatives the Service Employees International Union (SEIU), the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) Union of Progressives Young and Old Urging Reform Sometime (UPYOURS), and George Soros' MoveOn[Never!].org. (Yeah, we know, what a surprise.) They shall have full power to completely dispose of the rotted corpses of our political careers which will be literally littering the landscape after November 2010, to totally direct the affairs of our dishonorable estate (not to be confused with any of John Edwards' affairs), and to make in and on our behalf any and all decisions we would or might have made had we not tried to sneakily and forcibly shove copious amounts of fascist socialist liberal[btrt] crap, including Death Snare Health "Care" and Crush-and-Tax Cap-and-Trade, down the American people's throats.
Article II
After all our always-unjustified expenses are paid (by, of course, cooking the books the same way we did every Federal Budget we ever laid our grubby little hands, as well as sundry unmentionable parts, on):
To our favorite lobbyists and special interests such as Big Trial Lawyers and Big Pharmaceuticals and Big Unions, we leave our "hearts," "minds," bodies, "souls" (sorry, Devil, they had first dibs), and whatever microscopic remnant is left of what used to pass for our "principles."
To former House Speaker Nanny Peloseri's vast personal Botox supply and distribution networks, we leave the ever-ready standby boxes of "misplaced ballots" which we were planning to use to steal the next ten or so close elections. Perhaps they can be pasted on the faces of other self-absorbed megalomaniac liberals with much better results.
To former Senate Majority Leader Harry "The War's Lost" Reid's personal gang of under-the-table Nevada land dealers, we leave enough slung mud to build a second, third, and even fourth Hoover Dam. Should be sufficient to compensate them for losing their share of the High-Speed Rail Kickback™ that said Harry "The War's Lost" Reid had hoped to get out of our earmarks-infested Spendulus Porkage™ Stimulus Package.
To soon-to-be-former Vice President Joe Biden's unsuccessful team of hair-plugs surgeons, we leave Howard "Scream" Dean's very crumpled and stained copy of So You Want To Be A Veterinarian?
To soon-to-be-former President [sic] Barac[roo]k Hussein [zer]O-bama's teleprompter, we leave the set of eighty-five (85) dual-layered DVD discs titled My Most Wonderful Self's Most Wonderful Speeches ("God-Echo" Edition) which the Queen of England returned to him because they were, among other things, in the non-European NTSC format.
To the soon-to-be-former newspapers and other media which thoroughly bankrupted themselves by always being in the tank for us and always insulting their ever dwindling number of readers' intelligence and common sense with their always overly liberal drivel, we leave our most fond first editions of Marx's Das Kapital, Goebbels' Zie Artz und Zcienze ofz Propagandizingz, and Orwell's 1984.
To Osama bin Laden and other top al-Qaeda terrorists, we leave just about every one of the aforementioned Big Trial Lawyers to represent them in courts of law on American soil and to preserve, protect, and defend their "constitutional rights."
To you, the American people, we leave a steeply declining and collapsing economy, a busted government budget for decades to come, an unprecedented twelve trillion six hundred forty-three billion seven hundred one million four hundred two thousand five hundred twenty-nine dollars and fifty-five cents ($12,643,701,402,529.55) and growing of public debt which you, your children, your grandchildren and great-grandchildren will have to spend your whole lives trying to repay, a nuclear weaponized Islamic "Republic" of Iran, a much less secure Israel, an emboldened al-Qaeda, a worthless "Stimulus," pack after pack of our lies and corrupt bribes and kickbacks, ..., and millions and millions and millions of you permanently unemployed — with no hope at all of ever changing any of this. Enjoy!
Article III
We sign our political party membership's name to, and away our political careers with, this instrument this 18th day of March, 2010, and do declare that we sign and execute the same as our Last Will, that we execute it as our leftist-enslaved and special-interest-beholden act for the purposes expressed herein, and that we are and ever shall be extremely of unsound "mind" and under fascist socialist liberalism[btrt]'s corrupting constraint and undoing influence.
Dictatørat Politburo Party Members ______________________________
Self-executing Affidavit
We "deem" that the required number of witnesses have affixed their signatures to this instrument. If anyone asks why there aren't, like, you know, actual signatures here, tell them we resorted to the corrupt practice of pretending that they, technically, never really signed their names so that they wouldn't be held accountable and punished for signing on to this charade as they were shreddingSlaughtering™ the United States Constitution and undermining, entirely destroying, and otherwise making a mockery of that now completely ignored principle formally known as "the democratic process."
Subscribed and sworn before me this 18th day of March, 2010:
Lyke Lee Voters ______________________________ Notary Public
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