hich politician's vengeance-seeking abuse of power is worse? The øne who misuses the IRS so yes he can all but shut down the most effectual political opposition he has in the months and years leading up to his reelection? Or the one who misuses a toll bridge to shut down a couple of lanes of traffic in the middle of rush hour?

Boy, that's a hard one, isn't it?

Guess which one immediately fired the subordinates directly responsible for abusing their public position?

Guess which øne praised and promoted the subordinate directly responsible for abusing her public position, putting her in charge of the IRS's enforcement of Øtyrant"Care"?

Whose abuse of power has been stopped dead in its tracks?

Whøse repeated abuses of power have been given a permanent Giant Green Light™ and a Speed Limit C (671M MPH) sign adoringly installed and lovingly hand painted by his FITTFØ "news" media?

Labels: Democrat War on Americans, dinosaur media, fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), Impeach.Obama.Now., liberals are always extreme, more liberal hypocrisy, Obama's Enhanced Distraction Techniques

	5:01 PM   0

ith all the bribes, kickbacks, and backroom deals Baracrook Øfelon's tempting members of Congress with to get their rubber stamps on his plan to plunge our nation into war with Syria (on the side of al-Qaeda terrorists), the resolution authorizing an endless quagmire the use of force is going to be longer than his Øfascist"Care" monstrosity. Ninny Peloseri's already practicing her "we have to pass the resolution so that you can find out what is in it away from the fog of war" speech.

Do the American people support Øliar's war of choice? The answer is a resounding No! That support's so small, in fact, it's "the lowest for any intervention Gallup has asked about in the last 20 years." Not that a tyrant like Øfascist ever cares about such things.

Are the American people facing any clear and present danger from Syria? The answer, again, is No! Both sides in that civil war possess chemical weapons, according to the United Nations. For the moment they're fighting each other. But if we intervene and start inflicting massive civilian casualties, they may decide to join forces so yes they can fight us. Of course, getting everybody to hate us is a key component of the Øbungler Doctrine™.

Will the American people wake up and see that it's all just a grand distraction to save Øfubar's neck? Thankfully for us, the answer is turning out to be Yes!

Labels: Impeach.Obama.Now., liberals are always extreme, lying liberals (BIRM), Obama Is THE National Security Threat, Obama's Enhanced Distraction Techniques, Obawarmonger, Worst. pResident. Ever.

	9:45 AM   0

aybe because, as Baracrook Austrianese™ Øfascist would say, they don't know how to read "Saudi Arabian."

Not to worry. Thanks to the pro-terrorist Ølying Administyranny they've been able to blame their own deadly accidents on the Syrian government. After all, Baracrook ØbetrayUS needs the terrorists to take over another Middle Eastern county since his Muslime Brotherhoodlum terrorist pals weren't able to hold on to Egypt. He also desperately needs something big to distract the American people since we all started focusing on his numerous "phony" scandals.

Now those chemical "attacks" accidents are his "justification" for helping out his al-Qaeda terrorist pals in Syria. The Liar-in-Chief shows Congress "evidence" that their accidents weren't really accidents at all — "no siree, I swearies" — but chemical "attacks" against his pals by a government that was already beating the ever-loving snot out of Baracrook's Best Buds the terrorists. His Øbasslickers in Congress, ever willing to advance his lies for their party's sake, are of course rushing to rubber-stamp his lie-filled request to provide air support for al-Qaeda in Syria.

That's not what our brave men and women in uniform had in mind when they volunteered for military service. They signed up to fight and defeat these terrorist enemies of America, not give them material aid and comfort.

How's that "peace" prize you gave the likes of Øbawarmonger working out for you, Nobel Committee? Will you still feel he deserved one when Iran retaliates against Israel for Øbombhappy's unilateral attacks against Syria's government?

Labels: al-Qaeda in Syria, Impeach.Obama.Now., liberals are always extreme, lying liberals (BIRM), Obama's Enhanced Distraction Techniques, Obawarmonger, treason, Worst. pResident. Ever.

	11:04 AM   0

CAIRO – Muslim clerics said today that Osama bin Laden's burial at sea was a violation of Islamic tradition that may further provoke militant calls for revenge attacks against American targets....

[A] wide range of Islamic scholars interpreted it as a humiliating disregard for the standard Muslim practice of placing the body in a grave with the head pointed toward the holy city of Mecca.

Sea burials can be allowed, they said, but only in special cases where the death occurred aboard a ship.

"The Americans want to humiliate Muslims through this burial, and I don't think this is in the interest of the U.S. administration," said Omar Bakri Mohammed, a radical cleric in Lebanon.

ozock HusStalin Øfascist's repeated bungling is making our country less and less and less safe.

But not to worry. The Golfer-in-Chief™ is going on another vacation — his 135th... this year.

No doubt, as he does, he won't forget to fill up each of his 8-MPG limousines with all that petroleum imported from Brazil. After all, he wants us to be one of its oil producers' "best customers."

He let himself be clear that he doesn't care that a majority of working-age Americans don't have full-time jobs. Or the housing market is still in the tank. Or GDP "growth" is that in name only.

He's bailed out his Big Union buddies and campaign contributors. Did it with your money.

"Present"dink Øbungler gave you the shaft a $7.69/week "tax cut"! What more do you want? He says you should be thanking him.

Besides, when he talked about "shovel ready projects" he really meant all the bureaucrats and other government "workers" across the country whose paychecks he felt needed "stimulus" and whose "jobs" he wanted to "create or save." That's so, in return, they'd be thanking him and his national socialist party with their contributions and votes. (Google "bribe" for more information.) Yes, Øfascist did that, too, with your money.

At least he's started a third quagmire war.

Certainly another thing he thinks feels you should be thanking him for.

Labels: fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), liberals are always extreme, Obama's Enhanced Distraction Techniques, Obawarmonger, spread the misery around, World War IV, Worst. pResident. Ever.

	2:20 PM   0

hat a spineless, mealymouthed, slimy sack of incompetenceship.

But you're right, Yøur wØrthlessnessship. Your miserably failing to protect the American people while treasonously aiding and comforting their bloodthirsty enemies shouldn't be a matter of divison and partisanship.

It should be a universally demanded matter of impeachmentship.

Namely, yours.

As in ship you out of office tout suite (see, I know more than just merci beaucoup) and ship you off to prison pour le reste de votre vie malheureuse for willfully neglecting to honor that solemn oath you took to faithfully execute the one office empowered by us to defend this nation against all enemy attacks.

Not "wait until the third attack in six months on our own soil before I feel like finally getting around to at least pretending that I'm doing something about it."

Not "we have to treat bloodthirsty pisslamic terrorist enemies^[bhrh] who carry out blatant acts of war against us the same as we would domestic 'suspects' who commit 'alleged crimes.'"

Not "I'm going to close a secure facility that's helping keep all of us safe and bring foreign bloodthirsty pisslamic terrorist enemies^[bhrh] here — on our own soil — where they'll clam up and get lawyers and mingle with local prision populations and endanger our corrections officers and receive a fair farce trial because that's what Teh Rest Of Teh World™ wants me to do, the American people's security be damned!"

Not "my epic failures, extreme incompetence, and egotistical whining are all the fault of Buuuuuuusssssssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!^®"

You are an unmitigated man-caused disaster. You are an utter disgrace to that office you allegedly occupy. You are an unpardonable abomination, an unredeemable worm, an unacceptable threat to the safety and security of this country and of every one of her citizens.

You are an unprecedented defilement of everything good, decent, and right about America.

You are unfit to lead a kazoo "band," much, much, much, much less any branch of any federal, state, local, or even student government, real or mock.

The sooner you're shipped out of office and off to prison the better for all of us and our individual freedoms and national security.

Labels: dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), Impeach.Obama.Now., islamofascist terrorist attacks on American soil (blame Obama), Obama's Enhanced Distraction Techniques, Religion of Decease, treason

	8:28 AM   0

ihaddy al-Qarter (NSDWP-Hamasmurderin' Terroristories), MsNYTABCNNPRBS, "New" Black Panther Party "honorary" lifetime member and Governor Richardson's favoritest. attørney general. ever. Eric Hølder, along with every other Kømmunist Køøl-aid Kultard, all no doubt will be demanding that the Investor's Business Daily report showing "Two of every three practicing physicians oppose the medical overhaul plan under consideration in Washington" instead read "Two of every three practicing physicians are RACISTS."

No doubt, too, many of those same liberals will be also labeling themselves such.

First Leftard: Why is our dEar Leadørable nØneness Barachangek Høpeuccinø Øtøpianizer-in-Che’f making secret backrøøm deals with greedy eeeeeviiiiil Big Pharmaceutical capitalist corporations!!!11!??!123/2!!2213/1/?!FORWARDSLASH!.....?

Secønd Leftard: Dude, why are you being so RACIST?

First Leftard: ... Oh, that's right left. Uh, sorry.

First and Secønd Leftards: (crank up respective Køøl-aid IVs to full throttle)

So any criticism of the Republicans, whose top democratically elected leader is a black man, must be RACIST, too.

(insert hours upon hours upon hours of medically dangerous gut wrenching laughter here)

This døuhbaminable "standard" will, however, simplify linking report after report after report of the ever increasingly widespread disapproval of and opposition to Former Junior Senøtard Baracketeer Hø'ACØRN al-Øbamiserablefailure's fascist tøtalitarian takeøver of our entire economy as he and his also dangerøusly incømpetent and hate-filled al-Qøngress continue their desperate and demented destruction of all our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.

For example:

Washington Post's most recent poll shows the level of opposition to Øfascist"Care" matches that to Hildabeastly"Care" 16 years ago "just before (it) went down in flames in a Democratic Congress without ever reaching a vote."

Washington Post's most recent poll shows the level of opposition to Øfascist"Care" matches RACISM.

See? Just label it all RACISM and you will never have to spell any of it out.

Labels: desperate liberals (BIRM), Kommunist Kool-Aid Kult (aka liberalism), liberal racism, liberalism: THE ideology of hate, lying liberals (BIRM), Obama's Enhanced Distraction Techniques

	5:01 PM   0

resent" Baracketeer Øfascist says we need terrorist care reform now because he "keeps getting letters every day" from the murderous foreign terrorists our Troops have captured overseas on the battlefield.

"I don't care how much (the murderous foreign terrorists) want to kill us or how much they know about those who're planning to kill us," the former junior part-time senator said. "It's more important that we treat them well than we do anything that might effectively get any information out of them."

Asked to clarify whether he was referring to enhanced interrogation techniques, the amateur-in-chief told reporters he was concerned about that and the murderous foreign terrorists' overall welfare.

"Let me make myself clear. These people (sic) want terrorist care reform now because they're hurting. They're sons and fathers and brothers just like our own. How would you like it if your son, father, or brother wasn't getting the kind of treatment we all believe that they deserve the right to get?"

Mr. Øfascist says he wants to "level the playing field" so murderous foreign terrorists can have a real choice regarding both the type and level of interrogations they receive.

"Under my plan, (the murderous foreign terrorists) can keep their current interrogators. Reform isn't about putting the government in charge of foreign terrorist interrogations; it's about putting (the murderous foreign terrorists) in charge of foreign terrorist interrogations. If they like their current interrogator, they can keep their interrogator. If they refuse to reveal their murderous terrorist plans, they can keep refusing to reveal their murderous terrorist plans. Period."

In response to critics of his terrorist care reform plan, Mr. Øfascist said, "As the passing of terrorist care reform draws near, the defenders of the status quo in Washington are growing fierce in their opposition and using misleading information to defeat the chance of real reform. Terrorist care reform will protect (the murderous foreign terrorists) against unfair interrogation practices; provide quality, affable interrogations to every non-American terrorist; and bring down rising costs for terrorist cells and their state sponsors.

"This shouldn't be about Washington politics. It's about non-American terrorists lives, their state sponsors and our (insecure) future. It's never been more important to dispel these outlandish rumors and myths."

Recent surveys show that an overwhelming number of murderous foreign terrorists approve of Mr. Øfascist's handling of terrorist care reform. An MsNBC-New York Slimes poll of 250 captured murderous foreign terrorists reveals that 70 percent "strongly approve" of his terrorist care reform plan, 10 percent "approve," and 18 percent say his plan "doesn't go far enough."

MsNBC also commissioned a poll to gauge support among the nearly 3,000 innocent Americans barbarically butchered by murderous foreign terrorists on September 11, 2001. Unfortunately, all of them failed to respond.

Labels: al-Qaedaqratic Party, anti-America liberals (BIRM), dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), miserably failing liberals (BIRM), Obama's Enhanced Distraction Techniques, treason, World War IV

	9:19 PM   0