Thursday, September 03, 2009 |
Their remake of "Dems in Black" few sneak previews:
Dr. Pelarryosi Fink: Hey, doc. She's been underwater for 10 hours. Do you think she's OK? Dr. Møebama Howtard: I don't know. I'll have to talk to my lawyers first. Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, Dr. Howtard, Dr. Fink, Dr. Howtard! Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor health insurer away? Dr. Møebama Howtard: Yes, that's true. Hiccupping Nurse: Well, then, why don't the patients 346,098,524,596® Uninsured™ eat an apple a day and save hospital fascist-government expenses? Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!.... Dr. Møebama Howtard: How is she, doctor? Doctor with Elderly Patient: A slight hope. Dr. Cureidly Howtard: That's too bad. What's the matter? Doctor with Elderly Patient: She's in a coma. Elderly Patient: [sitting up] I am not! I'm in a bed! Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.... [after being asked where they found their respective patients 9,403,548,972,348® Uninsured™] Dr. Pelarryosi Fink: Under the bed! Dr. Møebama Howtard: Up on the chandelier! Dr. Tombstone: What did you do for him? Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Nothing! What'd he ever do for us? Woo woo woo! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.... Definitely not any People's Choice Awards ® candidates here. Rather, Clowns' Choice Awards spread around solely among all three — as well as whoever's found in the passenger back seat of their upturned ØldsmobileCare™ after it's careened off the bridge.

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Cite: (suggested codes) Hat Tip: h/t Liberal Utopia Full: Libsareb Raindead, "The Teddy Stooges," Liberal Utopia, September 03, 2009.
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