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Death Panel 'Specifics'

 

Øfascism's just full of them.


H

ere they are:

1. Look at your original birth certificate (don't look at "Present" Øfascist's — not that you could, since the feakin' head of the freakin' entire free world won't let you).

2. If the year of birth shown on it is between 15 and 40 less than the current year, or if your birth certificate was among the other forged documents your coyote gave sold you around the time you illegally crossed our border, stop here. (Otherwise, continue.)

Ofascist's Death Czar destroys Olderaan
I felt a great disturbance in the Forced "Individual Responsibility"/Public "Option" Mandate, as if millions of American senior citizens' voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. (ØbornIn Kenyabi)

3. If the year of birth shown on your original birth certificate is 14 or less less than the current year and your income-adjusted "investments receipts" (© 2009 Øfascist Death Czar "Dr." Ezekel Emengele) are "substantial" and "require a complete life," or if the year of birth shown on your original birth certificate is 41 or more less than the current year and your expected "health outcome" has no "inappropriate" affect on your justifiable "medical resources allocation," stop here. (Otherwise, continue.)

4. If you've reached this step and have an illness not covered by "a just allocation of scarce medical interventions," you're entitled to a lifetime supply of the BetterØff® Pain Pill™. (The term "lifetime" may vary in your nation state.)

5. None of the above "principles" steps apply if you're a member or preferred constituent of the Demøfascist Party or its Death Panel(birm).

Enough "specifics" for you?

In sum they boil down to Live Free Be an "Acceptable" Participant or Die.

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