Biggest. Science Scandal. Ever.

Paul Homewood, who, on his Notalotofpeopleknowthat blog, had checked the published temperature graphs for three weather stations in Paraguay against the temperatures that had originally been recorded. In each instance, the actual trend of 60 years of data had been dramatically reversed, so that a cooling trend was changed to one that showed a marked warming.

This was only the latest of many examples of a practice long recognised by expert observers around the world — one that raises an ever larger question mark over the entire official surface-temperature record.

lobal warming causes researchers to record temperatures a degree higher than what their thermometers actually show.

Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.

And, of course, Science!™

Labels: Democrat War on Americans, desperate liberals (BIRM), fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), g'liberal warming, liberalism: THE ideology of fear, liberals are always extreme, lying liberals (BIRM)

	12:41 AM   0

"Top 10 May snow event for the Denver metro area"

iven how we're on track to experiencing the coldest year on record in the United States, it's no real surprise. No surprise either that Global Warming True-Believers™ are scrambling to rebrand their "consenscience" religion. For the second time in 17 years, they're replacing the sign in front of their Temple of Global Warming. Instead of "Church of Climate Change," it now says "Tabernacle of Climate Disruption^®."

What difference, at this point, does it make? Not much. Their cathedrals of gloom and doom and of controlling the masses are crumbling before their eyes. So it's time to ratchet up Teh Scare™ in order to bring in new worshipers even more gullible than the ones still kneeling before its fiery altar.

Labels: corrupt Democrats (BIRM), Democrat War on Americans, g'liberal warming, idiot liberals (BIRM), inconvenient facts, liberalism: THE ideology of fear, liberals are always extreme, lying liberals (BIRM)

	8:27 AM   0

Oh, that's right. Liberals never apologize for anything.

specially when all the facts prove they're blazingly wrong or show that yes we have caught them extremely red handed — or both:

Record low temperatures at the global warming [sic] summit in Cancun, the midwest is getting buried in snow, the roof of the Metrodome has been brought down by tons of global warming [sic], and Europe is seeing its heaviest snows and coldest temperatures in some time....

Any more Global Warming^® — uh, that is, Climate Change^® — like this, and liberals will be regressing back to their Blame Mankind™ for Global Cooling^® shtick. (Or is that stick Americans with the bill again for all their lunatic power grabs? Same thing, evidently.) Meanwhile:

Liberal apology in 87534754325634953, 87534754325634952, 87534754325634951...

...

....

Labels: fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), g'liberal warming, liberalism: THE ideology of fear, lying liberals (BIRM), more liberal hypocrisy, thieving liberals (BIRM), Useless Nitwits

	8:37 AM   0

Demøcrooks' same old tired "solution" to "fixing" an obviously phony "problem": Rename it!

ou aren't buying any of the lying liars' Democrasshøle freaks' lies. So they think feel the answer is to come up with "better"-sounding lies.

File this under How Do You Know They're Lying?™—

An administration that goes out of its way to make terrorism sound less dangerous than it really is (i.e. "man-caused disaster") makes the push to sell "global warming" as more dangerous than it really is. Sounds like somebody's starting to feel uncomfortable because the icecaps and Greenland ice sheets aren't melting fast enough. Switching "warming" to "disruption" is like Chicken Little — finally realizing that everybody's catching on — switching to crying "the ground is rising!"

Re-branding shams is standard operating procedure for this bunch.

Demøliars. Lips. Movement. Much dissembling regurgitated.^®

Labels: desperate liberals (BIRM), fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), g'liberal warming, Impeach.Obama.Now., liberalism: THE ideology of fear, miserably failing liberals (BIRM), Obama kills more jobs

	7:57 PM   0

That bus is going to need some cheap, domestically-drilled petroleum, else it won't be able to run over anyone in an "affordable, energy-independent" manner.

ust call him Oilbama™.

Profits and jobs are good. Drilling at home is good. New refineries and nuclear power plants are good.

Forcing everyone to walk or bicycle to work or pay for universal government transportation is bad. Using any more corn for an expensively subsidized Big Ag boondoggle rather than our food is very, very bad. Nationalizing or federal tax-gouging our oil and gas industries is just plain Marxist stuck-on-stupid bad.

Fully-electric or 50-MPG cars, mercury-filled curly light bulbs, electricity-spiking PCs constantly turned off then on, clearing and paving over our lands for windmill and solar-panel farms till they take up more space than Texas, "Nobody expects the Hansen Inquisition^®!", al-Gorepocrisy and his Size 20x carbon footprint, .... We'll get back to you on those. (Maybe.)

The wheels on Oilbama's flex-fuel-efficient bus Go round and round Round and round Round and round The wheels on Oilbama's flex-fuel-efficient bus Go round and round All over everyone who isn't whom he used to know

Labels: clue-challenged liberals (BIRM), g'liberal warming, liberals unhinged, Washington D(istrict of )C(rooks)

	7:56 PM   0

Sen. Obama's right. There are going to be 57 states!

ight after Canada's northern and easternmost provinces, along with every polar bear, succumb to Teh Melted Arctic Ice Cap Calamitastrophe™ in five years ten years fifty years the Impending GorEnd Times^®, its remaining ones are going to have to join Barry's Union of Soviet-style Socialist States of America. See? (If you don't see, then you're a racist.)

Of course, before teh MAICC, we'll need to build a People's Democratic Sea Wall (or Great Sea Wall of Chinada, appropriately shown in red) to save Provinces Nos. 7 through 10 — thenceforth known as Michellitoba, Barackatchewan, Algorerta, and Obamish Husseinia, respectively — as well as Alaska from all the mass drownings.

Also, Provinces Nos. 3, 5, and 6 would be renamed New Changewick, Hopebec, and Wrightario.

Then Mrs. Obama will have seven other reasons to be extremely proud of this country.


Inspired by ScrappleFace (View From 1776).

Labels: clue-challenged liberals (BIRM), g'liberal warming, humor

	3:29 PM   0

...or Go P for Principles.

epublicans by and large are, if not indeed then at least in temperament, businessmen and women. Our party leaders, however, have long ceased behaving and thinking like risk-taking executives. Today they're more like CorpCrap™ sycophants than CEOs.

So what's to be done? Even if the current "leaders" were suddenly all inclined to listen for a change to our answers and even act on them, it's likely too late now for that increasingly abandoned approach to do the party any of the world of good it otherwise very much could. Hopefully I'm wrong. So on the off chance it isn't too late and principles still somehow matter to them, I'm going to dust off my free-advice dispenser and give their depleted uranium-lined skulls this one last shot:

If I were our Republican President, I would—

1. Remove from the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) the meager 2,000 acres of stark, featureless, very non-pristine and inhospitable Coastal Plain wilderness that contains an estimated super field of 3.5 billion barrels of oil, and start a national-emergency drilling program that will extract the first of this oil in less than a year.
   

   Principle: Chasing after pie in the sky energy "alternatives" in a way that crowds out and curtails much needed expansion of present, proven methods of energy production is suicidal for a nation at war.

2. Build in less than a year double-layer border fencing from San Diego to Brownsville under a necessary and proper invocation of national emergency or war powers, as well as current border security statutes.
   

   Principle: Our nation's borders will be respected. Period.

3. Hire state-licensed bounty hunters to find and capture anyone who has unlawfully entered our country.
   

   Principle: Punishing, without exception, anyone who violates our immigration laws is much more important in time of war than appeasing anyone who wants our very own government to pardon or ignore such violations.

4. Arrest the owners or top officers of any business that hires illegal aliens, on the charge of aiding and abetting the latter's unlawful presence in our country.
   

   Principle: If you're in the business of encouraging illegal aliens to cross our borders so you can exploit them once they're here, then law enforcement's going to put you out of business.

5. Issue an ultimatum to Iran: You have no justification whatsoever, with all your oil, to develop anything nuclear, especially when you're officially a state sponsor of terrorism. That is a direct threat to every nation's security. Therefore you will, within six months, permanently and verifiably dismantle your entire nuclear development program or we'll do it for you.
   

   Principle: In a World War, we will not tolerate anything that could be readily used to arm, strengthen, or supply the enemy.

6. Officially declare "Global Warming," Inc. a pernicious hoax.
   

   Principle: Consensus is not science. We will not proceed to wreck or weaken our nation's or the global economy, especially while we're fighting a World War against even more clearly and presently dangerous fanatics, without solid, replicable proof that The End™ is even half as near as the sanctimonious, fanatical fear mongers who're greedily perpetrating or perpetuating this hoax claim.

7. Immediately go into Pakistan's western lawless region and destroy the enemy.
   

   Principle: The enemy will receive no sanctuary from anyone anywhere, anytime, anymore.

The above I believe would do much to get Republicans back in good standing with American voters — to restore the Grand Old Party to one based on actual, worthy principles, not worthless, futile pandering; on strength, not weakness. But only if its current crop of alleged leaders start disregarding whatever the DeMSMoqrats and their highhanded hired hands, the pollshyster propagandists, each of whom now and will always slight and despise our party regardless what we do, say about any of us.

Labels: a Republic if we can keep it, g'liberal warming, Sealing the fate of freedom's enemies, Washington D(istrict of )C(rooks), Where's the Fence?, World War IV

	9:04 PM   0

We have a real consensus!

enilitor Ted "I Murdered Mary Jo" al-Qennedy, Dismalqrat from Manslaughteretts, even agrees. Human beings are starving out the planet.

But the nazi flat-earther Holocaust Global Starving^® Deniers™ would that we all simply simple mindedly bury our heads in the sandwich bread and let Earth Mother Gaia's stomach growl louder and louder until everyone turns into a bunch of cannibals (© 2008 Ted Turdner).

"Those distended bellies in the Third World, if they really do exist, could be due to anything," said one denier future defendant at some sort of foodstuff Nuremberg. "Natural cycles, perhaps. Or Michael Mooribund hitting another all-you-can-eat lunch buffet at Pizza Hut." Then he gets even stupider: "You just can't take a few belly measurements and jump to the conclusion that humans driving around in their FFVs is the reason it's all happening." What an utter Moore-on.

Of course, abetting them in their denial Crime Against Humanity™ are the dirty evil greedy record-profit money grubbers of Big Green. They've been making a killing — literally — off selling the notion that the only way to Save the Planet^® is for everyone to "go green." As in go ahead and buy your corn guzzling cars and don't worry about The Children™ in Haiti having to eat mud cookies for supper as a result! Why should they or those Gulf of Mexico Dead Zones deny you any of the joys of green living?

Now all the Really Smart People, being so well-edumacated, already consense that unless all our governments and the United Nations do something major right now to prevent this Impending Cataclysmic Catastrophe O' Doom — like raising everyone's taxes so we can help poor people buy carbohydrate offsets — every single person on the planet will die by 2015 2035 2072 a Year So Horribly Close We Dare Not Even Try Naming It™.

All the Stupid People, on the other hand, aren't really smart enough to consense that our entire world is facing such imminent peril.

When these people aren't disputing or outright ignoring the dire reports by renowned foodstuffologists, restaurateurs, nutritionists, and grocers comprising the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Foodstuff Change, they're no doubt either stupidly reading looking at the pictures in An Inconvenient Unconvincing Truth or voting for Hillosery Rob'em al-Qlinton.

Labels: clue-challenged liberals (BIRM), elitist despot liberals (BIRM), g'liberal warming, liberals unhinged, Union of Soviet-style Socialist States of America, Useless Nitwits

	6:23 AM   0

We want Al! We want Al! We want Al!

ight more years! Eight more years!

Al-bert B.Arnold Gore should be running for president! He'd be the only winner of a kNob-el PieCe Price Prize who ever did! He'd be The Environmental President's Environmental President! He'd be Saving The Planet! He'd be kicking old sellout Haglary's fat butt/head in the primaries! He'd be pulling the troops out of Irak! He'd be For The Children™ and making The Rich pay their fair share! He'd be loved by The International Community! He'd be a Vietnam J'nalist Vet who Opposed The War! He'd be The Al-phuh Male! He'd be winning the pwezudinshill election A 2nd Time! He'd be every liberal's pr0gressive's Wet Dream Candidate!

The People Have Spoken!

We want Al! We want Al! We want Al!


We're the kNobel PP Committee and we gorgasmically approve this message.

Labels: clue-challenged liberals (BIRM), g'liberal warming, kNob-el PC-ize, liberals unhinged, Useless Nitwits

	9:15 AM   0

Discovery of this primary component of greenhouse gases has left scientists reconsensusing a new religion Undebatable Model of Anthropohoodwink Climoonbat Mange™.

Lb

lement name: Liberalium

Symbol: Lb

Atomic number: 0

Protons: 0

Nutrons: 2 × 10∞

Electrons: 0

Melting point: -273.15 °C (absolute zero)

Boiling point: 22 °C (room temperature)

Density: infinite

Electronegativity: always

Description: In addition to its aeronomical effects, scientists consensusly believe this element is responsible for all the so-called "dark matter" in the universe (i.e., an inert form of matter emitting absolutely no light which would, absent countervailing forces, contribute to the universe's reversing its expansion and eventually collapsing in on itself until nothing at all — not even energy — remains). Although not radioactive, liberalium is considered highly dangerous, with even casual exposure causing such a massive accumulation of toxic material in the brain that the organ quickly succumbs to total neuron neutralization, leading to brain death or a Demoqratic Party presidential nomination (six of one, a half dozen of the other and all that). Liberalium exhibits no positive reaction to any of the normal elements. For example, any exposure to bushsonium causes it to explode in a most violent and deranged manner. Otherwise liberalium readily bonds with taxustodeathium, a similarly regressive element, to form the economically corrosive acid Lb₄Tx, also known as socialism. Mistaking it for progressivium, ideologues of hate and divisiveness throughout the ages have worshiped liberalium because they feel it possesses magical powers that only they can conjure "for the children."

Labels: g'liberal warming, humor, liberalism: THE ideology of hate

	12:04 PM   0

New video link to the documentary The Great Global Warming Swindle, embedded below.




Don Hagen

Labels: g'liberal warming

	8:29 PM   0

Accursed 1922 SUVs!

Library of Congress Marcus Aurelius' remark that "The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane" was quoted by a British scientist skeptical of global-warming nostrums.

Inside the Beltway [Free Republic]
John McCaslin
August 14, 2007

Before Gore

D.C. resident John Lockwood was conducting research at the Library of Congress and came across an intriguing Page 2 headline in the Nov. 2, 1922 edition of The Washington Post: "Arctic Ocean Getting Warm; Seals Vanish and Icebergs Melt."

The 1922 article, obtained by Inside the Beltway, goes on to mention "great masses of ice have now been replaced by moraines of earth and stones," and "at many points well-known glaciers have entirely disappeared."

"This was one of several such articles I have found at the Library of Congress for the 1920s and 1930s," says Mr. Lockwood. "I had read of the just-released NASA estimates, that four of the 10 hottest years in the U.S. were actually in the 1930s, with 1934 the hottest of all."

Labels: g'liberal warming

	6:30 PM   0

Then open your hearts and wallets and stand by for this very important announcement:

ou may have seen some "news reports" showing G--e flying around the world in personal jets that "guzzle" a "lot of fuel" or living in really "big" homes that use more electricity than "your average small-sized American town." These so called reports may have left you feeling G--e is nothing but a greedy hippercrit.

But there wrong!

Yes. Read that again. There wrong. R-O-N-G. Wrong! (We left the "W" out on purpous because we want you to no who's really behind these "reports." We didn't leave it out because were dum.)

Now you no. G--e doesn't fly around in jets anymore and He doesn't live in big homes that still use so much electricity. He's an enviromentelest. Thru & thru. Nothing hippercritacle about Him. Why, He's trying the save the world, for the love of G--e!

Anyway, we no you don't beleave those silly reports. You no there writen by nothing but Faux News Repugorters who hate G--e. Yes, hate. They hate Him because He tried to stop "W" from steeling the electon. They don't want to moveon because there to busy hating Him. And there racists.

But G--e is not a racist. He cares about people. All of them. He wants to help them. But most of all He wants to help you.

Thats right. You. He cares about you personally. And He wants to save you. Don't you want to be saved? Of coarse you do.

Since your inteligant and smart, we don't have to tell you our poor Earth has got a fever. It's heating up even now! Just go outside tommorrow and walk around. You can just feel it, can't you? You probally allready no why its heating up to. Thats right. The ones who are really greedy and who don't care about you are dumping polutents in the very air we breath! There choking us all. But they don't care. Not about you. Not about anyone. They just want to make alot of money and spend it on themselves. Talk about hippercrits!

Now you may be wandering "what do I have to do to let G--e save me?" It's really very easy. All you have to do is beleave in Him and trust that He'll help you. He'll instently come into your heart and you'll no that you've been saved. You'll be a changed person!

Speaking of change, you probally allready figured out that its going to take alot of money for G--e to save people. There are lots of them out there like you just waiting to be saved. You want them to be saved to, don't you? Of coarse you do. You wouldn't want just yourself to be saved would you? You no that would be selfish. And you don't want to be like those greedy hippercrits who just go around spending money on no one but themselves. You'd never want to exclude anyone like that because that would make you a racist.

So don't be a racist. Send G--e at least a $100 now so He can start saving people. Just like He saved you. You'll be glad you did.

Not only that but it'll give you a warm feeling inside because you'll no that your helping G--e help others. Thats where all the warming should be. Not on the outside where it destroys our poor Earth and makes people feel bad. But on the inside where it makes people feel good.

But G--e has to litterly fight to help others. Thats right. Fight! He has to fight the very same ones who tried to stop Him before. There trying to stop Him now from helping people, including people of color. Because they hate G--e and they hate people of color. And you no why they hate Him and them? Right. There racists.

So help G--e fight the racists and save people. Like He saved you.

He's even started a new orginization to help Him orginize His fight. Its called the "Fight Against Climatic Temperatures Leaving Earth Scorched and Sizzling" orginization. But we just call it FACTLESS for short. You can join it to! Membership is only $100 (or $200 if you haven't given G--e that first $100 yet to help Him start saving people). Once you join you can get a grate T shirt that says "I'm with G--e & FACTLESS"! Its only $50 (+shipping & handeling).

You can where that T shirt with pride because you no you'll be helping G--e buy energy ephicent jets and homes so Faux News can't say anymore hateful things about Him like they did in there lying "reports."

FACTLESS will help you out when you need to argue with selfish people or racists about why there destroying our planet. We plan to start a web sight soon so you can log on and get news, alerts, protest scedules, and more from fellow FACTLESS activists. You can read thru the FACTLESS archive in case you mist some important peace of information. Registering will only be $25 a month for people saved by G--e who sign up for a year. But get in quick! This offer won't be around after our web sight opens.

As a FACTLESS activist you'll be helping G--e get the message out so everyone can here it. If your among the first 500 to join, you can also get a patch to sow on your jacket parka which you can show G--e the next time He comes to your city to sine copies of His books! (We have those availibal for you to order so you'll be prepaired when He visits.)

That patch is grate. It says "G--e saves" above a foto of our poor Earth. Below it says "and I'm helping Him!" We offer another patch with the FACTLESS logo on it which you'll like. Both are only $75 each (+sh).

All this can be yours if you let G--e save you.

(Just don't forget to add sells tax if you live in TN.)


Inspired by Dennis The Peasant.

Labels: g'liberal warming, humor

	8:16 AM   0

Just pulling the wool over your eyes before fleecing you.

eading climate scienconcensustists have declared that the domesticated species Ovis aries contributes more to global climate change than all greenhouse gasses combined.

After duplicating an experiment conducted in New Zealand by Dr. Ewe Noh-Watt and his co-workers at the Institute of Veterinary Climatology — the results of which were first published April 1 on foolscap bearing RealClueless.org's letterhead — scienconcensustists reported to the UN's International Pogrom on Contrary Conclusions that anyone who openly disagrees with their findings should be tried by the International Criminal Court on charges of "terrorism aimed at the environment, a form of crime against humanity." Former National Socialist Workers Party leader Adolfus Hitler could not be reached for comment.

Asked whether the newe claims, as some of the "al'Qlima-terrorists" suggest, are either being exaggerated or based soley on cherry picked data to create such a sense of panic that bureaucrats inside rich nations' governments will award him and his colleagues lavish, career-advancing public grants for "additional research," an IPCC scienconcensustist speaking on condition of anonymity responded, "absolutely not."

"However," the scienconcensustist continued, "there is a con us scientists sense, which is that Soylent Green is not made of all people. Just this one:"

"Now children, let me tell you a story," al-Gore began as he spoke to a gathering of liberals and other mental five-year-olds at a recent climoonbat convention in Californistan. He said the greatest danger facing their scamovement is "every baaaaad question raised about it by conservative commentators" and whoever else either lacks his chameleonic qualities or possesses two or more functioning brain cells.

Labels: g'liberal warming, humor, narcissist liberals (BIRM)

	1:08 AM   0

Model derived without needing megabucks in government grants:

've figured out what climate change is and how to solve it.

Everyone knows what sofa change is. That's those coins that keep falling out of everyone's pockets when they're sitting on the sofa and wind up in between the cushions. Later on, usually towards the end of the week, someone lifts up those cushions to see if any's there. If he finds some he puts the change in his pocket, where it's then known as pocket change.

Pocket change is great. Unless you've got a hole in your pocket. In that case it'll drop out and go straight down your pants leg. If you're very, very lucky it falls into your shoe, so at the end of the day you can get it back. But that never ever happens. The change just ends up on the floor. Except change usually waits until you go outside before falling out of any holes in your pocket. (There's probably a scientific explanation why it does that, but that's not important here.)

The important thing is is that if you find any change between the cushions and you put it in a pocket that has a hole, it's going to wind up outside on the ground. Usually getting lost somewhere in the grass, and never on the driveway right there in plain sight like it ought. That means the change is going to sit out there for days if not weeks on end, all the while being exposed to all the worst elements of your climate, until your lawn mower rolls over it and kicks it out, usually straight into something or someone you wish it oughtn't have. But that's a different story.

What matters is that the change that's sitting outside in the harsh climate all because of that hole in your pocket has now become climate change.

So if you don't want any climate change out there, you better make sure you first sew up any holes that're in your pockets.

That's how you solve the problem of climate change.

Now I know what you're thinking. What about that "tipping point" that you've heard so many scientists talking so hotly about so much lately? I'm guessing you heard one of them saying we'll reach "a tipping point" soon if we don't do something to stop climate change right now; and that's got you all worried about something falling on top of your home and crashing in your roof right down on top of your and all your family's heads!

Except what they're saying doesn't make sense.

I don't see how climate change can help anyone reach any tipping point. Let's say you go into a restaurant and get really great service. Of course you'll want to leave a nice big tip for the waiter. Luckily you remember that right before you left for the restaurant, you found in between the cushions a bunch of sofa change and put it in your pocket. So you shouldn't have any problem paying that tip with your new pocket change. But because you have a hole in your pocket it's out there in the grass, right where it'd dropped out of you pants leg.

You quickly figure out that it's no longer "pocket change" but is now lying around somewhere outside as so much useless "climate change." The waiter mumbles under his breath you're a big fat cheapskate because even his wonderful service couldn't make you quite reach the tipping point. You're sad. He's sad. Whoever gets bipped in the arm by some of that climate change next time anyone mows your lawn is going to be really sad.

Now if you'd sewn up your pocket before putting that change in it, you'd have had enough pocket change to reach that tipping point.

Instead it's climate change. Which means there won't be any tipping point.

So you see, the only way you can reach "a tipping point" is if you have some pocket change, not climate change. Even if someone else finds the climate change and puts it in his pocket, he won't have it later to reach a tipping point should that pocket have a hole in it too.

Neither he nor you will have any pocket change until one of you first sews up either of those holes.

Labels: g'liberal warming, humor

	5:50 PM   0

Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Change Crisis Mythology; or, Tales of Mother Gaioose

Fortunately for us common people, we have Dr. Steven Hayward's engaging documentary feature, An Inconvenient Truth...or Convenient Fiction, to help us explore and untangle the alarmist mythology, selectivist modeling, and socialist affections behind their contemptible, arrogant attempts to suppress all debate, dissent, and everything else they feel stand in the way of their self-serving, lockstep rush to form that tyranny of the masses:

Part One


Part Two

(Viewpoint Journal)


This documentary is also at the Planet Gore blog: Part One, Part Two (Google Video).

Anthropogenic Global Barking Moonbatism

“When we’ve finally gotten serious about global warming, when the impacts are really hitting us and we’re in a full worldwide scramble to minimize the damage, we should have war crimes trials for these [skeptical] bastards — some sort of climate Nuremberg.”

– David Roberts Grist Magazine September 19, 2006

It's included too in a video and MP3 audio of Dr. Hayward speaking at last month's event cohosted by the Pacific Research Institute — where he's Senior Fellow in Environmental Studies — and the Heritage Foundation, titled "An Inconvenient Truth...or Convenient Fiction: Sorting Out Sense from Nonsense on Global Warming." Dr. Hayward is F.K. Weyerhaeuser Fellow at the American Enterprise Institute as well. Ashland University's Ashbrook Center for Public Affairs has an archive of his columns. His commentary on decarbonization appeared two weeks ago at Forbes.com.

Luboš Motl has links to related videos and articles at The Reference Frame. SpaceDaily reports the connection discovered between clouds and cosmic rays, "a missing link in climate theory."

Of course, whoever dares cast a critical eye towards the impenetrable certitudes of their Apocalypse Soon^® cult, liberals label "Holocaust global-warming denier" (get it!).

Well, here are just a few more castings from the proud and growing movement of Apocalypse deniers:

• Sunday Times: An experiment that hints we are wrong on climate change; Climate change hits Mars
• National Post series: The real deal?
• geocraft.com: Water Vapor Rules the Greenhouse System
• Michael Crichton: Environmentalism as Religion
• Denis Dutton: Newsweek's "The Cooling World" (April 28, 1975)
• USATODAY.com: Scientists, governments clash over climate report
• Timothy Ball: The Cold, Hard Facts?
• Earthtimes.org: Czech president derogates UN global-warming panel
• Sunday Telegraph: Cosmic rays blamed for global warming
• National Center for Policy Analysis: Commissars of Climate Change Strike Again
• FOXNews.com: Top Ten Junk Science Moments for 2006 (#1. al-Gore refuses to debate)
• CNSNews.com: Scientist Alleging Bush Censorship Helped Gore, Kerry
• The Reference Frame: Richard Lindzen: Climate of Fear
• Richard S. Lindzen: Why So Gloomy?
• MSNBC.com: Storm guru: Oceans, not CO2, cause warming
• Professor William M. Gray: Get off warming bandwagon
• Berit Kjos: Green Lies and Amazing Truths
• Mark Steyn: The cult of global warming
• Competitive Enterprise Institute: Katrina and Her Policy Waves
• Greenie Watch: "The Hottest Year"
• ClimateAudit.org (commenter link): "A Tale of Two Sites: Impacts of Relocating L.A.'s Weather Station" (NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory)
• Dr. Gerrit J. van der Lingen: The Anthropogenic Global Warming Doctrine
• Peter Schweizer: Gore isn't quite as green as he's led the world to believe
• 'Okie' on the Lamb: Global Warming Hoo Hah — Much To Do About Much To Do
• Most Dangerous Man in America®: Global Warming is a Religion
• Ronald Bailey: Two Sides to Global Warming (ShandyKing)
• Jack Leyhane: Humans and the "Little Ice Age" (re: History Channel's "Little Ice Age: Big Chill")
• Rightwing Nuthouse: Colling the Planet by Burning Skeptics
• Brendan O'Neill: A climate of censorship
• Global Warming Hoax: "Climate scientists feeling the heat" (Eric Berger)
• Brit Hume's Political Grapevine: One Group Says Global Warming Is Responsible for Terrorism! (TMH's Bacon Bits)
• Flemming Rose and Bjorn Lomborg: Inconvenient Questions — Will Al Gore Melt?
• Tom Harris: The gods are laughing (Jim Campbell)
• Fred Hutchison: Common sense on global warming
• Heartland Institute: Physicist Proposes New Solution for Global Warming
• Alexander Cockburn: Is Global Warming a Sin?
• Lin Zhen-Shan and Sun Xian (Nanjing Normal University): Multi-scale analysis of global temperature changes and trend of a drop in temperature in the next 20 years (PDF)
• Zbigniew Jaworowski: CO2: The Greatest Scientific Scandal of Our Time (PDF)
• Roger Pielke Sr. Research Group: The Lyman et al Paper "Recent Cooling In the Upper Ocean" Has Been Published
• New Zealand Climate Science Coalition: Commonsense about Climate Change (links)
• Marshall Institute: Climate Change (links)

Relevant Quote of the Decade
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Labels: elitist despot liberals (BIRM), g'liberal warming, videos

	4:50 AM   0

Wouldn't be US, now would it?

ontinuing the UN's Slow-Boiled Frog^® approach to swindling the world United States out of her honest, hard-earned wealth and globally redistributing and consequentially reducing that and all nations' wealth:

Climate change cost to be outlined
Financial Times, 04.05.2007

Preventing climate change from reaching dangerous levels will cost between 0.2 per cent and 3 per cent of the world's gross domestic product in a few decades, the world's climate experts are expected to conclude on Friday.

Let's do the math, shall we kiddies?

One year's cost: On the low end we have 0.2 per cent of $45 trillion (source: World Bank — PDF), or $90 billion. We'll call this the Very Conservative Happy Cuddly Flying Unicorn Estimate, or HCFUE.

On that high end of 3 per cent, it's $1.4 trillion per year. This we'll call our Silver Cloudy Rainbow Estimate (SCRE).

Of course, given that government long-term estimates are nominally several factors lower than actual costs to begin with, and given that world bureaucrats have done the estimating here so theirs is more than likely at least a couple of factors lower still, and given that those bureaucrats and the self-righteous elitists enlisting them are all on a self-delusional Holy Mission To Save Mother Gaia From Evil Capitalist Consumption (©1917-2007 Lennin-Gore Ultd.) and thus have a glaring self-interest to underestimate that cost to just above the Pollyannaism Point™ in order to obfuscate as much as possible their true motives and intentions (aka Camel. Nose. Tent. Soon much squeezing required.) so the difference between the actual cost and any of their estimated ones reaches at least the "a world of" level, and finally given that the time span over which our Gaian Missionaries' estimates are supposed to apply would give pause to even the most irresponsible of gypsy soothsayers, we would do well to either dismiss HCFUE and SCRE altogether or take them with every grain of salt ever "rapaciously" strip mined out of the earth object of their worship.

However, although realizing it's always a mistake, let's be charitable towards the deluded zealots. Therefore we'll say they're off by only a factor of five — from their high end. That makes the cost come to at least $7 trillion a year. We'll call this a Compassionately Conservative Estimate.

Now at this point most of us are probably asking ourselves who's going to pay for all this wonderfully good intentioned Mother Gaia saving? If we're assuming the burden will be equally shared by all nations, with each one contributing the same fraction of its GDP as every other to some UN-managed Oil-for-Food Sex-for-Food Magic-for-Fuel Program®, then we obviously have no concept of what liberals mean by "paying your fair share." But don't worry. It's really very simple(-minded): If you're an Evil Rich Capitalist, your "fair share" is 100% of the program's entire cost, while everyone else's is merely to watch you pay it. So with that cleared up, let's MoveOn.soros.

The bottom line is that the United States, whose $12.4 trillion annual GDP is 27.5 per cent of the world's total, won't only be paying its $1.9 trillion a year true fair share, but almost all of the remaining $5.1 trillion as well. Or, in non-socialists terms, over half of our total GDP every year for the next "few decades."

Makes us feel all warm and tingly inside, doesn't it?

The UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, due to finish its week-long meeting in Bangkok on Friday, says the money will be needed for low-carbon technologies such as nuclear power and renewable [magic] energy.

Given that the first low-carbon technology mentioned produces highly radioactive waste that must be buried somewhere (just don't ask these elitists, such as T-boat al-Qennedy, to let you bury it anywhere near their backyards), the only thing we'll see happening in the next few decades is the G'liberal W'alarming crowd and the Anti-Nuke one constantly seeing each other in court.

Of course, by the time we get all the new nuclear power plants designed, licensed, constructed, tested, fully fired up and running, and ready to even partially replace present energy producing systems, al-Gore will already be a few decades into experiencing the inconvenient truth of a subterraneanly global warming that justly awaits all unrepentant frauds, cheats, swindlers, and other overly selfish and incredibly conceited holier-than-thou egomaniac liberals^birm:

A key aspect of regulatory development for near-term deployment is the efficient implementation of 10 CFR Part 52. Created in 1989, this regulation established three new licensing processes for future plants: early site permitting (i.e., NRC approval of a site before a decision has been made to build a plant); design certification (i.e., NRC approval of a standard design); and combined licenses (i.e., a combined construction permit and operating license). These processes could provide a dramatic improvement over the two-step process used for existing U.S. plants. NRC has stated that an application for a combined license that references an early site permit and a certified reactor design could result in an operating license being granted in as little as one year (Jeffrey S. Merrifield, NRC commissioner, remarks to American Nuclear Society Conference, June 7, 1994). In actuality, however, only the design certification process has been demonstrated thus far, and it has taken as long as 10 years.

Finding the wizard or space alien undocumented extraterrestrial who can suspend E=mc² and zap us up a miraculous source of magically renewable energy would take even longer.

These costs will be partly defrayed by substantial savings arising from greater energy efficiency needed to cut greenhouse gas emissions.

Let's just ignore the partly bit and focus on the fact that if we're going to take what now works and what now fuels an economic engine that's now efficiently outputting goods and services valued at over $12 trillion and rising, and flush over half of it down the pipe dreams of bobbing bubble-headed "scientists" bureaucrats and hysteria-mongering fanatics whose sole measure of productivity extends to how much hydrogen-based balloon juice they spout, straight into that untreatable backed-up tank pond lake ocean of raw sewage known as the United Nations so it can increase its coffers and expand its already overly lucrative make-"work" jobs program for many tens of thousands more inefficient, overpaid, ineffective, and unaccountable bureaucrats —

And that brings us to a feature of the UN system... that has helped to shield it from thoroughgoing investigation. Since its founding, the institution has added untold numbers of agencies, funds, commissions, programs, "ad-hoc bodies," and "other entities," to the point where most of the UN's own personnel do not know who reports to whom, or how. The Secretary-General himself, when questioned last year by the Volcker commission, professed not to understand his own chain of command.

— our country will wind up so impoverished there won't be enough of its wealth left to swindle for any part of the UN's Save Mother Gaia Program.

Before any of us start thinking this is some unintended consequence of that proposed path paved with their goods intentions, to such fanatics on a mission it too "sounds like a plan."

The final outcome still would be the only one they prefer: An "Evil" U.S. undergoing reductions not just in her carbon emissions but also in terms of her economic and military strength and, consequently, her global influence and power.

So, boys and girls, do any of you know why they would want to harm us like that? Yes, Billy? What? No, it's not because "they're on a meth-crazed murderous rampage." Although you're close. OK, Jane, I see your hand up. What's your answer?

Bingo! For those in the back who couldn't hear, Jane said it's because "they want to teach us a lesson." Now I'll give a gold star to whoever can tell me exactly what that lesson is. Jane? Not sure yet? All right, let's hear from... John. Yes, John, what lesson do you think they want to teach us? No, I'm not picking on you. We really want to hear what you think. Just take your time.... Ah, very good. John says it's "stop being soooo arrogant!" But that's not specific enough. Anyone else want to give it a shot? Mary, I just saw your eyes light up. Do you know what it is? That's right!

Mary said the lesson they want to teach us is "stop being so successful, it's making the rest of us look very bad." I'm awarding her the gold star.

And with that we can ignore the rest of the sentence too.

However, there is still fierce debate over the projected costs and the economic models on which they are based, and arguments continued late last night in Bangkok.

It ended with a toss-up between the French socialist's slightly battered Magic 8-Ball® (after ignoring its frustratingly frequent "Answer Unclear — Please Try Again's") and the Cuban sycophant's uncheery assortment of fingernail clippings and chicken bones.

The IPCC's estimates could change markedly in the report it is due to release on Friday.

That is, once someone throws that idiotic 8-Ball straight out the window.

"The models assume a perfect world, of perfect information and perfect markets," said a delegate to the negotiations.

What else would liberals assume? Being they're always so perfect and all.

"But there is more and more convergence, things are speeding up."

As is often the case whenever a swindler starts to realize his potential swindlee isn't buying any of his concocted swill. That fearful desperation he feels deep in his gut is saying most insistingly, "Talk faster. You're losing him!"

This is the third and final part of the most authoritative assessment of climate change to date, which has been six years in the making and drawn on the work of more than 2,500 scientists.

None of which or whom has applied any such parts or years towards authoritatively assessing the effects of, say, a certain 865,000-mile-wide object with a core temperature of 27,000,000°F only eight light-minutes away whose interior could easily hold over a million Earths Mother Gaias.

Nah. How could any of that be relevant to UN-authorized "scientists"?

Its key findings have to be unanimously agreed upon by more than 100 governments, including the US, China, India and the European Union, and will form the basis for international policy for years to come.

The hysterical fanatics are letting those governments swindlees believe they have a real say-so in the matter? Haven't the former already decided what's best for them all?

Anyway, by the time such agreement is reached the duly departed al-Gore will be working on his hundredth inconvenient snowman. In the meantime, we'll be hearing the fanatics claim "there's so much more that needs to be done" as they head off to their hundredth UN-approved "conference." Sweet "work," if you can get it.

Kiddies! I believe we just answered our own questions.

Friday's report aims to set out the likely costs of cutting emissions and to recommend the methods of doing so. It is the most contentious, because governments such as the US and China disagree with the EU on how much should be spent on the problem and by what means.

It's so simple even a knuckle-dragging liberal could figure it out: We all ride around on our bicycles while al-Gore and his flock fly around the globe in their carbon-emitting private jets to see whether we're all riding our bikes like good little workers of the world.

Then we could all unite or something. After all, all we have to lose are our bicycle chains!

If the governments fail to agree the report on Friday, it will be a severe setback for negotiations on a successor to the Kyoto protocol, whose provisions expire in 2012.

Obviously, "more work [grants awarding] needs to be done."

China is poised to take over from the US as the world's biggest emitter and is anxious that an agreement to cut emissions could put a brake on its economic growth.

Silly, China. It's very easy: Stop being so economically successful and the hysteria mongers won't whine about you anymore.

The US wants the emphasis to be on new low-carbon technologies and voluntary measures rather than binding targets.

Zinz ven ist eeny thingz „wolenteerie“ arrroundz zeer, sie eewil dummkopf? Herr doktoor Clyme E. Tallgest hazt zeelected ihr arrrrogintz kontree für seins sozialistisch injeenneerrrreen eggsparamintz.

There is no agreement among governments about whether the world should set a target for stabilising the quantity of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere at a level that scientists argue is safe.

By Fiona Harvey in London

Might as well set targets for stabilizing the number of sunspots at a more safe level.

But don't expect us to take any wooden sunspot credits from Generation Investment Management then, either.

Labels: g'liberal warming

	2:06 AM   0

Hey, they guaranteed we'd get G'Liberal Warming^®.

o where's mine? I've been freezing my rethuglican tax-cutting-for-the-rich racist blood-for-oily homophobic making-old-people-eat-dog-food warmongering multi-gun-cultural nazi bible-thumping sexist big-carbon-footprinting wingnuts off here the past couple of weeks. Yet the United Nations Intergummental Panel on Scary Things Happening If We Don't Impose A Global Tax Plus Universal Gun Ban Yesterday promised me "the debate's over" and I should've gotten my g'liberal warming by the time I set my clocks forward.

Well I've been waiting, and waiting, and freezing, and waiting, and freezing some more ever since.

I believe the UN gipped me.

It's time for a movement! Which, coincidentally, I'm starting right here.

Send all your springtime heating bills to:

UN G'Liberal Warming Refund Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change Secretariat c/o World Meteorological Organization 7bis, Avenue de la Paix C.P. 2300 CH-1211 Geneva 2, Switzerland

Labels: g'liberal warming, Useless Nitwits

	2:18 PM   0