Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Change Crisis Mythology; or, Tales of Mother Gaioose e the Carbophobes
of the Gorean Idiotardom, in order to form a perfectly unaccountable liberal utopia, establish international taxation, insure worldwide hysteria, provide for the US’s economic destruction, promote the Giantest. Welfare State. Ever., and secure the bastions of absolute authority
to ourselves and our posterior lickers, do ordain and establish this Climate Model O’ Doom™ for all states now raping Mother Gaia.”
Fortunately for us common people, we have Dr. Steven Hayward's engaging documentary feature, An Inconvenient Truth...or Convenient Fiction, to help us explore and untangle the alarmist mythology, selectivist modeling, and socialist affections behind their contemptible, arrogant attempts to suppress all debate, dissent, and everything else they feel stand in the way of their self-serving, lockstep rush to form that tyranny of the masses:
This documentary is also at the Planet Gore blog: Part One
, Part Two
|Anthropogenic Global Barking Moonbatism|
|“When we’ve finally gotten serious about global warming, when the impacts are really hitting us and we’re in a full worldwide scramble to minimize the damage, we should have war crimes trials for these [skeptical] bastards — some sort of climate Nuremberg.”|
|– David Roberts|
September 19, 2006
It's included too in a video and MP3 audio of Dr. Hayward speaking at last month's event cohosted by the Pacific Research Institute — where he's Senior Fellow in Environmental Studies — and the Heritage Foundation, titled "An Inconvenient Truth...or Convenient Fiction: Sorting Out Sense from Nonsense on Global Warming." Dr. Hayward is F.K. Weyerhaeuser Fellow at the American Enterprise Institute as well. Ashland University's Ashbrook Center for Public Affairs has an archive of his columns. His commentary on decarbonization appeared two weeks ago at Forbes.com.
Luboš Motl has links to related videos and articles at The Reference Frame. SpaceDaily reports the connection discovered between clouds and cosmic rays, "a missing link in climate theory."
Of course, whoever dares cast a critical eye towards the impenetrable certitudes of their Apocalypse Soon® cult, liberals label "
Holocaust global-warming denier" (get it!).
Well, here are just a few more castings from the proud and growing movement of Apocalypse deniers:
Relevant Quote of the Decade
(Sparks from the Anvil)
I think the "carbon footprint police" is blowing the climate change debate way out of proportion. Their goals aren't necessarily that of conservation and better stewardship of natural resources, but to promote and spread socialism by telling others how to live their lives — which is the ultimate goal of the Watermelon brigade (green on the outside, red on the inside).
Man-made global warming is nothing but a wretched hive of junk science and hysteria. Period.
I favor ecological solutions based on free-market principles, and not based on government regulation, Chicken-Little fearmongering, or feel-good groupthink. Such positive steps benefit both the environment and the people who live in it.
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