Just pulling the wool over your eyes before fleecing you.
eading climate scienconcensustists have declared that the domesticated species Ovis aries contributes more to global climate change than all greenhouse gasses combined.
After duplicating an experiment conducted in New Zealand by Dr. Ewe Noh-Watt and his co-workers at the Institute of Veterinary Climatology — the results of which were first published April 1 on foolscap bearing RealClueless.org's letterhead — scienconcensustists reported to the UN's International Pogrom on Contrary Conclusions that anyone who openly disagrees with their findings should be tried by the International Criminal Court on charges of "terrorism aimed at the environment, a form of crime against humanity." Former National Socialist Workers Party leader Adolfus Hitler could not be reached for comment.
Asked whether the new
e claims, as some of the "al'Qlima-terrorists" suggest, are either being exaggerated or based soley on cherry picked data to create such a sense of panic that bureaucrats inside rich nations' governments will award him and his colleagues lavish, career-advancing public grants for "additional research," an IPCC scienconcensustist speaking on condition of anonymity responded, "absolutely not."
"However," the scienconcensustist continued, "there is a con us scientists sense, which is that Soylent Green is not made of all people. Just this one:"
|"Now children, let me tell you a story," al-Gore began as he spoke to a gathering of liberals and other mental five-year-olds at a recent climoonbat convention in Californistan. He said the greatest danger facing their scamovement is "every baaaaad question raised about it by conservative commentators" and whoever else either lacks his chameleonic qualities or possesses two or more functioning brain cells.|
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