Yale researcher realizes the TEA Party is a lot smarter than he thought

Labels: Conservatism wins every time, Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us), Good News, inconvenient facts, our Freedoms' Defenders, patriotism, Yes Yes Yes. God Bless America.

	9:29 PM   0

Her Nibs' voters + What's left of MqBackstabber's = Election win!!1!!!ON!!E

ot only would this presidential ticket constitute the ultimate anti-Obama strategy, it would ultimately complete the unbroken pedigree of MqQain-Finkgold, MqQain-Lieber(al)man, MqQain-Qennedy, MqQain-Schmoozer, MqQain-ACLU, MqQain-$oros, MqQain-Edwarts, and MqQain-Just About Every Extremely Liberal Democommierat You Can Name.

Think of the campaign ad!

Think of seeing the following over and over on the campaign trail!

One of "My Dear Friends"

Think of the extremely glowing editorial in the New York Slimes!!1!

But most of all, think of Teh Cheeeeeeeeldrrun^®.

Labels: Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us)

	1:56 PM   0

Cause of far more widespread and lasting damage than any corruption.

inny Pigheadi is telling Americans, "You'll drill for oil over my dead body."

Churlie Schumormonger is telling Californians, "I've got insider information, and I feel all of you should be making runs on your banks."

B. Hamas-endorsed Okumbaya is telling Islamic Jihadic of Iran's genocidal mahdists, "Don't worry, I'm not ever going to make a demand that you stop building nuclear weapons before we've had a chance to talk and talk and talk... and talk and talk about your grievances."

District of Crumbumia officials tyrannical rulers are telling law-abiding D.C. gun owners, "We don't care what the Supreme Court ordered us to do. We're saying even your slingshots are 'machine guns' too!"

Gavin Gruesome and his Suitcase-Nuke Border-Free Zone gang are telling law-abiding San Fratricide Co residents prey subjects, "We don't care how many of your brothers, sisters, fathers, mothers, sons, or daughters are murdered by illegal aliens.† We're going to keep giving them sanctuary being their accessories before the fact so, yes, we can keep getting their appreciative relatives' votes."

Dennis the Kookmenace is telling Madam ProSyria, "Thanks for setting aside all that less important business like gas and Iran and World War and criminal sanctuaries so, yes, you and I can force the D-ring Circus House to bring up impeachment against Eeeevil BusHitler McChimpy Eeeeeeeevviiilll hOILiburt^%$&, )n))99 s& - fatal error-- -- REBOOT...."

DNC Spokespersons Couric, Williams, and Goebbels Gibson are telling their smaller and smaller audiences, "Yes, we can even go halfway around the world to cover propagandize for Our Chosen One™ and still feel hope you're too stupid to notice we 'forgot' to pack that bristleless toothbrush known as our professional ethics."

Last but certainly not least, Juanita Panama MqQain is telling an aztlán'l council of racists, "Don't worry about my tough-sounding 'secure the borders first' talk, because that's all any of it is ever going to turn out to be — just talk."

Whether it's Ms. Demoqrat Stinker of the Do-Nothing House, Mr. Demoqrat Senile Senatattler of Nut Yack, Mr. St. Demoqrat Backbench Freshman Junior Senappeaser of Ill Noise, Mr/s. Comrade Demoqrat Commissar of the Disarming of Columbia's Law-Abiding Citizens Only, Mme. Demoqrat Maydayer of Sanctuary For any criminals RIco, Mr. Demoqrat Reprehensitive of Ohio Omicron Ceti III, Mr/s. H/Fr. Demoqrat Journagandist En El Tanque Séptico para Im Faulbehälter für Obombaster the VIII- to X-year-term POTUS, or Ms. Srta. DelMéxiqrat Backstabber Señor Señátoady of AZtlán, they all have one thing in common.

They're telling you and yours that securing their exclusive entitlement to all real Power in this nation world is infinitely more important to them than either you or any of your freedoms ever will or could be.

But, yes, you can call them "Communists" "Demoqrats" for short.


†How nativist, protectionist, isolationist, anti-gang, bitter, clingy, antipathic, anti-(unlawful )immigrant, xenophobic, racist, bigoted, anti-murder, stereotyping, immulticultural, scapegoating, anti-amnesty, medieval, inhumane, reichwinger, anti-CANAUSMEX, fear mongering, reactionary, and unenlightened unextremist of me. I should've distinguished the normal everyday undocumented forged document-carrying, Social Security number-stealing, identity-theiving, job application-falsifying, cheap- slave-laboring, wage-depressing, income tax-evading, unlicensed-driving, marriage-shamming, TB inoculation-avoiding, insurance-lacking, child-endangering, border-violating, state-invading, smuggler-paying, environment-trashing, national forest-damaging, endangered species-threatening, private property-trespassing, freight train-hopping, water supply-straining, public employee-impersonating, hospital-bankrupting, deportation order-disobeying, in front of the line-cutting, U.S. taxpayers for suckers-playing, health and human services, education, housing, energy, transportation, financial, and fiscal infrastructures-burdening, nation of laws-disresprecting, -disrupting, and -destroying, amnesty-demanding, Mexican Manifest Destiny-pushing, language-dividing, Press 2 for Separate But Equal-requiring, entitlement-expecting, repeat-offending, law-breaking tramposos cheaters from these somewhat more directly murderous importers and traffickers of comprehensively documented deterioration, disorder, danger, disease, drugs, destruction, depravity, death, And. More. Death.

My bad.

Labels: Deranged Extremist Moonbat Obdurate Craven Retarded Appeasing Traitorous Slime (DEMOCRATS), Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us), Where's the Fence?

	2:37 PM   0

Or windmills and solar panels.

ither "alternative" has the same chance of lowering fuel prices in the next few years decades centuries.

If we covered the land from sea to shining sea with the latter, they might be able to supply, at most — given only consistently windy conditions and cloudless days all across it, of course — a quarter of the electricity our nation must have for her economy to keep growing.

Even assuming we're able to build that many without entirely diverting our manufacturing output from practically every other type of production, and without astronomically increasing our national debt from all the new outlays for necessary land leases and eminent domain purchases, any hope of getting them all "online" in time to make a real difference would require the most unrealistic redefining of the phrase "humanly possible."

Which, it so happens, is exactly what Demokick-the-canic Party Politburo leaders propose we do here and again and again down the road. (Now you know which "can" they've been talking the talk about all along with their Yes, We Can Hope for Change in the Future™ blather.)

No, we can't renew-a-babble our way out of the energy "crisis."

We can't flex-fuel our way out of it, either, despite how much liberals want to see our grain food prices increase to the point where everyone besides the richest of them is forced to go on a permanent starvation diet.

Most Demoqrats (including Juan MqQain) and other liberals concede we have the ability to start bringing greater supplies of domestically-drilled oil and natural gas online in about five years. That is, if they take down the Big Green^® stop signs they've put up out at sea and on faraway barren tundras which for the last several decades have been the only "man"-made things standing in the way of such drilling.

Then why haven't Demoslackers already done so? Why are they still essentially doing nothing? Most importantly, why do they keep ignoring us and what we want?

The only viable answer is that they want Americans and their economy to not only suffer but keep taking hit after painful hit from ever higher and higher fuel prices until we and it are reduced to one giant withering heap of mangled, foreign oil-dependent vassalageness.

That, they arrogantly snort, will teach you for consuming so much and expecting the world to say OK, you fat filthy capitalist!

Actually, liberals know that the only way to stop us from being a free people — the kind they can't control — is to stop all of us from growing economically. With no one other than themselves having material wealth and power, everyone will wind up slavishly dependent on their tinier and tinier crumbs of "assistance" dropped off a larger and larger government table that they feel exclusively entitled to completely and always run. Your only duty then will be to sit at the bus stop and cheerfully wave at al-Gore as he passes by in his gas-guzzling limousine. Oh, and to also never, ever complain about the larger and larger tax withholdings they'll be taking out of your lower and lower paychecks so, yes, he can keep it — and his private jets, too — always filled up.

That's why Juan MqQain and other Demoqrats tell you they're going to make you conserve oil, although their stated intention is to make you totally "move away" from oil. (So there will be more for them, obviously — to keep up with just their Importanter Than Thou's™ personal needs.)

Of course, if you're a liberal, conservation means never having to say you're using whatever it is you say you've been "conserving," even if you actually are using a whole lot more of it. Or to put it tunefully: I fill my home/ With electricity/ While average homes/ Use nine-tenths less, you see/ I fill my cars/ With so much gas.... (© 1970 AlTipp Inspirations)

However, it's not any of their taxpayer-funded silver spoons you should be worrying the most about right now. Nor is it the latest knife Juan MqGreenQoolAid's trying to stab you and the rest of us in the backs with again.

Focus primarily on the forks. Specifically, their forked tongues that demand you fork over to them a lot more of your earnings so you won't find any fork at all in that road they repetitively say they're going to pave over for you and your family with their "good" intentions any day decade now. (That is, if you can afford the extremely expensive fuel they'll be forcing you to buy just to get on it.)

But we do have a real alternative. Specifically, stick a fork in them and their unworkable do-nothing "plans." We won't be done in by either.

Instead we will be taking this available on-ramp so we can head out on the highway that lets us move much more speedily towards the only solution with truly the best chance of helping every American here and farther down the road: more and more domestic drilling.

Yes, we do. Yes, we will. And, yes, we can.

Labels: clue-challenged liberals (BIRM), Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us), megalomaniacal liberals (BIRM), tax'n'spend liberals (BIRM), Washington D(istrict of )C(rooks)

	4:37 PM   0

Blast retired U.S. Navy Captain John McCain over his insane proposals. Call him a flip-flopping betrayer of his oath of office. But

ny of you again impugn or disparage in any way the record of bravery or sacrifice of this or any other genuine Combat Hero who fought, bled, or left pieces of his body, mind, or soul behind on the battlefield or inside the enemy's barbed wire so even you and other assorted unworthies, each too lowly to be given the honor of cleaning up his unbidden vomit anytime he fully remembers all of what he did or went through, could enjoy not just a taste but a veritable flood of Freedom, and — as God is my witness — neither I nor any of mine will rest until your party and the maggot infested linguini spined carcass of a skunk it road in on are buried so far down in the slime you oozed out of, all future generations will have no memory of it or your political collectivist "career" except extremely bad ones, and then only in the recurring nightmares that disturb whoever, God forbid, has the grossly unjust misfortune of stumbling upon the meager footnote tucked deep within the theretofore unturned pages of the sole extant copy of the thickest and most obscure and unreadable academic journal in history found only at the very bottom of the least disturbed pile of bibliotaphic refuse crumbling away in the farthest corner of a sub-basement archive even the spiders long vacated underneath the wholly unmapped, dilapidated, and overgrown structure of absolutely no distinction beyond being the ancient ruins of the most unvisited library since the invention of writing which alone constitutes the entire evidence of either obscenity ever having existed.

You better pray to that grotesque simulacrum of semi-humanness in the mirror you call "god" that Captain McCain can't be convinced to drop out the race so the Republican national convention will be free to nominate a state governor who's an actual conservative and who'd make your candidate's false messiah's "credentials to be president" seem as impeccable as any of the third grade holdovers' now in D.C. on a summer school field trip.

Because if, God willing, that happens, then your "inartful" invariable dismissals, insults, ridiculing, and incognizance of not just his but all our veteran and active duty Servicemen and women's heroic service to their country aren't going to be the only proofs we'll bring up again and again of your surly hate, hindrance, and condemnation of everything they amply love, support, and defend.

Unlike that New & Improved Nominee^® of ours, your Obaminable snowjobman's extensively documented love of punishing taxes and invasive government controls so, yes, he can strangle and barricade our livelihoods and freedoms, support of "comprehensive" amnesty and other "free" handouts second-hand bribes for lawbreaking invaders of our country so, yes, he can buy their friends and relatives' aiders and abettors' votes, and defense of the terrorist "detainees'" "constitutional" "right" of shooting fish in a barrel making every liberal bleeding heart "judge"^birm in the country cry after hearing their trained lies and misdirections aimed at infidels oh, so sad sob stories about killing our Troops and using innocent civilians as human shields "torture" so, yes, he can give them all hope and a better chance to get out and back to the battlefields and kill and maim more of our Troops and us — just for starters — are exactly the types of things Obusthrowyouunder,grandma can't say "aren't what he used to know" once Americans start recoiling from him in horror after we extensively remind them of his love, support, and defense of these and all the other things which together clearly show he's neither trustworthy nor able to lead or protect us or this country.

No, he can't, regardless what he contrives to "prove" his "patriotism" to a "frustrated" people he's personally tried and convicted of bigotry, xenophobia, and "clinging" to their worship of God and protection of self wholly out of "unsurprising bitterness."

Nor can we bring any of these up as effectively while the Panamanian-born foreign deals-making, tax cuts-reviling, First Amendment-hating, amnesty for invaders-billing, anthropogenic global warming KoolAid-drinking, Americans' gun shows-eliminating, ANWR oil-obstructing, Senate gangs-leading, and bring the terrorist enemy on U.S. soil-advocating — just for starters, unfortunately — Juanita Shamnesty MqQain III is the Republican's apparent(ly) Demoqratiq nominee because, yes, he can't stop himself from respectively loving, supporting, and defending the very same things.

But whether or not this señior Demoqrat señátor of Mexico can be convinced to drop out of the race for the good of both the country (i.e., USA) and her two-party system, no one and nothing is going to let you again get away with trying to sully the good name of our Heroes in uniform, no matter how much you spin it as something other than still another example of your chronic maligning of their deeds accomplished in defense of our nation.

Neither does it matter that Captain McCain's record of unquestionable valor, like that of Continental Army General Benedict Arnold at and before Breymann Redoubt, is overwhelmed by his subsequent and repeated betrayal of the American people. Awe-inspiring individual military records such as theirs will always reflect well on the Service, because they never could have established those records without it.

So when you belittle or dismiss either's honorable deeds in uniform, what you're really trying to demean are the deeds of all those wearing it at the time too who — physically or in spirit — truly and faithfully stood alongside him: the subaltern who brought a unit of riflemen up just in time to cover the general's charge, the corpsman who examined the lieutenant commander after his release, the private who stood watch while the general planned the next day's attack, the brother officer who stood over and comforted the commander during what appeared to be his last night on earth, along with all those manning the posts or the ships, requisitioning or delivering ammunition and supplies, recruiting or training volunteers, reporting to or appearing before the Congress, and the many, many thousands of others also in uniform then and there who indisputably assisted them all.

You better hope you never forget that, Disserats. Because, yes, we can guarantee every time you show you have, everyone who indeed supports our Troops certainly will never forgive you.

Labels: Deranged Extremist Moonbat Obdurate Craven Retarded Appeasing Traitorous Slime (DEMOCRATS), Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us), our Freedoms' Defenders

	5:13 PM   0

"Free trade is good, you nativist!"

–Johnincompoop (pun very much intended) MqQain MqMexiqaino

U.S. salmonella probe expands to Mexico: CNN
Fri Jul 4, 1:26 AM ET

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The investigation of a salmonella outbreak in the United States is shifting to the southern border to encompass produce imported from Mexico, CNN reported on Thursday.

U.S. health officials are struggling to find the source of the outbreak linked to certain types of tomatoes.

There have been at least 922 reported cases of salmonella food poisoning in 40 states and the District of Columbia since mid-April, CNN reported.

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has alerted growers and brokers handling their products that, starting on Monday, inspectors will stop shipments from Mexico of ingredients common to Mexican cuisine, CNN reported, citing sources familiar with the investigation.

Cilantro, jalapeno peppers, serrano peppers, scallions and bulb onions are among the products to be examined, it said.

Tomatoes continue to be the primary focus of the probe but officials have expanded the investigation to include produce commonly eaten with tomatoes.

An FDA spokesman was not immediately available for comment.

L

ast month it was both salmonella tomatoes and E. coli Romain lettuce:

A Second Source Says: "It Must Be Mexico"
June 9, 2008 by Salmonella Lawyer

Bob Drobatz is president of operations for Petaluma Market in Santa Rosa, CA. He told the Santa Rosa Press Democrat that the tomatoes he was pulling from grocery shelves came from Mexico.

Mexico is one of the biggest suppliers of red round tomatoes and the country was conspicuously absent from the FDA "safe" list, Drobatz said....

So, where the Hell did the Salmonella Tomatoes and E. coli Romain Lettuce come from?

[Marler blog's Bill Marler] also asks: In the days of the risk of bio-terrorism, and with the advent of computer technology to pin-point where our books from Amazon are, you would think we would be able to trace-back contaminated tomatoes and lettuce a bit quicker?

North American Feces Trade Agreement?

Jalapeños Probed in Outbreak
Tomatoes No Longer Seen
As Prime Suspect for Salmonella
By JANE ZHANG and JANET ADAMY
July 5, 2008; Page A1

WASHINGTON -- Officials investigating the salmonella outbreak now are looking at jalapeño peppers as a leading suspect for spreading the bacteria that has sickened hundreds across the U.S. over the past three months, according to people familiar with the probe.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention initially blamed tomatoes. That led to industry losses of hundreds of millions of dollars, according to the National Restaurant Association, as consumers cut down on consumption and restaurants pulled them from menus.

But as the disease continued to spread, the investigation turned to other foods commonly eaten with tomatoes, in particular to other ingredients used to make salsa. Besides jalapeño peppers, officials are looking at cilantro and Serrano peppers....

Salmonella is a feces-borne bacterium that can cause diarrhea, fever and abdominal cramps. Most people recover without treatment, but in severe cases the infection can cause death. The Saintpaul strain may have contributed to the recent death of a Texas cancer patient. That's the only publicly known fatality linked so far to the current outbreak.

The Food and Drug Dung Administration is trying to flush its Made in Mexican-feces findings down the toilet because the s***'s going to hit the fan once American consumers find out NAFTA has been responsible for poisoning them?

Nah. Never. John Juanita just got back from MqMexiqaino City and would've found out and told us.</sarc>

Must be my Inner Nativist™ talking.

Labels: clue-challenged liberals (BIRM), consumer rights, Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us), undocumented lawbreakers, Washington D(istrict of )C(rooks), Where's the Fence?

	8:02 PM   0

Reckon it's just part of his Comprehensive (Illegal-)Immigration Reform Sell-Out™.

s he a senator or the country's ambassador to the Americas? A member of Qongress or the U.S. trade representative?

Why, if you're Juanita Amnesty-for-Lawbreakers MqMexiqaIIIno, you can be them all.

You looking for votes down there, Juanny? Need to increase your poll numbers among the Colombian people?

Negotiating deals in Mexico City for even greater volumes of People's Republic of China imports?

Well, before you start "discuss[ing] trade, security and energy issues" with foreign governments, El Señora Señior Señátor Ambássador, in any way at all on "our" behalf, blow the dust off that yellowing copy of the U.S. Constitution which has been sitting so undisturbed on your office shelf these past 26 years — No, look again. It's probably still up there. Check behind your dog-eared copy of Marx's Manifesto. Likely got pushed back by it.... Still can't find it? Oh, well. Borrow a copy from your "my friend" Ted Qenne– Oh, that's right. He lost his a long time ago, too. Never mind. Just click here — and read for undoubtedly the first time its first Article's sixth section. No, not the clause that has the word "Treason" in it. (We'll get back to that later.) The next one. Clause Two, which says,

No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office.

Did you exempt this portion from your oath to "support and defend the Constitution of the United States" and "bear true faith and allegiance to the same"?

What? You say it's not relevant because you haven't been appointed to an office under the United States authorized to "discuss trade, security and energy issues" with foreign governments? "There are no separation-of-powers issues here!"?

You're just being a maverick again, discussing these things with them on your own without any official authorization? Doing it only as a citizen?

Well, that's different.

Now you'll only be violating the Logan Act, which says,

[Title 18, U.S. Code,] Section 953. Private correspondence with foreign governments

Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government or of any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

Of course you could say that none of the trade, security, and energy issues you'll be discussing with those foreign governments are "in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States." Since when has our nation had any dispute with Mexico or Columbia Colombia regarding such things? We're all just one big happy American Union, eh right sí?

Tell you what. Since you're going to be in Mexico City on July 3, anyway, why not stay an additional day down there?

Let us celebrate back here, while we still have it, the independence you'll be busy negotiating away. Without your presence on U.S. soil.

Then we might be able to ignore — at least temporarily — your latest knife sticking out of our backs.

It would make our observances of the Fourth so much more enjoyable.

(Better yet, tack on another ten days to your stay in Mexico. Then you'll be in the most proper surroundings for working on your July 14, address at the convention of the National Council of La Raza Racists.

What?

Oh, you're welcome.)

Labels: Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us), Unabashed Sellouts of America, Washington D(istrict of )C(rooks), Where's the Fence?

	10:05 AM   0

McCCCPain

hanks, Demoskewerats, for overtly crashing the Republican party primaries and adhering to this extremely narcissistic and arrogant enemy of our freedoms, giving him aid and comfort.

...the penalties are too small to encourage innovation.

Has Joseph Stalin MqQain III ever in his entire life run any commercial venture larger than a pop stand? (Massive bribery schemes don't count.)

How about the incentives aren't large enough for companies that put everything on the line just to stay open and compete and hopefully thrive, to encourage them to chuck all common business sense to the ravenous, mindless wolves in Washington so self-interested, career politicians can feel good about themselves?

To quote what your pro-cake "my friends" might say, Señor MarxQain, if they were honest: We can't innovate our way out of the energy "crisis." Not on the alternative fuels fairy dust and unicorn hornpowder that won't "come online" before you're embalmed next to Lenin's body, if ever. Nor can we conserve our way out of it without you subjecting us all to an economy so devastated and bleak, and government controls so invasive and (you'll love this one) penalizing, you'd make the rest of your fellow Marxist-Leninists look like Reaganites — which, come to think of it, is exactly what your "my firends" are shooting for.

The only penalties too small here, Juanita, are the ones you should be suffering — in creatively painful and multifaceted ways — each and every time you spout such useless sludge.

Time for another bundled contribution of MqPesos....

Labels: Deranged Extremist Moonbat Obdurate Craven Retarded Appeasing Traitorous Slime (DEMOCRATS), Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us), elitist despot liberals (BIRM), treason, Where's the Fence?

	10:39 PM   0

Starting with effectively destroying what little is left of our nation's two-party system.

ast forward to January 20, 2009. Panamanian born Juanita S***sandwich MqQlown III has just taken the oath of office. He's now president of the Amexicanadian United States (pending, of course, outcome of certain natalitious lawsuits).

Within months he submits, to what most political soothsayers are saying will be a Dhimmiqrat controlled 111th Congress 2nd al-Qongress, his plans to:

“The issue of economics is not something I’ve understood as well as I should. I’ve got Greenspan’s book.”
	– Juan Sí MqQain ÍÍÍ (D-MEX)

end the 2001 and 2003 tax cuts raise taxes "on the wealthy"; ram comprehensive immigration reform amnesty for all illegal aliens down our throats; impose on American businesses cap and trade economy-killing mandates and surcharges taxes; raise more taxes, this time on energy so the price of gasoline immediately increases by thirty cents; appoint his campaign's Hispanic outreach director Juan Hernandez, a citizen of Mexico who served in its former president's cabinet, as "U.S." trade representative or director of Citizenship and Immigration Services; release battle hardened terrorists from Guantanamo Bay or bunk them with Fort Leavenworth's America's domestic prison population so they and their peers still at large — collectively known as The Enemy — have tactical access to our judges and juries (and to those judges and juries' targeted family members); raise even more taxes, this time on so-called greedy oil company's so-called obscene profits so gasoline prices will be so much higher; effectively close down law-abiding Americans' gun shows;

“We have had regulatory agencies always to curb the abuses or potential abuses of the capitalist system.”
	– Jeirgif Sergey MqQomrade, CCCp

continue all many all most of the federal bans on domestic oil and gas exploration and drilling, keeping fuel prices unnecessarily high; swallow hook, line, and economic sinker whatever the peddlers of "man-made global warming climate change" hysterically say we must draconianly do now to Save The Planet^® from Imminent Doom™; entangle U.S. policy in yet another foreign, unaccountable bureaucracy via his so-called League of Nations "Democracies"; continue ethanol subsidies, increasing food shortages and greenhouse gas emissions worldwide as well as the Gulf of McMexicaino's Dead Zone; never, ever repeal the estate death tax — nor any other major tax, for that matter; pause for another sip gulp of Leftie KoolAid; declare waterboarding the pouring of small amounts of water up a bloodstained top terrorist's nose "torture"; toss Russia out of the G8; regulate most blogs "For The Children^®"; expand BJ Qlinton's AmeriCorps; and place our health care in the greasy, gawky, grabby hands of some T-boat al'Qennedy, Chucky Schmucker, and Johnny B. Edwetterds-approved nanny-statist socialist bureaucracy using federal price controls and federal funds our money.

“I oppose the rich passing on fortunes.”
	– Johammer'n' Sickle MqQommIIIe

(Eleventh hour "evolving" flip-floping notwithstanding.) (And, no, I won't go so far as to call U.S. Mex. Señátor MeChain MqAztlan a "lying opportunistic pig." That type of swine has a bad enough name as it is.)

As if all this wasn't bad enough, the al-Qongress' response will be worse.

First, Republicans in the House and Senate won't oppose El Presidente MqWeathervaneVain, no matter how much more Mickey-D he becomes, because technically he'd still be a "Republican" and offically his election will make him the head of their party. A civil war between conservatives and MqRINOs then would leave the party irrevocably split, pleasing the Demoqretins to no end.

Speaking of pleasing Demosewerrats, President MaVainerick's inevitable reversion to constantly trying to do just that so he'll personally receive much praise and credit from the liberal Demainstreamoqrat media^birm for "reaching across the aisle and bringing our two parties together, my friends," will either force him to compromise away what minuscule conservative principles he has left as he attempts to make the deals demanded by and acceptable to the insanely barking extreme moonbats^birm who presently have an unbreakable stranglehold on his favorite party before they even begin to let it enact any of his plans, or ensure that everyone winds up mad at each other and unhappy mostly with him. Likely the American people themselves, as they did last summer in the face of increasingly irrelevant Republican "leadership," would rise up en mass to thwart much of the former. Señor MqQloseGitmo will be blamed for the resulting discord and chaos, of course, by that very same media; and nothing short of his finally deciding to officially switch parties will have any chance of restoring his carefully groomed image as The Most Bipartisan Person Ever in the History of Human Statesmanship, Towering Infinitely Above the Puny Politics of Mere Mortals™.

In the end there will be no more Republican opposition to anything the Demostic Emeny Party wants or does.

No more two-party system. No more Republicans getting elected nationally unless they become, in effect if not name, Surrenderqrats.

Nothing could be more unhealthy for our democratic republic.

What otherwise sensible Americans and the hardly ever so Juda S. MqQuislin' sometime and ever continues to forget, respectively, is that the virtues of divided government far outweigh those of any unified one. Division offers us our only hope for a future that allows sufficiently independent checks by one party on the other's excesses, which in turn provide a strong, solid mechanism for reducing corruption in office and enhancing all citizens' freedoms. Unity, on the other hand, especially among the steady crop of pompous, preening politicians we keep electing ourselves, offers us the realistic expectation of nothing except dictatorship, essentially so in both nature and operation — no matter how benign anyone wishes to characterize it — which provide little will or incentive to do anything besides enhance that corruption and reduce those freedoms.

This leaves us two alternatives. The first is almost as bad, but the other is great.

If, instead, on January 20, Bachange Hopeinc moOnbamat II is sworn in as president, we know he'll be unable to accomplish anything he wants exactly as he wants. With conservatives out in full force fighting for and financing the elections of RIGHT candidates for Congress, the Dhimm al-Qrat's one-seat margin in the Senate and meager 37-seat one in the House will, at worst, remain about the same or, at best, substantially decrease if not evaporate altogether. Then His Liberal Unholiness will have no choice but to compromise big time with Republican Senators if he wants any of his executive and judicial nominations confirmed. His crazy tax and spend, enslavement of the people measures will be opposed in the House by nearly all Republicans and all but the craziest of Demoqrats. So he'll have to compromise big time there too. On the war front, he'd have to be a much bigger fool than already evidenced to do anything that prevents our country from achieving total victory, lest he and his party forever take the blame of history for losing or perilously prolonging this World War. So he'll want to do whatever it takes for our side to quickly win it.

But even if Demoliberats pick up seats in both houses of al-Qongress and pass anything and everything Pope Baritone wants, the consequent splashes of deathly ice cold Leftie KoolAid in the American people's faces will make the recent floods in Iowa look like a small leak in Naggy Peloseri's Depends^®, waking up the most apathetic of them from the deepest of blissful slumbers, and leave them clamoring for vast Republican majorities in the House and Senate, constitutional amendments, a true conservative presidency, additional Supreme Court seats, repealed laws, and whatever else it takes to completely bleach out every vile stain the Lefties grossly left on the fabric of our nation following their prematurely shortened tenure dictatorship.

Most importantly, in the end our two-party system will not only remain intact but be entirely reinvigorated and beneficially strengthened.

MqDemoqain admits he may lose even his own state (Can you say Gore 2000?)

The best alternative, however, is to Dump MqQain!™ as soon as possible and select at the Republican national convention a real conservative — preferably a current or former state governor — who has more executive-branch experience in his smallest eyelash than Junior Senator BlOwharduh could have in his entire body after a two-year unbroken Edbloated Moooore al-Qennedy "Diet," and will continually beat him over the pointy head with it, pausing now and then only long enough to deliver him ample pummelings from the nail studded 2x4 called Barry's Utter Do-Nothingness in the Lowest.Rated.Evah. Do-Nothing Qongress^® that Promised But Failed to Lower Gas Prices (© 2006 Ninny Pinheadsi), until the only change Jr. Sen. Oblahma hopes for in the future is spending the last all-nighter of his campaign working quietly on a very memorable concession speech.

Whether Junaita MqDownDuhDrain claims "health issues" (e.g., senility) or something else, it doesn't matter. His dropping out and being so replaced is the only chance we have of seeing an actual Republican victory, not some Pyrrhic one.

Now that's a change we really can believe in.

Labels: a Republic if we can keep it, Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us), elitist despot liberals (BIRM), They Campaign We Decide '08, Where's the Fence?, World War IV

	7:24 AM   0

"The era of bad partisanship is over."

ztlán Señátor Juda S. MqAveriq:

My friends, there are seven challenges I am setting forth for my campaign — to strengthen our families, to renew our schools and expand educational opportunity, to help every immigrant and American who's willing to work for it achieve economic security, to take our streets back from crime, to protect our environment, to reform our government so that it serves better and costs less, and to keep America the leading force for peace and freedom throughout the world.

We will meet these challenges, not through bad partisanship. The era of bad partisanship is over, because we can't go back to a time when our parties were just left to look out for themselves.

We will meet them by going forward as one America, by working together in our communities, our schools, our mosques and churches and synagogues, our workplaces across the entire spectrum of our civic life.

As we move forward with tomorrow's challenges, we also must take care of yesterday's unfinished business. First, we must close down Guantanamo Bay so the world won't be mad at us. Next, we must sign the Kyoto treaty so the world will start to like us. Then we must secure our borders by asking undocumented immigrants to sign a pledge that they will never break our laws ever again so the American people won't be mad at them. Finally, we must do more to reach across party lines so all Americans will like each other.

I came to Washington 26 years ago determined to act, and I did. I acted like a Republican but voted like a Demoqrat. I formed gangs with Demoqrats. I am "easily" endorsed by Demoqrat "news"papers. Heck, I almost became John Qerry's running mate! So if anyone can reject Republicans unite our two parties, I can.

That's why I've asked Senator Qlinton to work side by side with me in an effort to unite both our parties so we can move forward together to meet all these challenges.

My friends, I am very pleased to announce that "she" has not only agreed to do so but has accepted my invitation to be my running mate.

A Gang of 2 MqQain-Qlinton ticket is just the change our country needs to give it hope again for the future.

Labels: Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us), elitist despot liberals (BIRM), narcissist liberals (BIRM), Unabashed Sellouts of America, Washington D(istrict of )C(rooks), Where's the Fence?

	9:17 AM   0

Effective counters to Kooktraitorich's unsubstantiated articles of impeachment substantial adherence to America's wartime enemies, giving them aid and comfort.

very Republican in both name and deed inside "our" House of Representatives should submit resolution after resolution to expel not only this Demotraitorat representative of the terrorists' aims, goals, and propaganda but every cosponsor of his Articles of Emboldening al-Qaeda, along with the speaker, majority leader, majority whip, and all other House Demoqrat officers who in any way allow, condone, or assist their commission — on our time and dime, no less — of so blatant an act of treason against all of the American people.

GOPusses, of course, can ignore this petition for such redress of the more than justifiable grievance every loyal citizen of our nation legitimately now has with the House over its latest betrayal of our trust, utter waste of our overly taxed monies, and, worst of all, outrageous succor of every bloodthirsty enemy of America who declares total war on us and is hellbent on destroying our freedoms and our very way of life. (Wouldn't want to interrupt the Gutless Obsequious Party's futile endeavor to outpander the Demopanderats.)

Speaking of enemies, Iran's government-controlled Press TV is speaking very highly — and gleefully — of the Dhimm al'Qrat congresskooks' overtly traitorous act:

House votes for Bush impeachment
Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:20:59

The US House of Representatives has voted to send articles of impeachment against President George W. Bush to the Judiciary Committee.

By 251-166, House members dispatched the measure to the committee on Wednesday but it is not likely to hold hearings before the end of his term next January 20, AP reported.

The [mis]leader of the House, Speaker Nancy Pelos[er]i, a Demo[q]rat, long ago declared the prospects for impeachment proceedings "off the table." [snicker, snicker]

Rep. Dennuts [al-Q]ucinich, a Democrat who ran for president earlier this year, [p]resented articles of impeachment against Bush to [al-Q]ongress late Monday.

[Al-Q]ucinich said Bush "fraudulently" justified the war on Iraq and misled "the American people and members of [al-Q]ongress to believe Iraq possessed weapons of mass destruction so as to manufacture a false case for war."

[Al-Q]ucinich's articles also charge Bush with failing to provide troops with vehicle armor, illegally detaining both foreign nationals and Americans, condoning torture, mishandling the government's response to Hurricane Katrina and undermining efforts to address global warning.

MGH/RE

Our enemies are celebrating. Thanks, Demoqrat Suicidepact Party.

More than ever our country needs a Grand Gonadic Old Party willing and able to stand up to the Defeatist Party and put a stop to its members' persistent, despicable attempts to completely sabotage our Military and their commander-in-chief's efforts to end this World War in nothing less than total victory for the United States and her allies.

Softening of the rhetoric be damned. Telling us "I'm obviously concerned" be damned.

Trying to get along, let alone work with self-interested Domestiq-enemy Party members be damned.

If the 110th 1st al-Qongress gets even less done as a result, it's doubtful more than a few would notice any difference.

Labels: aided and comforted enemies, Deranged Extremist Moonbat Obdurate Craven Retarded Appeasing Traitorous Slime (DEMOCRATS), Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us), treason, World War IV

	9:55 AM   0

Reaching out and crossing the aisle — while still double-crossing his alleged side of it.

tatement by Juan Shamnesty MqQain III:

My friends, today I am taking an unprecedented step for presidential nominees of my party (Demoqratiq Republican). I am endorsing my dear friend and Senate colleague, Barack H. Obama, for president of the United States.

I hope my endorsement of Senator Obama will help change the way politics is conducted in this country by putting an end to the rancor and negativity usually associated with our presidential campaigns. For far too long our two parties have opposed and criticized each other on far too many issues. Now more than ever I believe we all must put aside our differences and work together for the good of our great nation. And, yes, I too believe we can.

It is therefore fitting that I endorse this honorable man of the people, this candidate whom I am convinced would make an outstanding president who can inspire all citizens — Demoqrats, independents, Libertarians, and others — at a time when each one of us is hoping to see much change for the better throughout America, especially in Washington, D.C.

I have also sent Senator Obama the maximum contribution allowed under my MqQain-Feingold bipartisan campaign finance law.

Furthermore, I will be going over and beyond what is required to honor the spirit of that law by refusing to run any advertisements that even mention his name 60 days before the election this November. Instead, on the campaign trail, I will respectfully say what a wonderful and extraordinary man Senator Obama is, and list — as he asks — his many accomplishments as a community organizer and state senator in Illinois, and as a United States senator.

I will, most of all, emphasize the enormous areas of agreement which exist between us, such as forcing greedy companies to cap their carbon emissions, welcoming to our country anyone and everyone willing to do the jobs no American will do, and shutting down the military tribunals at Guantanamo Bay and allowing all bloodthirsty islamalevolent terrorists illegal enemy combatants foreign fighters militants detainees there full access to our courts and to our juries and to those American juries' family members (including their names, addresses, children's schools, daily routines, etc.).

My friends, this election is totally about hope and change.

So it is with tremendous pride that I say I feel it is both a privilege and an honor to announce to you today my endorsement of Senator Obama for president.

I am requiring all those who work for my campaign to announce by next Monday their own endorsements of Senator Obama as well, and am calling on all my supporters to do the same.

Yes, my friends, we can work together for a change and give all Americans hope for the future.

Labels: Dump MqQain (before he again dumps on us)

	8:16 PM   0