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What your world would be if everything liberals wanted, they got. Open the door at the bottom of its Elysium façade and take a glimpse of hell.

New Contest! -- Name One Tax Cut That Obama Ever Voted For In His Entire Life and You Could Win One TRILLION DOLLARS!

 

But hurry! Contest ends Tuesday, November 4th.


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oid where prohibited. Open to all U.S. residents eighteen years of age or older and legally registered to vote in their respective states.

Illegal residents like Zer-Øbambøøzler's illegal-alien aunt "living" in a Boston slum, not eligible.

"Tax cut" means a permanent reduction in a majority of citizens or businesses' individual tax liability which does not require any of them to do anything (no filling out any tax forms, no submitting any applications, no receiving any government checks handouts, no worshiping at the Øbamaltar and/or slobberly kissing both his feet, etc.) in order for all of them to qualify for and enjoy that permanent reduction in their tax liability.

All entries must be received by close of polling-booth hours on Tuesday, November 4, 2008.

Prize of one trillion dollars ($1,000,000,000,000.00) awarded to first qualifying contestant whose entry contains indisputable proof that the person born in Kenya whose name is Barack Hussein Obama II (a.k.a. The Most Liberal Senator in Congress) had actually voted in favor of a tax cut (as defined above) anytime during his "presence" in the Illinois state legislature as only a very minor member thereof, or during his alleged presence in the United States Senate as just a junior one-term-only freshman do-nothing (except more of the same campaigning for some higher office) member thereof. Only an "Aye" or "Yes" floor vote accepted as proof: no missed vote, proxy vote, committee vote, or merely voting "present."

In the event there is no contest winner because the American people realize that (1) B. Hussein Øbama has never once in his entire life ever voted to enact any real tax cuts, and (2) no matter what he is allegedly (and shrinkingly) promising now only in an election year, zer-Øflimflama's stiff and repeated opposition to all real tax cuts and his record support of really steep and harmful tax increases is something that is never, ever going to "change":

The $1,000,000,000,000.00 prize will be spread around to all Americans as the actual amount of wealth truly redistributed to them in the form of less government spending and public debt, which none of them, their children, or their grandchildren will ever be forced to ever finance, bear, or repay anytime during the next four years or beyond, because the American people have chosen John McCain to be the president of the United States of America, thus making every taxpaying American the real winner!

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You can't scan something that isn't there

 

Jøebama bin Biden(ial)'s "brain" scan: the ultimate There's No There There™.


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peaking of nOBrainers:


Barookie "Bush's Fourth Term" Obabbler
& Joe the "Slight Indian Accent" Obumbler
with their derailed trains of "thought"


After suffering through that, you deserve The Antidote to their unscannable gibberalism:


John McCain in Albuquerque, New Mexico

Who is the real Barack Obama?

But, my friends, you ask such questions and all you get in response is another angry barrage of insults.

Our current economic crisis is a good case in point.

What was his actual record in the years before the great economic crisis of our lifetimes?

This crisis started in our housing market in the form of subprime loans that were pushed on people who couldn't afford them.

Bad mortgages were being backed by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac; and it was only a matter of time before a contagion of unsustainable debt began to spread.

This corruption was encouraged by Democrats in Congress and abetted by Senator Obama.

Interestingly, Senator Obama has accused me of opposing regulation to avert this crisis.

I guess he believes that if a lie is big enough and repeated often enough, it will be believed.

But the truth is I was the one who called at the time for tighter restrictions on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac; and it could have helped prevent this crisis from happening in the first place.

Senator Obama was silent on the regulation of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac; and his Democratic allies in Congress opposed every effort to reign them in — every single one.

That's a matter of record.

As recently as September of last year, he said that subprime loans had been — quote — a good idea.

Well, Senator Obama, that "good idea" has now plunged this country into the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression.

You know, to hear him talk now, you'd think he'd always opposed the dangerous practices at these institutions.

But there is absolutely nothing in his record to suggest he did.

Nothing. Zero. Zippo. Nada.

But I want to tell you he was surely familiar with the people who were creating the problem. Yeah, he knew them.

The executives of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have advised him, and he has taken their money for his campaign.

He has received more money from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac than any other senator in history — with the exception of the chairman of the committee overseeing them.

My friends, while he was taking that money did he ever talk to the executives of Fannie and Freddie about these reckless loans?

Did he ever discuss with them the stronger oversight I proposed?

You know, if Senator Obama is such a champion of financial regulation, why didn't he support these regulations that could've prevented this crisis in the first place?

You know he won't tell you.

But you deserve an answer.



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Obama bin Biden anno Hegirae 1429

 

A campaign year that's given election fraudsters, lying politicians, George $oros, and terrorists both foreign and domestic hope for more of the same change only they need.


T

he candidates we have now are Profiles in Contrast — among the most novel of such in the history of presidential elections — or A Tale of Two Citizens' Experience, from the best of them to the worst of them:

John Sidney McCain has been a U.S. Navy captain and a two-term congressman and is a fourth-term U.S. senator.

Barack Hussein Obama hasn't yet finished being even a first-term U.S. senator.



The presidents we have elected, without exception, each had plenty of federal or statewide government experience when he first successfully ran for our nation's highest office:

George Walker Bush was a governor.

William Jefferson Clinton was too.

George Herbert Walker Bush had been a two-term congressman, a U.S. ambassador, and a CIA director and was the vice president.

Ronald Wilson Reagan had been a governor.

James Earl Carter had been too.

Richard Milhous Nixon had been a two-term congressman, a U.S. senator, and a vice president.

Lyndon Baines Johnson was the president.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy had been a three-term congressman and was a second-term U.S. senator.

Dwight David Eisenhower was the supreme commander of NATO.

Harry S. Truman was the president.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a governor.

Herbert Clark Hoover was the U.S. secretary of commerce.

John Calvin Coolidge was the president.

Warren Gamaliel Harding had been a lieutenant governor and was in his sixth and final year as a first-term U.S. senator.

Thomas Woodrow Wilson was a governor.

William Howard Taft was the U.S. secretary of war.

Theodore Roosevelt was the president.

William McKinley was a recent governor.

Benjamin Harrison had been a U.S. Army general and a one-term U.S. senator.

Stephen Grover Cleveland was a governor.

James Abram Garfield was a nine-term congressman.

Rutherford Birchard Hayes had been a two-term congressman and was a governor.

Ulysses S. Grant was the general of the U.S. Army.

Abraham Lincoln had been a one-term congressman and was an instrumental founder of the U.S. Republican Party.

James Buchanan had been a five-term congressman, a two-term U.S. Senator, and a U.S. secretary of state and was a U.S. ambassador.

Franklin Pierce had been a two-term congressman, a one-term U.S. senator, a U.S. attorney, and a wartime brigadier general.

Zachary Taylor was a U.S. Army general and war hero.

James Knox Polk had been a seven-term congressman, a U.S. House speaker, and a governor.

William Henry Harrison had been a territorial secretary, delegate, and governor, a U.S. Army brigadier general and war hero, a one-term congressman, and a U.S. senator and ambassador.

Martin Van Buren had been a one-term U.S. senator, a governor, and a U.S. secretary of state and was the vice president.

Andrew Jackson had been a congressman and U.S. senator, a state supreme court judge, a U.S. Army general and war hero, and a territorial governor.

John Quincy Adams had been a U.S. ambassador and a one-term U.S. senator and was the U.S. secretary of state.

James Monroe had been a continental congressman, a one-term U.S. senator, a U.S. ambassador, a governor, and a U.S. secretary of war and was the U.S. secretary of state.

James Madison had been a continental congressman and a four-term congressman and was the "father of the Constitution," an author of the Federalist Papers, the author of the Bill of Rights, and the U.S. secretary of state.

Thomas Jefferson had been a continental congressman, a governor, a U.S. ambassador, a confederation delegate, and a U.S. secretary of state and was the author of the Declaration of Independence, the vice president, and the author of the U.S. Senate's manual.

John Adams had been a continental congressman, an author of a state constitution, a U.S. secretary of war and ordinance, and a U.S. ambassador and was the vice president.

George Washington had been a British colonel and the commander-in-chief of a state army, a continental congressman, and the commander-in-chief of the Continental and U.S. Army and was the president of the states' convention that wrote the very federal constitution that created our nation's highest office.



Barack Hussein Obama's problem isn't that his external appearance doesn't resemble any these exceedingly experienced federal or statewide officeholders' before or after they were in his same shoes.

Barack Hussein Obama's problem is that his alleged experience doesn't come anywhere close to even wistfully resembling any of theirs while they were in his shoes.


Obama bin Biden
2008  A.H. 1429

Moreover, given what so-called experience Barack Hussein Obama does have, along with his extremist liberal "thoughts" emotions and "ideas," any tale of the worst of his problems in this year's election would have an extremely wide profile, far surpassing that of even the thickest novel.

Examples of Barack Hussein Obama's worst problems include:





Obama
hates...

Obama hates Americans
He hates Americans in the mainstream opposing his extremist plans.

Obama hates America
He hates America and her citizens being fully capable of defending themselves against any and all threats.

Obama hates our Troops
Why else would he have called them failures before giving them any real chance to succeed?

Obama hates election laws
He hates election laws forbidding his use of phony donors, foreign contributions, and fraudulently registered "voters."

Obama Hates Free Speech
What a surprise.

Obuma hates the First Amendment
And the Second Amendment, and the Fourth Amendment, and... who knows how many other parts of our Bill of Rights.

Obama bin Biden hate women
Each hates the women he hires receiving equal pay for equal work.

Terrorist Ayers Hired Obama
"Only Ayers had the legal authority to approve of Obama('s)" appointment to chair the Ayers-run Annnenberg Challenge's board of directors.

Obama slogan change: 'VIOLENCE We Need'
When Barazor Hoodlum Obarbarian commanded his supporters violent gang members to "get in their face," he obviously meant slash their faces too.

Sexist, ageist, racist Obama
B is for Bigot.

What's the difference between a sexist freshman senator and a pig?
*crickets chirping*

[Obama's Obrownshirts] Protesting for Peace, My A**
ObombYa supporters invade the Republican convention and violate the basic constitutional rights of peaceable, law-abiding Americans.

Demoqrats Hate Women
By now, isn't it obvious?

Demoqrats' Prayer
Led by their former chair"man" and those hate-filled bloated jackasses "on their side." Our Obamessiah, Who art campaigning, Give us this day a hurricane....




Obama
loves...

Obama loves terrorist attacks
He loves terrorist attacks "testing" him.
There was a socialist who had a middle name
And Hussein-Ø was his middle name-ø
Huss - E - I - N - Ø
Huss - E - I - N - Ø
Huss - E - I - N - Ø
And Hussein-Ø was his middle name-ø

Obama loves government-only health 'care'
His "Everybody In (or Else!)" total-Big Government paid for run "health" "care" "system" is just more of the same old tired worn-out All Government, All the Time™ nanny-state Socialism, with everybody's lives literally in its incompetently bureaucrapic hands.

Obama loved Fannie and Freddie
And his love of their donated money made him blind to their corrupt faults, even as it became too late to avert this unprecedented economic crisis which they created and which John McCain had warned him and other Democrooks about years ago.

Obama loved cocaine
He loved admitting it, even.

Obraindeada wants us to understand the terrorists
Mr. HØpe,uh,dope gave us these pointers on how to "draw some measure of wisdom" from the 2001 terrorist sneak attack....

D.N.Commies
What's that seal above Lenin's tomb?




Corruption
We Need?

Cover Your Fannie, Obuma
Like some butter on you're toast?

Golden parachutes for Obama's pals
ACORN, La Raza, "National" Urban League, etc., etc., etc.

Shove that $100,000,000 ACORN of Obama's right back up his scrawny butt
Not one penny of our hard-earned taxed money for any of his corrupt, crime-ridden lobbyists and special interests.

Demoqrats' politically correct financial industryPG
Pricetag: $700,000,000,000.00 (plus or minus a few $100,000,000,000.00)

'Can't do business with people who don't have any money.'
While we're waiting on Freshman Junior Senator zer-O'bagman for Fredd/Fannie MacMae's parachuting fat cat CEOs (aka his campaign's meltdown's "advisors"/donors) to stop his waiting on someone else to come up with enough fluffy text regarding Teh Crisis™ to fill more than a couple of scroll-throughs on his empty pointy skull's surgically attached teleprompter....

Obama bin Biden both voted in favor of 'Bridge to Nowhere'... Twice!
Pair of miserable failures.




BaRacist
OBigot

Obama: Race Traitor
"I can no more disown Reverend Wright than I can disown the black community."

Obambi, the former Supreme Soviet just called
...and it declared that you should be on the three-ruble bill

'So get off your a**, white people, it's time to get out and vote!'
Is that racist? Oops. I misquoted "talented" hip hop "artist" Ludacris....




Oblahblah:
All Talk,
No Do.

Political infomercials are for losers
MSNBC, CNN, LAT, NYT, ABC, CBS, NBC, WaPo, NPR, et al. and the "pollsters" manipulative mind-controllers they hire have been nothing but one long 24/7 infomercial for Their Chøsen Øne™.

'cut taxes' changed to 'not raise taxes'
...changed to "not raise taxes much"? changed to...?

Qlinton-Gore '92 promised us a 'middle class tax cut' too
...during an economic downturn, also. And so it was the first promise they broke. Faced with this extremely worse crisis, are we really still so gullible as to foolishly buy that same loaf of moldy bread twice?

New Contest! -- Name One Tax Cut That Obama Ever Voted For In His Entire Life and You Could Win One TRILLION DOLLARS!
But hurry! Contest ends Tuesday, November 4th. (Hint: NØNEbama, zerØ-bama, 0zipa, Ø'Nada, ...)

Obama-Controlled Do Nothing Congress Miserably Fails the American People
Thanks for nothing, Freshman Junior Donothingrat Senator "New Kind of Politics" Øbama.

Want to end up homeless? Then let B. Hussein Obama 'help' you
A "change" no none can live with — much less in — is....

'It's not the environmental movement I used to know...'
That bus [of B.Ø.'s] is going to need some cheap, domestically-drilled petroleum, else it won't be able to run over anyone in an "affordable, energy-independent" manner.

Demoqrat Congress hates Americans
What other explanation is there? Ninny Peliesi promised two years ago she had a "plan" to lower gasoline prices For The Children®. Since then, gasoline has gone up over another buck a gallon. Good Plan™.

America Held Hostage - Day 11
No doubt our Demoqrat masters find sadistic pleasure in torturing us with high gas prices, as they do nothing but sit back and wait for more of our oil wells to dry up.

Pixie dust and unicorn droppings
No, we can't renew-a-babble our way out of the energy "crisis."

Now some math for Iran's despots' best aider and comforter
Becoming just as dependent on imports of foreign oil as we are on domestic supplies is the sum total of the Demolightworkerrats' Co-Dependency "Plan"™.

If Ninny Peloseri's 'rules' were baseball's...
(Every team would lose.)

Demoqrats' High Gas Prices Still Increasing
Analysts say "out of touch" Demoqrats want more "pain at the pump." [satire]




Obama-Media
Ticket &
Tankpaign

Rebates, credits are not tax 'cuts'
You would see that fact reported in the New York Slimes except its gossip columnists (aka "reporters") are too busy stalking and exploiting the minor-age classmates of a candidate's daughter on the Internet, trolling for dirt. (No, not the Demagogic candidate's daughter.)

U.S. Secret Service: Obama, you're a stinking liar
No witness, recording, or even confession can be found to corroborate Jr. 1-term-only Sen. OdumbO's claim that he "received a death threat" at his opponent's rally.

B. Hussein Obama's Anchor Tank
So I'll reintroduce to you / Their bias known for all these years....

Charlie Gibson has no idea what the Bush Doctrine actually is
Sorry, Charlie. Do your homework. You're either with us or you're with the terrorists. That's the Bush Doctrine.

Hostile Moderator
Pro-Obama author propagandist Gwen Ifill in charge of vice-presidential debate Gangbang Palin SlamFest.




If Obraindeada
had any brains
he'd be even
more dangerous

Senator Government the Wealth Spreader
ObaMarx

You can't scan something that isn't there
Jøebama bin Biden(ial)'s "brain" scan: the ultimate There's No There There™.

Iran willing to talk to Ogullible, but with two preconditions
Namely, totally get out of the Middle East and totally cut off Israel. Junior Less-Than-One-Term Senator Ogullible flip-floppingly says, "No problem."

Christ isn't a 'community organizer,' Jr. Sen. Oblasphema
And He definitely isn't any kind of "was" either.

Obama's Prop
He had to look down to read it.

Troop Victory We Can Believe In
Except that "We" still doesn't include Junior Freshman Demoqrat Sen. Bereft-of-experience Oblahblahma.

What if Dimbulbqrats threw a 'civil war' and nobody came?
People who've lived all along far outside their fantasy world would still call it "Iraq."

Horrible Speech
Public officials serve us, not the other way around. But listening to B.Ø.'s acceptance speech accusations and blame, it's clear now that's not a principle he knows or ever even thought he knew.

What else are we supposed to be addicted to, OdumbO?
How about this: You lead by example. Swear off all oil for just One. Single. Day. You yourself can break your addiction to it for that long, can't you?

Vice Plagiarist
Turn out the lights. The Demoqratiq Party's hopes of winning this election are over.




Obushma:
The Bush 44
Wannabe

Bageorge H.W. Obusha
Obama is The One who wants to be Bush 44!

Make that 699,999,999,980 similarities...
Sen. Busharack OBushama probably thought felt all these warnings about his beloved Fannie Mae were just "distractions"....




Not laughing
with Obama...

Demoqrats' Convention Schedule Has Been Changed
To everything they hoped....

If Obamarx picks Hillosery for V.P....
The curse that befalls every sitting senator who's elected president — i.e., of dying in his first term — would be all but guaranteed to drop him, too, if he wins this November.

Demoqrat Party is an 'organization'?
I would call the Demoqrats' "rules" committee a joke. But that would give all jokes a bad name.




The End.


Now, for a truly refreshing change:


McCAIN
       _|_       
/\
PALIN

More than 'Present'
On reforming Wall Street and fixing Washington.

Thank you, John McCain
At least somebody's rolling up his sleeves and doing the job we taxpayers expect and pay him to do.

Biggest. Audience. Ever.
Sen. Pres. McCain wins in the ratings.

A Tale of Two Germanies
It was the best of visits [Gov. Palin's with our overseas Troops]. It was the worst of visits [Comrade Obamarx's just to his ritzy overseas gym].

John McCain 'lived' and 'studied' overseas too
A lot more than Freshman Junior Senator B. Hamas-endorsed Obombast ever did.

Wow
Thanks, Senator President McCain, for picking a governor to be our next vice president.



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Vice Plagiarist

 

Turn out the lights. The Demoqratiq Party's hopes of winning this election are over.


P

resident MqQain.

But until it becomes official next January, he'll be known here and likely everywhere else as Juan Shoo-in MqAmnesty III.

As for His BHOliness, selecting serial plagiarist Joe Biden, another hack do-nothing senator in Teh. Worst-Ever. Qongress.™, to be His running mate, shows more than anything else that He was never very serious about running any sort of viable general-election campaign.

Democratic presidential candidate Joseph [Blabbe]R[mouth]. Biden Jr., a U.S. senator from Delaware, was driven from the [1988 presidential] nomination battle after delivering, without attribution, passages from a speech by British Labor party leader Neil Kinnock. A barrage of subsidiary revelations by the press also contributed to Biden's withdrawal: a serious plagiarism incident involving Biden during his law school years; the senator's boastful exaggerations of his academic record at a New Hampshire campaign event; and the discovery of other quotations in Biden's speeches pilfered from past Democratic politicians.


Clean and articulate and bright, my carbon footprint.

The only thing left for the country to do now is start preparing for the coming RINOcalypse MqQlimateChange Qool-Aid®minstration.

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MqQain, Oblahma pick VPs

 

Each other!


J

oint statement of the MqQain and Oblahma campaigns:

Our friends, this is indeed our time and our place for a change that, yes, we can believe in. A change that will usher in hope for future generations of citizens of the world everywhere.

We have been to the Middle East. We have been to Europe. We have been to South America and, of course, to North America. To Mexico, to Canada, and almost every state, city, town, and village in between.

Wherever we went, we have seen people working and living there. Good people. Hard working people. People of every kind, living together and working together for a better life for themselves, their families, and their communities. People from every walk of life who were following a dream of hope, of a future in which all people would have the promise of a brighter and more peaceful tomorrow. A tomorrow that promises a new world of law where the strong are just and the weak secure and the peace preserved.

We have seen people worshiping in accordance with their own religious beliefs. We have seen them going to work everyday, to the farms, factories, marketplaces, and offices spread throughout their own lands. We have talked to ranchers and farmers, accountants and merchants, sales clerks and construction workers, company presidents and CEOs, and to local council members and prime ministers of nations. We have talked to single mothers in Illinois and day laborers in Arizona. We have seen their children going to school. We have also seen young men and women going to college, all pursuing their own individual dreams for the future.

We have seen all kinds of people in all kinds of places doing all kinds of things. But when we talked to each of them, no matter how different or diverse they are, we noticed all of them have one thing in common: Their desire for change.

People want change. They want it now. More than that, they hope that the people they elect to office this November will give it to them.

It is time to put the politics of the past behind us so, yes, we can have a new and better politics now and in the future. A politics that listens to people and talks to them and with them instead of talking at them. A politics that allows everyone, regardless of party, to work together to not only identify problems and challenges, but solve and meet them in a spirit of mutual cooperation instead of constant conflict. A spirit that will let us make America become a nation of hope once again.

It is in this spirit of cooperation that both of us have decided to put aside our differences of the past and to work together for those changes we need now for a much better tomorrow.

Therefore, each of us has chosen the other to be his running mate. That way everyone will have real hope that all of the changes they want will be addressed no matter who is elected president on Election Day.

We also will be campaigning together. And both of us will speak at each other's national party convention.

It will be a change that, yes, all Americans can believe in.

But most of all, a change that gives each and every one of us hope.



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MqQain would cause irreparable, incomparable harm

 

Starting with effectively destroying what little is left of our nation's two-party system.


F

ast forward to January 20, 2009. Panamanian born Juanita S***sandwich MqQlown III has just taken the oath of office. He's now president of the Amexicanadian United States (pending, of course, outcome of certain natalitious lawsuits).

Within months he submits, to what most political soothsayers are saying will be a Dhimmiqrat controlled 111th Congress 2nd al-Qongress, his plans to:

“The issue of economics is not something I’ve understood as well as I should. I’ve got Greenspan’s book.”
 – Juan Sí MqQain ÍÍÍ (D-MEX)
end the 2001 and 2003 tax cuts raise taxes "on the wealthy"; ram comprehensive immigration reform amnesty for all illegal aliens down our throats; impose on American businesses cap and trade economy-killing mandates and surcharges taxes; raise more taxes, this time on energy so the price of gasoline immediately increases by thirty cents; appoint his campaign's Hispanic outreach director Juan Hernandez, a citizen of Mexico who served in its former president's cabinet, as "U.S." trade representative or director of Citizenship and Immigration Services; release battle hardened terrorists from Guantanamo Bay or bunk them with Fort Leavenworth's America's domestic prison population so they and their peers still at large — collectively known as The Enemy — have tactical access to our judges and juries (and to those judges and juries' targeted family members); raise even more taxes, this time on so-called greedy oil company's so-called obscene profits so gasoline prices will be so much higher; effectively close down law-abiding Americans' gun shows;
“We have had regulatory agencies always to curb the abuses or potential abuses of the capitalist system.”
 – Jeirgif Sergey MqQomrade, CCCp
continue all many all most of the federal bans on domestic oil and gas exploration and drilling, keeping fuel prices unnecessarily high; swallow hook, line, and economic sinker whatever the peddlers of "man-made global warming climate change" hysterically say we must draconianly do now to Save The Planet® from Imminent Doom™; entangle U.S. policy in yet another foreign, unaccountable bureaucracy via his so-called League of Nations "Democracies"; continue ethanol subsidies, increasing food shortages and greenhouse gas emissions worldwide as well as the Gulf of McMexicaino's Dead Zone; never, ever repeal the estate death tax — nor any other major tax, for that matter; pause for another sip gulp of Leftie KoolAid; declare waterboarding the pouring of small amounts of water up a bloodstained top terrorist's nose "torture"; toss Russia out of the G8; regulate most blogs "For The Children®"; expand BJ Qlinton's AmeriCorps; and place our health care in the greasy, gawky, grabby hands of some T-boat al'Qennedy, Chucky Schmucker, and Johnny B. Edwetterds-approved nanny-statist socialist bureaucracy using federal price controls and federal funds our money.
“I oppose the rich passing on fortunes.”
 – Johammer'n' Sickle MqQommIIIe
(Eleventh hour "evolving" flip-floping notwithstanding.) (And, no, I won't go so far as to call U.S. Mex. Señátor MeChain MqAztlan a "lying opportunistic pig." That type of swine has a bad enough name as it is.)

As if all this wasn't bad enough, the al-Qongress' response will be worse.

First, Republicans in the House and Senate won't oppose El Presidente MqWeathervaneVain, no matter how much more Mickey-D he becomes, because technically he'd still be a "Republican" and offically his election will make him the head of their party. A civil war between conservatives and MqRINOs then would leave the party irrevocably split, pleasing the Demoqretins to no end.

Speaking of pleasing Demosewerrats, President MaVainerick's inevitable reversion to constantly trying to do just that so he'll personally receive much praise and credit from the liberal Demainstreamoqrat mediabirm for "reaching across the aisle and bringing our two parties together, my friends," will either force him to compromise away what minuscule conservative principles he has left as he attempts to make the deals demanded by and acceptable to the insanely barking extreme moonbatsbirm who presently have an unbreakable stranglehold on his favorite party before they even begin to let it enact any of his plans, or ensure that everyone winds up mad at each other and unhappy mostly with him. Likely the American people themselves, as they did last summer in the face of increasingly irrelevant Republican "leadership," would rise up en mass to thwart much of the former. Señor MqQloseGitmo will be blamed for the resulting discord and chaos, of course, by that very same media; and nothing short of his finally deciding to officially switch parties will have any chance of restoring his carefully groomed image as The Most Bipartisan Person Ever in the History of Human Statesmanship, Towering Infinitely Above the Puny Politics of Mere Mortals™.

Of course, it's one thing to overlook one or two issues where a candidate seeking the Republican nomination as a conservative might depart from conservative orthodoxy. But in McCain's case, adherence is the exception to the rule — McCain-Feingold (restrictions on political speech), McCain-Kennedy (amnesty for illegal aliens), McCain-Kennedy-Edwards (trial lawyers' bill of rights), McCain-Lieberman (global warming legislation), Gang of 14 (obstructing change to the filibuster rule for judicial nominations), the Bush tax cuts, and so forth. This is a record any liberal Democrat would proudly run on.

In the end there will be no more Republican opposition to anything the Demostic Emeny Party wants or does.

No more two-party system. No more Republicans getting elected nationally unless they become, in effect if not name, Surrenderqrats.

Nothing could be more unhealthy for our democratic republic.

What otherwise sensible Americans and the hardly ever so Juda S. MqQuislin' sometime and ever continues to forget, respectively, is that the virtues of divided government far outweigh those of any unified one. Division offers us our only hope for a future that allows sufficiently independent checks by one party on the other's excesses, which in turn provide a strong, solid mechanism for reducing corruption in office and enhancing all citizens' freedoms. Unity, on the other hand, especially among the steady crop of pompous, preening politicians we keep electing ourselves, offers us the realistic expectation of nothing except dictatorship, essentially so in both nature and operation — no matter how benign anyone wishes to characterize it — which provide little will or incentive to do anything besides enhance that corruption and reduce those freedoms.

This leaves us two alternatives. The first is almost as bad, but the other is great.

If, instead, on January 20, Bachange Hopeinc moOnbamat II is sworn in as president, we know he'll be unable to accomplish anything he wants exactly as he wants. With conservatives out in full force fighting for and financing the elections of RIGHT candidates for Congress, the Dhimm al-Qrat's one-seat margin in the Senate and meager 37-seat one in the House will, at worst, remain about the same or, at best, substantially decrease if not evaporate altogether. Then His Liberal Unholiness will have no choice but to compromise big time with Republican Senators if he wants any of his executive and judicial nominations confirmed. His crazy tax and spend, enslavement of the people measures will be opposed in the House by nearly all Republicans and all but the craziest of Demoqrats. So he'll have to compromise big time there too. On the war front, he'd have to be a much bigger fool than already evidenced to do anything that prevents our country from achieving total victory, lest he and his party forever take the blame of history for losing or perilously prolonging this World War. So he'll want to do whatever it takes for our side to quickly win it.

But even if Demoliberats pick up seats in both houses of al-Qongress and pass anything and everything Pope Baritone wants, the consequent splashes of deathly ice cold Leftie KoolAid in the American people's faces will make the recent floods in Iowa look like a small leak in Naggy Peloseri's Depends®, waking up the most apathetic of them from the deepest of blissful slumbers, and leave them clamoring for vast Republican majorities in the House and Senate, constitutional amendments, a true conservative presidency, additional Supreme Court seats, repealed laws, and whatever else it takes to completely bleach out every vile stain the Lefties grossly left on the fabric of our nation following their prematurely shortened tenure dictatorship.

Most importantly, in the end our two-party system will not only remain intact but be entirely reinvigorated and beneficially strengthened.

AZ up for grabs
MqDemoqain admits he may lose even his own state (Can you say Gore 2000?)

The best alternative, however, is to Dump MqQain!™ as soon as possible and select at the Republican national convention a real conservative — preferably a current or former state governor — who has more executive-branch experience in his smallest eyelash than Junior Senator BlOwharduh could have in his entire body after a two-year unbroken Edbloated Moooore al-Qennedy "Diet," and will continually beat him over the pointy head with it, pausing now and then only long enough to deliver him ample pummelings from the nail studded 2x4 called Barry's Utter Do-Nothingness in the Lowest.Rated.Evah. Do-Nothing Qongress® that Promised But Failed to Lower Gas Prices (© 2006 Ninny Pinheadsi), until the only change Jr. Sen. Oblahma hopes for in the future is spending the last all-nighter of his campaign working quietly on a very memorable concession speech.

Whether Junaita MqDownDuhDrain claims "health issues" (e.g., senility) or something else, it doesn't matter. His dropping out and being so replaced is the only chance we have of seeing an actual Republican victory, not some Pyrrhic one.

Now that's a change we really can believe in.

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Assassinating the Rules

 

Barack "RFK" Obama isn't the one in immediate danger.


L

iberals can quote a rule as readily as Lucifer can any passage of scripture. It's with the following of such each has inordinate difficulty.

They wouldn't be who they respectively are, however, unless they were breaking or ignoring the ones they find personally inconvenient. That, most of all, is what sets liberals and Lucifer apart from souls many would rightly consider both honest and trustworthy. It's why the phrase honest liberal is generally regarded to be only slightly more sensical than dehydrated water.

It also explains "Mrs." Williar Impeachedone al-Qlinton's obviously desperate attempt to assassinate "her" own party's clear and openly laid down rules.

After giving each state in the Union fair warning that if it held its Democrat primary before February 5, in violation of the party's bylaws which say only New Hampshire, Iowa, Nevada, and South Carolina may do so, and which all Democrats by virtue of their membership in the party mutually pledge one another to respect and follow, then responsible national party officials would take whatever actions they deem necessary to fulfill their duty to every Demoqrat in the county, of ensuring everyone's respect for those rules by punishing each and every inconsiderate and selfish member or group of them who not only think feel they don't necessarily have to follow the ones they don't like but thumb their upturned noses at their top officials, as well as all their fellow members whom they consider suckers for not feeling themselves above such rules too, as they proceed to flagrantly violate the same with neither any regard for the harm that would cause other members nor any expectation whatsoever that anyone should do anything at all to hold them in any way accountable for their irresponsible and inappropriate behaivor, even after being thoroughly warned about the consequences of that violation, guess what these national officials did after the party's echelon in Florida and Michigan proceeded to blatantly violate those bylaws? If you said "they did their duty," then you're not sufficiently selfish or inconsiderate to be one of Willy J***offerson al-Qlinton's Old "Lady"'s partners in crime. But you would be correct.

The duty of every organization's leaders is to enforce its rules for the good of all members, not just any self-appointed elite. If that elite can't or won't abide by the same rules everyone else has to, its continued presence will be a source of great harm to all "less special" members and, consequently, to the organization itself. For their own sake, those members would do well to either force that elite to abide by the rules or, if such isn't possible, purge it forever from their midst.

Senator Obama showed his respect for the Demoqrat Party's rules and its officials' measures to enforce them when he agreed to remove his name from the Michigan primary ballot.

Although "Her" Nibsjesty agreed to do so as well, "she" broke "her" promise — yes, surprise, surprise — after concluding that a ballot with only "her" name on it would mean "she" might have a chance of "winning" the most votes — the same way "her" admired counterparts used to win them in the former Soviet Union.

Sep 1, 2007 4:02 PM
al-Qlinton Qampaign Statement

The following is a statement by al-Qlinton Qampaign Manager Patti Solis Doyle.

"We believe Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada and South Carolina play a unique and special role in the nominating process.

"And we believe the DNC's rules and its calendar provide the necessary structure to respect and honor that role.

"Thus, we will be signing the pledge [with fingers crossed] to adhere to the DNC approved nominating calendar."



August 31, 2007
Four State Pledge Letter 2008

WHEREAS, over a year ago, the Demoqratiq National Qommittee established a 2008 nominating calendar;

WHEREAS, this calendar honors the racial, ethnic, economic and geographic diversity of our party and our country;

WHEREAS, the DNQ also honored the traditional role of retail politics early in the nominating process, to ensure that money alone will not determine our presidential nominee;

WHEREAS, it is the desire of Presidential campaigns, the DNQ, the states and the American people to bring finality, predictability and common sense to the nominating calendar.

THEREFORE, I  Billecherson al-Qlintoon's Old "Lady" , Democratic Candidate for President, pledge I shall not campaign or participate in any state which schedules a presidential election primary or caucus before Feb. 5, 2008, except for the states of Iowa, Nevada, New Hampshire and South Carolina, as "campaigning" is defined by the rules and regulations of the DNQ. It does not include activities specifically related to raising campaign resources such as fundraising events or the hiring of fundraising staff.

 "Mrs." B.J. Rotten al-Qaqkles   Sep 1, 20079 (mwwuhaha haha)  
Demoqratiq Qandidate for PresidentDATE


Seeking an unfair advantage and being "Her" Royal Nibsness are, of course, synonymous.

As privileged as Michigan and Florida's Demoqrass polheads manifestly feel they are, they aren't above the rules that they and all other members of their party agreed to faithfully follow. Worse, they violated those rules knowing full well how much that violation would adversely affect not-so-privileged members in other states, forcing the latter to make last minute changes in their election schedules — just to accommodate the violators' illicit ones — thus sowing widespread confusion among voters.

Did those polheads care? (Is Juan MqQain actually a conservative?)

Worst of all, they knew their violations would force the party's national officials to resort to imposing the only meaningful punishment that wouldn't effectively amount to Crime Does Pay® and the other states' Demoqrats saps are doing the paying. Yet the rules assassins still want a special exemption. Does that mean Michigan's primary voters who wanted to cast their ballots for Senator Obama but couldn't (because he followed the rules) are supposed to be happy that anyone who wanted to cast one for Senibsator al-Qaqkles and did (because "she" violated the rules) will see his ballot counted but not their own?

Why is Bluedress Stainerson al-Qlinton's Old "Lady" working so hard to ensure not only that just "her" voters get to make choices but that all those Obama voters just get disenfranchised? Is "she" a racist?

Billjob's "wife" Hillosery wants to say, "Yes, I can get rewarded for cheating."

It's the duty of every party leader, out of fairness to all members, to ensure that, no, "she" can't!

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A state that still elects former klansmen

 

...didn't support "a darky"? Color me (pun required) surprised.


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est Virginia's Demoqrat senator and favorite ex-KKK Exalted Cyclops and official recruiter Robert "There Are White Niggers" Byrd — who voted against Thurgood Marshall's confirmation, who opposed the Voting Rights Act, who tried to derail the original Civil Rights Act, and who wrote he'd rather "die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds" — must be very proud today that three-fifths two-thirds of his fellow Demokkkrats felt it'd be less degrading for their state to vote for an almost-indicted admitted liar than any such "race mongrel throwback."

Too bad they have only 28 delegates to split between the two, else their votes might have kept this beloved land of ours from nominating "the blackest specimen from the wilds" for president.

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Hillosery's poor showing in PA

 

Only 54.6% in a state right next door to "hers," when it inevitably should've been over 75%, is hardly a "win."


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resident-apparent Obama will win the most pledged delegates for the Demoqrat national convention if "Her" Nibs keeps miserably failing to regain her long-lost "huge leads."

Why just last August

A new Quinnipiac poll finds Hillary Billecherson al-Qlinton's Old "Lady" with a huge lead in Pennsylvania.... with Barack Obama a distant second at 12%.


His quadrupeling that percentage to wind up with 45.4% in a Hillosery gimme state is far more impressive an accomplishment than "Her" Nibs' barely hanging on by "her" fingernails party-poisonous talons.

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A vote for MqQrud is a vote for Obama

 

A vote for Governor Mike Huckabee is still a vote for real hope and real change as well as "for (the) GOP's future."


I

n the general election, would you vote for the dirty old man or the clean and young one? The senator who's been in Washington, District of Crooks for over a quarter century or the one who still uses a map like normal people to find his way around it? The senator from an extremely lawless-border state or the one from the Land of Lincoln? The cad who cheated on and dumped one of his wives because he didn't like the way she looked after she was mangled in a car crash or the man who's stood by the only wife he's ever known, through thick and thin? Someone born in a foreign country or someone born in the good ol' U. S. of A.?

Texans and Ohioans, that's the choice you'll be giving Americans this November if you vote tomorrow for Juan MqQain'tGonnaWinNothin'.

But you still have a choice and a chance to give us all a much better one.


Mike Huckabee, the former Republican governor of a Southern state, is the only candidate who can win in the general election against a sitting Demoqrat senator from a northern state. The only candidate who has actual executive-branch experience, including in time of war.

A President Huckabee would protect our freedom of speech, including restoring our right to speak out against 25-year incumbents like Juan MqFeingold before elections.

Juan MqImbumbent MqHaveItBothWays would continue to erode and destroy those rights.

President Huckabee would build an actual border fence and repel the invasion of lawbreakers.

Juan MqQennedy MqAmnesty would continue to do nothing except babble on and on about "needing to restore trust."

[MqQain has] proven his dislike for conservatives and would gut us at every opportunity. Why do I say that? Because of three decades of experience as a Republican California Senator and a fifty year activist in the conservative movement. I have first hand, in-their-face experience with elitist RINO's (Republican in Name Only) office holders. They are biblically ignorant, power hungry, status seeking egotists who have no difficulty aiding their liberal Democrat colleagues whenever their arms are politely twisted. The one thing they have in common with liberal Democrats is their dislike for all conservatives, especially those who are Bible-believing. McCain, as president, would stifle the voices of elected Republican leaders and try to legislate the conservative movement out of existence.
Former California State Senator H.L. "Bill" Richardson

President Huckabee would protect the right of every law-abiding citizen to keep and bear arms. Period.

Juan MqQlinton MqGunGrabber would effectively close down all our gun shows — as Only The Beginning™.

President Huckabee would cast the IRS onto the trash heap of history.

Juan MqQrud (D-Mexico) would keep it as well as give illegal aliens Social Security and other benefits using your money.

President Huckabee would investigate and prosecute the New York Slimes.

Juan MqDemoqrat would try to get another "easy" endorsement from that liberal, treasonousbirm rag.

President Huckabee would prevent the unethical harvesting of human embryos for unproductive "medical research."

Juan MqNoPrinciples would support that barbarous practice as well as use your money to pay for it.

President Huckabee would enter into office with a Republican vice president.

Juan MqQrumb would entertain the prospect of being a fellow Demoqrat's vice president.

President Huckabee would lead our country to total victory in this war before he leaves office.

Juan Mq100YearsWar would bog us down in Iraq for the rest of our lives.

Texas, Ohio, the eyes of America are upon you.

Please make the right choice tomorrow for all her people's sakes.


Huckabee for President


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