Sunday, November 02, 2008
But hurry! Contest ends Tuesday, November 4th.
oid where prohibited. Open to all U.S. residents eighteen years of age or older and legally registered to vote in their respective states.
Illegal residents like Zer-Øbambøøzler's illegal-alien aunt "living" in a Boston slum, not eligible.
"Tax cut" means a permanent reduction in a majority of citizens or businesses' individual tax liability which does not require any of them to do anything (no filling out any tax forms, no submitting any applications, no receiving any government
checks handouts, no worshiping at the Øbamaltar and/or slobberly kissing both his feet, etc.) in order for all of them to qualify for and enjoy that permanent reduction in their tax liability.
All entries must be received by close of polling-booth hours on Tuesday, November 4, 2008.
Prize of one trillion dollars ($1,000,000,000,000.00) awarded to first qualifying contestant whose entry contains indisputable proof that the person
born in Kenya whose name is Barack Hussein Obama II (a.k.a. The Most Liberal Senator in Congress) had actually voted in favor of a tax cut (as defined above) anytime during his "presence" in the Illinois state legislature as only a very minor member thereof, or during his alleged presence in the United States Senate as just a junior one-term-only freshman do-nothing (except more of the same campaigning for some higher office) member thereof. Only an "Aye" or "Yes" floor vote accepted as proof: no missed vote, proxy vote, committee vote, or merely voting "present."
In the event there is no contest winner because the American people realize that (1) B. Hussein Øbama has never once in his entire life ever voted to enact any real tax cuts, and (2) no matter what he is allegedly (and shrinkingly) promising now only in an election year, zer-Øflimflama's stiff and repeated opposition to all real tax cuts and his record support of really steep and harmful tax increases is something that is never, ever going to "change":
The $1,000,000,000,000.00 prize will be spread around to all Americans as the actual amount of wealth truly redistributed to them in the form of less government spending and public debt, which none of them, their children, or their grandchildren will ever be forced to ever finance, bear, or repay anytime during the next four years or beyond, because the American people have chosen John McCain to be the president of the United States of America, thus making every taxpaying American the real winner!
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