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What your world would be if everything liberals wanted, they got. Open the door at the bottom of its Elysium fa├žade and take a glimpse of hell.

'Mommy, where's all that stem-mule-less money coming from?'

 

"You, honey. Now finish your cereal."


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one of our children are going to understand that answer now. But they might be able to grasp just how much money it is we're stealing from them:

Facts about each of those
pieces of paper that don't have
Bafascist Høøverian Ødalf's
mugshot on them... yet
(aka Dollar Bill)

length  6.14 inches
width  2.61 inches
thickness  0.004 inches
weight  0.035 ounces
(visual aids included for the "adults" and liberals)

If you had 787 billion one-dollar bills—


You could carpet every square inch of
Acting President Biden's
entire home state with them
(water and all)


... and still have enough bills left over
to pay yourself 61 cents
for every one you laid down
(or to pay Øbamao's Poor Tax® hike
... over 487 Billion times!).


Lined up end-to-end,
they would reach the moon
... and back
... over 159 times!



In fact, it would take Light
(the fastest moving thing in the universe)
nearly 7 minutes
to travel from the first bill to the last!


Even stacked in a single pile
they would reach out
over one-fifth of the way to it!



And that pile would weigh
over twice as much as
the Empire State Building!



For you Greenies out there,
the amount of paper required to
print that many dollar bills
is equal to one-half of one percent of
the world's total annual paper supply.



Just the thought of counting it all
boggles the mind.


With a 1500 bills-per-minute
digital cash counter
it'd take you roughly
One Millennium
to count every single bill!


Our children's hopes and dreams
are now in worse shape

... thanks to B. Høøver Øbanal and
his greedy, corrupt, selfish pals
in al-Qongress.


It's unfortunate Teh Children™ don't have any big lobbyist truly looking out for their futures.

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