Dead men tell no politically-embarrassing tales.
he last thing terrorist-coddler-in-chief Der Fübar wants is Sgt. Bergdahl, the turncoat and French Foreign Legion reject he traded five top deadly terrorists for, to get back home and start proclaiming his eternal adherence to our country's deadliest enemy.
But Øtyrant already knows the only reason Benedict Bergdahl had to leave the ranks of his terrorist comrades-in-arms is that he got gravely ill and there was no terrorist
doctor sawbones competent to heal him. So Øpsycho arranged an illegal deal with Bergdahl's terrorist commanders that would allow their brother soldier to receive the type of top-notch medical care that only American exceptionalism can provide. As a show of gratitude, Øfascist promised Bergdahl's terrorist commanders, "If you like your five top terrorist leaders, you can get back and keep your five top terrorist leaders. Period!"
Fortunately for the American people, and unfortunately for
Sgt. Traitor Worst Class Bergdahl, many of our soldiers who actually witnessed Bergdahl's willful desertion and had to, while searching for him, suffer the horrific consequences of his giving material aid and comfort to our enemy, went public and told us the true story of his betrayal and treason. Now, Backstabber Bergdahl is an embarrassment to Birdbrain Barry and his regime.
What is a psychopathologically lying dictator to do, then? Use his pen and his phone to (1) order Bergdahl's doctors in Germany to declare him terminally ill with only a few
months minutes to live, or (2) order the military to transport Bergdahl back to the States aboard a C-17 that somehow just happened to miss receiving the last few dozen or so scheduled maintenance checks? If the latter, how can he, yes, blame Bush for "putting in place a maintenance system that failed our brave troops so badly" an "accident" was "bound to occur"? His lick-spittle media would eat that one up.
Afterwards, Øliar could use his pen and his phone to order a state funeral for the "brave but misfortunate hero who died serving his country with unparalleled honor and distinction." As flags all across the country flew at half-mast, Baracrook Øfubar would breathe a sigh of relief and, Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim, give thanks for the utter silence of the grave.
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