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Obama Lied, Pelicans Died

 

NERØbama piddled while oil churned
"We've run out of places to drill"? Not only is he arrøgant, ignørant, and utterly incømpetent, he's completely psychøtic.


B

igcrook Insane Øilbama Mmm, mmm, mmmmiserable failure.

He's such a pathological liar, psychiatrists are now terming the extreme form of mental disorder he constantly exhibits the Barack von Obamünchausen Syndrome.

Only in that Øbilligan's Island fantasy world on which he and his comrade enviromarxist-wacko castaways are hopelessly marooned has anyone run out places to safely and profitably drill for oil.

In the real world the current and growing number of such places is far greater than the number of functioning "brain" cells that have ever been in his embarrassingly empty, pointy head.

“The president (sic) would do well to consider that the unconscious mind processes promises as lies.”

What "Present"dunce ØbamemyselfandI® really is saying lying to us about is, yes, we can so drill in all those places but he and his Demøcommierads don't want anyone to drill anywhere in any way at any time. Period.

“I can't suck it up with a straw man.”
– B. Ø-banal

They "think" feel that, yes, they can fool us into believing we can maintain a superior economy without any oil production if only we'd redistribute literally all the profits from it directly and exclusively to green "industries" their Demøcrony supporters and campaign contributors in the form of extremely wasteful and extravagantly lavished taxpayer subsidies.

In other words, yes, they and theirs can get all the wealth and power.

We just get screwed drilled.

Øafficial Ballot
"Presidential" Selection
Washington, District of Crooks
June 20, 2010
(aka 61 days after the Øil Spill Without End™)
Instructions to Vøter: To vote for the proposal of your choice, place an "X" to the left of the proposal's description. To vote for a measure, place an "X" next to the word "Yes" or the word "No". Any passing the buck or equivocation is forbidden and makes the ballot void. If you shred, postpone, or cover up with your golf balls this ballot, you won't get another.

No. 1
Question on Everyone's Mind
Should the federal government do everything it can to save the Gulf states from the British Barack Petrøleum oil spill?
 Yes
 No
xPresent

Federal Government's Top Response
(Vote for One)
 Accept all competent expert assistance from the Netherlands, Great Britain, Saudi Arabia, etc., as well as domestic companies.
 Promptly approve and expedite implementation of every reasonable request made by the affected states' governors and local officials.
 Tell the Coast Guard to stop hindering the clean up effort with its superfluous ship "inspections."
 Hold(er) off on any unconstitutionally coercive threats of prosecution.
 Return all campaign contributions personally received from British Barack Petrøleum.
 Refrain from playing any golf or taking any vacations during this crisis.
 At least try to remember that George Bush hasn't been in office — indeed, hasn't been anywhere near the White House — for the last 17 months. (There's no "I inherited the spill!" excuse, either, Golfer-in-Chief Øbamoron.)
xAppoint another useless National Commission™ and call that a "solution."

The bottom line is, compared to Bajimmy Øcarter's Spilltrina®, President Bush did an outstanding job handling the last major Gulf-area crisis.

Oval (Office) addresses are best reserved for wars and resignations.”

Ofascist Bingo

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