Monday, February 25, 2008
Mrs. MqQad (No. 2): "My husband would never cheat on his second wife like he did on his first after she got disfigured in a car crash and he and I (not to mention the other women he was committing adultery with before me) started having sex until he finally dumped her so he could marry me one month later just in time for our Hawaiian-Summer honeymoon...."
uan Sleazy MqQad III. The Republican Willy Qlinton.
Too bad (for MqQadulterer — and al-Qlinton, for that matter) there isn't a Speech About Candidates' Infidelities Total Blackout provision in that MqQad-SomeDemoqratOrAnother bill of his which Qongress made into a law for the sole purpose of abridging the people's freedom of speech. Then he could fine me $28,000 for posting this.
We the Conservatives of the United States don't need a Draft (insert name of real conservative) movement as much as we need a Dump MqQad™ one right now.
Before it's too late.
Labels: elitist despot liberals (BIRM), godless liberals (BIRM), megalomaniacal liberals (BIRM), narcissist liberals (BIRM), Washington D(istrict of )C(rooks), Where's the Fence?
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