Teh Øn(c)e says, "Then buy a new car!" Because, you know, new cars are actually a lot cheaper now than the gas you're going to have to put in them.
o, what if the people can't afford new cars? Hmm?
Instead of hearing the Moron-in-Chief Øbamarieantoinette and his AP(ropagandists) blurt and promptly edit out, "Let them drive limousines!" or upscale $41,000+ Volts, you might want to think about a trade-in—
On November 6, 2012—
Of the occupantvacationer at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Yes, you can make that trade-in inside your very own local voting booth.
Obama's limo gets eight miles to the gallon. His fleet of security vehicles, Suburbans, they're not gonna switch out. It's a classic illustration here of how statists live and work, and you don't get to play in their league. So you just gotta go trade in your car. You gotta go get a subcompact. You gotta go out and get another car if you want to spend less on gasoline. We're not gonna drill. We're not gonna increase our own supply of oil.
No, we're gonna hold out for a worthless so-called green energy solution that does not exist and won't exist for decades — and don't doubt me. He's not gonna try to lower prices, he's not gonna try to lower taxes, he is not gonna lower the corporate tax rate, he's not gonna take any action that will make the cost of living less because he doesn't want to. What we need to do is trade in Obama!