“You can put lipstick on a pig,” he said to an outbreak of laughter, shouts and raucous applause from his audience, clearly drawing a connection to Palin’s joke even if it’s not what Obama meant. “It’s still a pig. You can wrap an old [McCain — get it?] fish [Sarah Palin — Get it?] in a piece of paper called change. It’s still going to stink after eight years.”
"New" Demoqrat motto: You haven't come a long way with us, baby.
It's enough to make every self-respecting American woman say, "Enough! Enough of the same ol' sexism. Enough is enough."
Moreover, while American women are also being hit by high gasoline prices, which makes it more and more difficult for them to buy groceries and clothes for their children and drive them to school (where Jr. Sen. Uh-er-bama hopes they'll learn how to correctly change a broken condom and other such "right things to do"), his qampaign meltdown is sending a "mini-army" of lawyers on expensive, fuel-guzzling, carbon-spewing jets up to Alaska to drill not for the abundant, badly needed oil that's available there, but for dirt of the most unavailable or far-fetched kind on Governor Sarah Palin.
Yeah, way to help American women, Freshman Junior Senator BaracK-12SexEd cHauvinist Osexisma.
Certainly not as much a one as freshman junior Sen. zer-Øbama has been the last four years, but here's a joke:
What's the difference between a communiSty organizer and a poodle?
Answer: When the poodle leaves behind a stinking mess in his community you only need a minute or two and a Pooper-Scooper® to clean it all up.