Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Qerrathery among liars. The tie that binds JFQ, the DNC and MSM.
ejecting a claim that they weren't flight risks, a judge today denied a motion by lawyers for Saddan Rather and Qerry campaign fundraiser and senior advisor Ben Barnes, both indicted of truthocide in the mass murders of the entire Mainst Reammedia family, that the two be released on bail.
Citing affidavits that each was "a model, upright and trustworthy servant of the Dhimmicratic party," the defendant's lawyers told Court of Public Opinion judge Americanel Ectorate that both would appear for trial before her court to face the counts of murder. The judge reviewed the indictment first, noting the heinousness of the crime. "This cold-blooded and obviously premeditated killing of C. Bogus Stories and her relatives' credibility is the worst I've ever seen," Judge Ectorate said. She then noted that the affidavits offered by lawyers were not convincing, being either clearly forged themselves or signed by Hanoi John F'in' al-Qerry and other Dhimmicrats named in the indictment. After denying the defendants bail, she ordered both to remain in custody following the blogceedings.
Ms. Stories and her kin all suffered a massive memoforgerary last Wednesday following the ruthless poisoning of their trustworthiness. They were rushed to emergency rooms at Elbubo Memorial Blogospital, but every attempt to revive them was unsuccessful. Blogtectives investigating the crime scene immediately suspected foul play. "It wasn't hard to attribute their deaths to the actions of Rather and al-Qerry's top advisor," said blogtective Trunk "Big Rock" Hindet. "Every bit of evidence we've collected points to extensive collusion between their so-called news organization and Qerry's presidential campaign."
Lawyers for Mr. Rather and Mr. Barnes said their clients were above reproach. But others were less sanguine.
"Why, I'd bet over ten-thousand bucks that when all this is over, there's going to be two new residents awaiting Botox injections on truthless row," a source close to the investigation said. "The handwriting is literally on the
Judge Ectorate has set an execution date of Nov. 2 for whoever's convicted of this crime against integrity.
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