"What reason did the Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooter(birm) give for not targeting a crowded gun show?"
es."
"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters(birm)' for four hundred, Alex."
"When the Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooter(birm) was screaming 'Allahu Akbar!' during the Fort Hood Massacre, he was really screaming this."
"What is 'Thank God!'?"
"According to Senator al-MqQain, that's correct."
"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters(birm)' for six hundred."
"The next Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooter(birm) now can label its customers 'fish in a barrel,' too."
"What is Starbucks?"
"Yes. Go."
"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters(birm)' for eight hundred."
"On this map, it shows a perfect match between high incidents of gun violence and high incidents of Øbraindead voters."
"What is blue?"
"Right."
"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters(birm)' for a thousand, Alex."
"Their so-called 'commen sense' restrictions wouldn't have done a damned thing to stop Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters(birm), but would've only infringed even further on the rights and safety of law-abiding citizens."
"Who are liberals?"
"Yes. Other acceptable responses include 'fascists,' 'socialists,' 'Demøcrooks,' 'communists,' 'tyrants,' 'insane people,' 'liars,' 'anti-America traitors,' and 'shredders of the U.S. Constitution.' Clearly they all mean the same thing here."
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Hat Tip: h/t Liberal Utopia Full: Libsareb Raindead, "'I may be insane, but I ain't crazy'," Liberal Utopia, September 21, 2013.
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