Tuesday, November 08, 2005
What new name to give the former Cinquième République when France is no longer French?
aliphate of Oussama. Al-Sadamland. Al-Shari'andy. Al-Cheesiestia. Al-Singe Apaisezie. Al-Monkisurrenda. Al-Viet Nam.
The inhabitants need to hurry up and decide — preferably before the next curfew miserably fails — so Craig R. Stapleton can figure out what title he should put after his name. Also no telling what it's going to cost the other nations to change all their ambassadors' letterheads. On the bright side, since "France" won't exist anymore, we can finally take its permanent seat off the UN Security Council. Of course this means that one more radical muslim country will be in possession of weapons of mass destruction. So we'll have to invade and disarm it. I suggest afterwards we rename al-Paris "Bushton" and the al-Seine "The Rio Cowboy."
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