Friday, September 23, 2011
Long version: Always run a company that criminally refuses to pay its taxes on time, while blatantly lying about your own tax payments and those of others.
hort version: Be a flaming hypocrite.
Come on, Warren. It's really very simple. You don't even have to wait for any new law.
Just take out your checkbook, open its imported Nile crocodile leather with pearl studded "WEB" monogram cover, pick up your gold plated, diamond encrusted pen, and on the first blank, elephant-hide paper check — where it says Pay to the Order of — write "United States Treasury." On the next line write "One Billion and 00/100--" dollars. In that little box above the word Dollars, squeeze in $"1000000000.00." On the memo line write "My fair share." Properly date and sign your check, tear it out of the checkbook, put it in one of your gold-threaded pure cotton paper, monogram watermarked envelopes, lick its Dom Perignon White Gold Jeroboam sprinkled adhesive strip, and seal it. Then write on front of the envelope:
- Gifts to the United States
U.S. Department of the Treasury
Credit Accounting Branch
3700 East-West Highway, Room 622D
Hyattsville, MD 20782
Finally, stick your personalized "Oracle of Omaha" first-class postage stamp on it. Then give that envelope to your butler and tell him/her/other to put it in your mailbox outside the gates. (Make sure he/she/other doesn't forget to raise its red flag!)
That's it. You're done.
You can rest assured every penny of your gift will be spent by your
dEar Leader Ohr Führer on his Stinkulus, Jr.™ "plan."
Should be enough, given his record, to Create Or Save® nearly 14 jobs.
That is, after his big public sector union-boss buddies and other
Demøcrook special-interest NSDWP front-group cronies, as well as all the thousands upon thousands of new federal agents, bureaucrats, and other government "workers," get Their Fair Bribe Cut™, of course.
Labels: fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), liberals are always extreme, lying liberals (BIRM), more liberal hypocrisy, Real Jobs Bill: FIRE OBAMA
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