"(Peloseri) single-pointy headedly raises tensions in the Middle East and drives up oil prices!" raves The New York al’Qaeda Cell Times.
"***** Five Burkas!" squeals The L.A. Slimes.
"Couldn't have done it better myself!" quips Benedict Arnold.
One-Woman Warmongeress: Unnecessary Farce Force starring Screecher of the Grouse SagFragNag Pelooni . Administration of Iraqi President Jalal Talabani . President of Turkey Abdullah Gul . Rising Prices Atthe Pump . We the People’s Uncle Sam . Defenders of Our Freedom America’s Armed Forces . written by Abunch Oftraitors (from the novel Sense of the House Resolutions Are Worthless) . directed by al’Qaedaqratic Party . executive producer Osama bin Laden . distributed by al’Qongre$$-$oro$ Inc.
Rated DP – Defeatist Party. No one supporting U.S. Troops and their Victory will be admitted.