Spoiler alert: The seven each had information that's material to the investigation. But, strangely, all of them "crashed" just days after the investigation began.
nce upon a time before the 2010 midterm elections, when the snowjobs were rising like flames from hell, a citizenry sat steaming at their televisions, which had news of power-usurping big fascist government. As they steamed they saw right through the snowjobs and painted their signs with their grievances. TEA groups of patriots rose against the snowjobs. The movement against the whitewash looked so beautiful that they thought to themselves, "If only we didn't have rulers as quick to whitewash their tyranny as snowjob us, as berate our movement as belittle our patriotism, and as usurp our power as this government does regularly in the news."
Soon afterward they had a partisan IRS that was as quick to whitewash its tyranny as snowjob us, as berate our movement as belittle our patriotism, and as usurp our power as the rest of this government does, and therefore they called it Partisan Snowjob-Whitewash. And as soon as that agency's plan to punish the pResident's political "enemies" was born, the citizenry's rights died.
. . .
After the letter to Snowjob-Whitewash from the House Ways and Means Committee chairman, the seven storage devices with information most relevant to his inquiry crashed.
Doc said, "I'm a goner!"
Grumpy said, "Me too!"
Happy said, "What a coincidence, so am I!"
Sleepy said, "Goodbye, cruel world!"
Bashful said, "RIP, my email files!"
Sneezy said, "Mine too!"
Dopey said, "I'm too
underfunded poor to die!"
. . .
Back at the White House the pResident stepped before his mirror and said:
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who in this land is evilest of all?
The mirror answered:
You, my pResident, are evil; it is true.
But Snowjob-Whitewash, beyond the mountains of debt
With the seven ("crashed") drives,
Is still a thousand times eviler than you.
. . .
Labels: corrupt Democrats (BIRM), Democrat War on Americans, desperate liberals (BIRM), fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), liberalism: THE ideology of hate, liberals are always extreme, lying liberals (BIRM)
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