Friday, December 09, 2005
While Jolly Ol' Saint Nick was reading this letter, a LUporter at our North Pole Bureau overheard him exclaim, "Come on, kid. I'm Santa, not a miracle worker!"
- Dear Santa,
This year, I don't want anything for myself
cause I said some bad words when I got
angry with some librals, but I could use some
help with the selecting presents for
Democrats. Can you do this for me?
To John Murtha, a sense of shame!
To John Kerry, a sense of pro, pro, propiety.
See the rest of GM
and Woody's letter to Santa
to find out who else is deserving of
a lump of coal this Christmas... sans the coal.
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