'I may be insane, but I ain't crazy'

"What reason did the Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooter^(birm) give for not targeting a crowded gun show?"

“Y

es."

"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters^(birm)' for four hundred, Alex."

"When the Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooter^(birm) was screaming 'Allahu Akbar!' during the Fort Hood Massacre, he was really screaming this."

"What is 'Thank God!'?"

"According to Senator al-MqQain, that's correct."

"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters^(birm)' for six hundred."

"The next Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooter^(birm) now can label its customers 'fish in a barrel,' too."

"What is Starbucks?"

"Yes. Go."

"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters^(birm)' for eight hundred."

"On this map, it shows a perfect match between high incidents of gun violence and high incidents of Øbraindead voters."

"What is blue?"

"Right."

"'Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters^(birm)' for a thousand, Alex."

"Their so-called 'commen sense' restrictions wouldn't have done a damned thing to stop Liberal Mass-Murdering Shooters^(birm), but would've only infringed even further on the rights and safety of law-abiding citizens."

"Who are liberals?"

"Yes. Other acceptable responses include 'fascists,' 'socialists,' 'Demøcrooks,' 'communists,' 'tyrants,' 'insane people,' 'liars,' 'anti-America traitors,' and 'shredders of the U.S. Constitution.' Clearly they all mean the same thing here."