Or as spoiled Øbratchild asks, "With 'enemies' like these, who needs friends?"
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l-Qaeda-in-Syria's Senate ally Jihhadin' al-MqQain, Repu Democrat from aRINOza, and his comrade "Republican"-in-name-onlys would've given away the national store to ZEmpeRØ Stompy Foot I long before now had it not been for the brave efforts of American patriots and TEA Party heroes Ted Cruz and Mike Lee, enemies of the backstabbingRINObama statists.
Andrew McCarthy, in today's National Review, examines the extent of ØStompy and his al-MqQain Qo. pals's duplicity and treason against the United States and her people:
So support for the Syrian jihad remains unaffected by the shutdown, just like the Capitol Hill gym and Michelle Obama's "Let's Move!" website. Obama did manage, however, to cut off death benefits for the families of American troops killed fighting for our country. Or at least our conniving Alinsky-in-chief thought he'd succeeded in cutting off the military death benefits — along with forcible closures of war-hero cemeteries, national monuments, private homes, and the ocean.
It turned out he'd miscalculated.
President I Will Not Negotiate ended up negotiating, and then quietly paying bereaved military families, because he discovered, to his astonishment, that the public would hold him, not Republicans, responsible for this unspeakable breach of faith. He'd thought he had that covered. After all, as the Republican establishment repeatedly tells us, Obama's media always blame the GOP — thus making it "delusional" for the GOP to stand up and fight about anything.
The president was caught by the strategy devised by the delusional rubes who want to exercise Congress's prerogative not to fund Obamacare — a purportedly unattainable goal, notwithstanding that the prerogative is rooted in the Constitution, in marked contrast to Obama's own selective waivers of Obamacare, which are apparently rooted in . . . Obama.
That's the weather vane calling the kettle black...
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hen in Iowa, talk up Corn®. When in Florida, you can't talk up Space®?
What planet are you from, Øbomney?
Didn't you notice all those Launch Pads™ and Space Jobs® on its east coast when you were promising Floridians your own version of Teh Moon & Teh Stars?
You know who else hates Space Jobs®, Øbamitt Barømney?
That's right, your twin Barømney Øbamitt. Remember that the next time you see a manned space launch from Cape Canaveral... oh, wait. No, none of us can't anymore, thanks to him.
And guess who both love Øbomney"Care"?
If you said Siamese Wøn and Siamese Mittwø you each win a free ticket to Newt's moon colony.
So a politician can no longer dream big, can he?
Only visionless, two-faced, double-talking political hacks like yøur twin and yøurself would think feel that.
With few exceptions, residents age 18 and older must carry health insurance that meets the minimum standards set by bureaucrats. This is known as the "Individual Mandate."
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Adults who cannot afford a plan that meets the bureacrats' "standards" can apply to those same bureaucrats for a "waiver."
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Those who do not get insurance or a waiver by the deadline will be punished.
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If their religion does not allow them to carry health insurance, they can file a statement with their tax return.
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To enforce the Individual Mandate, uninsured adults will be punished and fined by the Department of Revenue's tax collectors.
You can't keep your most basic promises, and it's my fault?
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ou need to contribute one hundred dollars to us, Mr. Raindead, or the Democrats will (insert fascist evil-doing here) ," the Republican National Committee "messenger" told me on the phone this morning. Caller ID: "000-000-0000."
"I'll make the same pledge I made to the last RNC 'messenger' who called me asking for a donation," I said. "You keep your pledge to cut one hundred Billion from the current federal budget, and I'll start donating again." I thought that was reasonable, given the hundreds I contributed last year and the pitiful return on that investment I've seen this year.
"But we have done a lot already, Mr. Raindead," the messenger claimed without offering hard specifics. "You can't expect us to Walk On Water™."
"I'm not expecting any such thing. You pledged to cut one hundred Billion dollars, but you haven't. You could have easily done it in the House of Representatives, the body you control, because the party who controls the House can pass whatever it wants — free and clear — in the first ten bills of the new session. Even if the Senate later killed the spending cut or the pResident vetoed it, that still means you kept your word."
"So, for this Glass Half Empty™ reason, you're going to withhold your contributions and allow the Democrats to stop us from keeping our promises."
It wasn't a question.
Apparently, this "messenger" wants me to believe that holding the Republican Party accountable for refusing to keep its promises is the same as preventing it from keeping them.
That's the kind of vile, lying accusation that DemøcoMSMunist Party Politburo messengers propagandists are always lodging against people they hate.
Similarly, the GOP is saying that this "promise," despite the facts, was actually "fulfilled."
Cut Government Spending to Pre-Stimulus, Pre-Bailout Levels With common-sense exceptions for seniors, veterans, and our troops, we will roll back government spending to prestimulus, pre-bailout levels, saving us at least $100 billion in the first year alone and putting us on a path to begin paying down the debt, balancing the budget, and ending the spending spree in Washington that threatens our children's future.
This Promise was fulfilled on January 20, 2011. Upon passage of H.Res. 38, current government spending will be rolled back to that of the levels of FY 2008 or before. This will reduce non-security discretionary spending to pre-stimulus, pre-bailout levels. Vote Result • Text of the Resolution [PDF]
Spending hasn't been, but "will be" rolled backed. Someday.
That bit about "saving us at least $100 billion in the first year alone." Well, that's just Walk On Water™ stuff.
I'm not contributing my hard-earned money to hear talk but to see results.
If the RNC and its messengers can't get that, it won't be getting anything from me.
rer Rabbit was far more subtle than these Liar Patch Kidz™: "Oh please Brer GOP, whatever you do, please don't fling us in that brier patch up against that 'reshaped' Republican field!"
And again, the Washington Post story here from Chris Cillizza: "Mitch Daniels, the Man Who Could Reshape the Republican Field." Here you have an agent of the regime, State-Controlled Media, writing a piece that essentially says Mitch Daniels is the only guy that can save the Republican Party, and Mitch Daniels, the governor of Indiana, is the only guy who can give the Republican Party any weight, any seriousness, and if he decides not to run, why, it's all over. And you even have Obama quoted talking about how formidable Daniels would be, (imitating Obama) "Yeah, he's a very serious guy, don't agree with him on everything, but he's formidable." Well, that's another thing. Yeah, Obama and the Democrats, they really do want us to nominate their biggest threat, right? They really do want us to nominate the guy they think can beat them. The fact is they would love the nominee to be Ron Paul. They would love the nominee to be somebody that's gonna get 20% of the vote. They don't want the nominee to be somebody that can beat 'em, yet here's a story about how they love that guy.
It could be about anybody. I'm not attacking Mitch Daniels. I'm sitting here, I'm reading the news, and I'm analyzing it as I do, seeing the stitches on a fastball. "Should Daniels opt not to run, on the other hand, the unpredictability that has ruled the race would almost certainly continue unabated." A field without Daniels would equal the end of the Republican Party. That's what the story says. Well, that's what Obama wants. The end of the Republican Party is what all of insider Washington wants, and here's a piece about how to do it. We're supposed to sit here and think they want us to nominate somebody they think can beat them. Sorry. I'm not buying. That's not how it works.
Bob McFord, John McDole, Mitch McCainiels. Each the liberals' Most Favored Nominee.
Been there. Done that. All we got was another lousy "Teh Only Viable Candidate®" tee shirt lecture.
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