ou should resign today and turn the reigns of leadership over to anyone with much, much, much more capability to lead our country's war effort. Namely: Anyone. But. You.

It'd save us the otherwise inescapable bother of having to impeach your worthless, miserably failing, dangerously incompetent self.

Lord knows we'll certainly have enough on our hands elsewhere: from sorting through the radioactive rubble to recover what's left of many, many, many of our fellow citizens' bodies, to clearing away said radioactive rubble while having to constantly tell your fellow libtardals that, no, we can't possibly need in its place yet another "Peace Museum™" that'll undoubtedly do everything it can to, with the help of your lapdog submissively urinating media, shift the entire blame from said muslime terrorists your invited bloodthirsty guests to — you guessed it — "Greedy Arrogant Capitalistic American Imperialism^®." Not to mention all the times we'll be telling your Democratic Party al-Qaedaqratic Pølitburø that, no, we can't possibly need in its aftermath yet another totally politicized "(Fill in the Numerical Date of the Now Inevitable Attack) Commission™" that'll undoubtedly do everything it can to, again with the help of your lapdog submissively urinating media, shift the entire blame from said Democratic Party yourself and your al-Qaedaqratic Pølitburø to — you guessed it — "Teh Georgedolf W(armonger) Bushitler AdminiSStration^®."

The way you've been carrying on recently always — golfing around and passing the buck, especially after all of these latest muslime terrorist attack attempts — you should just start telling everyone that your name's initials really don't stand for "Barack Obammm,mmm,mmma" "Barachickenhawk Øfascist."

They actually stand for Blame Others.

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	4:54 AM   0

overnment interference with our health care choices has caused prices to skyrocket astronomically, the federal budget and national debt to spiral dangerously out of control, and the system's problems to reach crisis levels.

So what do out-of-touch Demøfascist Party Politburo liberals^(birm) think feel is the solution?

Why, more government interference, of course.

No wonder self-identified conservatives outnumber liberals in every state.

The real solution is to reduce government interference — the cause of all our major problems — as much and as quickly as possible.

Obviously, out-of-touch Demøfascist Party Politburo liberals^(birm) never have nor ever will propose we do that because they never have nor ever will trust us to do anything ourselves. Period. They think feel that they alone possess all the right answers and that all of us should just shut up and let them have their way because, they each tell us, "what I am doing is going to be helpful."

Well, it hasn't been helpful before. What makes them think feel that letting them do even more of it is ever going to be?

Seeing how they alone created the whole mess, let's instead tell these Demøfascists, "We don't want you to do a lot of talking. We want you to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. We don't mind cleaning up after you, but don't do a lot of talking."

Or, to break it down into steps so easy even a mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, out-of-touch Demøfascist Party Politburo liberal^(birm) could do it:

1. Shut up.

2. Listen to us.

3. Do only what we tell you to do when we tell you to do it.

In that order.

No doubt even this may yet prove too complicated for the likes of them.

So while, yes, we can hope for the best, prepare for these constant channelers of their beloved heroes Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, and worse to progress no further than always trying to shove their same old tired ways of all government, all the time down all our throats.

Labels: dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), Don't blame me - I wrote in Ashcroft, fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), miserably failing liberals (BIRM), neither Hope nor Change

	11:56 PM   0

his isn't auto insurance. There's nothing in our laws that says I must drive. So I can avoid buying such insurance by choosing to walk, ride bicycles, or even roller-blade everywhere.

But the government Demoqrat Regime holding a gun to my head and forcing me to buy "health insurance" simply because I must breathe, constitutes under color of law the clearest definition and application of slavery or involuntary servitude.

Essentially an unconstitutional federal Head Tax, complete with regressively penalizing Bills of Attainder, this usurpation of our powers also violates the Fourth Amendment's prohibition against unreasonable seizures as well as the people's Right to Privacy — their Right to Be Left Alone, free of unwarranted public intrusion into and jurisdiction and control over their individual lives and most strictly personal decisions.

Moreover, a conscious person's Right to Refuse Any Medically-Related Assistance, regardless the manner or form, is so sacrosanct that violations of it would breach every health professional's oath.

When such violations are demanded by the people's own government, they further breach the most fundamental of all compacts between it and them: that governments' just powers cannot be derived except from the Consent of the Governed.

However they're viewed, there is no due process in these deprivals of our lives, liberties, and property; nor any just compensation with the attendant takings of our private property for so-called public use when that use promises only unreasonably increasing costs, unduly decreasing freedoms, unprecedented mountains of unconscionably harmful debt, and unavoidable rationing that egregiously risks both life and limb.

But since we're talking about what the Demofascist Party's führer and its other misleaders want to do for to us, all of this is irrelevant.

Rights, choice, due process, freedoms, just compensation, just powers, consent.

None of these is in any Dictatorat's private vocabulary.

Absolute, unquestioned power is both sole means and sole end to his very existence as an allegedly human being, not merely as an actually tyrannical commissar or functionary in some fascist utopia created of, by, and for him and his accessories before, during, and after the fact, where every philosophical difference or uninhibited exercise of any personal freedom is or ought to be an infamous crime, if not a capital offense.

Forced into having no choice at all means that, no, none can see any prospect of hope or change he may need in the future.

Thanks once again, oh, so much, 52'ers Filthy-Tubers.

You've made G. Pavlov Soro$ and his D.C. cabana boys and girls marionettes very, very happy.

Labels: consumer rights, culture of death and destruction, dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), Don't blame me - I wrote in Ashcroft, fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), lethal liberalism (BIRM)

	11:35 AM   0

on't have to hope Former Senator^Jr. Øfumbler fails. He already has. Miserably Epicly.

Worst. "President." Ever.

And that's an understatement.

It's like saying the third-grade dropout who once told his mommy he wants to be a "kly-me-tall-just" is the worst scientist ever.

Except the third-grade dropout has a better chance of producing a valid college diploma to prove he's a Ph.D., than B. Hooverian Øfascist has of ever producing an original birth certificate to prove he's a natural born citizen.

Worst. Fascist. Ever. to physically set foot in the Oval Office, then.

And that's because — although they're definitely there now in spirit — neither Hitler nor Mussolini ever got around to taking the White House tour.

Labels: dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), Don't blame me - I wrote in Ashcroft, megalomaniacal liberals (BIRM), miserably failing liberals (BIRM), spread the misery around, The Obama Depression

	6:03 PM   0

ow about offering them free health care, "Present" Øbraindead? That should make that oppressive dictatorship — North Korea's, not yours — stop launching those missiles every day. Perhaps then it'll only fire them off every other day.

No? O.K. Then promise it you won't build some missile defense system that can shoot down any it chooses to launch— What? Oh, you've already done that, and it didn't work either.

Well... Hey, I know! Go to North Korea and lead a nationwide Apology Tour^® there. Take the Hildabeast with you. Between you and her there's enough hatred for America to easily match surpass that of any North Korean tyrant.

Of course, once you've exhausted all this "smarter diplomacy" of yours, then, yes, you can take the measure of last resort:

Surrender.

Just Hope™ that North Korea's communist despots^(birm) don't notice it isn't any real Change™.

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	11:18 PM   0

o, had President Bush not made the tough decision — the kind of decision, Former Senator Øfascist, your weaselly cowardly lying incompetent two-faced appeasing surrender-monkey weak-kneed teleprompter-for-brains America-endangering terrorist-aiding-and-comforting miserably-failing whimpering apologetic freakish self could never in a billion years muster a trillionth of the same courage to make — to put captured muslim terrorists in a place that they couldn't escape from, that none of their murderous muslim pals could hope to break them out of, that would follow the letter and spirit of our laws prohibiting their entry onto U.S. soil, and that, most importantly, gave our interrogators the best chance to extract from them all their real and present plans for slaughtering even more American men, women, and children, and to thus keep every one of us safe, then you wouldn't be trying so hard now to put all those muslim terrorists back on our streets where, yes, they can kill our families, neighbors, and coworkers or on foreign battlefields where, yes, they can kill our brave Combat Troops.

How about this?: Had those muslim terrorists not been members of the stateless cabal of muslim cowards which mass-butchered our families, neighbors, coworkers, fellow citizens, and guests on September 11, 2001 — a date that will forever live in infamy everywhere except in your and your fellow totalitarian fascist Democowardic Party members' "minds" — then President Bush wouldn't have ever needed to make that tough decision regarding them.

Or this?: Had BiIsIs al-Qlinton done his job of protecting the American people instead of ineffectually "responding" to attack after attack against our Troops and interests by that same cabal of muslim cowards all on his watch, then those muslim terrorists wouldn't have ever been capable or emboldened enough to plan, much less carry out, the mass slaughter of our families, neighbors, coworkers, fellow citizens, and guests on or anytime after September 11, 2001.

Better yet: Had your mother stayed with your muslim father in Kenya or with your muslim step-father in Indonesia instead of leaving them and abandoning you to her mother to raise your hate-filled, ungrateful, racist, cocaine-snorting, empty-suit and -headed self, then we wouldn't have a dangerously incompetent, irresponsible, miserably failing, weakling, lying, fascist, totalitarian, treasonous bastard in the White House threatening the safety and security of all Americans with utterly insane plans to put all those muslim terrorists back on our streets where, yes, they can kill our families, neighbors, and coworkers or on foreign battlefields where, yes, they can kill our brave Combat Troops.

That last had is definitely the change we needed most of all.

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	10:10 PM   0